[Gaming] Elder Scrolls 5 - Dawnguard is HERE!

GasBandit · Dec 20, 2011

Krisken said:
Yeah, I've never seen gear to increase enchanting. Every time I try to imagine the circle I'd have to make to create the best equipment I can, my head starts swimming.

Even better, throw in the +alchemy gear too... so once you're +9001% on enchanting, enchant some alchemy gear... 1k+ healing potions ftw? with a side of +enchanting potions as well...

GasBandit · Dec 20, 2011

From the makers of Eye Bleach, Dragon Shout.

Frank · Dec 20, 2011

Well, actually, you can do that. It takes a while. You enchant +alchemy gear, make enchanting potions, drink those, make new +alchemy gear under the influence of the potion, make better +enchanting potions, drink those, make better +alchemy gear, make even better +enchanting potions and so forth.

Shegokigo · Dec 20, 2011

So glad they wouldn't want anything game breaking in the game like Command: Humanoid/Animal, but Frankie's example is just fine. :rolleyes:

strawman · Dec 20, 2011

GasBandit said:
From the makers of Eye Bleach, Dragon Shout.

The ending really hits the spot.

Frank · Dec 20, 2011

All I get is 404.

GasBandit · Dec 20, 2011

stienman said:
The ending really hits the spot.

Aaand it's been taken down. Betcha those squares from SC Johnson are to blame for this.
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Frankie Williamson said:
Well, actually, you can do that. It takes a while. You enchant +alchemy gear, make enchanting potions, drink those, make new +alchemy gear under the influence of the potion, make better +enchanting potions, drink those, make better +alchemy gear, make even better +enchanting potions and so forth.

Man... if only alchemy weren't such a pain in the ass.

strawman · Dec 20, 2011

Well now I feel like a special snowflake for having watched it just prior to it being taken down.

Espy · Dec 20, 2011

I just watched it and it's fine?

GasBandit · Dec 20, 2011

Espy said:
I just watched it and it's fine?

Yep, now it's back. Joy.

Jay · Dec 21, 2011

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PatrThom · Dec 21, 2011

Bra-VO. That was risky.

--Patrick

Frank · Dec 21, 2011

Damn, I love that Ulfric is voiced by Buliwyf from 13th Warrior. I love that dude.

Krisken · Dec 21, 2011

I killed Ulfric months ago in the game. You'd think the people at the castle would have removed the body by now. I'm thinking of dragging it around the castle.

Jay · Dec 22, 2011

Azurephoenix · Dec 23, 2011

Jay, I'm pretty sure I actually lost more than a few brain cells watching that...

Officer_Charon · Dec 23, 2011

But did you take an arrow to the knee?

Azurephoenix · Dec 23, 2011

Damn it O.C.!!!

Frank · Dec 23, 2011

Toolset, get the fuck released so modders can make a decent house.

Bethesda, fix weapon racks and sword displays so half my weapons don't fly off of them when I enter a room.

FUCKING DO IT.

sixpackshaker · Dec 24, 2011

The Mannequins scare the crap out of me. They are never in the same place. So I think there is some well equipped assassin waiting for me...

AshburnerX · Dec 25, 2011

Just had this gifted to me on Steam by my friend, the super awesome and funny Jack. So now Jay can stop shaking his head at me in disapproval.

sixpackshaker · Dec 25, 2011

Officer_Charon said:
But did you take an arrow to the knee?

So, while you were adventuring with the Corp, did you take an arrow to the knee? Since you are a town guard and all...

Officer_Charon · Dec 25, 2011

sixpackshaker said:
So, while you were adventuring with the Corp, did you take an arrow to the knee? Since you are a town guard and all...

Well-played, you magnificent bastard.

Krisken · Dec 25, 2011

So, 5 words away from getting them all. Loved the Thieves Guild quest, hated the Dark Brotherhood so much I reloaded the game and went back and killed the leader with one arrow. What a stupid assassin's guild, expecting you to kill people out in the open. LAME.

Officer_Charon · Dec 25, 2011

Haven't started any Thieves' Guild quests... debating just cleansing the Ratway with blade and board

Krisken · Dec 25, 2011

Oh, don't do it. Seriously, the best set of quests is fixing the Thieves guild.

AshburnerX · Dec 25, 2011

Krisken said:
So, 5 words away from getting them all. Loved the Thieves Guild quest, hated the Dark Brotherhood so much I reloaded the game and went back and killed the leader with one arrow. What a stupid assassin's guild, expecting you to kill people out in the open. LAME.

When it's about sending a message to someone else (in this case "We're coming for you."), then performing an assassination in broad daylight really IS the most effective means of making them understand that nowhere is safe. Besides, they made you do it in Oblivion too (though they gave you a one shot kill item to make it simpler).

Honestly, running from a town full of guards was my favorite moment in the game.

sixpackshaker · Dec 25, 2011

Anyone find a fix for the stuck follower in the Shrine of Talos? I have too much involved with Alea...

Andi · Dec 25, 2011

Krisken said:
So, 5 words away from getting them all. Loved the Thieves Guild quest, hated the Dark Brotherhood so much I reloaded the game and went back and killed the leader with one arrow. What a stupid assassin's guild, expecting you to kill people out in the open. LAME.

Did you shoot him in the knee?

Krisken · Dec 25, 2011

AshburnerX said:
When it's about sending a message to someone else (in this case "We're coming for you."), then performing an assassination in broad daylight really IS the most effective means of making them understand that nowhere is safe. Besides, they made you do it in Oblivion too (though they gave you a one shot kill item to make it simpler).

Honestly, running from a town full of guards was my favorite moment in the game.

Didn't play Oblivion. I did, however, love the hell out of Morrowind. Still think a note on a high profile body is just as effective, especially for an organization that is supposed to be 'silent'.
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Andi said:
Did you shoot him in the knee?

Nope. Bitch got it right in the baby-maker. Just to be sure.

Frank · Dec 25, 2011

I married Mjoll the Lioness. I didn't expect that fucking Aiden or whatever the beta male bitch's name is would move into my fucking house too.

sixpackshaker · Dec 26, 2011

LOL, make room for Daddy.

Frank · Dec 26, 2011

I managed to get him to leave my house without her, slit his throat and dumped his body off a bridge.

Mjoll doesn't seem to mind.

Krisken · Dec 26, 2011

She'll always wonder, though.

sixpackshaker · Dec 26, 2011

I purchased all the available homes on one of my characters. But I left my wife in Whiterun. Because it is the most accessible. I do feel a little guilty that she is in those cramped quarters, while I own a couple of mansions.