Dating soon after a break-up
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Usually just "Is the door shut?" / "Do I have a bare modicum of privacy?"
GasBandit
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At the risk of TMI, I know I sure don't.
And yeah, when he pulled it out and it was all dead-sea-creaturey I went "Nnyyeennnghh!"
It'd have to feel pretty goddamned amazing to justify all the apparently necessary maintenance.
Cajungal
Staff member
I'd love it if a gong were involved.
Well, there's a Dong Gong for when you've finished.
Art school (university, technically). Not even remotely conservative. Like Cajungal said, the freedom to express one's sexuality is remotely new for adult women, and still frowned upon (or given really mixed messages) to teen girls.
Once you're done, you simply rinse it out then clean it with the provided liquid cleaner. Probably less than 2 minutes of your time.
Hard to walk with your knees so numb though and so far better than the traditional method that I can rarely go back.
*looks at watch*
Well, I got ten minutes to kill.
What this thread has taught me: dating soon after a breakup = masturbating.
Well that's a lie, actually.
Experience taught me that. This thread has just reinforced it.
Well that's a lie, actually.
Experience taught me that. This thread has just reinforced it.
You have no idea, son
GasBandit
Staff member
It looks like I imagine ladybits would look like if you reached in and dragged them out, too.
Cajungal
Staff member
Well we *are* from Venus. And that's where nightmare slugs come from.
Can confirm, is better.
Because you've used Jay's fleshlight or Frank's hand?
If he can confirm one's better, he'd have to have used both.
Okay, so everything's fine with the girl. Better than fine, in fact. I'm thinking about having the exclusive talk with her. We went to RenFest over the weekend and it was exactly what she needed. Her apartment building had flooded with sewer water over the weekend. I took her out for the day and cooked her a nice dinner afterward. I went over to her place afterward to help cut out the wet carpet but then maintenance finally showed up. Now she's leaving stuff at my place. I offered to let her stay while it's getting sorted but she's going to make the landlord pay for a hotel since the flood was due to poor maintenance.
My question is what would you recommend doing for a girl who's incredibly stressed out and not at home very much? She spends most of her time at her office right now because she's a grad student like me and finals are around the corner. We're already planning another outing but I'm talking about a nice little gesture. I was going to surprise her by leaving a six-pack of her favorite local soda along with a note at her door. That way she'll see it when she leaves in the morning. The problem is she lives in a rough neighborhood and I'm certain one of her neighbors will swipe it. Leaving it at her office door will meet with the same result since undergrads have sticky fingers when it comes to any sweet food items. Any suggestions?
My question is what would you recommend doing for a girl who's incredibly stressed out and not at home very much? She spends most of her time at her office right now because she's a grad student like me and finals are around the corner. We're already planning another outing but I'm talking about a nice little gesture. I was going to surprise her by leaving a six-pack of her favorite local soda along with a note at her door. That way she'll see it when she leaves in the morning. The problem is she lives in a rough neighborhood and I'm certain one of her neighbors will swipe it. Leaving it at her office door will meet with the same result since undergrads have sticky fingers when it comes to any sweet food items. Any suggestions?
GasBandit
Staff member
... uh... I've never given a footrub that didn't end in sex. If yours didn't... I'm not sure where to go from there.
So find out when and if she will be getting this hotel room. Send some goodies directly to her room: bubble bath, some good chocolates, some flowers. Maybe, if it's within your budget and the hotel has a spa, you could pay for her to get a massage. You could also offer to cook for her again.
Actually, she had a nasty cold and I didn't want to get sick.
GasBandit
Staff member
And some Mucinex.
Better give her that foot rub in a sauna. Or would that be too forward?
--Patrick
Apple brownies? I NEEED this recipe!!!
