It's also pretty awesome in the middle, and at the beginning.In the end, that honesty was awesome.
It sounds like your previous relationship was already dead, so it's not quite as soon as you might think. And you know, I think you'd honestly regret not giving it a chance with this female friend. Don't put too much pressure on it, and just see where it leads. Yeah, you're doing to need time to adjust, but it sounds like she already knows what the situation is.The girlfriend and I broke up last Thursday. It was a mutual, mostly painless breakup without arguing or recriminations. We both agreed that it felt like things hadn't been working since summer. I'll spare you the gory details, but I'd sometimes taken her for granted and she admitted she had been surly and resentful of my frequent travels. We had put it off because both of us were afraid of hurting the other party's feelings so it was kind of a relief. We even agreed to try being friends after everything calms down. As far as breakups go, it was the least awful. But that's not what this thread is about.
I told some friends about the breakup. No, I didn't blame the ex. I just said we were both at fault and that I was single again. One of my female friends, immediately after hearing about it, asked to go out for dinner with me after she returns from her trip overseas. She'll be back in about a week.
About this friend, she moved here in August and doesn't have any friends here. Her department colleagues are a bit anti-social so she was glad to share her geeky interests with someone. We hit it off right away and she meshed well with my group of friends. She's been over for game night and Hobbit Day elevenses. The first time she was over, she stayed until past midnight. I had guessed she was just happy to finally have somebody to talk to about Firefly. She then started coming over more frequently to hang out with me and my roommate.
The day before my friend left (remember this is after the breakup), I helped her move her group project and confirmed dinner, then I felt sort of bad afterward. Yes, I want to get to know her better. Yes, I like her. In fact, I think she's awesome. But it just feels weird right now because I'm single for the first time in nearly two years. I'm also eagerly looking forward to her return, which makes me feel douchey considering it's been less than a week since the breakup. I think I need a little time to breathe and process what happened. Hopefully I can readjust by the time she gets back.
What I'm asking is this: is it normal to feel this way after a break-up? This was my first long-term, committed relationship so I'm in uncharted territory.
Also, MAN THE FUCK UP.Now that all the good advice has been served:
STICK IT IN HER POOPER.
You slow-played your hand, and it worked. By not stressing the situation, you came off as confident and interested, rather than desperate and anxious, and that let it develop more naturally. Obviously she's quite keen on you, so kudos!So... the poor girl got back from Central America with E. coli. She didn't want to be around people for a while afterward but recovered before Halloween. We hung out again and she came over for my Halloween event. I did what you all suggested by not putting pressure on it and just letting things happen. I asked if she wanted to do something and she reciprocated by inviting me out. We've been talking quite a bit and are doing something this weekend. She's also coming over for Thanksgiving and seems to have a list of things she wants to do with me. What just happened?
For some reason I pictured Steven Colbert doing that face and it cracked me up. In the near future, the list includes the Texas Renaissance Festival, hiking at a national forest, Game of Thrones marathons, baking Christmas cookies, and a hotseat Civilization V game. She prefers to hang at my place because it's cozy like a Hobbit hole.List of things of what nature?
This right here. Don't stress it. Let her make the next the move.Just hang in there. If you hear back from her, awesome. If she doesn't get back in touch, she wasn't worth your time anyway. The ball is in her court at this point.
There's an enormous double-standard.
Then set some boundaries. No one comes to my house unannounced. If they do, then they won't do it again. That is rude regardless of gender or relationship status.I really needed to hear that. Thanks. My director actually asked me to email her about an inter-disciplinary conference, but I kept that completely professional.
Here's something I don't get. There's an enormous double-standard. She would come to my place unannounced and it was never a problem. There was a game day one weekend and I had switched it from Saturday to Sunday. Her cell phone was crapping out (she has a tendency to break them when out in the field) so she barged in that Saturday when my roommate and I were eating cereal in our pajamas. She said "oh, well I wasn't sure if you sent another message moving it back to Saturday, and I figured I'd just come over in case you had. I don't have other plans, so would it be all right if I hung out here?" This was when I was with my last girlfriend, btw. If I ever tried something like that, it would just come off as creepy. It don't add up, boss. It just don't add up.
Wellllll.. not so much on that front. There's many a trope about clingy/codependent/overly attached girlfriends that can't stand to be out of touch.Back to the double-standard, it also seems like women can call or text the guy as often as they like without any ramifications. If a woman calls the man a little too frequently, she's just taking initiative in the relationship. If a man does the same, he is smothering her.
You are getting way too much use out of that.Wellllll.. not so much on that front. There's many a trope about clingy/codependent/overly attached girlfriends that can't stand to be out of touch.
I went to dig it up for this thread, and realized it fit really well in the other thread, too.You are getting way too much use out of that.
Huh, I just had this conversation recently. My take was that it's because in societies' eyes a man shouldn't need a sex toy, he should be able to go out and find and win over an actual woman if he feels the need, while women are expected to be more chaste, so using sex toys is perferable to them sleeping around causually.You guys wanna talk about a double standard? These days any given woman can freely talk about owning a vibrator with barely a flutter in the room at a coffee house.
But if a guy quietly admits to owning any kind of sex toy at all, he's a revolting deviant. Why is a Magic Bullet more socially acceptable than a Fleshlight? Is it a vestigial holdover from the old "gays are gross but lesbians are ok" frame of thought that comes from the belittling point of view that it's not "really" sex unless a live, real penis is involved?
Ah yes, I'd forgotten, the old "Sex is a conquest, and women are the territory" metaphor. Still doesn't seem consistent that it should persist today, though, does it?Huh, I just had this conversation recently. My take was that it's because in societies' eyes a man shouldn't need a sex toy, he should be able to go out and find and win over an actual woman if he feels the need, while women are expected to be more chaste, so using sex toys is perferable to them sleeping around causually.
I agree. Sex toys for females were originally seen as tools to, um, release tension so women would not sleep around.Huh, I just had this conversation recently. My take was that it's because in societies' eyes a man shouldn't need a sex toy, he should be able to go out and find and win over an actual woman if he feels the need, while women are expected to be more chaste, so using sex toys is perferable to them sleeping around causually.
I'm not sure what coffee houses you're hanging out in, but only in some circles can something like this be admitted. I knew a girl freshman year of college who's roommates found out she had a sex toy (not because she used it in front of them) and they raked her over the coals for it to the point that she had to move out. Not all women are okay with admitting they'd want or use a sex toy and a lot of women out there still see it as "deviant", though it does seem that number is shrinking.You guys wanna talk about a double standard? These days any given woman can freely talk about owning a vibrator with barely a flutter in the room at a coffee house.
Not really unsafe, but probably unsuitable for work.And to treat "female hysteria", the therapy for which was essentially to give the woman an orgasm. Since doing that manually got to be a bit of a chore for male doctors, they developed a variety of electric massagers.
Yup. Vibrators were originally a medical device for doctors who were tired of fingerblasting repressed housewives.
Just out of curiosity, what college was this?I'm not sure what coffee houses you're hanging out in, but only in some circles can something like this be admitted. I knew a girl freshman year of college who's roommates found out she had a sex toy (not because she used it in front of them) and they raked her over the coals for it to the point that she had to move out. Not all women are okay with admitting they'd want or use a sex toy and a lot of women out there still see it as "deviant", though it does seem that number is shrinking.
Conversely, I had female coworkers openly planning a "sex toy party" - like a tupperware party but for a different form of plastic product - at work. And discussing previous such affairs. Apparently there was one appliance that could be mistaken for a Maglite or police baton in poor lighting.I'm not sure what coffee houses you're hanging out in, but only in some circles can something like this be admitted. I knew a girl freshman year of college who's roommates found out she had a sex toy (not because she used it in front of them) and they raked her over the coals for it to the point that she had to move out. Not all women are okay with admitting they'd want or use a sex toy and a lot of women out there still see it as "deviant", though it does seem that number is shrinking.
Obviously it wasn't Blue Mountain State!Just out of curiosity, what college was this?
There was a cobalt blue alien vagina fleshlight in the buzzfeed video.Not to defend the double standard, but it probably had something to do with the fact that we've been free to express our sexuality safely for a shorter amount of time. So not only is it ok to have toys but let's over compensate by waving them around at a bar the night before my friend gets married. That said, it's certainly not fair. Sex toys are equally weird and creepy looking. Although neon rubbery dicks are hilarious. Maybe that's part of it.
This is certainly part of the problem: Western makers have made these horrifying looking monstrosities that are essentially an H.R. Geiger drawing inside a flashlight. The Japanese ones just look like weird nicknacks until you open them up but this hasn't caught on domestically yet. I guess it's not any weirder than the animal, alien, and fantasy dongs they make, but it's certainly more terrifying to look at.There was a cobalt blue alien vagina fleshlight in the buzzfeed video.
I am going to watch that.There was a cobalt blue alien vagina fleshlight in the buzzfeed video.
The cross-section of it they showed was mindwarping.I am going to watch that.
Wow. Some people REALLY like James Cameron's Avatar...There was a cobalt blue alien vagina fleshlight in the buzzfeed video.
The guy who got assigned to it in the video thought it was for Mystique. My first thought was Liara.Wow. Some people REALLY like James Cameron's Avatar...
Imagine being the guy who designs that and visiting your kid's career day.The cross-section of it they showed was mindwarping.
There were like.. flanges. And knobby bits.
Okay so with those three... plus the blue chick from Farscape, some of those blue Twi'leks like Aayla Secura... Yeah, alright. I get the market for it now. I wouldn't get one, but I can see how they'd sell enough to make it worth while.The guy who got assigned to it in the video thought it was for Mystique. My first thought was Liara.
They are literally press-molded silicone. It's so cheap to make these... and they are usually dishwasher safe.Okay so with those three... plus the blue chick from Farscape, some of those blue Twi'leks like Aayla Secura... Yeah, alright. I get the market for it now. I wouldn't get one, but I can see how they'd sell enough to make it worth while.
Probably the biggest reason I wouldn't own one of those is the idea of having to clean it out afterwards.They are literally press-molded silicone. It's so cheap to make these... and they are usually dishwasher safe.
Which is the opposite of a crack whore - those, you want to clean out prior.Probably the biggest reason I wouldn't own one of those is the idea of having to clean it out afterwards.
I don't think you can just toss it in the dishwasher and call it done. I mean, this is a semi-closed cavity we're talking about here.. gonna have to get up in there with some kind of spraying nozzle, maybe a toothbrush...What, you don't want a jizzy accessory nestled between your coffee mugs?
You have to clean your other sex toys too, especially if you use them with random hook-ups. I mean... it's not like people put condoms on dildos. Usually.Probably the biggest reason I wouldn't own one of those is the idea of having to clean it out afterwards.
But at least with a dildo you're just wiping down the outside, not having to spoon out a (surprisingly complex) interior space of all the collected baby batter.[DOUBLEPOST=1416872344,1416872236][/DOUBLEPOST]Or it just occurs to me, maybe I have this all wrong. Maybe the reason it's held in a cup, and the reason they were able to show a cross section, is because the pseudovagina is actually two halves that are just held together by the cup exterior... so you take it out and separate them for easy cleaning. Hence, dishwasher.You have to clean your other sex toys too, especially if you use them with random hook-ups. I mean... it's not like people put condoms on dildos. Usually.
Usually just "Is the door shut?" / "Do I have a bare modicum of privacy?"Mreughnh its all tentacle- looking. the corn starch part looked weird. Also, the note about rinsing before use... will anyone really bother with that much prep? How much forethought goes into male masturbation?
At the risk of TMI, I know I sure don't.Mreughnh its all tentacle- looking. the corn starch part looked weird. Also, the note about rinsing before use... will anyone really bother with that much prep? How much forethought goes into male masturbation?
I'd love it if a gong were involved.Usually just "Is the door shut?" / "Do I have a bare modicum of privacy?"
Art school (university, technically). Not even remotely conservative. Like Cajungal said, the freedom to express one's sexuality is remotely new for adult women, and still frowned upon (or given really mixed messages) to teen girls.Just out of curiosity, what college was this?
Without going into detail, is cleanup as onerous a task as I had estimated?I own a Fleshlight and it is fantastic.
Those many months where my wife couldn't have sex in late pregnancy and post natal recovery?
A lifesaver.
Once you're done, you simply rinse it out then clean it with the provided liquid cleaner. Probably less than 2 minutes of your time.Without going into detail, is cleanup as onerous a task as I had estimated?
*looks at watch*Usually just "Is the door shut?" / "Do I have a bare modicum of privacy?"
I find it difficult to believe that a fleshlight is 100 bucks better than my hand.Once you're done, you simply rinse it out then clean it with the provided liquid cleaner. Probably less than 2 minutes of your time.
Hard to walk with your knees so numb though and so far better than the traditional method that I can rarely go back.
You have no idea, sonI find it difficult to believe that a fleshlight is 100 bucks better than my hand.
It looks like I imagine ladybits would look like if you reached in and dragged them out, too.Obviously you haven't seen the floppity inside part that looks like a sexy nightmare slug.
Well we *are* from Venus. And that's where nightmare slugs come from.It looks like I imagine ladybits would look like if you reached in and dragged them out, too.
Can confirm, is better.I find it difficult to believe that a fleshlight is 100 bucks better than my hand.
If he can confirm one's better, he'd have to have used both.Because you've used Jay's fleshlight or Frank's hand?
... uh... I've never given a footrub that didn't end in sex. If yours didn't... I'm not sure where to go from there.Already gave a footrub and it was well received. Anything else?
So find out when and if she will be getting this hotel room. Send some goodies directly to her room: bubble bath, some good chocolates, some flowers. Maybe, if it's within your budget and the hotel has a spa, you could pay for her to get a massage. You could also offer to cook for her again.t she's going to make the landlord pay for a hotel since the flood was due to poor maintenance...
My question is what would you recommend doing for a girl who's incredibly stressed out and not at home very much? ...Any suggestions?
Actually, she had a nasty cold and I didn't want to get sick.... uh... I've never given a footrub that didn't end in sex. If yours didn't... I'm not sure where to go from there.
Ah. Fair enough.Actually, she had a nasty cold and I didn't want to get sick.
And some Mucinex.She'll probably need another footrub.
Apple brownies? I NEEED this recipe!!!Yeah, and the ex said things had been broken for a few months. We had just been going through the motions and might have mentally ended it in July. She said she wanted to end it sooner but wasn't sure how to say it. I planned to not ask out any girls for at least a few weeks. But this time the girl made the first move and I wasn't prepared for that.
I also might still be mourning because I bake when I'm upset. In the month leading to the breakup, I baked a batch of apple brownies, some honey biscuits, and eight loaves of bread. Since the breakup, I've made one batch of chocolate-cheesecake swirl brownies, one more batch of apple brownies, and I'm baking three more loaves tonight. I don't even eat what I bake so my roommate's turning into Jabba the Hutt.
Oh, and remember that thing from the video I posted? The huge cylinder with lips on top called the "Autoblow?" In case anyone was curious about how it worked... you know.. on the inside....
Granted it's been a couple decades....maybe you shouldn't be taking dating advice from Gasbandit.
I dunno. He gives interesting advice....maybe you shouldn't be taking dating advice from Gasbandit.