[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

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Introducing, my sister:
On Canada's third high profile dismemberment case this year:

And on the recent maple syrup heist in Quebec:


I'm not even sure why I censor our names. If you guys really wanted to, you could find both our names in like 10 seconds. But the images are on imgur, and sometimes reddit does a "random imgur" thing. So I guess that's why.[DOUBLEPOST=1346437559][/DOUBLEPOST]shit I forgot to even censor her name in one part of the first one.
 
For some reason I had a desire to make one of these this morning, so now I'll inflict it upon you. Feel free to share it with your more gullible friends:



And, of course, while searching for suitable quotes for the above one, I ran across a quote I really like and applies well to Armstrong anyway, so I made a real one, which I'm too lazy to put in the proper thread:

 
Did you mean Lance Armstrong? That joke might be too subtle for me, since I feel compelled to verify you said it...

And the answer is: Werner von Braun? *even more confused*
 
I used to subscribe to the Weekly World News. That used to be some funny stuff.

Unfortunately, there are people who read it and thought it was an actual news source.

Anyway, my favorite line is "When the receiver downloads the attachment, the electrical current and molecular structure of the central processing unit is altered, causing it to blast apart like a large hand grenade."

E-mail viruses that alter the laws of physics. Those are some pretty impressive hackers, I tell ya.
 
That thing is down right advanced compared to the first PC that I bought.
Well, if we're going to go there, the first computer I wrote a program on was a Spectrum ZX-81. It had COLOR! And a cassette tape interface, so you didn't lose all your work every time you powered it down! Fiddling with the volume and cords to get it work just right was an exercise in frustration, but better than spending hours typing in Mazogs from the magazine listing and losing it at night.
 
Well, if we're going to go there, the first computer I wrote a program on was a Spectrum ZX-81. It had COLOR! And a cassette tape interface, so you didn't lose all your work every time you powered it down! Fiddling with the volume and cords to get it work just right was an exercise in frustration, but better than spending hours typing in Mazogs from the magazine listing and losing it at night.
TS1000, here. Computer is long dead, never graduated to Z80 asm, but I still have the audio cable. I found that maxing the treble made for more reliable save/loads.

--Patrick
 

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So, besides jellyfish that can kill you in a second and venomous spiders the size of terriers, Australia's also got wallabies who'll steal your toilet paper?

Fuck it, just bomb the goddamn continent from orbit.
 
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