Search forums

Forums

Export thread

Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

Limit: 500

Jan 5, 2010#1

Dave

I love this one.

Jan 5, 2010#2

Baerdog

This hippo always makes me laugh.

Jan 5, 2010#3

Shakey

Llama sex

Jan 5, 2010#4

Koko

Here's some from the funny files...

Jan 5, 2010#5

Gusto

Jan 5, 2010#6

figmentPez

I have no idea if these are real or fake:

Jan 5, 2010#7

General Specific

Jan 5, 2010#8

Gusto

Jan 5, 2010#9

Calleja

lawls

Jan 5, 2010#10

General Specific

Jan 5, 2010#11

Shegokigo

4 random images from my "wtf' folder.

Jan 5, 2010#12

Calleja

General Specific said:
.

That right there is exactly the type of humor that will inevitably make me laugh my ass off. And laugh my ass off I did.

Jan 5, 2010#13

General Specific

(This was people protesting Beijing hosting the Olympics)

Jan 5, 2010#14

Tinwhistler

Jan 5, 2010#15

General Specific

Jan 5, 2010#16

Tinwhistler

thread would be incomplete without

Jan 5, 2010#17

General Specific

Jan 5, 2010#18

Baerdog

Oh man, that elephant one is fantastic.

Jan 5, 2010#19

Calleja

I know, right?

At first the elephant is all "oh, high there weird bird thing, what do you smell li---OW!! YOU BITCH!! COME HERE, YOU OVERGROWN CHICKEN, I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A FUCKIN' TWIG! PECK ME?! HOW DARE YOU!?"

And the ostrich is all "no, no, I flap but I can't fly, heeelp!"

Jan 5, 2010#20

Baerdog

That's what you get when you mess with an elephant.

Jan 5, 2010#21

GasBandit

Some random ones in Gas Bandit's image hoard -

Jan 5, 2010#22

sixpackshaker

pics plz, no gifs. there are threads for that....

Jan 5, 2010#23

General Specific

What do you have to say to that, Mr. Cash?

Well, he does make a persuasive argument...

Jan 5, 2010#24

klew

Jan 5, 2010#25

Koko

'nother collection

Jan 5, 2010#26

Shegokigo

JOCKEY!

Jan 5, 2010#27

bhamv3

Is this funny or sad?

Jan 5, 2010#28

Calleja

It was hilarious until you pointed out the sadness in it now it's lost all the funny factor. Forever.

Good going, bhamv :humph:

Jan 5, 2010#29

Chippy

Jan 5, 2010#30

V.Bond

View attachment 204 View attachment 205.

Jan 5, 2010#31

Bowielee

I have no idea why, but that Wolverine/Cyclops picture made me burst out laughing.

Jan 5, 2010#32

Calleja

It's the eye-claws.

Definitely the eye-claws.

Jan 5, 2010#33

Zumbo Prime

This thread is so awesome.

Jan 6, 2010#34

bhamv3

Calleja said:
Good going, bhamv :humph:

I'm sorry. Let me make it up to you with this:

Jan 6, 2010#35

General Specific

Chippy said:
.

Jan 6, 2010#36

Hylian

here are a few

Jan 6, 2010#37

General Specific

hylian said:
here are a few

Futurama as designed by H.R. Giger?

Jan 6, 2010#38

Calleja

Wait, what Seinfeld strip?

Is this thing not loading all images again?

*refreshes both pages obsessively*

Jan 6, 2010#39

bhamv3

I spent around 20 seconds in the top right panel of the Superman strip before I realized there's dialog in there too.

Jan 6, 2010#40

PatrThom

Hmm...how clean does it have to be, exactly?
(fusses for a few minutes)
Hmm. Seems I do not have the ability to load attachments.
I click the button, but nothing happens.

--Patrick

Jan 6, 2010#41

makare

Is that dynamite at the bottom of the atheist comic?

Jan 6, 2010#42

PatrThom

Pop-ups it is!

View attachment 209

View attachment 210
Be sure to check out the rest of these, too.

--Patrick

Jan 6, 2010#43

makare

Lol those romance novels.

Jan 6, 2010#44

Garbledina

makare1 said:
Is that dynamite at the bottom of the atheist comic?

Yeah; he tucks in quirky drawings in all his comics... You can see a UFO in the lower-left too. The dynamite and the UFO are the ones I notice most often; he'll also tuck in a piece of cheese I think... maybe some others.

Jan 6, 2010#45

Philosopher B.

bhamv3 said:
I spent around 20 seconds in the top right panel of the Superman strip before I realized there's dialog in there too.

I know, right? That donut is just so damn scrumptious-looking.

Jan 7, 2010#46

General Specific

Philosopher B.;325548][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:
I spent around 20 seconds in the top right panel of the Superman strip before I realized there's dialog in there too.

I know, right? That donut is just so damn scrumptious-looking.[/QUOTE]

There's a donut?

Jan 7, 2010#47

PatrThom

In the vein of this thread AND the last post...

View attachment 211

--Patrick
(Clean enough?)

Jan 7, 2010#48

Zumbo Prime

Fix'd.

Jan 7, 2010#49

Hylian

few more

Jan 7, 2010#50

phil

BOOM

Jan 7, 2010#51

North_Ranger

hylian said:

I... I think I have something... in my eye. *sniffles*

Jan 7, 2010#52

Gusto

North_Ranger;325901][QUOTE=hylian said:

I... I think I have something... in my eye. *sniffles*[/QUOTE]
.

Jan 7, 2010#53

ElJuski

heehee

Jan 7, 2010#54

phil

Jan 7, 2010#55

figmentPez

Jan 7, 2010#56

ThatGrinningIdiot!

^
I wish my friends were that clever and spontaneous.

They're all idiots I tell ya!

Jan 7, 2010#57

Zumbo Prime

figmentPez said:
.

That. Was. EPIC.

Jan 7, 2010#58

CynicismKills

phil said:
.

KANEDAAAA

Jan 7, 2010#59

General Specific

Jan 7, 2010#60

rabbitgod

hylian said:
few more

My wife says that it's this kind of stuff that she's excited about having children. She's not the dork that I am, but she can't wait to see me corrupt our children.

Jan 8, 2010#61

Silver Jelly

My little sister knows some nerdy culture*, but zombies are not a part of what she can easily handle because she gets really scared. We had to stop watching Star Wars because she kept fearing the sandpeople coming into her room at night to attack her.

*Right now, she is a huge fantasy fan, watching The Chronicles of Narnia 1 and 2 almost every day (I'm trying to fix this and get her to watch other stuff too...). She even got a toy shield, dagger and sword this christmas.

Jan 8, 2010#62

LordRavage

Jan 8, 2010#63

Chazwozel

Silver Jelly said:
My little sister knows some nerdy culture*, but zombies are not a part of what she can easily handle because she gets really scared. We had to stop watching Star Wars because she kept fearing the sandpeople coming into her room at night to attack her.

*Right now, she is a huge fantasy fan, watching The Chronicles of Narnia 1 and 2 almost every day (I'm trying to fix this and get her to watch other stuff too...). She even got a toy shield, dagger and sword this christmas.

The the hell did zombies become part of geek culture? Everyone likes horror movies.

Jan 8, 2010#64

Silver Jelly

Chazwozel;326375][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:
My little sister knows some nerdy culture*, but zombies are not a part of what she can easily handle because she gets really scared. We had to stop watching Star Wars because she kept fearing the sandpeople coming into her room at night to attack her.

*Right now, she is a huge fantasy fan, watching The Chronicles of Narnia 1 and 2 almost every day (I'm trying to fix this and get her to watch other stuff too...). She even got a toy shield, dagger and sword this christmas.

The the hell did zombies become part of geek culture? Everyone likes horror movies.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Zombies are in no way related to nerds and their unhealthy obsession with them.

Jan 9, 2010#65

fade

My son got a Nerf dart gun when he was like 4, and I taught him to say "When the zombies come, be sure to save one for yourself".

My wife was pretty angry.

Jan 9, 2010#66

Koko

fade said:
My son got a Nerf dart gun when he was like 4, and I taught him to say "When the zombies come, be sure to save one for yourself".

My wife was pretty angry.

The 1st resident evil movie comes to mind.

Jan 9, 2010#67

Iaculus

Chazwozel;326375][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:
My little sister knows some nerdy culture*, but zombies are not a part of what she can easily handle because she gets really scared. We had to stop watching Star Wars because she kept fearing the sandpeople coming into her room at night to attack her.

*Right now, she is a huge fantasy fan, watching The Chronicles of Narnia 1 and 2 almost every day (I'm trying to fix this and get her to watch other stuff too...). She even got a toy shield, dagger and sword this christmas.

The the hell did zombies become part of geek culture? Everyone likes horror movies.[/QUOTE]

Ohhh, it's far too late, Chaz. You're one of us now.

Jan 9, 2010#68

ElJuski

Chazwozel;326375][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:
My little sister knows some nerdy culture*, but zombies are not a part of what she can easily handle because she gets really scared. We had to stop watching Star Wars because she kept fearing the sandpeople coming into her room at night to attack her.

*Right now, she is a huge fantasy fan, watching The Chronicles of Narnia 1 and 2 almost every day (I'm trying to fix this and get her to watch other stuff too...). She even got a toy shield, dagger and sword this christmas.

The the hell did zombies become part of geek culture? Everyone likes horror movies.[/QUOTE]

Only geeks have that weird fettish with zombies, though. BUT, that shit's gettin mainstreamed right quick, yo!

Jan 9, 2010#69

Rob King

That twilight moms one is brilliant.

Jan 9, 2010#70

Espy

That is the best one I've ever seen Ame.

Jan 9, 2010#71

figmentPez

Amorous Eyes said:

Not as good, but continuing the gag:

Jan 9, 2010#72

Bowielee

I just had to save the Twilight Moms one.

Jan 9, 2010#73

Cajungal

^Yup, me too. Showed it to my mother the other day and she just smiled thoughtfully and said, "Ya know, that's true."

Jan 9, 2010#74

JCM

Chazwozel;326375][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:
My little sister knows some nerdy culture*, but zombies are not a part of what she can easily handle because she gets really scared. We had to stop watching Star Wars because she kept fearing the sandpeople coming into her room at night to attack her.

*Right now, she is a huge fantasy fan, watching The Chronicles of Narnia 1 and 2 almost every day (I'm trying to fix this and get her to watch other stuff too...). She even got a toy shield, dagger and sword this christmas.

The the hell did zombies become part of geek culture? Everyone likes horror movies.[/QUOTE]Maybe the day forum threads on "what I would use for zombie apocalypse" reached thousands of posts, zombie comics became popular or the day when zomie survival guides actually reached good sales?

Jan 9, 2010#75

JCM

Jan 9, 2010#76

Tinwhistler

that twilight moms one..it looks so familiar...

Jan 9, 2010#77

Philosopher B.

Fuck yeah Pooh-bear!

Jan 10, 2010#78

Hylian

Jan 10, 2010#79

Shegokigo

Oh man Hylian that one got a loud laugh from me. :laugh:- :thumbsup:

Jan 10, 2010#80

Philosopher B.

Lol.

Fuckin' Mario.

Jan 10, 2010#81

phil

Picture'd

Jan 10, 2010#82

Allen, who is Quiet

Jan 10, 2010#83

makare

I'd follow princess peach on facebook. Probably either be pretty boring or really exciting depending on the day.

Jan 10, 2010#84

Allen, who is Quiet

Jan 11, 2010#85

checkeredhat

Amorous Eyes said:
I think that McDonald's girl was part of a series.

It was an ongoing thing. I remember she had an LJ dedicated to it, I found it back when I followed Mitch Clem from nothingnicetosay. The cannibal set really got out there though.

AH!
FOUND IT!
http://miss-mcdonald.livejournal.com/

Jan 11, 2010#86

@Li3n

View attachment 223

Brilliant.

Jan 11, 2010#87

Frankie Williamson

Holy shit, I have that comic.

Wasn't that part of the whole Spider-Man free comic public service thingies?

Jan 11, 2010#88

Frankie Williamson

Oh shit, I got that for Christmas in this huge box of comics my dad got me!

Fucking memories.

Jan 11, 2010#89

fade

And the first teen black kid they introduced on the fairly recent X-Men Evolution? Outdated haircut and SKATEBOARD AWESOMENESS!

Jan 11, 2010#90

Hylian

Jan 11, 2010#91

PatrThom

phil said:
Picture'd

So...which came first?

--Patrick

Jan 11, 2010#92

JCM

Supe's retarded brother?

Jan 12, 2010#93

V.Bond

Jan 12, 2010#94

@Li3n

Jackstraw... ha.

Jan 12, 2010#95

bhamv3

Reminds me of this:
A restaurateur decided he needed an English name for his restaurant, so he plugged the Chinese name of his establishment into a translation program, and...

Jan 12, 2010#96

Rob King

Hahah. Reminds me of a skit I saw somewher (can't remember) where God's new secretary is passing on messages. After giving some 'legitimate' messages (like in the email picture) he says "And you must be doing something great for the women of the world. We have over one hundred thousand messages today saying something to the effect of 'Oh god, oh god! Yes, YES YES! PLEASE, don't stop! Oh god! Yes!'"

Jan 12, 2010#97

Shegokigo

Best part of that one is the email from "mel". :rofl:

Jan 12, 2010#98

Rob King

I just noticed the one from rdawkins. That's gold.

Jan 12, 2010#99

Espy

Rob King said:
I just noticed the one from rdawkins. That's gold.

LOL, just saw that one too. Brilliant.

Jan 12, 2010#100

Calleja

That's offensive as fuck.

God would never use a mac.

Jan 12, 2010#101

Rob King

Calleja said:
That's offensive as fuck.

God would never use a mac.

raaaage!

Jan 12, 2010#102

bhamv3

What does it say about me when the only reference I caught was the "bigdudley" one, which appears to be from Harry Potter?

Jan 12, 2010#103

Hailey Knight

Love the Jesus one. Just like other parents; always forwarding stuff.

Jan 14, 2010#104

Hylian

Jan 14, 2010#105

Koko

This one always gets me.

Jan 14, 2010#106

Calleja

What kind of stupid-ass name is "Tui"?

Jan 14, 2010#107

General Specific

I don't know, but Nina is kicking her ass.

Jan 14, 2010#108

Dusty668

But Tui still has 10,000 more than Tyrone.

Jan 14, 2010#109

Calleja

Whatever, Tyrone at least has a real name

Jan 15, 2010#110

CynicismKills

Ahh, Ultimate Spider Man. So good.

Jan 15, 2010#111

V.Bond

Jan 15, 2010#112

Allen, who is Quiet

Calleja said:
Whatever, Tyrone at least has a real name

But Tui has the money to buy a name change.

Jan 15, 2010#113

bhamv3

I'm curious what the first, censored out mom joke is.

Jan 15, 2010#114

Allen, who is Quiet

she [something] Caligula a reach around

I'm guessing the [something] is gave.

ninja'd by the right answer.

Jan 15, 2010#115

bhamv3

Oooo, I gotta use that one sometime.

Jan 15, 2010#116

General Specific

But the Yo Mamma-Geddon sequence is left out. Easily the most hilarious scene in any comic in a long time. It's in amazing Spider-man 611

Jan 15, 2010#117

fade

aww tease! What happens next?!? Two of Marvel's best and funniest in a yo mama contest?!? How did I miss this!!!?

Jan 15, 2010#118

General Specific

Amazing Spider-man #611 Has DP & Spidey on the cover w/ Spidey getting "Leifielded" by DP

Jan 15, 2010#119

fade

HA! They even got Leifield's terribly drawn feet in there!

Jan 15, 2010#120

General Specific

We need the DP Smiley from that

Jan 15, 2010#121

Bowielee

fade said:
HA! They even got Leifield's terribly drawn feet in there!

Ouch to the artist who drew that, because that's how he draws feet.

Jan 15, 2010#122

Shannow

View attachment 248

Not exactly it, but neat

Jan 15, 2010#123

Hylian

Jan 15, 2010#124

Shakey

Jan 15, 2010#125

Jake

Jan 15, 2010#126

Calleja

LMAO

Oh, Deadpool.

Jan 15, 2010#127

Chazwozel

I may be on a different wavelength here, but I'm not finding the Spiderman/Deadpool comics funny at all.

I guess I'm more of a

View attachment 250

kinda guy

Jan 15, 2010#128

Shegokigo

Definitely different waves Chaz, they were gold.

Jan 15, 2010#129

V.Bond

Jan 15, 2010#130

checkeredhat

Vagabond said:
.

Oh my god somebody who is not Kate Beaton acknowledged Canada's involvement in WW2.

Jan 15, 2010#131

strawman

checkeredhat said:
Oh my god somebody who is not Kate Beaton acknowledged Canada's involvement in WW2.

hahaha, that's funny. We all know Canada is a made up place.

Jan 15, 2010#132

Koko

Calleja said:
What kind of stupid-ass name is "Tui"?

I had a teacher in High School named Thuy. Prenounced "Twee". Think she was Filipino.

Jan 15, 2010#133

V.Bond

But wait, there's more!

Jan 16, 2010#134

Chazwozel

Man, that is some really unfunny shit right there. Maybe I could follow it better if it was in color?

Jan 16, 2010#135

Chazwozel

View attachment 251.

Jan 16, 2010#136

Bowielee

For someone that works at Hooters, that blonde girl has kind of small breasts.

Jan 16, 2010#137

Cajungal

Despite the name, I've found that it's more about the tiny shorts than the boobs over there. I've only been to 2, but very few of the girls had outrageously big breasts--just regular to small ones. Is she bringing a drink to the protester? Awww.

Jan 16, 2010#138

rabbitgod

Koko;329474][QUOTE=Calleja said:
What kind of stupid-ass name is "Tui"?

I had a teacher in High School named Thuy. Prenounced "Twee". Think she was Filipino.[/QUOTE]

Could be short for something. Several Hawaiian male first names begin with Tui. Tuitama, Tuihalamaka, etc.

Jan 16, 2010#139

Koko

Cajungal said:
Despite the name, I've found that it's more about the tiny shorts than the boobs over there. I've only been to 2, but very few of the girls had outrageously big breasts--just regular to small ones. Is she bringing a drink to the protester? Awww.

At the Hooters i've been to ~10 times in San Diego (one i've been told is one of the top national hooters), every gal is extremely tan, wearing copious amounts of makeup, large breasts, and ALL have very trim figures.
I used to love their wings, until I read the nutritional info of 'em.
I always hated how 3-4 different girls would come to your table, write their name on a napkin, and expect a tip and the end of the meal. Reason I haven't been there in a year, and don't plan to.

Jan 16, 2010#140

Cajungal

Well, there ya go. The ones I went to must have been short on breasts. Hell, one of my waitresses there was a 50 year old, leather-skinned, cigarett-y lady with what appeared to be AAAAs... so, negative breasts.

Jan 16, 2010#141

Allen, who is Quiet

Cajungal said:
so, negative breasts.

pits?

Jan 16, 2010#142

Shegokigo

No, you're right Cajun, every one I've been to has medium to small breasts and amazing legs/asses.

Jan 16, 2010#143

Calleja

That's more than fine with me... I'm a leg/ass man. Hell yeah.

Jan 16, 2010#144

Philosopher B.

1 characters.

Jan 17, 2010#145

Dusty668

You know you want it.

Jan 17, 2010#146

Shegokigo

I'm still waiting, with baited breath, for public executions.

Jan 17, 2010#147

PatrThom

Yeah. Right now, they're invite-only. I mean, you gotta know someone.

--Patrick

Jan 17, 2010#148

Shegokigo

Exactly

Jan 17, 2010#149

Chazwozel

I wouldn't imagine an execution would be all that interesting. Especially a lethal injection.

Guy on slab, gets injected with IV's, goes to sleep, annnnd dead...

I've seen worse when I used to suffocate mice for experiments.

Jan 17, 2010#150

strawman

Chazwozel said:
I've seen worse when I used to suffocate mice for experiments.

You should have worked at the labs where they had to snap their little necks. Sometimes the CO2 messes up the test results.

Jan 17, 2010#151

Hailey Knight

Funny pictures!

Jan 17, 2010#152

Calleja

Funny Conan pictures!

Jan 17, 2010#153

Chazwozel

stienman;329846][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
I've seen worse when I used to suffocate mice for experiments.

You should have worked at the labs where they had to snap their little necks. Sometimes the CO2 messes up the test results.[/QUOTE]

Oh I've done my fair share of tail yanking too.

Jan 17, 2010#154

Koko

Chazwozel;329856][QUOTE=stienman;329846][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
I've seen worse when I used to suffocate mice for experiments.

You should have worked at the labs where they had to snap their little necks. Sometimes the CO2 messes up the test results.[/QUOTE]

Oh I've done my fair share of tail yanking too.[/QUOTE]

From what I've heard, this is dead on.

Jan 17, 2010#155

tegid

Allen said:
so, negative breasts.

pits?[/QUOTE] :thumbsup:

That's the word for breasts in my language!

Jan 17, 2010#156

Calleja

what? "Pits"? No it's not!

Jan 17, 2010#157

Rob King

Jan 17, 2010#158

Shegokigo

Heh, reminds me of:

Jan 17, 2010#159

Calleja

That ripped a mighty guffaw from my throat

The raptor one I meant... the Blade one is pretty good too, though.

Jan 17, 2010#160

Shegokigo

How about:

Jan 18, 2010#161

Twitch

Man, those comics pop up on /k/ every once in awhile. I love them.

Jan 18, 2010#162

tegid

Calleja said:
what? "Pits"? No it's not!

Yeah, in catalan

Jan 18, 2010#163

CynicismKills

Twilight pictures like those always remind me of the Rifftrax now. It's so good.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies.

Jan 18, 2010#164

Cajungal

CynicismKills said:
Twilight pictures like those always remind me of the Rifftrax now. It's so good.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies.

*Benny Hill theme*

Jan 18, 2010#165

Dave

Jan 18, 2010#166

Cajungal

:laugh: That was my favorite part of the riff. He's running along with that terrible "roadrunner legs" effect, and Bill Corbett comes in with that. :laugh:

Jan 18, 2010#167

Dave

I tried to find some clips but they seem to be out of YouTube. There are some reenactments but nothing from the show itself.

Jan 18, 2010#168

Jake

Chazwozel;329856][QUOTE=stienman;329846][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
I've seen worse when I used to suffocate mice for experiments.

Jan 18, 2010#169

Chazwozel

Jake;330171][QUOTE=Chazwozel;329856][QUOTE=stienman;329846][QUOTE=Chazwozel said:
I've seen worse when I used to suffocate mice for experiments.

Jan 19, 2010#170

bhamv3

Those of you who've played OGame before would understand:

Jan 19, 2010#171

Calleja

OGame?

Jan 19, 2010#172

Dave

Calleja said:
OGame?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogame

Jan 19, 2010#173

tegid

Calleja said:
OGame?

Jan 19, 2010#174

Silver Jelly

tegid;330878][QUOTE=Calleja said:
OGame?

.[/QUOTE]

ME SORRY

Jan 19, 2010#175

CynicismKills

Silver Jelly;330887][QUOTE=tegid;330878][QUOTE=Calleja said:
OGame?

.[/QUOTE]

ME SORRY[/QUOTE]

.

Jan 19, 2010#176

tegid

I lol'd.

Jan 19, 2010#177

Silver Jelly

tegid said:
I came.

Jan 19, 2010#178

twitchmoss

beatles photobomb!

Jan 19, 2010#179

Hylian

Jan 19, 2010#180

V.Bond

Jan 19, 2010#181

Bowielee

What's a Hetelic?

Jan 19, 2010#182

Dave

I think it's supposed to be heretics. And why does drawing the fuzzy creatures call for the YIFF! sounds? That's disturbing.

Jan 19, 2010#183

CynicismKills

Dave said:
I think it's supposed to be heretics. And why does drawing the fuzzy creatures call for the YIFF! sounds? That's disturbing.

Jan 19, 2010#184

klew

The Stig on Google Street View http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?sll=5...p=12,146.0064180401871,,2,-12.084480108548325

Jan 19, 2010#185

Allen, who is Quiet

Jan 20, 2010#186

Zonker

hylian said:
.

Huh? never played mario

guess if you have to explain, no funny

Jan 20, 2010#187

Shegokigo

You've never played any Mario game, ever?

Jan 20, 2010#188

Zonker

Um, no? My best friend's little brother was addicted to Mario when I was ten and we made fun of him, does that count?

What are you doing up at 6 in the morning anyway?

Jan 20, 2010#189

@Li3n

Zonker said:
What are you doing up at 6 in the morning anyway?

You haven't seen Dexter either i see....

Just lok up a gameplay vid of Mario on youtube, you'll understand.

Jan 20, 2010#190

Zonker

Oh, wait, Mario kills turtles? And that's scratch and ginger and the crazy guy from TMNT who wore the hockey mask?

Ok. Phew, thought I'd have to turn in my nerd credentials.

You know, I have the genuine #1 issue of TMNT.

Jan 20, 2010#191

Shadazz

Zonker said:
Oh, wait, Mario kills turtles? And that's scratch and ginger and the crazy guy from TMNT who wore the hockey mask?

Ok. Phew, thought I'd have to turn in my nerd credentials.

You know, I have the genuine #1 issue of TMNT.

They're fucking Koopas!

Jan 20, 2010#192

Silver Jelly

Ninja turtles screwing with koopas? That's some mental image...

Jan 20, 2010#193

Zonker

Shadazz;331163][QUOTE=Zonker said:
Oh, wait, Mario kills turtles? And that's scratch and ginger and the crazy guy from TMNT who wore the hockey mask?

Ok. Phew, thought I'd have to turn in my nerd credentials.

You know, I have the genuine #1 issue of TMNT.

They're fucking Koopas![/QUOTE]

Is that legal?

[edit: ninja'd, curses]

Jan 20, 2010#194

Silver Jelly

Yes, but they have to make sure the space marines don't find them.

Jan 20, 2010#195

Shannow

Zonker said:
Oh, wait, Mario kills turtles? And that's scratch and ginger and the crazy guy from TMNT who wore the hockey mask?

Ok. Phew, thought I'd have to turn in my nerd credentials.

You know, I have the genuine #1 issue of TMNT.

Jan 20, 2010#196

Jake

View attachment 263
.

Jan 26, 2010#197

Jake

Jan 26, 2010#198

V.Bond

Jan 26, 2010#199

North_Ranger

The Soviet swine cannon demands to be captioned.

"Ve are out of anezthetic. Let's use vodka instead."

"Here, comrade Piggy. You drink for Papa Stalin now."

...

"Guysh... I'm shooo washted now... I love you, but I thinksh I'sh gonna shleep now... shleepy shleepy..."

"Comrade soldiers, bring ze wasted piggy here! Ve shjall make practical joke on him while he sleeps!"
"Yes, comrade commissar!"

"Lift vith feet, not vith back, you dumbnik!"

"Comrade commissar, ze piggy is loaded. Ve may commence practical joke."
"Exxxxcellent."

"Prepare to fire."

"BOOMSKI!"

*yoink*

*BOOM*

"Impressive. Ve shall conquer space with ze drunken pigs."

"My underpants are made ov ze trashbag."

...

*KOMMUNIST AWE*

"Eugh... Fuck you, guys. Seriously, fuck you..."

SOLDIERS: "Yay. Ve is happy 'cause drunk piggy practical joke made us heroes of the Soviet Union."
PIG: "Fuck you..."¨

"And for film contract, sign here and here and here, initial here..."

Jan 26, 2010#200

Shegokigo

Pictures did nothing for me.

Ranger's caption-over? :rofl:

Jan 26, 2010#201

PatrThom

North_Ranger said:
The Soviet swine cannon demands to be captioned.

Very well...

!

--Patrick

Jan 26, 2010#202

drawn_inward

"BOOMSKI!"

Word.

Jan 26, 2010#203

Bowielee

It had to be done.

Jan 26, 2010#204

Philosopher B.

Awesome-sauce. :thumbsup:

Jan 27, 2010#205

bhamv3

Brilliant stuff.

Jan 27, 2010#206

North_Ranger

You guys ^_^

Jan 27, 2010#207

Silver Jelly

Jan 27, 2010#208

Piotyr

I think the only thing that could make it funnier is if it were revealed that was a capitalist pig.

Jan 27, 2010#209

Hylian

lol awesome image :thumbsup:

Jan 29, 2010#210

Calleja

Oh man, thanks for that laugh

Jan 31, 2010#211

Thread Necromancer

Jan 31, 2010#212

YAOMTC

Feb 1, 2010#213

bhamv3

I think that's Bangkok airport, I was there not too long ago...

Feb 1, 2010#214

Calleja

I love recursive gifs, they're so... seamless :heart:

Feb 1, 2010#215

fade

The guy with the book is freakin' hilarious.

Feb 1, 2010#216

Necronic

Tried to look through all of it, but I couldn't make it so hopefully I'm not repeating

First off, this one's for you Chaz (looking for this one I found about 50 I wanted to post, but this one is clean and really my favorite)

and my fav 40k ones

Feb 2, 2010#217

Hylian

Feb 2, 2010#218

fade

Quick, somebody photoshop together Ron Jeremy and Theodore Rex! I would but I'm afraid to search for Ron Jeremy at work.

Feb 2, 2010#219

ThatNickGuy

My niece and I just this past Christmas, as I introduce her to the Gremlins movies.

Feb 2, 2010#220

figmentPez

Source @ Joystiq

Feb 2, 2010#221

Soliloquy

figmentPez said:
Source @ Joystiq

Must the internet ruin EVERYTHING?

Feb 2, 2010#222

Calleja

godDAMN it!

Feb 2, 2010#223

Jake

View attachment 296
View attachment 297
View attachment 298.

Feb 2, 2010#224

Hylian

figmentPez said:
Source @ Joystiq

darn you!

Feb 2, 2010#225

PatrThom

I don't get it (never played either).

--Patrick

Feb 2, 2010#226

Hylian

PatrThom said:
I don't get it (never played either).

--Patrick

Feb 2, 2010#227

Soliloquy

The joke is that every time we look at that Character, we'll now see this little guy:

Feb 2, 2010#228

Green_Lantern

General Specific said:
.

Calleja said:
I know, right?

At first the elephant is all "oh, high there weird bird thing, what do you smell li---OW!! YOU BITCH!! COME HERE, YOU OVERGROWN CHICKEN, I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK LIKE A FUCKIN' TWIG! PECK ME?! HOW DARE YOU!?"

And the ostrich is all "no, no, I flap but I can't fly, heeelp!"

Funny as hell... but why did they put a ortrisch near a elephant?

Feb 2, 2010#229

Hylian

Feb 2, 2010#230

Hailey Knight

hylian said:
.

That's even better!

And somehow so much worse

Feb 3, 2010#231

Kitty Sinatra

Green_Lantern said:
Funny as hell... but why did they put a ortrisch near a elephant?

Do mad wizards really need a reason?

Feb 3, 2010#232

Odie

escushion;336982][QUOTE=hylian said:
.

That's even better!

And somehow so much worse

.[/QUOTE]

Ya but i know that it is his hand... SO I CAN UNSEE!!

Feb 3, 2010#233

Green_Lantern

General Specific said:
.

Gruebeard;337248][QUOTE=Green_Lantern said:
Funny as hell... but why did they put a ortrisch near a elephant?

Do mad wizards really need a reason?[/QUOTE]

Actually no. Just enough booze.

Feb 4, 2010#234

Piotyr

I just keep chuckling.

Feb 4, 2010#235

phil

Feb 4, 2010#236

Gusto

Nice.

Feb 4, 2010#237

rabbitgod

The bike handle on the left looks like a penis. A bent penis, but it certainly has phallic characteristics.

Feb 4, 2010#238

Calleja

That girl's neck must be like 2 feet long. Bad, bad tattoo.

Feb 6, 2010#239

Necronic

Love me funny, bad, or awesome tatoos

Feb 6, 2010#240

Gusto

Feb 11, 2010#241

@Li3n

Don't mess with Obama's lady man:

Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

Feb 11, 2010#242

Hailey Knight

Some of those tattoos baffle me. How do skull face and mouth-neck ever plan to get jobs?

I see skinhead has his career figured out.

That face on the back of the head is just scary.

Feb 11, 2010#243

ElJuski

escushion said:
Some of those tattoos baffle me. How do skull face and mouth-neck ever plan to get jobs?

I see skinhead has his career figured out.

That face on the back of the head is just scary.

Probably as professional tattoo artists.

Feb 11, 2010#244

Espy

Gonna look hella ugly in 30 years. Hope they enjoy it before the wrinkles...

Feb 11, 2010#245

North_Ranger

Espy said:
Gonna look hella ugly 30 seconds after waking up the next morning. Hope they enjoy it before the hangover...

I couldn't agree more, my bed-demolishing comrade.

Feb 11, 2010#246

Green_Lantern

escushion said:
Some of those tattoos baffle me. How do skull face and mouth-neck ever plan to get jobs?

I see skinhead has his career figured out.

That face on the back of the head is just scary.

Some look like are fake, specially the mouth-neck one, but I wouldn't bet so surprise if they are true.

Feb 11, 2010#247

ElJuski

You guys act like what they WANT is a mainstream job and to grow old and wrinkly. I don't think any of those guys did it on a larf.

Feb 12, 2010#248

@Li3n

@Li3n said:
Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

So violence is fine, but racist words are not?!

Feb 12, 2010#249

Silver Jelly

@Li3n;340811][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

So violence is fine, but racist words are not?![/QUOTE]

That's more or less contemporary western culture condensed in a sentence!

Feb 12, 2010#250

Dave

@Li3n;340811][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

Feb 12, 2010#251

Green_Lantern

Well, you could replace "racist words" with "sex" maybe?

Feb 12, 2010#252

Fun Size

Dave;340828][QUOTE=@Li3n;340811][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

Feb 12, 2010#253

Dave

Excellent point. However, in your example the idiots were the white people using the slur and the black guy was the smart one. In the joke posted it was just thrown in there to denigrate people.

Here's the gist of the joke stricken:

Obama and McCain are sitting together. McCain says something like, "Hey! Did you know Stevie Wonder and Oprah had the same nickname in high school?" Obama laughs and says, "No! What was it?" McCain says, "N-." Obama gives a disappointed look.

Was it funny? Kinda. Was it unnecessary? Yes.

Feb 12, 2010#254

@Li3n

Dave;340828][QUOTE=@Li3n;340811][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

So violence is fine, but racist words are not?![/QUOTE]

Depends on the violence now, doesn't it? Some violence done in a funny way can be funny. But I have a hard time seeing when the N-word has people in stitches.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, insulting words are way worse then violence... so it's way harder to use them in a funny way, unlike breaking some guys face, which is easily made hilarious...

If you guys said it was disrespectful to Obama or McCain i wuld have just sigh and moved on, but doing it just because a word is too annoying to let go...

BTW, here, i think you'll be able to tell which one it was: http://www.celestialheavens.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2307&start=1530

Feb 12, 2010#255

Fun Size

Ah. I didn't see the picture in question. Yes, I probably would have laughed despite myself, but that is a little hardcore offensive to be put on public display.

Now, where are the white women at?

Feb 12, 2010#256

Chazwozel

Dave said:
Excellent point. However, in your example the idiots were the white people using the slur and the black guy was the smart one. In the joke posted it was just thrown in there to denigrate people.

Here's the gist of the joke stricken:

Obama and McCain are sitting together. McCain says something like, \"Hey! Did you know Stevie Wonder and Oprah had the same nickname in high school?\" Obama laughs and says, \"No! What was it?\" McCain says, \"N-.\" Obama gives a disappointed look.

Was it funny? Kinda. Was it unnecessary? Yes.

eh, it depends on the crowd you're delivering to. The punchline is more about Obama's disappointed look than the punchline of the obviously racist joke McCain is saying. Chris Rock's 'N-----'s vs. black people is a another example of that actual word being used in a funny way. Then again Chris Rock is black and allowed to use that word. I tend to like sexist jokes, but that's mainly because they're so insanely stupid and cliched that you can't help but to laugh (kinda like that Obama one above). For example: "Go to the kitchen and bake me a pie" never gets old. It's obviously supposed to be satirical of idiots that think racist and sexist jokes by themselves are funny. I guess the actual satire of racist jokes is what I find funny, over the joke itself.

---------- Post added at 09:56 AM ---------- Previous post was at 09:55 AM ----------

@Li3n;340842][QUOTE=Dave;340828][QUOTE=@Li3n;340811][QUOTE=@Li3n said:
Ah, the 60's:

Yeah, let's avoid things with that kind of hateful and racist language shall we?
-Espy

Feb 12, 2010#257

@Li3n

Wait, are you actually implying that it wasn't ridiculous?

Feb 12, 2010#258

fade

erp

Feb 12, 2010#259

@Li3n

Well first he says:"I tend to like sexist jokes, but that's mainly because they're so insanely stupid and cliched that you can't help but to laugh (kinda like that Obama one above)."

And then he says i was wrong...

Feb 12, 2010#260

Chazwozel

@Li3n said:
Well first he says:"I tend to like sexist jokes, but that's mainly because they're so insanely stupid and cliched that you can't help but to laugh (kinda like that Obama one above)."

And then he says i was wrong...

I don't go around posting them, do I? Why are you so butthurt over this?

Feb 12, 2010#261

Fun Size

It can be funny and still be inappropriate for public display. Like Dave's mom.

Feb 12, 2010#262

Dave

Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

Feb 12, 2010#263

Chazwozel

Dave said:
Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

Fuck you, I'll say 'crabs' as many times as I want!

CRABS!

Feb 12, 2010#264

Fun Size

Dave said:
Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

I can't call someone a cracker? Well, I suppose that's only fair...

(Honestly stopped using the word, even for humorous purposes, after finding out the root. And yes, I know that's not the word you were talking about.)

Feb 12, 2010#265

@Li3n

Dave said:
Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

So if i were to modify the image to say "N-" instead?

Feb 12, 2010#266

Dave

@Li3n;340872][QUOTE=Dave said:
Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

So if i were to modify the image to say "N-" instead?[/QUOTE]

Strangely enough that would work. I know it seems weird but the simple act of acknowledging that the word is bad enough to not type out does not lessen the joke but does lessen the offensiveness.

Feb 12, 2010#267

Chazwozel

@Li3n;340872][QUOTE=Dave said:
Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

So if i were to modify the image to say "N-" instead?[/QUOTE]

Dude, just fucking let it go. It's not that funny anyway.

Feb 12, 2010#268

Chazwozel

Amorous Eyes said:
.

Damn naggers always barking the same orders over and over again.

Feb 12, 2010#269

Hylian

lets get back to the funnies

Feb 12, 2010#270

North_Ranger

I recognize Gaston, Popeye and Scrooge McDuck, but the rest of the Monocle-and-Tophat Club? No idea...

Feb 12, 2010#271

Green_Lantern

North_Ranger said:
I recognize Gaston, Popeye and Scrooge McDuck, but the rest of the Monocle-and-Tophat Club? No idea...

One of them... is Namor?? And there is a Firebender there too?

Feb 12, 2010#272

Shannow

Why does one of them seem to look like Norman from Mighty Max? I have to be getting that wrong. hahahahahahaha

Feb 12, 2010#273

CynicismKills

Shannow said:
Why does one of them seem to look like Norman from Mighty Max? I have to be getting that wrong. hahahahahahaha

No it is, I saw it too.

"Want me to break it?"

I have no idea who the one in the trenchcoat is supposed to be, though.

Feb 12, 2010#274

filmfanatic

A little basterds humor:

Feb 12, 2010#275

fade

The image name is "Buffet of Manliness" if that helps.

Feb 12, 2010#276

Hailey Knight

I would've never guessed that stupid Sokka disguise.

Feb 12, 2010#277

@Li3n

Chazwozel;340878][QUOTE=@Li3n;340872][QUOTE=Dave said:
Let's just leave it at the fact that there are certain words and epithets that are not wanted. The n-bomb is one, the c-word is another.

So if i were to modify the image to say "N-" instead?[/QUOTE]

Dude, just fucking let it go. It's not that funny anyway.[/QUOTE]

I found it hillarious, because it was probably true...

Of course my people joke about how we're all a bunch of no good thieves, so different strokes i guess.

Feb 12, 2010#278

Shannow

@Li3n said:
I found it hillarious, because it was probably true...

Of course my people joke about how we're all a bunch of no good thieves, so different strokes i guess.

Jesus. Just fucking let it go.

---------- Post added at 03:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:01 PM ----------

Feb 12, 2010#279

@Li3n

Shannow said:
Jesus. Just fucking let it go.

---------- Post added at 03:02 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:01 PM ----------

.

No, you hear me, You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!

Feb 12, 2010#280

North_Ranger

"Wang Fire"?

Feb 12, 2010#281

PatrThom

Yeah, I don't know half those guys, either.

--Patrick

Feb 12, 2010#282

Hailey Knight

North_Ranger said:
"Wang Fire"?

In the third season of Avatar when Sokka and Katara have to pretend to be Aang's parents, Sokka's name is Wang Fire. They're the Fire family.

Feb 12, 2010#283

CynicismKills

hee hee

Feb 12, 2010#284

Gusto

"The name's Fire. Wang Fire. And this is my wife Sapphire."

"Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you."

Feb 12, 2010#285

Rob King

Oh, PLEASE tell me he actually wore that.

As if I need a reason to love Alan Tudyk more ...

Feb 12, 2010#286

figmentPez

North_Ranger said:
"Wang Fire"?

Sounds like the third panel of a Penny Arcade comic.

Feb 12, 2010#287

General Specific

I'm ashamed that I find this hilarious.

Feb 12, 2010#288

Dave

Feb 15, 2010#289

figmentPez

and it's real. story from Gizmodo.

Feb 15, 2010#290

Papillon

Rob King said:
Oh, PLEASE tell me he actually wore that.

As if I need a reason to love Alan Tudyk more ...

http://313merch.com/blog/?p=116

Feb 15, 2010#291

V.Bond

Oh, what marvelous contribution will 2010 make?

Feb 15, 2010#292

Espy

That is awesome vagabond.

Feb 15, 2010#293

Rob King

Papillon;341722][QUOTE=Rob King said:
Oh, PLEASE tell me he actually wore that.

As if I need a reason to love Alan Tudyk more ...

http://313merch.com/blog/?p=116[/QUOTE]

Feb 15, 2010#294

ElJuski

I see a variety of those fucks around here all the time. Silly hipsters. Though the shutter shades have been co-opted by bro-boy crowd. And goddamnit I love my argyle.

Feb 16, 2010#295

Fun Size

Vagabond said:
Oh, what marvelous contribution will 2010 make?

Oh, please please please be the designer fez. They're not just for monkeys and Shriners, you know.

Feb 16, 2010#296

SpecialKO

Just when I thought the meme was played out.

Feb 16, 2010#297

Calleja

LMAO, that is awesome

Feb 16, 2010#298

Hylian

Feb 18, 2010#299

fade

2010 will look like the Jersey Shore cast, only they're doing it ironically. That way when someone comes up to them and calls them a guido, they can snort down their noses because this guy doesn't get the irony.

Feb 18, 2010#300

Chazwozel

And here I was wondering why so many douchebags were riding around fixed gear bikes in downtown Philly.

Feb 18, 2010#301

sixpackshaker

Referring the Hipster Pic... Man I'm old. Or just so Old School that every time I see some one with a tattoo on the inside of the elbow; I assume that they are Heroin addicts.

Feb 18, 2010#302

Rob King

Just rediscovered this picture I took while I was looking for an apartment last year:

Feb 18, 2010#303

sixpackshaker

must be a college town.

Feb 18, 2010#304

General Specific

Rob King said:
Just rediscovered this picture I took while I was looking for an apartment last year:

Don't bring your Bukowski, though. There's not much that can get that sort of mess out...

Feb 18, 2010#305

Gusto

Found these on deviantArt.

Feb 19, 2010#306

Gusto

This is relevant to my interests.

Feb 19, 2010#307

Gusto

Feb 19, 2010#308

Soliloquy

Gusto said:
This is relevant to my interests.

Okay, that made me crack up.

Which wouldn't be a bad thing if I weren't at work.

Feb 19, 2010#309

Hylian

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pic...57959/Dead-flies-cartoons-by-Magnus-Muhr.html

Feb 19, 2010#310

LordRavage

That....that is so disgusting Hylian. :bush:

Feb 19, 2010#311

Garbledina

LordRavage said:
That....that is so disgusting Hylian. :bush:

I assume by disgusting you mean awesome.

Feb 19, 2010#312

Hylian

Feb 21, 2010#313

V.Bond

Feb 22, 2010#314

Soliloquy

But when are they hiring?

Feb 22, 2010#315

bhamv3

Soliloquy said:
But when are they hiring?

Just now.

Feb 22, 2010#316

Necronic

Too soon?

Feb 22, 2010#317

Necronic

and in honor of my first college test in like 5 years tommorow:

Feb 22, 2010#318

Dei

Feb 22, 2010#319

@Li3n

Too dirty?

Feb 22, 2010#320

PatrThom

Dirty? All I see is a huge warm front getting ready to pound the middle of OH with several inches of the white stuff.

--Patrick

Feb 22, 2010#321

figmentPez

Feb 22, 2010#322

CynicismKills

I feel my signature counts, but also:

Feb 24, 2010#323

fade

Was cleaning up my HD, and I found this one I made a while back:

---------- Post added at 03:52 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:44 PM ----------

Here's another from my 'shops folder. I'm hilarious (wah wah wah wah).

Feb 24, 2010#324

figmentPez

Ahhh! Must have source! Why did you fail me Tin Eye?

Feb 24, 2010#325

Hylian

This is at least the sketches for the picture

http://weremagnus.deviantart.com/art/Schoolyard-Takedown-roughs-78318341

Feb 24, 2010#326

figmentPez

hylian said:
This is at least the sketches for the picture

http://weremagnus.deviantart.com/art/Schoolyard-Takedown-roughs-78318341

Cool, thanks.

Feb 25, 2010#327

bhamv3

Feb 25, 2010#328

Dave

Yes, I know funny cat pictures are an old meme but I saw this one today and it made me laugh.

Deal with it.

Feb 25, 2010#329

Dusty668

..................

Feb 27, 2010#330

PatrThom

So instead of instruments, they build...disruptors?

--Patrick

Mar 1, 2010#331

Rob King

Cross-post between the "Funny Pictures!" thread and "Random Crap" thread, because I want to share this thing with everyone.

I saw this ad as a poster in a hotel around town, and thought it was one of the better print ads I've ever seen (especially considering that it's local). Recently I had a conversation about good ads with a friend, and I desperately searched for this online. Unfortunately, it was nowhere to be found. Making use of my recently-learned Harass Strangers Via Unsolicited Emails To Get What You Want technique, I emailed the Newfoundland Liquor Corporation to ask if I could get a digital copy to share through my blog and Facebook.

Here it is. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Joke explanation/exposition inside, for those unfamiliar with Newfoundland

I once met a few Ontarians who were surprised when they discovered that neither myself or my Newfoundlander friends were very good swimmers. Their logic was that if we lived on an island, it would make sense that we would swim a lot. This, of course, does not take into account the fact that we are an island in the North Atlantic, where ten minutes in the water in the 'wrong' time of year could kill you, and ten minutes in the 'right' time of year is at best 'uncomfortable.'

Add to this the fact that we have an impossibly rocky shoreline that would kill swimmers and surfers alike, were they to venture into the water anyhow, and the idea of a Newfoundland Surf Team takes on an absurdly comical flavor.

Mar 1, 2010#332

checkeredhat

Rob King said:
Cross-post between the "Funny Pictures!" thread and "Random Crap" thread, because I want to share this thing with everyone.

I saw this ad as a poster in a hotel around town, and thought it was one of the better print ads I've ever seen (especially considering that it's local). Recently I had a conversation about good ads with a friend, and I desperately searched for this online. Unfortunately, it was nowhere to be found. Making use of my recently-learned Harass Strangers Via Unsolicited Emails To Get What You Want technique, I emailed the Newfoundland Liquor Corporation to ask if I could get a digital copy to share through my blog and Facebook.

Here it is. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Joke explanation/exposition inside, for those unfamiliar with Newfoundland

I once met a few Ontarians who were surprised when they discovered that neither myself or my Newfoundlander friends were very good swimmers. Their logic was that if we lived on an island, it would make sense that we would swim a lot. This, of course, does not take into account the fact that we are an island in the North Atlantic, where ten minutes in the water in the 'wrong' time of year could kill you, and ten minutes in the 'right' time of year is at best 'uncomfortable.'

Add to this the fact that we have an impossibly rocky shoreline that would kill swimmers and surfers alike, were they to venture into the water anyhow, and the idea of a Newfoundland Surf Team takes on an absurdly comical flavor.

I thought Newfie Screech was a homemade, illegal moonshine. I did not know there was a namebrand rum as well.

Mar 1, 2010#333

Rob King

checkeredhat said:
I thought Newfie Screech was a homemade, illegal moonshine. I did not know there was a namebrand rum as well.

Well, it's both, sort of. Many will swear only by the homemade stuff (which I must regretfully admit to never having tried), but the professionally bottled stuff is pretty good. And it's a pretty big deal, too. The Newfoundland Liquor Corporation is the only provincial liquor board in Canada that has retained it's right to continue bottling alcohol, basically because there was fear that letting it go to a private company would lead to a lowering of quality in the product.

Mar 1, 2010#334

checkeredhat

Rob King;347955][QUOTE=checkeredhat said:
I thought Newfie Screech was a homemade, illegal moonshine. I did not know there was a namebrand rum as well.

Bummer. I don't even drink much hard alcohol anymore, but that's a bottle I'd like to have on my shelf.

Mar 1, 2010#335

Rob King

checkeredhat said:
So are you telling me that my local LCBO will not carry this brand of rum?

Bummer. I don't even drink much hard alcohol anymore, but that's a bottle I'd like to have on my shelf.

Not sure. I have heard tell of 'Newfoundland Stores' in Ontario that carry bits of Newfoundlandia, although I'm not sure they would be able to carry hard liquor.

Were I in a better financial situation right now, I'd gladly send you up a bottle

Mar 3, 2010#336

Soliloquy

Just found this gem strewn about the interwebs:

Mar 4, 2010#337

Chazwozel

Soliloquy said:
Just found this gem strewn about the interwebs:

That's what that son of a bitch gets for docking his dog's ears and tail.

Mar 4, 2010#338

Philosopher B.

Oucha-magoucha.

Mar 4, 2010#339

CynicismKills

Chazwozel;348977][QUOTE=Soliloquy said:
Just found this gem strewn about the interwebs:

That's what that son of a bitch gets for docking his dog's ears and tail.[/QUOTE]

Seriously, it's such a pointless thing to do to the poor animal.

Mar 4, 2010#340

Calleja

It's a kid! I doubt his parents asked for his opinion on the docking thing.

Mar 4, 2010#341

Hylian

This last one isn't really funny but I liked it and thought I would include it anyways.

Mar 4, 2010#342

figmentPez

Calleja said:
It's a kid! I doubt his parents asked for his opinion on the docking thing.

I'm thinking the guy with the laser pointer is more likely to be the one responsible for the docking.

Mar 4, 2010#343

Gusto

Mar 6, 2010#344

strawman

heh heh heh

Mar 6, 2010#345

General Specific

Mar 7, 2010#346

@Li3n

General Specific said:

Man, he was literally trying to walk on air... wth?

Mar 7, 2010#347

Gusto

And this one's just for Charlie:

Mar 7, 2010#348

General Specific

@Li3n;350274][QUOTE=General Specific said:

Man, he was literally trying to walk on air... wth?[/QUOTE]

I think he's trying to do that little run up the wall and then back flip off it, but he starts the run up just a hair too soon.

Mar 7, 2010#349

strawman

General Specific;350436][QUOTE=@Li3n;350274][QUOTE=General Specific said:

Man, he was literally trying to walk on air... wth?[/QUOTE]

I think he's trying to do that little run up the wall and then back flip off it, but he starts the run up just a hair too soon.[/QUOTE]

If you watch carefully, you'll see his first foot against the wall slips significantly. It could be he didn't run into it correctly, but I'm thinking it's the spiderman pajama footies - just way too slippery dude.

But I fully endorse full-body pajamas with footies. Just not in situations where grip is critical.

Mar 7, 2010#350

Allen, who is Quiet

Gusto said:

I like that. That's nice.

Mar 7, 2010#351

phil

This kind of reminds me of the forum sometimes.

Mar 8, 2010#352

Shegokigo

phil said:
This kind of reminds me of the forum sometimes.

I'd say any STEAM DRM thread or Political one for sure.

Oh and:

I can't be the only who thought that.

Mar 8, 2010#353

Calleja

I thought that the creepy-old-dude thing was more of a Dave thing.

aranoid:

Mar 8, 2010#354

Rob King

I also thought Chaz.

Mar 8, 2010#355

@Li3n

That's got to cause some accidents:

View attachment 393

Mar 8, 2010#356

Chazwozel

@Li3n said:
That's got to cause some accidents:

View attachment 393

That's fucking awesome!

Mar 8, 2010#357

General Specific

My grandfather had a better way for getting out of tickets and it was totally legal. He was a medical doctor and they gave him doctor liscense tags. He never ever got pulled over after getting those.

One of his friends kept an old bag of blood on the back seat so he could tell cops he was transporting that and the cops would let him go and usually offer him an escort as well.

Mar 9, 2010#358

Shegokigo

General Specific said:
One of his friends kept an old bag of blood on the back seat so he could tell cops he was transporting that and the cops would let him go and usually offer him an escort as well.

What would he say, I wonder, when they'd end up escorting him to the local grocery store?

Mar 9, 2010#359

@Li3n

Shegokigo;351374][QUOTE=General Specific said:
One of his friends kept an old bag of blood on the back seat so he could tell cops he was transporting that and the cops would let him go and usually offer him an escort as well.

What would he say, I wonder, when they'd end up escorting him to the local grocery store?[/QUOTE]

THE BLOOD NEEDS TO BE FED!!!!

Mar 9, 2010#360

Shegokigo

I know you said "clean only" so I'll tag it:
NSFW

Mar 9, 2010#361

Dave

Nice, Shego!

I always call those "Little Red Midlife Crisis".

Mar 9, 2010#362

phil

Mar 9, 2010#363

fade

Awesome.

Mar 9, 2010#364

Calleja

Ok, that made me laugh like Muttley the dog.

Don't ask me why, I never laugh like that.

Mar 9, 2010#365

Jake

These are gold:

http://www.thisblogrules.com/2010/02/hilarious-screenshots-from-chat-roulette.html

Mar 9, 2010#366

figmentPez

Mar 9, 2010#367

Bowielee

figmentPez said:

You know, it's pretty bad that a muppet vampire is more badass than this new wussy breed of vampire.

Mar 9, 2010#368

Hailey Knight

phil said:
.

Before I noticed the Street Fighter reference, I thought the joke of the picture was an honest New Jersey exit sign. Anyone who's tried getting anywhere in Jersey (besides out) knows what I mean.

Mar 9, 2010#369

PatrThom

He's down for The Count!
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahh!

--Patrick

Mar 9, 2010#370

Philosopher B.

figmentPez said:

Rad-sauce. That sh!t should be on a T-shirt.

Mar 10, 2010#371

Calleja

I didn't get that was supposed to be Edward until Bowielee pointed it out.

It looked more like... Preacher for some reason.

Mar 10, 2010#372

General Specific

I thought it was The Joker for some reason.

Mar 10, 2010#373

Rob King

Not enough sparkles.

Mar 10, 2010#374

phil

General Specific said:
I thought it was The Joker for some reason.

You mean that's not Meatloaf?

Mar 10, 2010#375

Dusty668

No, cause Meatloaf would mess the count, or any vampire up.

Mar 10, 2010#376

Shegokigo

Dusty668 said:
No, cause Meatloaf would mess the count, or any vampire up.

^
This. His only weakness is transvestites.

Mar 10, 2010#377

fade

And actual meatloaf.

Mar 10, 2010#378

Bowielee

Rob King said:
Not enough sparkles.

That's part of the joke, the count is knocking the sparkles right off him.

Mar 10, 2010#379

Hylian

oldies but goodies

Mar 11, 2010#380

fade

Mar 12, 2010#381

Rob King

Hahah, cute.

Mar 12, 2010#382

fade

.

---------- Post added at 04:05 AM ---------- Previous post was at 03:56 AM ----------

Mar 12, 2010#383

Dusty668

Shegokigo;352040][QUOTE=Dusty668 said:
No, cause Meatloaf would mess the count, or any vampire up.

^
This. His only weakness is SWEET transvestites.[/QUOTE]

ftfy

Mar 13, 2010#384

YAOMTC

Philosopher B.;351919][QUOTE=figmentPez said:

Rad-sauce. That sh!t should be on a T-shirt.[/QUOTE]

http://www.zazzle.com/down_for_the_count_t_shirt-235622237984287218

Mar 15, 2010#385

Jake

View attachment 404.

Mar 15, 2010#386

Dave

How Chaz died.

Mar 15, 2010#387

Occasional Poster

A shark repellent.... lightsaber? I can dig it!

Mar 15, 2010#388

Shannow

Mar 15, 2010#389

Gusto

Goddamnit. :rofl:

Mar 15, 2010#390

Dave

Monkey assassin. By Marvel. I'm not kidding.

Mar 15, 2010#391

General Specific

That's "Hit Monkey" He's in the recent Deadpool arc.

Mar 15, 2010#392

Shannow

General Specific said:
That's "Hit Monkey" He's in the recent Deadpool arc.

And has a one shot coming out.

Also:

Mar 16, 2010#393

ThatNickGuy

Ummm...are there any parenting books that cover a situation like this?!

Mar 17, 2010#394

PatrThom

Awesome baby costume! Very lifelike. Also, great hobo outfit.

--Patrick

Mar 17, 2010#395

Thread Necromancer

Mar 17, 2010#396

Bowielee

Does anyone have the little black kid "I fucking love COLORING" gif? I lost it because I were dumb and didn't back it up.

Mar 18, 2010#397

Shegokigo

Yep.

Mar 19, 2010#398

@Li3n

Schrödinger's Terrorist Mastermind:

View attachment 412

Mar 20, 2010#399

Shannow

Mar 20, 2010#400

Koko

Shannow said:
.

The humane society needs to have that .gif streaming all around their buildings & in advertisements.
Would cut cat euthanasia down 50% at the minimum.
(I believe for every 1 dog that gets euthanised at the pound, 9 cats do?)

Mar 20, 2010#401

North_Ranger

Argh... higher... brain... functions... dying... KITTEEEH!!

Mar 20, 2010#402

Philosopher B.

It is physically impossible not to smile upon seeing that gif. True fact.

Mar 21, 2010#403

Cheesy1

The video the gif is from:

Mar 21, 2010#404

Calleja

I'd make fun of the guy (those are man hands, right?) for talking like that, but seeing the kitty do that, I bet I wouldn't be much lower in the sound spectrum.

Mar 21, 2010#405

Hailey Knight

Shegokigo said:
Yep.

I like how he's coloring with what appears from the eraser to be an ordinary pencil.

Mar 22, 2010#406

Shegokigo

I think I split a seam at this one:

Mar 22, 2010#407

Gusto

Hahaha!

Mar 22, 2010#408

General Specific

Mar 23, 2010#409

Bowielee

Mar 23, 2010#410

Thread Necromancer

also obligitory:

Mar 23, 2010#411

Null

That would be a hell of wierd movie.

Mar 24, 2010#412

bhamv3

I'd watch it just to hear him say "fock" a lot.

Mar 24, 2010#413

Morphine

hehehe

Mar 24, 2010#414

Calleja

that cracked me up, bwahaha

Mar 24, 2010#415

Hylian

Mar 26, 2010#416

Thread Necromancer

[/IMG].

Mar 26, 2010#417

Bowielee

Nice, the tinypic is working again.

---------- Post added at 09:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:41 PM ----------

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, seeing as it should be frightening...

---------- Post added at 09:45 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:43 PM ----------

Mar 28, 2010#418

Matt²

why no page 14 yet?

.. I was having fun..

Mar 28, 2010#419

Dave

Mar 29, 2010#420

Hylian

Mar 30, 2010#421

Jake

View attachment 449.

Mar 31, 2010#422

Shakey

Mar 31, 2010#423

Philosopher B.

Mar 31, 2010#424

Vytamindi

Shakey said:
.

He reminds me of the babe.

Mar 31, 2010#425

figmentPez

Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?

Mar 31, 2010#426

filmfanatic

figmentPez;363641][QUOTE=Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?[/QUOTE]
The babe with the power.

Mar 31, 2010#427

Ezeran

Pictures!

Mar 31, 2010#428

North_Ranger

Ezeran said:

Dammit, baldie! Stop stalking me while I'm on my grocery run!

Mar 31, 2010#429

Shegokigo

Ezeran said:

Someone drew one of the many Chaz/Ranger encounters? Nice.

Mar 31, 2010#430

strawman

filmfanatic;363663][QUOTE=figmentPez;363641][QUOTE=Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?[/QUOTE]
The babe with the power.[/QUOTE]
What power?

Mar 31, 2010#431

Cajungal

stienman;363881][QUOTE=filmfanatic;363663][QUOTE=figmentPez;363641][QUOTE=Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?[/QUOTE]
The babe with the power.[/QUOTE]
What power?[/QUOTE]

The power of Voodoo!

Mar 31, 2010#432

Bowielee

Cajungal;363885][QUOTE=stienman;363881][QUOTE=filmfanatic;363663][QUOTE=figmentPez;363641][QUOTE=Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?[/QUOTE]
The babe with the power.[/QUOTE]
What power?[/QUOTE]

The power of Voodoo![/QUOTE]

Who do?

Mar 31, 2010#433

Rob King

Bowielee;363916][QUOTE=Cajungal;363885][QUOTE=stienman;363881][QUOTE=filmfanatic;363663][QUOTE=figmentPez;363641][QUOTE=Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?[/QUOTE]
The babe with the power.[/QUOTE]
What power?[/QUOTE]

The power of Voodoo![/QUOTE]

Who do?[/QUOTE]

The babe do!

Mar 31, 2010#434

Bowielee

Rob King;363917][QUOTE=Bowielee;363916][QUOTE=Cajungal;363885][QUOTE=stienman;363881][QUOTE=filmfanatic;363663][QUOTE=figmentPez;363641][QUOTE=Vytamindi said:
He reminds me of the babe.

What babe?[/QUOTE]
The babe with the power.[/QUOTE]
What power?[/QUOTE]

The power of Voodoo![/QUOTE]

Who do?[/QUOTE]

The babe do![/QUOTE]

FAIL

Mar 31, 2010#435

Rob King

Oh?

Mar 31, 2010#436

Cajungal

*grabs a torch* AFTER HIM!

Mar 31, 2010#437

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Cajungal said:
*grabs a torch* AFTER HIM!

Yay! I'll grab my pitchfork.

Mar 31, 2010#438

Bowielee

Rob King said:
Oh?

Mar 31, 2010#439

Rob King

*Flees*

Mar 31, 2010#440

phil

I just saw this on Digg

Apr 1, 2010#441

figmentPez

Apr 1, 2010#442

Matt²

wait.. is it still epic win if his DRAWING on the shirt has a darker, thicker beard than he has??

Apr 1, 2010#443

Chazwozel

The Neon Grue said:
wait.. is it still epic win if his DRAWING on the shirt has a darker, thicker beard than he has??

Shut up.

Apr 1, 2010#444

Gusto

Is that Wil Wheaton? If so, I love him forever.

Apr 1, 2010#445

CynicismKills

Gusto said:
Is that Wil Wheaton? If so, I love him forever.

Whil Wheaton.

Apr 1, 2010#446

Cajungal

...Why are you saying it like that?

Apr 1, 2010#447

CynicismKills

Cajungal said:
...Why are you saying it like that?

Saying it like what?

Apr 1, 2010#448

Cajungal

You're emphasizing the H. Say Will.

Apr 1, 2010#449

CynicismKills

Will.

Apr 1, 2010#450

Cajungal

Say Wheaton.

Apr 1, 2010#451

CynicismKills

Wheaton.

Apr 1, 2010#452

Cajungal

Will Wheaton.

Apr 1, 2010#453

CynicismKills

Whil Wheaton.

Apr 1, 2010#454

Cajungal

:wtf:

Apr 1, 2010#455

CynicismKills

Awesome.

Apr 1, 2010#456

Cajungal

:high5:

Apr 1, 2010#457

Fun Size

:laugh:

Apr 1, 2010#458

North_Ranger

You're eating hair!

Apr 1, 2010#459

Cheesy1

I am SO glad I hadn't taken a drink of my tea yet when I read this page. You crazy fuckers! :lol:

Apr 1, 2010#460

General Specific

You guys are acting wheird.

Apr 1, 2010#461

Hylian

:laugh:

Apr 4, 2010#462

North_Ranger

Thought it was time for a new one.

And pre-emptive answers:
1.) I'm sorry if you are not there. But with over 900 users, I was lucky to get in these 100+ forumites.
2.) I suck at drawing life-like faces, so my apologies if I slighted your face.
3.) Yes, you are in there, keep looking.
4.) Yes, you need an avatar for this.

Apr 4, 2010#463

Dave

Fucking awesome, NR!

Apr 4, 2010#464

North_Ranger

Thanks. But I still think last year's came out better. Mostly because not so many people insisted on using photos of themselves as avatars. I mean, I'm sure I managed to make at least one forumite look like they had Down's or something

Apr 4, 2010#465

Gusto

I'm slightly more visible this time!

YES

And I look like I'm headbutting Mav's TARDIS with my hardhat!

YES

Apr 4, 2010#466

Cheesy1

Yay, I'm in this one! That is indeed awesome, Ranger!

Apr 4, 2010#467

bhamv3

North_Ranger said:
Thanks. But I still think last year's came out better. Mostly because not so many people insisted on using photos of themselves as avatars. I mean, I'm sure I managed to make at least one forumite look like they had Down's or something

Me, right?

Eh, I'm happy just to be on it at all.

Apr 4, 2010#468

Chippy

Am I in there? I think I see me. Either way, very nice!

Apr 4, 2010#469

Allen, who is Quiet

The bad part with changing your avatar: I don't know what to look for to see if I'm there.

Apr 4, 2010#470

filmfanatic

Yay, I'm there! Peering over the shoulder of an owl!

Apr 4, 2010#471

Snuffleupagus

I'm there but nobody can see me because I'm imaginary.

Apr 4, 2010#472

Allen, who is Quiet

I think I'm the panda behind seej?

Apr 4, 2010#473

Dusty668

I see me I see me I see meeeee *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the panda you were looking at Allen?

Apr 4, 2010#474

Creature

Aw I see a happy elephant! I didn't think I posted enough to qualify hehe. Unless that is not me and someone else has a happy elephant...

arty:

Apr 4, 2010#475

Allen, who is Quiet

Dusty668 said:
Is this the panda you were looking at Allen?

Yeah. I'm not sure though.

I think that's Vytamindi, actually.

Apr 4, 2010#476

Tinwhistler

always a brides maid, never a bride..

:cry:

Apr 4, 2010#477

North_Ranger

Actually, Tin, you're in there. I just forgot to scribble you a beard. I want to be on your good side... especially, on the side holding Calli back from kicking my ass for the bad scribble I made of her

I suck at drawing beautiful women...

Apr 4, 2010#478

Dusty668

How did i get the two avatars confused like that... Coulda sworn. Maybe I need to open the lid a bit more.

Apr 4, 2010#479

AshburnerX

Don't think I'm in this one, but it's OK, as I was in the last one.

Apr 4, 2010#480

North_Ranger

You're there too.

Allen... sorry, man, I must've missed you

Next year, man. Next year.

Apr 4, 2010#481

Allen, who is Quiet

etc.

Apr 4, 2010#482

General Specific

I see me in there!

Apr 4, 2010#483

LittleSin

There I am! Tee hee!

Wait, are there two cthulus?

Apr 4, 2010#484

Vytamindi

My butt is on Ceej's head! Heehee!

NR is teh besticles.

Apr 4, 2010#485

Dave

LittleSin said:
There I am! Tee hee!

Wait, are there two cthulus?

You & Thread Necro, is my guess.

Apr 4, 2010#486

Shegokigo

North_Ranger said:
Thought it was time for a new one.

And pre-emptive answers:
1.) I'm sorry if you are not there. But with over 900 users, I was lucky to get in these 100+ forumites.
2.) I suck at drawing life-like faces, so my apologies if I slighted your face.
3.) Yes, you are in there, keep looking.
4.) Yes, you need an avatar for this.

Forum pornstars galore.

Apr 4, 2010#487

Gusto

NR = fluffer prime.

Apr 4, 2010#488

PatrThom

Something very sketchy about that guy.

--Patrick

Apr 4, 2010#489

Allen, who is Quiet

I need more durr faces to express my feelings at being forgotten.

Apr 4, 2010#490

Cajungal

Gusto said:
NR = fluffer prime.

HAH!

NR, it's great.

Apr 4, 2010#491

ElJuski

awe yiss

Apr 4, 2010#492

Kitty Sinatra

Swee-et! I'm right in the middle with my stylin' fedora.

Apr 5, 2010#493

Troll

Woo! I'm in there too!

Apr 5, 2010#494

Biardo

Gusto said:
I'm slightly more visible this time!

YES

And I look like I'm headbutting Mav's TARDIS with my hardhat!

YES

your question mark is obscuring my face (I think)

YES

Apr 5, 2010#495

Andromache

i cant tell anyone in there who doesnt have a cartoon head.

Apr 5, 2010#496

Philosopher B.

Rad-sauce. My eye immediately lit upon Batmanuel. Even the chest-hair made it in.

Sweet pic as usual. Especially love the sketch of Dave's av.

Apr 5, 2010#497

Philosopher B.

Crone said:
i cant tell anyone in there who doesnt have a cartoon head.

I think I see Ame, bhamv, Ravenpoe, and Rob King in there. And a dude who might be Silver Jelly.

Apr 5, 2010#498

sixpackshaker

You do such a good job with those.

Apr 5, 2010#499

Null

Took me a while to spot the typewriter - it's right under Seej, appropriately enough.

Mine's three below the K, to the down-right of Ravenpoe and his jaunty chapeau.

Apr 5, 2010#500

Chazwozel

Shegokigo;365584][QUOTE=North_Ranger said:
Thought it was time for a new one.

And pre-emptive answers:
1.) I'm sorry if you are not there. But with over 900 users, I was lucky to get in these 100+ forumites.
2.) I suck at drawing life-like faces, so my apologies if I slighted your face.
3.) Yes, you are in there, keep looking.
4.) Yes, you need an avatar for this.

Forum pornstars galore.[/QUOTE]

Sheg's chargin up her lazer!

Forums

Export thread

Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments

Attachments