Now old fashioned popcorn is better, but microwaved popcorn is still good. DO NOT LISTEN TO THE BAG INSTRUCTIONS THOUGH! They always lie. Or my microwave just works differently, either way I go with my gut.

And ew... "Butter Lovers" flavor? Those run the gambit from mediocre to just plain awful.

One snack I hate more than life itself....baked cheetos. The cheese would always be clumped together at the bottom and it would taste fucking terrible.
 
When I first started making it in a bowl, I just got a large, non-plastic mixing bowl and put a plate on as the lid, but left the plate tilted just a bit. Later I bought a regular popcorn bowl for the microwave.
 

GasBandit

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If you're too young to remember these -



You weren't an 80s kid.

Then again... maybe that's not enough. In googling up that image, I found out hipsters use these 30 year old popcorn machines to roast coffee these days.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
We had an air popper. Probably healthier but I still gotta go with pan-popped. The coffee roasting thing is news, though.
I have only the vaguest recollection, but at one point I'm certain we had a machine that looked very much like the picture above (But not exactly) that used both oil AND air. I remember we finally had to chuck it because the heat from the dishwasher warped the yellow plastic hood such that it wouldn't fit back on the base again.
 
There is a huge ass garden spider living next to my front door. I am terrified of spiders.
He was going to meet his end when I noticed something..he is the reason all my fruit flies vanished. Also, an escaped cricket appears to have met his end in his web of torment.

I may let him stick around an extra day and see if he can catch the final pest that has been bothering me today: a house fly.

This alliance is only temporary, spider.
 
If you're too young to remember these -



You weren't an 80s kid.

Then again... maybe that's not enough. In googling up that image, I found out hipsters use these 30 year old popcorn machines to roast coffee these days.
Got one as a wedding present! Scared the crap out of my son when he was a baby so we got rid of it. :(
 
I have only the vaguest recollection, but at one point I'm certain we had a machine that looked very much like the picture above (But not exactly) that used both oil AND air. I remember we finally had to chuck it because the heat from the dishwasher warped the yellow plastic hood such that it wouldn't fit back on the base again.
There are some that take a packet (or scoop, or whatever) of butter/oil in a reservoir on the top, so that as your hot popcorn comes shooting out of the spigot, your topping gets all melted and ready to be poured over the finished product.

Personally I'm a fan of pot-popped, either in corn oil or butter, and sprinkled with Lawry's Seasoned Salt or who knows what else (shallot salt/butter/celery salt/shredded cheese/onion powder/all of the above).

--Patrick
 

GasBandit

Staff member
There are some that take a packet (or scoop, or whatever) of butter/oil in a reservoir on the top, so that as your hot popcorn comes shooting out of the spigot, your topping gets all melted and ready to be poured over the finished product.

Personally I'm a fan of pot-popped, either in corn oil or butter, and sprinkled with Lawry's Seasoned Salt or who knows what else (shallot salt/butter/celery salt/shredded cheese/onion powder/all of the above).

--Patrick
Yeah, ours had the butter reservoir at the top, but I specifically remember having to measure and pour oil into the device with the kernels before placing the hood on over top. Granted it wasn't much oil, I think a tablespoon or two maybe, but it was still used.
 
I specifically remember having to measure and pour oil into the device with the kernels before placing the hood on over top.
You might be talking about one of these models, then.
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They work a bit more like an electric griddle than a hot air popper (some come with a built-in stirrer/kernel separator, too), and when you were done, you would just invert the entire unit and serve in the top. The tops are notorious for warping in dishwasher heat, too.

--Patrick
 
Those hot plate based poppers were the messiest things on the planet.

I loved that the Air Popper had a tray to melt butter. So yeah, not all that healthy.
 
GUYS. GUYS.

I just blew my own mind.

Xantos' first name is David.

David and Goliath.

BOOM.

And it only took me, what, 18 years to figure that out? Shiiit.[DOUBLEPOST=1348015982][/DOUBLEPOST]Guys!

Husband just told me Tails name is Mile Prower.

Fuck. NO.
 
I don't even know what you're talking about.


Yes. It was in the opening to the game.
From Gargoyles! I'm talking about Gargoyles. :(

And, yeh, maybe..I never owned a Seag system of my own. I always played other and I was 8 or so. I don't remember much.

I'm just blown away by that awesome word play.

Also, guys, the Ny quil is amazing but it isn't making my sniffles go away and I'm not sleepy.
 
Damn man look at all this popcorn discussion. Imma go all hearsay in here and say some of my favorite is that white cheddar stuff that's sold post popped.

It's gotta be that one specific brand though cuz everything else tastes wretched.
 
Damn man look at all this popcorn discussion. Imma go all hearsay in here and say some of my favorite is that white cheddar stuff that's sold post popped.

It's gotta be that one specific brand though cuz everything else tastes wretched.
The white cheddar ones are all-right I guess. I tend to avoid them because I prefer fresh but if I have to eat them I'll eat them.
 
I have just about fallen in love with Cheez-It duos in smoky cheddar/monterey jack.
Mmmmmm *crunch* *crunch* *crunch*
Servings per box: About 13. Days lasted: 3.

--Patrick
 
Funyuns... I know they don't even really taste good - I have a few bites that are slightly revolting each time I open a bag, before the salt and onion flavors take over - and I'm really, really not a stoner, but I cannot quit eating these damn things.
 
Y'ever just wanna bite something?

Like, I'm sitting here, enjoying my internet time beofre I wake Jet up from his nap, when I spy my TV remote. My first impulse? "You should bite that. You're wondering how hard that is. Do it. BITE IT."

So I did.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
 
So the hoses for alcohol dispensers at most bars (all?) are clear, and I can only guess it's so the customer knows they're getting their fair amount or whatever.

How come the ones for gasoline aren't? It'd be neat to watch while getting high off all those fumes.
 
So the hoses for alcohol dispensers at most bars (all?) are clear, and I can only guess it's so the customer knows they're getting their fair amount or whatever.

How come the ones for gasoline aren't? It'd be neat to watch while getting high off all those fumes.
When I was a little kid I used to love going with Dad to get gas. Why? Because there were these colourful little falls dancing around in a plastic bubble while the gas pumped. To this day I don't know what their purpose was but they have stuck with me.

I salute you, colourful gas balls!
 
When I was a little kid I used to love going with Dad to get gas. Why? Because there were these colourful little falls dancing around in a plastic bubble while the gas pumped. To this day I don't know what their purpose was but they have stuck with me.

I salute you, colourful gas balls!
I actually stumbled upon the purpose of those things a while ago, but I forget what it is now. Now I'm going to have to look that up
 
Y'ever just wanna bite something?

Like, I'm sitting here, enjoying my internet time beofre I wake Jet up from his nap, when I spy my TV remote. My first impulse? "You should bite that. You're wondering how hard that is. Do it. BITE IT."

So I did.

What the fuck is wrong with me?
That's nothing, when I was a kid through teenage years I was almost obsessed with wanting to eat metal at times. Any metal, alluminum, iron you name it. I never bit it though, but I would sometimes salivate to the thought of biting through a steel bar. Personally I blame the high iron content in my water giving me a taste for it. I have lived an odd life.
 
That's nothing, when I was a kid through teenage years I was almost obsessed with wanting to eat metal at times. Any metal, alluminum, iron you name it. I never bit it though, but I would sometimes salivate to the thought of biting through a steel bar. Personally I blame the high iron content in my water giving me a taste for it. I have lived an odd life.
Is this you?
 
Avicii is playing at the WVU Coliseum Friday night.

Who?

If ads for the concert weren't on billboards and buses in the area, I'd never have even heard the name until now.
 
Here's a new "thing" I have learned about myself and will now share in my efforts to make you all think I am insane.

I get excited while going through the interior design tumblr's. I think I get exicted to the point of giddiness or, maybe, arousal if the room is colorful and full of great art work.

You know what...some of you guys come to this forum to fart around...I think I come here to voice my oddities and try to figure them out.
 
You ever just wonder if you could explode at any moment? You could just be sitting down and then- BOOM! You're all over your computer room. If I die like this I want my tomb-stone to say "Michael Connor Robinson: Died internal explosion". I would be the king of corpses in my cemetery.
 
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