Swearing around friends over a few beers is one thing, but swearing in front of people that I don't know, or worse yet friends' parents... is completely classless.
Dave
Staff member
Context is fucking king.
The National Pearl Harbors Survivors Association has just disbanded after today's 70th anniversary. The vast majority have died, and the remainder are too weak to return every year.
/salute
/salute
GasBandit
Staff member
That would cause as many problems from the other direction as well. Well, maybe only for me.
M
makare
I think we can all interpret someone liking something correctly. I mean if we can't then there is no hope for us here on the interwebs.
M
makare
I just had the brilliant idea to trim my own bangs. I am not even going to expand on why that is now a rant.
N
Namesake
If one more person tries to pay for gas with rolled change, I may make them eat it
Dave
Staff member
I've tried to buy rolled coins with gas. They didn't like that much either.
It was a simple set up Phil. I ask you to ask me a question, you then ask that question and I respond with a witty retort and garner a like or two from the sillier of us. Instead you had to be serious, to ask a question beyond the original joke intention. This has caused me physical pain Phil, as if the God of Laughter himself picked up a kitten, tied it to a brick And threw it into a slow moving fan. The kitten survives of course, but it's that moment hesitation just as the fuzz hits the blade that you think "holy shit, this is going to be messy." watching instead as the fan falls off your desk on to the floor and te kitten scampers off, dragging the last Lego piece you needed to make the Millenium Falcon Lego set you just bought on eBay for three times retail price. Pain Phil. Pain.
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
He hits people with a cricket bat.
GasBandit
Staff member
There was more than one? I just remember the commercials.
According to Wikipedia...
- Knowhutimean? Hey Vern, It's My Family Album (1983) (direct-to-video)
- The Ernest Film Festival (1986) (direct-to-video)
- Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam (1986) - cameo role
- Ernest Goes to Camp (1987)
- Hey Vern, Win $10,000...Or Just Count On Having Fun! (1987) (direct-to-video)
- Ernest Saves Christmas (1988)
- Ernest Goes to Splash Mountain (1989) (TV special)
- Ernest Goes to Jail (1990)
- Ernest Scared Stupid (1991)
- Ernest Rides Again (1993)
- Your World As I See It (1994) (direct-to-video)
- Ernest Goes to School (1994) (direct-to-video)
- Slam Dunk Ernest (1995) (direct-to-video)
- Ernest Goes to Africa (1997) (direct-to-video)
- Ernest in the Army (1998) (direct-to-video)
- Ernest the Pirate (2000), cancelled due to Jim Varney's death
We'd always watch Ernest Saves Christmas at Christmas time, though I'll admit I like Ernest Goes to Camp more.
The last one on that last I saw was Slam Dunk Earnest, which was basically a proto- Like Mike.
The last one on that last I saw was Slam Dunk Earnest, which was basically a proto- Like Mike.
figmentPez
Staff member
Wait.... *counts up the Ernest movies* 14, means 13 sequels, minus "Scared Stupid" that the Nostalgia Critic already did...
Obscurus Lupa tweets: "Question: If I reviewed a movie with 12 sequels, would y'all be willing to watch them all?"
It couldn't be, could it?
Obscurus Lupa tweets: "Question: If I reviewed a movie with 12 sequels, would y'all be willing to watch them all?"
It couldn't be, could it?
Speaking as the father of a 4 year old, infinitely too many.
The Land Before Time 44: This Series Has Now Lasted Longer Than The Actual Dinosaur Age
Not enough.
figmentPez
Staff member
I'm not sure, but MarzGurl already covered them all, plus the video games.
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makare
I remember when they had the land before time kids meal at pizza hut. I loved that. I guess it is a permanent memory because we rarely got to go get pizza. I had that cup with the bend straw for years.