I was going to say he survived a flight to China, he should survive this, but then I remembered that you can sleep on a plane without it affecting your chances of survival..

—Patrick
 

Dave

Staff member
You never realize how slow Steam's downloading is until you have to get something that is 74.1 GB. It's taking FOREVER!

(I'm maxing out at 11.8 MB/s. When I torrent I get like 50-60.)
 

Dave

Staff member
It gets worse. I finally get it downloaded and start it, then it gives me a message "Installing the game" and has to download ANOTHER 20 GB.
 
I freely admit I don't really understand fashion. When it comes to getting dressed I basically have 3 questions that I want to be able to answer "yes" to.
1) Is it clean?
2) Does it fit?
3) Is it comfortable?

That being the case could someone who is fashionable explain this shirt...these shirts...to me?


Yes that's a short sleeved shirt with a long sleeved shirt attached to the front. Or a long sleeved shirt with a short sleeved shirt attached to the back depending on how you look at it. And just for added wtfery this weird ass shirt(s) will set you back £935!
 

figmentPez

Staff member
I freely admit I don't really understand fashion. When it comes to getting dressed I basically have 3 questions that I want to be able to answer "yes" to.
1) Is it clean?
2) Does it fit?
3) Is it comfortable?

That being the case could someone who is fashionable explain this shirt...these shirts...to me?


Yes that's a short sleeved shirt with a long sleeved shirt attached to the front. Or a long sleeved shirt with a short sleeved shirt attached to the back depending on how you look at it. And just for added wtfery this weird ass shirt(s) will set you back £935!
I don't know how to explain that. My usual explanations for "fashion":

1. It's a way to show off how much money you have. (This extends beyond expensive materials to stuff like why women's clothing tends to lack pockets, and why tiny purses are more fashionable. "I'm so rich that I don't have to carry anything around." And part of why 3 piece suits dominated buisnesswear for so long "I've got a job where I don't do enough manual work get overheated in this suit.")

2. Someone famous wore it. (Sometimes they got paid to wear it, so back to 1, sorta.)

3. It's supposed to be "art" and no one cares if it actually gets worn by "normal" people.
 
I've got an extra copy of the MST3K versions of Swamp Diamonds ("The last thing she did was kill a snake."), Giant Spider Invasion ("Packers!"), and Teenage Strangler ("He didn't steal no bike neither!"). If you want one, two, or all, PM me with your address and I'll send them to you.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Hrm... Accounting lady came through doing inventory in everybody's office today... down to the lamps and chairs.

I think we've been sold.
 
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