Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

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A good cop			  Most superheroes			V
 
most humans			  lazy assholes				 anarchists
 
Fictional satan		  muggers, thieves		  fictional monsters

 

[@Li3n]

 

[PatrThom]

Why did he make Mario Run, then?

--Patrick

 

[Telephius]

Why did he make Mario Run, then?

--Patrick

So he could make the jump.

 

[@Li3n]

Why did he make Mario Run, then?

--Patrick

You saying kids and moms don't like smartphone games?

 

[PatrThom]

You saying kids and moms don't like smartphone games?

No, I just want to hear the explanation.

--Patrick

 

[PatrThom]

Today I discovered r/mallninjashit.

--Patrick

 

[bhamv3]

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

He has to get Beast to kiss him before the chimichanga comes out of the microwave.
(shot of chimichanga turning slowly on microwave turntable, it's starting to bubble slightly)

--Patrick

 

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[sixpackshaker]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Emrys]

That's an image I didn't need.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

As a frequent third-shifter, I completely understand.

--Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

Damn alarm clocks...

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

I immediately started mentally reviewing which of my male acquaintances' daughters I could feasibly afford.

I'm a bad person.

Also, the answer I got was "none of them".

 

[@Li3n]

Some guy fucked it up by giving someone that worked for him for 7 years the wrong daughter... completly ruined the gentlemen's honour the whole thing relied on.

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Gruebeard]

Does that mean Steak and Blowjob Day was created by brothels?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Does that mean Steak and Blowjob Day was created by brothels?

Strip clubs...

OK, same thing.

 

[Bubble181]

 

[Eriol]

At about 2:20 (or so, a bit after) they mention number of beers per day, and how they stopped "the tot". That was the rum ration.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Next Fallout Expansion needs a rum runner quest for the newly lodged Constitution.

 

[GasBandit]

And the water was really only used to dilute the rum into grog.

 

[Gruebeard]

Wouldn't this story be better told if the US had been in conflict with Britain at the time, instead of France?

 

[GasBandit]

Wouldn't this story be better told if the US had been in conflict with Britain at the time, instead of France?

Somebody confused the Quasi War with the War of 1812, I bet.

There's also more problems with the story:

http://hamptonroadsnavalmuseum.blogspot.com/2010/12/deleting-urban-legend-on-uss.html

 

[Gruebeard]

There's also more problems with the story:

Like the ridiculous implication that those sailors staved off dehydration with booze?

 

[PatrThom]

Like the ridiculous implication that those sailors staved off dehydration with booze?

...and seawater.

--Patrick

 

[filmfanatic]

You thought it was Dio, but it was I, Rita!

 

[GasBandit]

Bracing for a jillion pun ratings...

@Tinwhistler

 

[GasBandit]