The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

[Officer_Charon]

I did enjoy the "Gas Gauge" on that one Vermintide video you did... might need to be a thing?

 

[BErt]

OK FINE, we'll go here. Ya'll are dumb butts. come to vent, its just me and Gas...Stupids.

 

[PatrThom]

OK FINE, we'll go here. Ya'll are dumb butts. come to vent, its just me and Gas...Stupids.

Can't. Kid got out of his bath right as I signed on, which means I had to hang right back up again.

--Patrick

 

[Chad Sexington]

Fuck tonight

 

[Dave]

Fuck tonight

Can't. The wife would get pissed.

(Anything we can do? Play Cards Against Humanity or something?)

 

[Terrik]

A friend of mine bought me 2 glasses of 100 proof angels envy rye. Welp.

 

[PatrThom]

A friend of mine bought me 2 glasses of 100 proof angels envy rye. Welp.

Your aim must be amazing right now!

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

Heroes never die.

 

[Dei]

Heroes never die.

Is this another night where I hold my rez until you respawn?

 

[Terrik]

Yes

 

[Null]

Is rye supposed to have a smokey flavor? I got a bottle of Dad's Hat Rye Whiskey because it's made locally, and it's smooth and there's a pleasant caramel aftertaste, but I generally don't like a smokey flavor so it's kind of a bust for me.

 

[Cajungal]

I've gone from having fun to thinking I'm the biggest ass hole in the room

 

[PatrThom]

Is rye supposed to have a smokey flavor? I got a bottle of Dad's Hat Rye Whiskey because it's made locally, and it's smooth and there's a pleasant caramel aftertaste, but I generally don't like a smokey flavor so it's kind of a bust for me.

Depends on the barrels.

I've gone from having fun to thinking I'm the biggest ass hole in the room

The secret is in the sauce.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

You guys should know, that Gas really likes the word moist.

 

[sixpackshaker]

You guys should know, that Gas really likes the word moist.

 

[PatrThom]

You guys should know, that Gas really likes the word moist.

It IS one of the most-loved words in the English language.

--Patrick

 

[Terrik]

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[BErt]

...heading to the casino when I have no business doing so. Updates to follow when I'm broke and homeless.

 

[GasBandit]

Vivaaaaa los Titos!

 

[Bubble181]

Vivaaaaa los Titos!

Long Live Titties!

 

[BErt]

Long Live Titties!

I dont think thats quite correct but i agree. Also, no im not quite, but you are. Shut up.

Edit: i said quite too many times. Quite.

 

[TNM]

I've got rum. Now I'm a pirate!

 

[PatrThom]

I've got rum. Now I'm a pirate!

You are a pirate!

--Patrick

 

[Tinwhistler]

not drunk, but...
Take 1 watermelon, skin it, blend til liquid.

Take the juice, push through a 200 micron filter.

Pour in glass, add a splash of Titos vodka.

So very yum.

 

[GasBandit]

not drunk, but...
Take 1 watermelon, skin it, blend til liquid.

Take the juice, push through a 200 micron filter.

Pour in glass, add a splash of Titos vodka.

So very yum.

And by "splash" I'm assuming you mean "mix 50/50 with?"

 

[blotsfan]

Do whats admirable, stick with the Admiral.

 

[Tinwhistler]

And by "splash" I'm assuming you mean "mix 50/50 with?"

Too much booze ruins the taste of a good mix. If you wanna get smashed, just drink more of them

 

[GasBandit]

Too much booze ruins the taste of a good mix. If you wanna get smashed, just drink more of them

I prefer not to have to spend half the night pissing

 

[Terrik]

Its not so bad.

 

[Tinwhistler]

I prefer not to have to spend half the night pissing

When you get my age, you do that anyway

 

[Cajungal]

So much winking.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

 

[Terrik]

 

[Tinwhistler]

So much winking.

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk

Winking is my bad-habit emoticon.

Back in the dialup dos-based text-only chat systems, : ) and ; ) (and their frowny counterparts) where the only emoticons ever used. Ever. And I'm a smart ass, so I just habitually ; ) almost everything I say.

I still get a tic in my eye when someone does it like ( :

 

[Denbrought]

I think I used to use ":3" every other post in forums and chatrooms, back when I was a teen.

 

[Cheesy1]

Winking is my bad-habit emoticon.

Back in the dialup dos-based text-only chat systems, : ) and ; ) (and their frowny counterparts) where the only emoticons ever used. Ever. And I'm a smart ass, so I just habitually ; ) almost everything I say.

I still get a tic in my eye when someone does it like ( :

Mine is the razzing emoticon.