Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

My best friend's mother and a bunch of other people I know on the east coast complain constantly about the seasons. Not just the weather, but everything to do with the season. They act like they're surprised even though they are basically the same every year. Complaining once or twice I don't care. A daily whine about the season is ridiculous.
 
I'm tired of people whining about every season.


"Oh God I hate winter! I hate snow and ice and being cold! I can't wait for warmer weather!!"
"Spring is here! Hooray for allergies and having to cut the grass! NOT! At least in the summer my grass will be dead."
"If I sweat any more I wouldn't need to go to the swimming pool! I can't wait for fall! Can someone seal me in a block of ice?"
"Fuck fall. I hate raking! I can't wait until winter so I don't have to deal with all these leaves!"

Get the hell over it. Sheesh.
That's why you move to Florida and simply enjoy two seasons year-round: Really hot and pretty warm.
 
I'm tired of people whining about every season.


"Oh God I hate winter! I hate snow and ice and being cold! I can't wait for warmer weather!!"
"Spring is here! Hooray for allergies and having to cut the grass! NOT! At least in the summer my grass will be dead."
"If I sweat any more I wouldn't need to go to the swimming pool! I can't wait for fall! Can someone seal me in a block of ice?"
"Fuck fall. I hate raking! I can't wait until winter so I don't have to deal with all these leaves!"

Get the hell over it. Sheesh.
IF I could give it more than one rating, you would have every positive rating I could give. I get so freaking sick of it.

Winter (or what usually passes for it here) "It's too cold!"
Spring - I HATE pollen!
Summer - It's too hot
Fall "Why can't the weather make up it's mind!"

ARGHHHH!
 
My best friend's mother and a bunch of other people I know on the east coast complain constantly about the seasons. Not just the weather, but everything to do with the season. They act like they're surprised even though they are basically the same every year. Complaining once or twice I don't care. A daily whine about the season is ridiculous.
Yeah you would not like to be around me in winter. Although, I've been pretty good this year. Last year I had a friend lose her temper at me for how much I complained about the cold and snow, so I've been conscious this year to keep it to myself, and apparently people have noticed my lack of whining. So that's progress!
I...I think you're my seasonal soulmate. :sohappy:
I don't know what duties come with such a class, but, I accept.
 
I'm tired of people whining about every season.


"Oh God I hate winter! I hate snow and ice and being cold! I can't wait for warmer weather!!"
"Spring is here! Hooray for allergies and having to cut the grass! NOT! At least in the summer my grass will be dead."
"If I sweat any more I wouldn't need to go to the swimming pool! I can't wait for fall! Can someone seal me in a block of ice?"
"Fuck fall. I hate raking! I can't wait until winter so I don't have to deal with all these leaves!"

Get the hell over it. Sheesh.
A few years back we had a drought that lasted something like 5-7 years. There were restrictions on how much water you could use and when you could use it, and they were talking about forced water rationing in the pipes. Then, one month, it starts raining. Nothing horrendous mind you, just steady rain. On the third day they interviewed a man on the news who said this exact quote:

Nasally, whiny voice: "Ughhhhh, I hate this weather. Too much rain. I just wish it would stop already."

:facepalm:
 
A few years back we had a drought that lasted something like 5-7 years. There were restrictions on how much water you could use and when you could use it, and they were talking about forced water rationing in the pipes. Then, one month, it starts raining. Nothing horrendous mind you, just steady rain. On the third day they interviewed a man on the news who said this exact quote:

Nasally, whiny voice: "Ughhhhh, I hate this weather. Too much rain. I just wish it would stop already."

:facepalm:
Vox pops: the internet comment section before internet comment sections
 
I don't know what duties come with such a class, but, I accept.
Not much. I feel like everyone I know prefers the cold weather, and I get cold/chilled extremely easily, so I'm miserable. I just need someone to be all, "Yay, summer!" with. Then do the lizard thing and chill on a rock*, being all warm and stuff.
 
This time yesterday: 51F... made it to 55 by 1am.

Then the front rolled in.

Now: -3.

And I have to leave for work in about an hour. So it goes.
 
I love fall. I would live in a land of 12 month Autumn.

I love wearing fall coats, because I look fucking awesome in a slim peacoat. Nothing feels as good as the sun in fall.
 
Fall is my favorite season, too. I know, I live in paradise, but I would love to see the leaves change color and a bit of frost on the grass in the morning.
 
I complain during the cold. Only like half of winter really bothers me and I'm fine with all other seasons really.

You'll NEVER hear me complain about the heat.
 
You'll NEVER hear me complain about the heat.
I'm the exact opposite. I'll suffer the cold over the heat any day.

If it's cold, it's very easy to deal with it. Space heaters, AC heat, bulky clothing, sex etc.
If it's hot, it's a pain in the ass and near impossible to deal with. Fans (noisy/blow shit around), AC (constantly having to switch the temps), wearing very little clothing not an option in alot of situations, sex while sweaty (before anything even happens) is not nearly as fun, etc.
 
I'm the exact opposite. I'll suffer the cold over the heat any day.

If it's cold, it's very easy to deal with it. Space heaters, AC heat, bulky clothing, sex etc.
If it's hot, it's a pain in the ass and near impossible to deal with. Fans (noisy/blow shit around), AC (constantly having to switch the temps), wearing very little clothing not an option in alot of situations, sex while sweaty (before anything even happens) is not nearly as fun, etc.
Fascinating. Most of my friends have pretty much the exact same feelings as you, while I don't usually want fans, AC, don't find clothes restrictive/warm, don't mind sweaty-before-anything-happens sex...

Must just be the variety of constitutions people are built with. Neat.
 
So.... Anybody wanna come over for dinner tonight? I am making steak in a red wine vinegar sauce, with browned butter mashed potatoes and asparagus with a light cheese sauce. The three people I invited have all cancelled, but I don't want to re-freeze the steaks I thawed.[DOUBLEPOST=1389123434,1389123390][/DOUBLEPOST]I can also promise Settlers of Catan, or Ticket to Ride or a variety of other board games at which you will probably beat me. So you can eat my food and feel superior.
 

GasBandit

Staff member
So.... Anybody wanna come over for dinner tonight? I am making steak in a red wine vinegar sauce, with browned butter mashed potatoes and asparagus with a light cheese sauce. The three people I invited have all cancelled, but I don't want to re-freeze the steaks I thawed.[DOUBLEPOST=1389123434,1389123390][/DOUBLEPOST]I can also promise Settlers of Catan, or Ticket to Ride or a variety of other board games at which you will probably beat me. So you can eat my food and feel superior.
I would dine the fuck out of you.
 
If you were within a hundred miles of me, I'd be there in an instant. Good food and a nice game? Hot damn.

I'm trying to keep my sprout soup, salmon teriyaki with fresh vegetables and baked potatoes warm for my girlfriend who's....3 hours late coming back from work, so far. Grump. I know she'll show up, she called about 2 hours ago to say she was working late, but still.


(selfish mini-rant: she just started a new job and has been working overtime every day so far. It's bloody annoying trying to comfort and help someone when they're not around and don't show up. I want to be the good housewife on the days i'm not working myself, really, but that salmon's going to taste like crap and I'm not to blame, dammit!)
 
So.... Anybody wanna come over for dinner tonight? I am making steak in a red wine vinegar sauce, with browned butter mashed potatoes and asparagus with a light cheese sauce. The three people I invited have all cancelled, but I don't want to re-freeze the steaks I thawed.[DOUBLEPOST=1389123434,1389123390][/DOUBLEPOST]I can also promise Settlers of Catan, or Ticket to Ride or a variety of other board games at which you will probably beat me. So you can eat my food and feel superior.
Can I get my steak well done?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Heel fissures.
Can't find the moisturizer.
Deep inhalation to call out "Hon, where's the moisturizer?"
Remember.
Slow, hissing sigh.
Well, I guess that also explains how we ran out of moisturizer.
Go find bourbon instead.
 
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