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[MindDetective]

Chad Sexington I seem to be able to tag myself.[DOUBLEPOST=1354905807][/DOUBLEPOST]Which is all I really have done these days. Zing.

Sad zing.

Yeah, I figured out that it doesn't work if the @ immediately follows the "DOUBLEPOST" code.[DOUBLEPOST=1354905895][/DOUBLEPOST]Yeah, I figured out that it doesn't work if the @ immediately follows the "DOUBLEPOST" code.
And I just typed in PSY to see what came up. So Ravenpoe shall be represented by Blackrock Credit.[DOUBLEPOST=1354906000][/DOUBLEPOST]Similarly, I typed in DAVE and up comes Famous Dave's restaurants. There you go, Dave[DOUBLEPOST=1354906246][/DOUBLEPOST]For stienman I picked Stein Mart because he's SMRT.

 

[Gared]

I wonder if it says anything about me that my two most successful stock purchases so far have been Abbot Laboratories, and John Deere.

 

[Shakey]

ARGH! My guns betrayed me the NEXT DAY. Thanks to smith and wesson, I'm basically only slightly better than Frank's THQ takeover bid >_<

Tell me about it. My beer stock is the only thing keeping me afloat.

 

[Dave]

KONE goes ka-BOOM!!!

 

[Gared]

KONE goes ka-BOOM!!!

Nicely done... you damn 1%er.

 

[Dave]

Nicely done... you damn 1%er.

Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm too busy rubbing HB all over my naked body.

Which is awkward. I'm at work. And HB are not real.

 

[Gared]

Well, I'm sure your co-workers are used to such behavior out of you by now. They probably just assume it's the alzheimer's.

 

[strawman]

Man, the way apple is dropping, it's going to new great investment soon.

 

[Dave]

Holy schnikies! Is anyone else chasing KONE or is it just me? It just jumped another $.21! On a $3 stock that's a LOT! I'm over $1000 profit right now![DOUBLEPOST=1354909551][/DOUBLEPOST]Getting nervous, though. I have all my eggs in one basket. I'm thinking of selling while I'm on top.

 

[Bubble181]

My only stock going up is Siemens in Berlin. My best US stock? THQ.

 

[MindDetective]

Ok, follow me on this one: Bubble181 has an owl for an avatar and thus reminded me of the owl from the tootsie pop commercials. He is now represented by Tootsie Roll.

 

[BErt]

Man Dave, you sure like the letter K

 

[sixpackshaker]

<--- I'll keep my money under the mattress and win it all.

 

[Dave]

Man Dave, you sure like the letter K

I just sold off all my other stocks to get KONE. I had lots of different ones.

 

[MindDetective]

Just for that, sixpackshaker shall be represented by Tempur-pedic.

 

[Bubble181]

Ok, follow me on this one: Bubble181 has an owl for an avatar and thus reminded me of the owl from the tootsie pop commercials. He is now represented by Tootsie Roll.

Neat! I invested in BBL to represent myself

 

[MindDetective]

Neat! I invested in BBL to represent myself

Yeah, I'm staying away from equities and funds for the most part.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Eh, this is all you guys. I never really did anything with Halbucks originally and don't see myself getting involved with them, now. Honestly, I don't even get the idea of the stock market thing.

 

[Dave]

Eh, this is all you guys. I never really did anything with Halbucks originally and don't see myself getting involved with them, now. Honestly, I don't even get the idea of the stock market thing.

Oh shit. Now Stieny is gonna be hounding you for your precious HB.

 

[Azurephoenix]

Oh shit. Now Stieny is gonna be hounding you for your precious HB.

Give them to Frank so he can buy more THQ lol.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Eh, this is all you guys. I never really did anything with Halbucks originally and don't see myself getting involved with them, now. Honestly, I don't even get the idea of the stock market thing.

I was like you, but on a lark, I tried some investments.

Now I'm addicted to watching the little bars go up and down.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

*flick*
*holds a lighter threateningly over his stack of Halbucks*

First one to beg and the whole thing goes up in flames.

 

[Ravenpoe]

*flick*
*holds a lighter threateningly over his stack of Halbucks*

First one to beg and the whole thing goes up in flames.

An investment in Poe is an investment in awesome.

 

[MindDetective]

I'd kinda like to see that...[DOUBLEPOST=1354911568][/DOUBLEPOST]Apparently I'm about to!

 

[Chad Sexington]

Eh, this is all you guys. I never really did anything with Halbucks originally and don't see myself getting involved with them, now. Honestly, I don't even get the idea of the stock market thing.

Nick, could I convince you to make a donation to the Chad Sexington Needs Your Money Fund? You could help a Chad Sexington be sexier.

 

[Dave]

Poor Nick.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Right, that'll do it. I told you. I'm a man of my word.

You see, I'm a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy comic books, yoga, and references to superhero related media.

*covers the Halbucks with gasoline*
*someone tries to stop me*

At-ta-ta-ta!

And you know they have in common? They're...well, okay, one of them is not cheap, but they're all my thing whereas money and business and all that stuff? Meh.

*lights that bitch on fire*

All you care about is Halbucks. This forum deserves a better class of poster. And I'm going to give it to you.

Tell your mods they work for me, now. This is my forum.

 

[Chad Sexington]

NO MY FUTURE SEXINESS

 

[Azurephoenix]

You're already back up to 50 halbucks...

 

[Ravenpoe]

I dumped all my nick stock before he burnt it. Made a tidy profit.

 

[Dave]

I dumped all my nick stock before he burnt it. Made a tidy profit.

I did the same with my KONE stock. Crossing my fingers that it was a good move and not an act of utter lunacy.

 

[TommiR]

Hmm... what if, and I'm just spitballing here, someone were to auction off their HalBucks in exchange for positive ratings?

 

[Chad Sexington]

Hmm... what if, and I'm just spitballing here, someone were to auction off their HalBucks in exchange for positive ratings?

I will chase you around the forum with brofists.

 

[BErt]

Foolproof new portfolio

Spoiler

 

[Bubble181]

Right, that'll do it. I told you. I'm a man of my word.

You see, I'm a guy of simple tastes. I enjoy comic books, yoga, and references to superhero related media.

*covers the Halbucks with gasoline*
*someone tries to stop me*

At-ta-ta-ta!

And you know they have in common? They're...well, okay, one of them is not cheap, but they're all my thing whereas money and business and all that stuff? Meh.

*lights that bitch on fire*

All you care about is Halbucks. This forum deserves a better class of poster. And I'm going to give it to you.

Tell your mods they work for me, now. This is my forum.

You could've just put it all in Marvel, Fitocracy and Disney....