Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys came with Wi-Fi."
...I'm almost tempted to try and go find the internet link to listen to it.
GasBandit
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I am, but I'm working crappy shifts at the momentI guess you're not much of a .... night owl?
Someone tape the whole thing and edit it for funnies, mm?
GasBandit
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Well, the broadcast is 7 hours long, so it'll be signing off around 10 am for you, then. Of course, HOPEFULLY by then we'll have worked the kinks out.I am, but I'm working crappy shifts at the moment
Someone tape the whole thing and edit it for funnies, mm?
GasBandit
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1 hour pregame show, 3 hour game, 3 hour postgame show.
I know, it blows my mind, too. especially given how we get so few commercials to play during the game (they only allot us something like 2 minutes of commercials per quarter). There better be a hell of a ratings boost from this, because monetarily, it's SO not worth it.
Some of the things talked about in here made me think of this:
Except of course in today's office he'd lay off 4 women at the end of the first week and expect the rest to pick up the slack.[DOUBLEPOST=1439485044,1439484970][/DOUBLEPOST]
Except of course in today's office he'd lay off 4 women at the end of the first week and expect the rest to pick up the slack.[DOUBLEPOST=1439485044,1439484970][/DOUBLEPOST]
Seems aggressive.You could unfollow her, that way you can passive-aggressively ignore her passive aggression.
The Hall of Fame Game this past Sunday outdrew the deciding game of this year's Stanley Cup Finals on NBC.
They gotta have their fix.
I am pretty sure the Dodge Ball Championship out drew the Cup Finals.
Even if it were on The Ocho.
My son headbutted me in the nose tonight 
my left eye is starting to bruise and my cheek is starting to swell. I have a rough headache. With all my health issues going on I really don't need this too!
my left eye is starting to bruise and my cheek is starting to swell. I have a rough headache. With all my health issues going on I really don't need this too!Our son has done it before and they have all seen how massive his head is. He broke my nose and gave me a concussion a few years ago. The good news is that I didn't hear or feel anything crunch this time.
Our son took a knife from the kitchen today and cut up his sheets with his "katana," also slicing the mattress pad underneath.My son headbutted me in the nose tonight
This is after he took 5 eggs from the kitchen into his room over this past weekend and broke them all there, claiming he was trying to recreate the explosion of the planet Krypton.
And these aren't even the worst things that have happened to us this week.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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Ok... ok... ok... whoo... I think we've got it working right, and my board op has at least a cursory idea of what he's doing, which is something I can't say for those jokers over in the spanish station studio which is airing the spanish version. But that's not my problem! If their PD can't even be bothered to make sure shit goes right, it's not my problem to fix. I've already helped out so I've gone beyond what I needed to, for them. My ducks are... arguably in a row. For the moment. Nnnnyyghh... not gonna say it's a success yet... but so far, it is doing what it is supposed to.
Dorms open tomorrow, which they have been for 148 years now. Not that it matters to the workers or elderly hospital patients showing up on 15 minutes notice to find there aren't any rooms for at least 50 miles in any direction. It's gonna be my fault.
I hope to hell and back that all guests are in before I get there tonight. I've had to cancel reservations for bad credit cards on move-in night before, only to have those families show up at 2am and unable to understand why their worthless card wouldn't hold the room. To the point where police had to come and tell them to go to the third town down the road because it was their fault.
I hope to hell and back that all guests are in before I get there tonight. I've had to cancel reservations for bad credit cards on move-in night before, only to have those families show up at 2am and unable to understand why their worthless card wouldn't hold the room. To the point where police had to come and tell them to go to the third town down the road because it was their fault.
GasBandit
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Oh I do, Looney Tunes gremlin, I do. That's why I'm still in the studio, and not at home getting drunk (yet).
oh my god! I'm speechless! I guess a head butt and boob jokes aren't so bad!
GasBandit
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Ok... I think things are under control enough here now that I can go home.
Switching gears, I've managed to get my work IP locked out of gasbanditry.com TWICE tonight because I was trying to rebuild the thumbnail cache on the image hoard, and apparently they've got a spamguard process on the server that watches out for processes trying to create files with certain keywords on them.
"Geass-fuck-yeah.gif" triggered it the first time last weekend, because it contained the phrase "ass-fuck."
Earlier today, "anal_sex_billboard.jpg" locked me out for matching the obvious phrase there.
And now I'm locked out again, got another ticket into my hosting to unblock my work IP and tell me what magic phrase flipped the breaker this time, so I can delete that file and continue building the thumbnail cache.
Boy, I bet the support guys over at GKG absolutely LOVE me by this point.
Switching gears, I've managed to get my work IP locked out of gasbanditry.com TWICE tonight because I was trying to rebuild the thumbnail cache on the image hoard, and apparently they've got a spamguard process on the server that watches out for processes trying to create files with certain keywords on them.
"Geass-fuck-yeah.gif" triggered it the first time last weekend, because it contained the phrase "ass-fuck."
Earlier today, "anal_sex_billboard.jpg" locked me out for matching the obvious phrase there.
And now I'm locked out again, got another ticket into my hosting to unblock my work IP and tell me what magic phrase flipped the breaker this time, so I can delete that file and continue building the thumbnail cache.
Boy, I bet the support guys over at GKG absolutely LOVE me by this point.
Or throw her on a list that doesn't show up in your news feed. I did that to my mom and unfollowed all but one other relative.You could unfollow her, that way you can passive-aggressively ignore her passive aggression.
My stepson's wife recently started MMA. After her first heavy sparring session, she went to work with a black eye and some facial abrasions. Even after she told them what happened, they still called the cops because they thought he did it.
Which is a good thing, I guess, since she knows her co-workers have her back. Luckily, the cops were more understanding.
I had a really red spot on my face last night but today I'm just puffy, not bruised. My face is pounding though. I can't wait for 5:00!
Why couldn't my son have head butted the bitch I work with instead?
