This is how you green energy (or rather, probably murky white)

GasBandit

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Pornhub is boldly taking wearable tech where no piece of wearable tech has gone before.

The porn site is developing a new product called the “Wankband” (site is SFW) that you wear on your wrist to charge your phone while you masturbate.

It is described as “the first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself” because it uses only kinetic energy to charge the band which you can then use to power your phone.

The device contains a valve with a small weight that moves around as you move your arm to generate and store energy.

There’s also a USB port on the side, so you can connect it to any compatible tech product that needs charging.

“When your partner catches you in the act,” the company says in the promo video. “You can simply say that you are just trying to save on the electric bill.”

While it’s not yet available for purchase, you can sign up to be a Beta tester on their site.
 
I'd just like to point out that given how infrequently I post in the I Just Had Sex thread, I can still power all of Taiwan.

*grumble grumble whine whine*
 
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