The Random Crap Thread

[North_Ranger]

Dude, who wants to hang out with a bunch of drunken 21-year-old Catholic Schoolgirls?

I'm happily dating, I'm happily dating, I'm happily dating...

 

[Gusto]

The other night I went with my high school ex-girlfriend and some of her friends to a local gay club.

...So that happened.

 

[Morphine]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of her boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

 

[Krisken]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of his boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

For what purpose?!?

 

[Dave]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of his boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

Wait. Of HIS boyfriend or HER boyfriend?

 

[Silver Jelly]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of his boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

For what purpose?!?[/QUOTE]

Growing some Homunculus. (Homunculi?)

 

[Null]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of her boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

WHAT

THE

FUCK

 

[Philosopher B.]

Seriously. What the fucking fuck?!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of her boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

Holy crap! It's Jizz in a Jar!! BAHAHAHAHA!ound:

 

[Morphine]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of his boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

For what purpose?!?[/QUOTE]

Just cause she's freakin' crazy.

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of his boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

Wait. Of HIS boyfriend or HER boyfriend?[/QUOTE]


HER! her... sorry, typo.

 

[Null]

That's just nasty. /Cleveland.

 

[Gusto]

The girl next to me keeps a small container with dry, old, disgusting SEMEN of her boyfriend :wtf::shocked:hwell:
I swear, she makes me go "wtf?!" every single day...

Holy crap! It's Jizz in a Jar!! BAHAHAHAHA!ound:[/QUOTE]

 

[Morphine]

I took a picture of it u_u

 

[Cheesy1]

You can keep that image to yourself, please. Misery does NOT need company.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I took a picture of it u_u

What, really? Ye gods, that's gross!

... can we see it?

 

[Null]

Posting that would be like the ultimate 'Fuck You' to everyone.

 

[Gusto]

NSFW forum please.

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If at all.

 

[Philosopher B.]

It's, like, I'm horrified but fascinated at the same time.

 

[Hylian]

Oh how time passes

 

[Null]

Aww. That picture made me feel a little sad.

 

[phil]

What's he doing to that dog? He looks so angry.

 

[Null]

He's trying to ride it, like he did when it was a puppy. But the dog is old, and fat, and slow, and aches now when Woody gets on him.

 

[Calleja]

It looks like Woody got fat too.

HOW CAN PLASTIC GET FAT?!

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wait, his body is not plastic, it's stuffed.....

HOW CAN COTTON GET FAT!?


No, re-wait... his face IS plastic and he looks chubby in teh face too...


HOW CAN PLASTIC GET FAT AGAIN!?!

 

[Gusto]

It looks like Woody got fat too.

HOW CAN PLASTIC GET FAT?!

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wait, his body is not plastic, it's stuffed.....

HOW CAN COTTON GET FAT!?


No, re-wait... his face IS plastic and he looks chubby in teh face too...


HOW CAN PLASTIC GET FAT AGAIN!?!

You need to calm down. hwell:

 

[Null]

He's just upset because he has to keep treading water.

 

[Calleja]

I.. what?

 

[Baerdog]

West of Acapulco.

 

[Calleja]

Ah...I think there's nothing floating there, though. I might be mistaken, of course.

 

[phil]

My roommate is putting nail polish remover on his finger nails and I'm pretty sure he's never painted them before.


WHY?!

 

[Hylian]

http://www.weirdotoys.com/2010/03/04/super-spider-man/

:wtf:

 

[Cajungal]

My roommate is putting nail polish remover on his finger nails and I'm pretty sure he's never painted them before.


WHY?!

The smell and taste linger on your hands, and they're both awful. Maybe he's trying to quit biting his nails.

 

[Fun Size]

My roommate is putting nail polish remover on his finger nails and I'm pretty sure he's never painted them before.


WHY?!

Your smell and taste linger on his hands, and they're both awful.[/QUOTE]

Change two words, and it makes a world of difference.

 

[Hailey Knight]

It looks like Woody got fat too.

HOW CAN PLASTIC GET FAT?!

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wait, his body is not plastic, it's stuffed.....

HOW CAN COTTON GET FAT!?


No, re-wait... his face IS plastic and he looks chubby in teh face too...


HOW CAN PLASTIC GET FAT AGAIN!?!

You need to calm down. hwell:[/QUOTE]

No, he's right. I have to question that picture's validity--Woody looks like he got shorter and tubbier, which makes no sense and isn't what you see in the movie trailer.

But seeing the dog is sad. I have to question if the whole movie is going to be sad.

 

[Cajungal]

It's the angle. And he's exhaling, and air is puffing into his cheeks. But wait, HOW CAN DOLLS BREATHE?!?!?!?!? :aaahhh:

 

[Hailey Knight]

It's the angle. And he's exhaling, and air is puffing into his cheeks. But wait, HOW CAN DOLLS BREATHE?!?!?!?!? :aaahhh:

My mind is blown.