The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Hmm Big Love Ala GasBandit
Christina Hendricks as the first wife
Angie Everhart as the 2nd wife
Rose Leslie as the 3rd wife
Gilbert Godfrey as the step son
And Karen Gillan as the housekeeper.
And Julianne Moore as mother-in-law.
And Carel Struyken as the mortician who buries what's left of my drained, emaciated body.
Every time I pick up my flash drive, I wish instead of a usb port a light saber beam would come out of it. Mini-saber.
He can team up with Bruce Spence. The two of them won't speak at all, just look at each other and shake their heads and sigh while they carry you off.
--Patrick
How did we go from "As loud as a bag of hammers" to "As dumb/crazy as a bag of hammers"? I get the loud one, a sack of hammers would be loud, and to be equated to said sack would mean you are either loud or obvious, but I disagree that a sack of hammers is dumb. I can see the "As dumb as a rock" phrase, a normal ass rock can barely do anything, you gotta sharpen that shit if you wanna cut something and after that its only good for bashing, but a sack of hammers is hardly dumb. If your in a position where you ware out hammers fast-BAM-bunch of hammers, making the sack not dumb. Either way I find the corruption of colloquialisms FASCINATING.
I cited the original version of the phrase, the latter is the one more commonly heard today.
Added a new BBCode. I'm trying to get it on the BBCode bar, but it's not there yet.
Let me Google that for you.
[.google.]Whatever you are googling.[/.google.] (Without the dots, of course.)
Let me use it to Google average amazon rain amounts.
[google]average amazon rain amounts[/google]
Passive aggressive fun!
Let me Google that for you.
[.google.]Whatever you are googling.[/.google.] (Without the dots, of course.)
Let me use it to Google average amazon rain amounts.
[google]average amazon rain amounts[/google]
Passive aggressive fun!
There was a steamroller parked in our parking lot yesterday, left over from the repaving.. and it only occurs to me now that it is gone that I have missed my chance to do my best Dio impression, climbing atop it and screeching "WRYYYYYYYYYYY" at the sky.
Maybe it is just as well.
Maybe it is just as well.
I cannot stand to do that anywhere but home. There's always someone closeted up in our company pooper, too, stinking the place up to high heaven.
You bet your ass I do as much of my shitting on company time as possible.
"Why, yes, Boss, Mongolian Grill take-out sounds great."
I decree this to be Emrys' Lazy Saturday. I'm wrapped up in bed with tea, a couple of good books, and at least two weasels. Chores can wait until tomorrow.
If anyone wants to join me, I have extra weasels and blankets.
If anyone wants to join me, I have extra weasels and blankets.
I am convinced Adam Sandler keeps doing stuff like making him the President and such just as a dig at people who hate his movies... and really, he's making so much fucking money that he can afford to laugh at us.
You need to find one of those Harem Maker games and turn this into a thing for you. I'm guessing the results would be hilarious.
You act as if he hasn't already done this, in between making Halforum-filled schools.