The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

[HCGLNS]

Dop dop hmmmm yeah yeah

 

[drawn_inward]

Why HCGLNS? Why.

 

[GasBandit]

I'm pretty sure there's something wrong with his brain.

 

[HCGLNS]

That's what people saaay Mmmmn hmmmm
That's what people saaay Mmmm hmmmm

 

[Sparhawk]

That's all fine, I'm just hearing it all in Weird Al's voice from one of his polka mashups.

 

[PatrThom]

See, my brain is mixing it with "Firework" and making it less bubble-gum pop and more pop-rock-y.

--Patrick

 

[Squidleybits]

He's all mine!

 

[HCGLNS]

C'mon Barbie let's go party.
Ah ah ah yeah.

 

[GasBandit]

Da ba dee da ba die, da ba DEE da ba die

 

[PatrThom]

Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or -six to four

--Patrick

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I've spent two days working with pre-k kids. I feel brain dead.

 

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You know what I find really odd? When people post used items on eBay for more than they're going for new on Amazon. I mean, it's minimum possible effort to check Amazon.

 

[HCGLNS]

Some one keeps microwaving KFC in the break room just before break time then taking it away leaving only the wonderful smells behind.

 

[Cajungal]

I've spent two days working with pre-k kids. I feel brain dead.

Whoooo whose were the most draining sub days for me. That and any completely exclusive special needs classroom. Once I had to change a 5-year-old's diaper. He was too strong for me, and it took 2 of us to keep his legs still. Shit everywhere. I definitely earned my pittance that day.

 

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Looks like she got the



Seal of Approval.

 

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I'm having a moral dilemma, and my wife is no help. We adopted two cats, and they need to be fixed. The humane society here does it for $30. They even have a free day for males once a year, and it just so happens it's coming up in 2 weeks, and they have openings.

So, my wife thinks this is cool if no one has taken the slots. We're not hurting for money. In fact, we're doing quite well financially. So I'm having difficulty with the idea of taking a slot away from someone who needs it. I'm not even keen on the idea of getting the normal $30 one. It feels wrong, and I told her this. She disagrees, and thinks we should do it. What do you guys think?

 

[GasBandit]

Ask the person at the humane society if their free day typically fills up, and if so, how far in advance. That way, if she says something like "they almost never fill up" you can take a slot worry free... if she says "we usually fill up X days in advance" you can call back after that threshold, and if there's still spots, snag one. Otherwise, pony up the 60 bucks if it makes you feel guilty to get it done for free.

I don't think it's wrong to get it done for $30 in any event.

 

[Cajungal]

Every little bit helps. Take the free day, and if you feel super awful about it later, make a donation or ask if they'd do a "pay it forward" where you can give them 30$ to pay for the next person who comes in.

 

[HCGLNS]

How about you pick the day that suits your schedule best.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I was super polite today during my physical...

I told the doc that I was missing one before I coughed.

 

[BananaHands]

I want to make a thread of my adventures with Tinder. Who else would have fun stories to post in it?

 

[Ravenpoe]

I want to make a thread of my adventures with Tinder. Who else would have fun stories to post in it?

We've secretly replaced BananaHand's Tinder app with Grindr. Let's see if he notices.

 

[BananaHands]

We've secretly replaced BananaHand's Tinder app with Grindr. Let's see if he notices.

That would explain the abundance of adam's apples.[DOUBLEPOST=1421364617,1421364527][/DOUBLEPOST]...or this.

 

[Celt Z]

That's......ummm.....

Wait, how compatible did it say you were with her?

 

[Simfers]

Well, all three dots are lit, and there's a number over 100, so... Extremely? I... I don't know, I have no idea what that app is or how it works and the picture is doing mean stuff to my brain matter.

 

[BananaHands]

That's......ummm.....

Wait, how compatible did it say you were with her/him?

Oh, there's no compatibility here. It's all random but you can adjust by proximity.

 

[GasBandit]

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Oh, there's no compatibility here. It's all random but you can adjust by proximity.

The most horrifying part of this picture is YOUR BATTERY CHARGE LEVEL. NNNNGGGYYGHHH!

 

[BananaHands]

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The most horrifying part of this picture is YOUR BATTERY CHARGE LEVEL. NNNNGGGYYGHHH!

YEEEES.

Also I made a thread > https://www.halforums.com/xenforo/threads/bananahands-terrifying-and-terrific-tinder-thread.31104/

Also leave my battery charge alone!

 

[Ravenpoe]

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Today I was a substitute for a teacher's assistant in a kindergarten classroom. I'll be in the same room tomorrow. I might need to have a few drinks.

 

[Terrik]

Today I was a substitute for a teacher's assistant in a kindergarten classroom. I'll be in the same room tomorrow. I might need to have a few drinks.

I taught pre-school/kindergarten aged kids for 2 years. It takes a special kind of patience.

 

[Cajungal]

Today I was a substitute for a teacher's assistant in a kindergarten classroom. I'll be in the same room tomorrow. I might need to have a few drinks.

Drink up. Before and after, but not during. You got this.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

...but not during.

Damn.

 

[Cajungal]

Damn.

Well I mean...liquor is definitely out of the question but a light, summery white wine or a light beer perhaps? Enough to make you not care about the chaos, but not enough to make you cuss in front of them or tell them they're adopted.

 

[Yoshimickster]

List of annoyances today, I can't get the Professor Layton movie on Blu Ray without a damned region free player, and had to reformat my PS3, and I the damned orange stains on my water filter won't come out. But I got to the end of PL: The Last Specter so there is that.