The "I'm Drunk/High/Wasted" thread

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SO MANY COOKIES!

 

[Troll]

I am high as a motherfucker right now... on cold medicine! It's legal! Mwahahahahahaha!

 

[Le Quack]

Hey hey hey

High high high

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

I am high as a mothersmurfer right now... on cold medicine! It's legal! Mwahahahahahaha!

It's not "cool" to do drugs that are legal man, way to kill the buzz!

BUZZ KILLINGTON!

 

[Jake]

Banana Goo x Bubble Gum

Weird, I just had some of that in Atlanta. Nice stuff

 

[Troll]

I am high as a mothersmurfer right now... on cold medicine! It's legal! Mwahahahahahaha!

It's not "cool" to do drugs that are legal man, way to kill the buzz!

BUZZ KILLINGTON!

Hmmm. Well, I DID go against recommended guidelines on the label by combining it with a little alcohol. Does that count?

 

Banana Goo x Bubble Gum

Weird, I just had some of that in Atlanta. Nice stuff

Which one? That wasn't a hybrid, I just mixed the two.

 

[Jake]

Banana Goo x Bubble Gum

Weird, I just had some of that in Atlanta. Nice stuff

Which one? That wasn't a hybrid, I just mixed the two.

I thought someone had crossed them. Maybe they just mixed them. Details are hazy, as you might imagine. :smoke:

 

[Silvanesti]

Just making sure this is easy to find for later tonight. Im outta here in just a bit :falldown:

 

[Calleja]

I just realized that since our stash depleted and our dealer is still MIA and I dislike getting drunk now since I had a steady supply of weed... I haven't been intoxicated in close to a month now.


yay?

 

[HowDroll]

I want to unleash a tsunami of cum all over you.

 

[Le Quack]

I smoked with my dad tonight.


It was weird.


Perhaps this is the new anti-drug?

 

I smoked with my dad tonight.


It was weird.


Perhaps this is the new anti-drug?

I've smoked with my mom many a time, but I'm pretty sure smoking anything stronger than cigars with my dad would cause my brain to cave in.

 

[HowDroll]

I wish I could toke up with my parents. They used to do that stuff in the 80s, but now they're squares :eyeroll:

 

[Thread Necromancer]

I want to unleash a tsunami of * all over you.

:bush:

 

[Calleja]

It really freaks me out when I realize the 80's begun like 30 years ago now, not 20.


I feel old.



Also.... HowDroll, was the bukkake intended towards me?

 

[HowDroll]

Also.... HowDroll, was the bukkake intended towards me?

Cayaya, you're setting yourself up for something, and I'm not sure you want to go there.

 

[Calleja]

.............gorram it.

 

[Gusto]

You didn't answer the question.

 

[ElJuski]

Also.... HowDroll, was the bukkake intended towards me?

Cayaya, you're setting yourself up for something, and I'm not sure you want to go there.

bahahahaha

 

[Calleja]

rly:

 

[Silvanesti]

Hello drunk thread, had to look for a while to find you, but now we're reunited thanks to everyones friend mr baileys

 

[Le Quack]

heyo

 

[Silvanesti]

heyo

you too? word man, this was a tuesday that deserved drinking into oblivion

 

[ElJuski]

goddamnit keep it down some of us are trying to fucken sleep

 

[Calleja]

I am very very vert drunk right now.


Like... too drunk to sleep well, I'm all... dizzy like. In spanish we call it cama loca, "crazy bed",.... you know when you have to put one foot on the ground so you don't get all naseuous? What do you call that in USAland?

 

[Silvanesti]

I am very very vert drunk right now.


Like... too drunk to sleep well, I'm all... dizzy like. In spanish we call it cama loca, "crazy bed",.... you know when you have to put one foot on the ground so you don't get all naseuous? What do you call that in USAland?

oh man, cama loca is awesome! Im taking that!

(and i totally didn't know about the one foot down thing till a couple days ago when my dad told me about it, it works very well)

 

[CynicismKills]

I am very very vert drunk right now.


Like... too drunk to sleep well, I'm all... dizzy like. In spanish we call it cama loca, "crazy bed",.... you know when you have to put one foot on the ground so you don't get all naseuous? What do you call that in USAland?

Hammered
Sloshed
Fucked up
Shitfaced
Or my personal favorite, "Oh God why am I on the bathroom floor and how is there chunks of pizza vomit in my hair, my shirt is a pillow too Oh God HUUUUUUUUUURK"

 

[Silvanesti]

Im not totally drunk, but a little tipsy for sure. I just finished one of my classes and I only have one left so i figure it's ok.

 

[CynicismKills]

I"m drunk, but my roomie and his gf had to get to bed for work and such. I wanted to drink more.

 

[Le Quack]

HEYO!!!!

 

[Silvanesti]

hahaha, is this going to become a regular thing? Me, CK and the duck. :falldown:

 

[CynicismKills]

hahaha, is this going to become a regular thing? Me, CK and the duck. :falldown:

Drunk again!

Woo! Moreso than yesterday. Feeling good. :falldown:

 

[Koko]

:moon:

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

I have gotrten so drunk that my blolod and alchohol have become one, like the Kwisatz Haderach and spice melange.