The I Don't Care if You Just Had Sex Thread

[ElJuski]

Bump every time you don't give a shit that somebody just had sex, because we're not fourteen anymore.

*bump

 

[ElJuski]

BUMP still don't care

 

[Shegokigo]

Damn Juski....

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Fun fact: I have not had sex in about a year.

 

[ElJuski]

Damn Juski....

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You should know me a little bit better than that by the way, great to see you back, booboo!

 

[ElJuski]

Fun fact: I have not had sex in about a year.

Unfortunate, yes, but this, too, is something I just don't care hearing about.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Geez, you don't want to hear about us having sex and you don't want to hear about us NOT having sex.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE WITH YOU!?
(Sounds like my prom night.)

 

[Jay]

 

[Shegokigo]

You should know me a little bit better than that by the way, great to see you back, booboo!

Oh so much to tell, sadly I can't claim to be "back" yet as there's still about 2-3 weeks more before I can reveal all the details

 

[ElJuski]

Geez, you don't want to hear about us having sex and you don't want to hear about us NOT having sex.

WHAT DOES IT TAKE WITH YOU!?
(Sounds like my prom night.)

How about beer and fun talk about pop-culture and internet nerdery that normally goes on around here without the juvenile circle-jerk and high-fiving that comes with "I had sex" "awesome!" threads.

 

[ElJuski]

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YO BRO DID YOU STICK IT IN YOUR WIFES SWEET PUSSY LAST NIGHT I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT IT I BET SHE WAS WET AS FUCK AWWW MAN

 

[Jay]

No, she's on her period. I do however expect to post in that thread in a few days though. Got to keep it up to date so that the angry people can post in this thread.

 

[ElJuski]

Sweet, bro! It's gonna be EPIC, amirite!?

 

[HCGLNS]

Fuck, just got reminded by the Library that the books are due back this week.

When did libraries start stalking people...

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Go me!

 

[Jay]

Sweet, bro! It's gonna be EPIC, amirite!?

Yes, she bought this nice outfit online. I'm looking forward to break it in on Tuesday night.

 

[Shegokigo]

If General Specific went 11yrs you can go a few months Wasabi

 

[General Specific]

If General Specific went 11yrs you can go a few months Wasabi

Yeah. All you have to do is not have sex. Pretty easy, actually.

 

[Jay]

Pretty much.

 

[blotsfan]

The page says Eljuski, but the posts say charlie...

 

[WasabiPoptart]

If General Specific went 11yrs you can go a few months Wasabi

Truthfully I just posted that pic of the ribbon magnet because I think they're pretty stupid and attention whore-ish. I have definitely gone longer than this without any - even when I was single.

 

[Shegokigo]

Truthfully I just posted that pic of the ribbon magnet because I think they're pretty stupid and attention whore-ish. I have definitely gone longer than this without any - even when I was single.

I'm told most guys don't consider it cheating if it's with a woman. So if you'd like some company sometime... you know, a few laughs, share a few drinks...

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Shegokigo, my husband has actually told me it's ok as long as it's on video for him to watch later. I don't know if he really means that though. lol

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

.... What have you created, ElJuski

 

[CynicismKills]

Holy shit three other threads spawned off of this one. Three. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

 

[Gusto]

And this thread is, itself, a spinoff.

THREADCEPTION.

 

[CynicismKills]

And this thread is, itself, a spinoff.

THREADCEPTION.

 

[PatrThom]

I don't care which forumites have had sex, just like I know my fellow forumites don't care when the last time was that I clipped the hair in my nose, trimmed the cats' toenails, emptied the reanimated vegetable corpses out of the fridge, scraped the bugs off my windshield, or emptied the vacuum cleaner.

--Patrick

 

[SpecialKO]

I clipped the hair in my nose, trimmed the cats' toenails, emptied the reanimated vegetable corpses out of the fridge, scraped the bugs off my windshield, or emptied the vacuum cleaner.

These are the weirdest euphemisms for sex that I've ever heard.

 

[Bubble181]

I don't care which forumites have had sex, just like I know my fellow forumites don't care when the last time was that I clipped the hair in my nose, trimmed the cats' toenails, emptied the reanimated vegetable corpses out of the fridge, scraped the bugs off my windshield, or emptied the vacuum cleaner.

--Patrick

You mean we need 5 more threads? Awesome!

 

[makare]

I bet cats just love the toenail trimming thing.

 

[Frank]

I was watching Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO tonight and one of his guests was Rachel Maddow. I was finding her very attractive for some reason. I don't know what it was but I liked it.

I too, do not care that you had sex.

 

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I don't care if you had sex, but I also don't care if you post about it either.

 

[ElJuski]

ohhhh youuu guyyyyyyssssssss.

 

[SeraRelm]

I won't just have sex all week.