The EPIC WIN Thread 3: SON OF EPIC

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Well after depriving all of you for just over a week of my wit and charm, I am now certified to operate marine radio and a certified sailor.

I love boats.

I am still very tired.
 
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I'm still mystified this required a license. I'm used to the ol' Ron Swanson permit.

Well, I don't exactly 'need' it. You can buy and operate a boat in Canada as long as you have a Pleasure Craft Operator's Certificate, which basically means you read a tiny book about what is pretty much common sense, and spent $40. The certification I got specifically lets me charter and skipper a boat that I haven't bought - basically a certification telling a company that I (probably) won't destroy their ship. It's also just an invaluable learning experience, I was living on board for five full days, reading tide and current tables, using marine charts, etc., so it was all sorts of useful.

I suppose it's worth noting there are definitely companies that will rent you a sailboat as long as you've got a credit card.
 
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Well, I don't exactly 'need' it. You can buy and operate a boat in Canada as long as you have a Pleasure Craft Operator's Certificate, which basically means you read a tiny book about what is pretty much common sense, and spent $40. The certification I got specifically lets me charter and skipper a boat that I haven't bought - basically a certification telling a company that I (probably) won't destroy their ship. It's also just an invaluable learning experience, I was living on board for five full days, reading tide and current tables, using marine charts, etc., so it was all sorts of useful.

I suppose it's worth noting there are definitely companies that will rent you a sailboat as long as you've got a credit card.
Sounds neat. Let's go sailing! Come pick me up.
 

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I'm still mystified this required a license. I'm used to the ol' Ron Swanson permit.

Yeah, I was surprised, too. I've never lived in a place that required a license for a boat. You can get private certificates which you sometimes need to rent larger sailboats, but those usually only work at the place you bought them from.
 
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I think in the U.S. a driver's license is all you need for a boat. My parents and brother are the boaters in my family though, I still get baffled at what people in Colorado call a lake.
 
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I'm still mystified this required a license.
I'm surprised that you're mystified by the boat in government bureaucracy.


Socialist government bureaucracy.




(also, that typo is obviously supposed to be "bloat," but I left it unedited for the obvious reason)
 

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I think in the U.S. a driver's license is all you need for a boat. My parents and brother are the boaters in my family though, I still get baffled at what people in Colorado call a lake.
You don't even need that in most of the places I've lived. TX nominally requires a boater's education certificate if you're born after 1993, but I've never heard of anyone being asked for one.
 
So not only do I have an apartment lined up for October 1st because the owner is so nice and wanted to do whatever she could to help me after learning my situation, I contacted income assistance, I got my student ID (my classes start on the 10th) I also have a job interview on Friday!!! :D everything is finally going my way!
 
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So not only do I have an apartment lined up for October 1st because the owner is so nice and wanted to do whatever she could to help me after learning my situation, I contacted income assistance, I got my student ID (my classes start on the 10th) I also have a job interview on Friday!!! :D everything is finally going my way!
 

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Yeah, one thing I've learned is that there are as many awesome landlords out there as evil ones. My landlord in Boston (duplex) actually became one of my best friends while I was there. We made improvements to the house together.
 
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So not only do I have an apartment lined up for October 1st because the owner is so nice and wanted to do whatever she could to help me after learning my situation, I contacted income assistance, I got my student ID (my classes start on the 10th) I also have a job interview on Friday!!! :D everything is finally going my way!
 
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Just won a beauty and cosmetic basket worth 300$ from Shoppers! I never win anything!
"I never win anything!"

LIES! ALL LIES! I demand an immediate and total recanting of this statement!

You won Nicks heart. You won the fight to not buckle under and let life keep you down. You won us over to your side.

You've won far more that you are willing to admit, and will win more as you learn to see what the true battles and prizes are in this life.
 
I now know what I want to do with my future....I want to either work in a funeral home or a morgue.
I know that seems weird but I'm not squeemish and it interests me lol
 
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I now know what I want to do with my future....I want to either work in a funeral home or a morgue.
I know that seems weird but I'm not squeemish and it interests me lol
It's not that much stranger than being a doctor, if you think about it. The human body is your job, except you don't have to worry about the patient surviving.
 
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