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I had a horror movie style dream last night. There was a monster called “The Grandma”. She looked exactly like that, like a typical babushka. Beige overcoat, grey hair covered with a scarf, bag hanging from her arm. Except her face was a rubber old lady mask. I didn’t know what was under it, but I knew it wasn’t good, and if I ever actually found out, it would be too late.

I was in charge of a group of kids inside a school at night. We had come from somewhere else, but picked the school because it somehow seemed safe. But the grandma came inside, too. She shuffled slowly like an old lady, except you knew she wouldn’t stop coming. And you knew you did not want her to catch you. If you ran away, she would also be where you ran, waiting. I tried to explain this to the kids by saying she could do the Bugs Bunny thing, but they looked at me blankly and said, “Who?”.

The only safety seemed to be in staying tucked into bed, so we made camp in one of the classrooms. If you stayed, she wouldn’t bother you. I put all the kids to bed and went to another room to sleep myself. I knew the Grandma was still in the building, but we just had to make it to morning. But one of the smaller children had to go pee, and left the room. I came out just in time to see the Grandma shuffling into the open door, and I knew there wasn’t anything I could do. I ran to the parking lot, and started fumbling for my keys, but when I looked up, she was there. Just a silhouette under the light near my car’s driver door...
 

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I had a horror movie style dream last night. There was a monster called “The Grandma”. She looked exactly like that, like a typical babushka. Beige overcoat, grey hair covered with a scarf, bag hanging from her arm. Except her face was a rubber old lady mask. I didn’t know what was under it, but I knew it wasn’t good, and if I ever actually found out, it would be too late.

I was in charge of a group of kids inside a school at night. We had come from somewhere else, but picked the school because it somehow seemed safe. But the grandma came inside, too. She shuffled slowly like an old lady, except you knew she wouldn’t stop coming. And you knew you did not want her to catch you. If you ran away, she would also be where you ran, waiting. I tried to explain this to the kids by saying she could do the Bugs Bunny thing, but they looked at me blankly and said, “Who?”.

The only safety seemed to be in staying tucked into bed, so we made camp in one of the classrooms. If you stayed, she wouldn’t bother you. I put all the kids to bed and went to another room to sleep myself. I knew the Grandma was still in the building, but we just had to make it to morning. But one of the smaller children had to go pee, and left the room. I came out just in time to see the Grandma shuffling into the open door, and I knew there wasn’t anything I could do. I ran to the parking lot, and started fumbling for my keys, but when I looked up, she was there. Just a silhouette under the light near my car’s driver door...
I'd watch that movie.
 
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I had a dream last night featuring someone who I'm pretty sure is an actress, but I can't, for the life of me, remember who she is. As far as I can tell, she looks kinda like Taryn Southern, but with a slightly rounder face.

Also, it's getting harder to remember what she looked like, as tends to happen with dreams.
 

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I had a dream last night that I was having sex on a model train table. We kept having to lift an arm or a leg or move over to let trains go by.
 
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Beats mine. For some reason I was trapped inside the security part of a huge airport, somewhere in Asia.
 
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I had a dream last night that I was having sex on a model train table. We kept having to lift an arm or a leg or move over to let trains go by.
Was it with a goth woman in a very slinky dress? Did she speak French? Did these trains sometimes explode?

--Patrick
 

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Last night I dreamed my desk at work was canted at a 45 degree angle. It made work inconvenient. Not impossible, given it's all typing and stuff... but inconvenient.

Also I dreamed I lived next door to a pair of exhibitionist bisexual female redheads who wanted to smother me with their bodies and they came over to my place for dinner but the rest of that dream's for a different subforum.
 
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I dreamt that our new Logistics Directer looked like Margaery Tyrell. Yadda yadda yadda, I blew up the logistics department with an X-Wing because she was a Red Wings fan.
 

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I had a dream the other night that it was some undefined time in the future where there were large telescreens in public places constructed from hexagonal tiles. We were watching as a comet called The String slowly made its way toward the moon. After a few months, The String struck the top of the moon, which happened to be full at the time. The moon turned red, I guess because its albedo changed with the impact. A D-shaped sliver broke off in slow motion as we watched, and began to fall toward the Earth. The telescreen showed everything zoomed in, but we could see it happen behind the screens to the actual moon, which drove home the reality of it. Over the coming months, we watched this red sliver fall, and scientists projected possible trajectories. No one knew where it was going to hit. The sliver was dubbed The Damocles. I remember reporters talking in solemn voices, and just not wanting to watch anymore. When it got closer, we could see the sliver looming in the sky, hazy behind the blue, but in full 3D detail. No one wanted the sliver to hit their part of the earth. We all knew, but wouldn't say, that it didn't matter where it hit anyway. There were mass organized suicides by people who didn't want to experience the terror of the Damocles crashing into them. I woke up then, so I don't know what happened.
I posted this in 2012. There was a TV show last year with almost the same plot. I wish I would've actually written this up, since it seems like it had an audience.
 
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Spoilered because slightly NSFW dream.

I've complained before about how my wife and I have very different libido levels, which I think may tie into this dream.

Anyway, I dreamt that my wife has a female classmate who's also married, and she and her husband have a swingers/open marriage arrangement going. The classmate invites my wife and I to try a wife swap dealie with them. They're happy for us to do it either separately or all together in the same room, they'll let us decide because it's our first time. I let my wife decide, and she says she wants us all to do it together, because she'd prefer to have me there for moral support or safety.

So we come to a decision that one night we'd go over to their house, and cook dinner together, and we'd all eat and have a few glasses of wine and get to know each other better, and when the time is right we'd all go up to the bedroom. And, they emphasized, we're free to call the whole thing off at any point if we're uncomfortable.

Now, due to my ongoing frustration at my wife and I's flagging sex life, at this point in the dream I'm all like "Ok I'm willing to give this a shot." Plus my wife actually seems rather eager to try it, which gives me hope that I've found something that'll stimulate her libido. Also, her classmate and her husband are both really hot, the classmate reminded me of a younger version of Alice Braga, while the husband looks like a slightly thinner version of Bradley Cooper.

On the night, my wife and I arrive at their house, with the ingredients to cook chicken rice in sesame oil. (Which is delicious, by the way.) We're all in the kitchen together, preparing the food, and I'm in the middle of cutting up the chicken when I suddenly realize I'm all alone in the kitchen. "Son of a bitch, they started without me." I start to head up to the stairs, and then I wake up.

And when I woke up, I told my wife about this dream, and she said, "Sounds interesting. Now get up and help me bring in the laundry, it's about to rain."
 
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When I have dreams that end like this (on any subject--missing a show, a ride, a meal, whatever), I'm left wondering whether I get the "I got left out" ending because I feel like maybe it's something I'm not supposed to be doing, or is it because I'm feeling like I'm somehow not worthy of inclusion?

--Patrick
 
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I was going out of town for a couple of days and Darius Rucker was going to baby sit my dog. Surprisingly he lived in my home town in a semi rundown part of town that is mostly WWII homes that students live in. After dropping off my dog, I met his dogs and his father in law. His father in law was a younger middle-aged man than the two of us. We ended up doing a bunch of chores for him because the houses shared adjoining lots. The homes were like they had not been lived in for 30 years, with 1980's furniture and electronics everywhere. Like they had console TVs on the floor and mid-sized flat panel TV's mounted on the paneling walls.
 

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I had a dream last night that I proudly went marching down the street with no pants or underwear. And I knew it. And I was absolutely unabashed. BEHOLD MY JUNK, WORLD.
 

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Last night I dreamed I was walking through the woods, and I came to a small cliff. Below it, about 10 feet down, was a wide, shallow creek about 2 inches deep and 20 feet wide. Standing in the creek was a large hawk.

I don't know why, but I then urinated off the cliff and directly on to the hawk. It didn't fly away, just looked up at me as my "stream" became more and more uncontrollable.

Very odd.
 
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