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The Dream Thread

Discussion in 'General' started by fade, Apr 23, 2012.

  1. GasBandit

    GasBandit Ask me about my Reprehensible Filth Staff Member

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    The dream kind of gets fuzzy toward the end, but I remember something about the government getting interested in the geese, but I think I woke up after that.
     
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    I dreamed I was attending a lecture at a law school where the professor was speaking japanese. I could barely understand anything at all. Like, the occasional "atashi" and that was about it. As I walked home from class, a girl insisted on pressing up against my side, and we walked together. It was kinda nice. Then I woke up and found it was my cat pressing against me. That was kind of disappointing, but it helped a little to pet the cat.
     
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    fade Insert "Yo mama" joke here Staff Member

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  4. GasBandit

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    I gotta say, my dreams over the last week or so have been really exemplary. I remember waking up one afternoon last weekend and thinking "Boy, this is some of the best TV I've ever experienced" and then tried to go back to sleep to get a continuation of the plot.

    I just wish I could remember any of it.

    Anyway, last night I dreamed I was back in High School, and a friend recruited me into a conspiracy to rescue a kidnapped kangaroo that had been taken by another student.

    That is not indicative of the quality of my previous "post surgery" dreams, though.
     
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    Had a weird ass dream the other day. For some reason me and my wife were able to switch bodies for 2 hours. And I had to go to the bathroom afterwords. The closest bathroom was at a baseball field that I had to drive to. Once I got there the bathroom was amazing. It had nice fancy showers, private stalls, and fancy makeup stations. Well after all that I went into labor... So... Weird dream.
     
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    Came home a little early today and first thing I did was take a nap. Of course I had to have a weird-ass dream.

    I dreamed I was somehow tasked with creating a pornographic Gong Show with an hour's notice to be viewed by all my grandparents who would be the judges / gongers.

    Thank goodness it was only a nap and I woke up before I had to present it.
     
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    Did you call yourself "Chuck BareAss" in the dream?

    --Patrick
     
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    DarkAudit Room for rent

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    Did you have a nickel?
     
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    Man, you think you're getting over someone, and then you have a very distressing night dreaming about them.
     
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    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    I thought that was the job description of dreams.

    --Patrick