The Dream Thread

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So, obviously, you built a fleet of jet-sized geese, and flew off with them to better climes?

It's that sort of dream but just slightly different that set another forum member on a quest to conquer the world with giant doom-versions of her spirit animal, you know.
The dream kind of gets fuzzy toward the end, but I remember something about the government getting interested in the geese, but I think I woke up after that.
 

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I dreamed I was attending a lecture at a law school where the professor was speaking japanese. I could barely understand anything at all. Like, the occasional "atashi" and that was about it. As I walked home from class, a girl insisted on pressing up against my side, and we walked together. It was kinda nice. Then I woke up and found it was my cat pressing against me. That was kind of disappointing, but it helped a little to pet the cat.
 

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I dreamed I was attending a lecture at a law school where the professor was speaking japanese. I could barely understand anything at all. Like, the occasional "atashi" and that was about it. As I walked home from class, a girl insisted on pressing up against my side, and we walked together. It was kinda nice. Then I woke up and found it was my cat pressing against me. That was kind of disappointing, but it helped a little to pet the cat.
 

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I gotta say, my dreams over the last week or so have been really exemplary. I remember waking up one afternoon last weekend and thinking "Boy, this is some of the best TV I've ever experienced" and then tried to go back to sleep to get a continuation of the plot.

I just wish I could remember any of it.

Anyway, last night I dreamed I was back in High School, and a friend recruited me into a conspiracy to rescue a kidnapped kangaroo that had been taken by another student.

That is not indicative of the quality of my previous "post surgery" dreams, though.
 
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Had a weird ass dream the other day. For some reason me and my wife were able to switch bodies for 2 hours. And I had to go to the bathroom afterwords. The closest bathroom was at a baseball field that I had to drive to. Once I got there the bathroom was amazing. It had nice fancy showers, private stalls, and fancy makeup stations. Well after all that I went into labor... So... Weird dream.
 

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Came home a little early today and first thing I did was take a nap. Of course I had to have a weird-ass dream.

I dreamed I was somehow tasked with creating a pornographic Gong Show with an hour's notice to be viewed by all my grandparents who would be the judges / gongers.

Thank goodness it was only a nap and I woke up before I had to present it.
 
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Came home a little early today and first thing I did was take a nap. Of course I had to have a weird-ass dream.

I dreamed I was somehow tasked with creating a pornographic Gong Show with an hour's notice to be viewed by all my grandparents who would be the judges / gongers.

Thank goodness it was only a nap and I woke up before I had to present it.
Did you call yourself "Chuck BareAss" in the dream?

--Patrick
 
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Came home a little early today and first thing I did was take a nap. Of course I had to have a weird-ass dream.

I dreamed I was somehow tasked with creating a pornographic Gong Show with an hour's notice to be viewed by all my grandparents who would be the judges / gongers.

Thank goodness it was only a nap and I woke up before I had to present it.
Did you have a nickel?
 
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A personal first for me.

Two people, man and woman, in white outfits, were doing something - I think it was cooking in a kitchen? - when they suddenly started bleeding all over.

Instead of being repulsed, they were reveling in it. Dancing, enjoying the blood, I think even licking it up.

Only thing was - the woman was @LittleKagsin...
 
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So.. I had a weird dream... so one day a guard (think security guard) appeared down the street from me and no matter what I did the guard wouldn't let me pass. eventually the town started dwindling as everyone else could walk past that guard at will (but never came back once they did). Finally the town was almost empty but an idea struck me I saw a bicycle on the ground and decided to just ride that sucker full bore. Ran into the guard, bowled over him and them boom. I'm transported into the future (2033). and see the futuristic internet and futuristic games.. Halforums was there and you had like.. transportation meetups because transporting was a thing. and then I wrote a post about how I needed help figuring out what happened and that I got teleported through time. and then I woke up.
 
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@WasabiPoptart made an appearance in my dream last night!

I had to design a poster for a charity event Wasabi was hosting, there was like eight people designing posters so it became a competition. However, everyone else got distracted and started throwing weights up onto the roof of the building (I don't even...), while I worked tirelessly on my design. Eventually Wasabi rounded up everyone and asked to see their finished work - mine was amazing. I had drawn this kick-ass dolphin jumping out of the water, and included all of the proper information (date, time, etc) and even went the extra mile to include a Hawaiian phrase. I don't know any Hawaiian, so this is news to me, but Wasabi was SO IMPRESSED by me, she picked my poster, which made everyone incredibly upset - ha, losers! Instead of retaliating though, I stuck my tongue out, then promptly got on a fishing trawler with Hasan Minhaj - who had just won an Oscar.

What a night.
 

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About a month ago, I had a dream that we had a new daughter. I was in love with this little girl, and she was in love with me. It seemed like years passed in the dream. When I woke up and realized that she never existed, I'm not ashamed to admit it made me cry like a baby for losing someone who never even existed.

I don't think I need a psychologist to interpret that one. My daughter, my youngest child, just finished elementary school. I think it was my brain's way of processing the Puff the Magic Dragon moment.
 
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About a month ago, I had a dream that we had a new daughter. I was in love with this little girl, and she was in love with me. It seemed like years passed in the dream. When I woke up and realized that she never existed, I'm not ashamed to admit it made me cry like a baby for losing someone who never even existed.

I don't think I need a psychologist to interpret that one. My daughter, my youngest child, just finished elementary school. I think it was my brain's way of processing the Puff the Magic Dragon moment.
I've had this one. It makes for a rough morning.
 

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A couple nights ago I dreamed the HR lady at work came into my office and told me all my posters and stuff had to come down because they "violate copyright law."

"But, they're all licensed merchandise! Heck that one (gesturing to evil ewok) is signed, original artwork! Heck, if that doesn't meet the standard, all the stuff in the hall and other offices will have to come down, too!"

"I'm entirely happy with all the walls being completely bare." She replied frostily.

Dunno wtf that was all about. Told her about the dream the next day, she thought it was bizarre as well.
 

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Every time something starts going on at work, I have a dream where I walk into Best Buy, where I worked when I was in high school 20 years ago, and my old boss and coworkers are STILL there and furious at me for missing so much work and tell me I better get on the floor and get busy if I want to keep my job... and for some reason I always do, and forget that I already have a real job.
 
I drempt last night that we were all into BSDM and would meet up regularly on Friday night at @stienman's place. We were starting to undress and pair off...

Then a doomweasel woke me up.

Damn you, @Doomweasel minion!
Hey, you shake the bed every time you have a dream like that and it wakes me up! Keep it up and I'll steal the contents of your nightstand! That will stop the shaking!
 
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Last night I dreamt that my wifes divorced cousin from PEI was dating the divorced mother of my daughters schoolmate. But none of them appear in the dream. The dream is centered around the rest of my wifes family building a cottage on her uncles waterfront while my daughters schoolmate cries like Achilles in her tent, because the cottage has no walls yet and she has to cry in a tent. And all the rest of the family is jumbled up, the cook is now the boat guy, the boat guy is now the military guy, etc. as we all get drunk building the cottage.
 
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I dreamt last night that I was buying and trying on bikinis.

Now, I would never claim to have anything close to a bikini body, but let me tell you, I looked good in some of those swimsuits.
 
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