You turn the crank
Which snaps the plank
Which boots the marble right down the chute
Then watch it roll
And hit the pole
Which dumps the marble in the rub-a-dub tub
And puts the man
Into the pan
The trap is set
Here comes the net! except it stops halfway down and jams up and the mice all get away with the cheese.
Mouse Trap! I guarantee, it never fucking works, just wait and see.