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So Dave woke up on Saturday...

Mar 17, 2012#1

Dave

And started messing with things again. :cry:

First, he checked his email and found a lot of spam, which kinda sucked. :fu:

But then he saw one that told him his penis could be even bigger :sohappy:

- like minotaur size! :dumb:

But after a little research he found out that this was fake. :okay:

So he then went to a couple other sites and found that there were new smilies to be had! :megusta:

Smilies everyone is pretty familiar with. So he downloaded them and spent a couple minutes - about 15 :foreveralone:

- getting them on the boards.

Now you can use them, too! Except Calleja. :problemo:

Mar 17, 2012#2

Hailey Knight

Go play Skyrim.

Mar 17, 2012#3

Dave

Mar 17, 2012#4

HCGLNS

HCGLNS woke up this morning. HCGLNS watched How It's Made episode on coffee

HCGLNS forgot to make coffee :fu:

HCGLNS then had cereal with milk

HCGLNS then made coffee. :dumb:

Mar 17, 2012#5

strawman

Mar 17, 2012#6

Covar

Mar 17, 2012#7

Sparhawk

Mar 17, 2012#8

Hailey Knight

Wait a second.

Dave and Sparhawk and Shegokigo.

EDIT: Oh good, that linking thing everyone's doing is a choice, not automatic.

Mar 17, 2012#9

Dave

Yup. Tagging is when you add an @ sign before their names. Quotemander Prime

Mar 17, 2012#10

HCGLNS

stienman and Covar woke up this morning and stole Quotemander Prime coffee. :trolol:

Mar 17, 2012#11

Hailey Knight

Mar 17, 2012#12

ThatNickGuy

Mar 17, 2012#13

HCGLNS

Mar 17, 2012#14

Covar

HCGLNS said:
View attachment 4957

Mar 17, 2012#15

Shegokigo

I approve of this so so so so much. Thank you Dave! :sohappy:

Mar 17, 2012#16

LittleSin

Hm...I don't see these in the smily section...how does one use them?

Mar 17, 2012#17

Hylian

Mar 17, 2012#18

FnordBear

At first when I saw the new similes I was like :sohappy:

Then I thought of :troll:

someone.

Then I realized I am a bit :foreveralone:

since I have really little of value to input.

So I guess I'll just go back to playing my morbidly obese Jedi :megusta:

Mar 17, 2012#19

sixpackshaker

Mar 17, 2012#20

Dave

LittleSin said:
Hm...I don't see these in the smily section...how does one use them?

They are at the bottom of the smilie section. And since we have so many if you have a small screen or are at the bottom of the page they might not show up.

Mar 17, 2012#21

Frankie Williamson

I woke up today with a zit on the right side of my nose. IT'S ALL I CAN SEE IN MY PERIPHERY! ARGH! I'm 29 body, fucking knock it off!

:foreveralone:

Mar 17, 2012#22

LittleSin

Dave said:
They are at the bottom of the smilie section. And since we have so many if you have a small screen or are at the bottom of the page they might not show up.

Yeh. That's what is happening. Frustrating to say the least.

Mar 17, 2012#23

Emrys

Dave, you are my god now.

Mar 17, 2012#24

General Specific

Still waiting for Gusto to come in and post :megusta:

Mar 17, 2012#25

SeraRelm

Mar 17, 2012#26

fade

Emrys said:
Dave, you are my god now.

"WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"

"Omaha"

"Oh, okay. Just checking."

Mar 17, 2012#27

drifter

Dave said:
And started messing with things again.

First, he checked his email and found a lot of spam, which kinda sucked. But then he saw one that told him his penis could be even bigger - like minotaur size! But after a little research he found out that this was fake. So he then went to a couple other sites and found that there were new smilies to be had! Smilies everyone is pretty familiar with. So he downloaded them and spent a couple minutes - about 15 - getting them on the boards.

Now you can use them, too! Except Calleja.

Mar 17, 2012#28

Bowielee

drifter said:

I was just about to point out that we need this one, also the Nick Cage "you don't say".

Mar 17, 2012#29

Chippy

oh my god this is the worst

Mar 17, 2012#30

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
oh my god this is the worst

Mar 17, 2012#31

Bowielee

Chippy said:
oh my god this is the worst

Mar 17, 2012#32

Chippy

"lololol look at all le funny le rage le faces, derp!"

Mar 17, 2012#33

ThatNickGuy

General Specific said:
Still waiting for Gusto to come in and post

Would that make him a MeGusto?

Mar 17, 2012#34

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
"lololol look at all le funny le rage le faces, derp!"

Mar 17, 2012#35

checkeredhat

It's.... beautiful.

Mar 17, 2012#36

Chippy

do ya'll want to start talking about the cake being a lie and pirates vs ninjas

Mar 17, 2012#37

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
do ya'll want to start talking about the cake being a lie and pirates vs ninjas

Mar 17, 2012#38

Chippy

naw just grossed out

sike jk i love i can haz cheezeburger dot com

Mar 17, 2012#39

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
naw just grossed out

sike jk i love i can haz cheezeburger dot com

Mar 18, 2012#40

Chippy

Mar 18, 2012#41

ElJuski

hey guys I just found out about this Rick Roll guy, it would be funny if we were linking somewhere and we actually linked to his music video

Mar 18, 2012#42

ElJuski

but seriously at least this is only one thread where everyone can get their derp face smiley needs out.

And also, Chippy is the man.

Mar 18, 2012#43

Hailey Knight

The thread title should be the start of a rap song.

Mar 18, 2012#44

ThatNickGuy

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! RetroLOL!

Mar 18, 2012#45

checkeredhat

I don't see how this: :foreveralone:

is worse than this:

Mar 18, 2012#46

Shegokigo

Because Chippy and Juski are "too good" for mains.... oh.... oh wow.... how..... I didn't..... it's all so clear now.....They're E-Hipsters.... how did I not see this before.....

Mar 18, 2012#47

ElJuski

dude, if finding boring old jokes not funny makes me a hipster, then so be it. I'm totally down with it.

Mar 18, 2012#48

Shegokigo

No doubt.

Mar 18, 2012#49

SeraRelm

Just for you, Juski.

Mar 18, 2012#50

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm all for ripping off other shit, it's just nice when it was shit that was funny the first time like :smug: or :eng101: and not anything from reddit

Mar 18, 2012#51

Just Me

Quotemander Prime said:
The thread title should be the start of a rap song.

Nah, "Woke up this morning" is Blues!
Under certain circumstances it could be Country, but no Rap.

Mar 18, 2012#52

CynicismKills

le me herpin out with the derps *le expertly drawn car* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Mar 18, 2012#53

Officer_Charon

O noes! We can't have people expressing amusement in a memetic manner! 'Twould destroy the very fabric of our society!

Tl;dr, Deal with it.

Mar 18, 2012#54

Krisken

Some jokes get funnier the more they are used. Some just become boring. Give those time to be funny again.

Mar 18, 2012#55

Officer_Charon

Mar 18, 2012#56

Chippy

ITT: People get mad at others for being "mad" at memes.

Mar 18, 2012#57

Charlie Don't Surf

I'm so fucking mad

Mar 18, 2012#58

ElJuski

SeraRelm said:
Just for you, Juski.

Homer : (Putting on glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man : That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer : D'oh!

Mar 18, 2012#59

Bumble the Boy Wonder

ElJuski said:
Homer : (Putting on glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.
Man : That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer : D'oh!

I was going to post that..

Also, why can't I see the smilies in my smilies list?

Mar 18, 2012#60

Gusto

General Specific said:
Still waiting for Gusto to come in and post

Mar 18, 2012#61

fade

Chippy said:
ITT: People get mad at others for being "mad" at memes.

FYI: ITT is an old meme that isn't funny anymore. Just sayin'.

Mar 18, 2012#62

SeraRelm

Gusto said:

ftfy

Mar 18, 2012#63

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
ITT: People get mad at others for being "mad" at memes.

Mar 18, 2012#64

SeraRelm

Mar 18, 2012#65

doomdragon6

Where'd you find these?

Mar 18, 2012#66

Dave

Xenforo.com. There's a lot more but I didn't add them.

And like everything else, when something is added people go overboard using them. Then it'll calm down and not blizzard us with their presence. Be cool, man, be cool.

Mar 19, 2012#67

ElJuski

NO. RAGE.

Mar 19, 2012#68

checkeredhat

ElJuski said:
NO. RAGE.

Hey we have this great new emoticon that's perfect for expressing that rage...

Mar 19, 2012#69

Docseverin

This one?! Is it this one? :fu:

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:troll:

Mar 19, 2012#70

GasBandit

Ha ha ha... Sometimes I think I'm the forum's pariah... and then something like this happens and the Axis of Asinine always shows up to complain about the sand in their vagina.

:wololo:

Mar 19, 2012#71

ElJuski

No, my pussy sand is fine. The shitty middle-school humor that passes for posting on this forum, on the other hand...

BOOSH. *drops mic*

But you're right, it is pointless to piss on someone's fun, so I humbly withdraw, perhaps to go buy groceries and opting out of using a plastic bag, perhaps to condescend on some unsuspecting hooligans about the dangers of barnstorming 14th and Kenyon (they take their lives so haphazardly!)

Mar 19, 2012#72

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
No, my pussy sand is fine. The shitty middle-school humor that passes for posting on this forum, on the other hand...

BOOSH. *drops mic*

But you're right, it is pointless to piss on someone's fun, so I humbly withdraw, perhaps to go buy groceries and opting out of using a plastic bag, perhaps to condescend on some unsuspecting hooligans about the dangers of barnstorming 14th and Kenyon (they take their lives so haphazardly!)

I used to piss on other people's fun. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Mar 19, 2012#73

Krisken

GasBandit said:
I used to piss on other people's fun. Then I took an arrow in the knee.

Don't sell yourself short. Despite your injury you are at full capacity.

Mar 19, 2012#74

fade

I have to admit, I'm scratching my head at all the hate for this. File it under "if you don't like it, don't use it". It doesn't seem to be worth getting irritated by.

Mar 19, 2012#75

Officer_Charon

Ragefaces are too mainstream. Also, they're often misused. But mostly the mainstream.

Mar 19, 2012#76

Chippy

naw man they're just gross

Mar 19, 2012#77

Shegokigo

Chippy said:
naw man they're just gross

Mar 19, 2012#78

Chippy

naw man, just grossed out.

Mar 19, 2012#79

Shegokigo

Mar 19, 2012#80

Krisken

I'm starting to think they are both trolling each other.

Have fun with that.

Mar 19, 2012#81

Shegokigo

Mar 19, 2012#82

GasBandit

They called ME mad.

Mar 19, 2012#83

Krisken

Oh, clever.

Mar 19, 2012#84

ElJuski

i don't get it

Mar 19, 2012#85

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
i don't get it

There's nothing to get.

Mar 19, 2012#86

Shegokigo

Krisken said:
Oh, clever.

Mar 19, 2012#87

Chippy

See, if there were a " u grossed out?" image, I would be inclined to confirm

Mar 19, 2012#88

ElJuski

GasBandit said:
There's nothing to get.

I see.

Mar 19, 2012#89

GasBandit

CRAAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN YOUR SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

Mar 19, 2012#90

ElJuski

poor Gas. Even his hipster jokes are at least ten years out of date

Mar 19, 2012#91

ElJuski

also that man needs to wear a pair of respectable pants.

Mar 19, 2012#92

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
also that man needs to wear a pair of respectable pants.

Well, obviously they'd just impede knife access.

Mar 19, 2012#93

drifter

Down the road, not across the street.

Mar 19, 2012#94

Krisken

Adammon said:
View attachment 4993

Somebody needs to find you some work to do. Quick.

Mar 19, 2012#95

GasBandit

drifter said:
Down the road, not across the street.

That's only if you're trying to kill yourself. If you're just cutting yourself to feel the pain to reassure yourself that it's still possible to feel, that's across the street.

Mar 19, 2012#96

Adammon

Krisken said:
Somebody needs to find you some work to do. Quick.

I'm actually swamped with work; I don't get to take a lunch break because I'm so busy so I waste a couple minutes goofing off.

Mar 19, 2012#97

SeraRelm

ElJuski said:
No, my pussy sand is fine. The shitty middle-school humor that passes for posting on this forum, on the other hand...

BOOSH. *drops bass*

Wubwubwubwubwubwub wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub wuuuuuuuuuuuuuub wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub (Random sound bite from tv or film!)

ElJuskrill!

Mar 19, 2012#98

Shegokigo

I laughed hard.

Mar 19, 2012#99

ElJuski

really, all this thread proves is that Sera is a hilarious and talented poster.

Mar 20, 2012#100

Officer_Charon

And that you can spin some mad tuneage and drop some sick beats

Mar 20, 2012#101

ElJuski

I make that wompwomp go brrrrrrrrooooom m m

Mar 20, 2012#102

Sparhawk

I just love the sound that car doors make when someone turns up the volume passing by.

Mar 20, 2012#103

sixpackshaker

Sparhawk said:
I just love the sound that car doors make when someone turns up the volume passing by.

Is that the sound of all the welds being shook loose?

Mar 20, 2012#104

Sparhawk

Yep, that's the sound.

Mar 20, 2012#105

checkeredhat

I still really don't see the problem with the rage faces, whether you find them funny or not, as far as I know posting one isn't murdering anyone or hurting anyone, physically, or emotionally.

I also don't see how finding the rage faces humourous is a crime against humanity, but, and I paraphrase here, "wubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub" is apparently the funniest shit since George Carlin died.

Mar 20, 2012#106

ElJuski

Yes, what I meant to say this whole thread was, these emoticons are tearing up my insides.

No, I think we're all in agreement that this is a non-issue. I just think they're stupid, and that I continue to have higher expectations than internet-old-jokes from the posters in this community.

But it's not like I tweet about it or anything.

Mar 20, 2012#107

HCGLNS

Mar 20, 2012#108

SeraRelm

ElJuski said:
Yes, what I meant to say this whole thread was, these emoticons are tearing up my insides.

No, I think we're all in agreement that this is a non-issue. I just think they're stupid, and that I continue to have higher expectations than internet-old-jokes from the posters in this community.

But it's not like I twUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB bzzzzzzzzz WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB bzzzzzzzzz.

Stupid jokes are meant to be enjoyed on a visceral level, not an intellectual level, my friend.

Mar 20, 2012#109

Adammon

ElJuski said:
Yes, what I meant to say this whole thread was, these emoticons are tearing up my insides.

No, I think we're all in agreement that this is a non-issue. I just think they're stupid, and that I continue to have higher expectations than internet-old-jokes from the posters in this community.

But it's not like I tweet about it or anything.

Fuck you bother me. And it's not because I've had a lot to drink or anything but Christ Almighty, if you were on fire and I stopped to piss on you to put you out, you'd probably say that you expected better quality piss.

Mar 21, 2012#110

GasBandit

So youse guys made ThatNickGuy feel bad. Congratulations. What a struggle THAT is. You're a shoo-in for the troll olympics. What's your next big challenge, beating a paraplegic in a jumping jack competition?

Mar 21, 2012#111

SeraRelm

No, we'll work on making you feel undeservedly superior.

Mar 21, 2012#112

Shegokigo

GasBandit said:
So youse guys made ThatNickGuy feel bad. Congratulations. What a struggle THAT is. You're a shoo-in for the troll olympics. What's your next big challenge, beating a paraplegic in a jumping jack competition?

View attachment 5011

Mar 21, 2012#113

drifter

Adammon said:
Fuck you bother me. And it's not because I've had a lot to drink or anything but Christ Almighty, if you were on fire and I stopped to piss on you to put you out, you'd probably say that you expected better quality piss.

Well, you do drink Smirnoff Ice; low quality piss is a given.

Mar 21, 2012#114

GasBandit

SeraRelm said:
No, we'll work on making you feel undeservedly superior.

Pfft, you all been doing THAT for nigh on 10 years now.

Mar 21, 2012#115

Shegokigo

Pretty amazing we've been 'round here that long eh Gas? Cripes....

Mar 21, 2012#116

makare

Gas I do think you are the superior troll on this forum. You've earned it.

Mar 21, 2012#117

ElJuski

Adammon said:
Fuck you bother me. And it's not because I've had a lot to drink or anything but Christ Almighty, if you were on fire and I stopped to piss on you to put you out, you'd probably say that you expected better quality piss.

I meaaaaaaan, I'd prefer if you had water or something. Pee is kind of icky.

Mar 21, 2012#118

fade

Why can't you have high-brow threads and low-brow meme humor? They don't annihilate each other on contact.

Mar 21, 2012#119

ElJuski

Well, nobody says you can't. It's not like I'm hurting the very fiber of your being, and yet, there's a three-page reaction whining about it. I think some of the best responses from the thread were people being trolls back using the very-same dumb humor the Hipster Crew (can we trademark that) is pooh-poohing.

But yes, if it will make everyone feel better, and maybe not send another forum user off the cliff, I'll turn down the villain dial like three notches.

But only three. I still want to be evil enough that drunk posters can lay into me good.

Mar 21, 2012#120

SeraRelm

Or Canadian ones.

Mar 21, 2012#121

Adammon

Uuuuugh.

Glad my birthday only comes once a year so I can drink way too much and post stupidly on rare occasions.

Mar 21, 2012#122

Shegokigo

"The Hipster Crew"

I can see that for you three.

Mar 21, 2012#123

Adammon

drifter said:
Well, you do drink Smirnoff Ice; low quality piss is a given.

Mar 21, 2012#124

Chippy

Haha, this forum

Mar 21, 2012#125

Krisken

fade said:
Why can't you have high-brow threads and low-brow meme humor? They don't annihilate each other on contact.

They're like Bags of Holding and Portable Holes.

Mar 21, 2012#126

Dave

NEEERD!

Mar 21, 2012#127

Krisken

Dave said:
NEEERD!

That's right, Edrondol, ya got me.

Mar 21, 2012#128

Allen who is Quiet

Krisken said:
They're like Bags of Holding and Portable Holes.

>=O

SIMILES?!

Mar 21, 2012#129

SeraRelm

Allen who is Quiet said:
>=O

SIMILES?!

View attachment 5021

Mar 21, 2012#130

fade

This simile thing is making me as crazy as a loon. I was sitting here scratching my head like a neurotic dog, trying to figure out why you get as mad as a wet hen about this stuff.

Mar 21, 2012#131

Allen who is Quiet

fade said:
This simile thing is making me as crazy as a loon. I was sitting here scratching my head like a neurotic dog, trying to figure out why you get as mad as a wet hen about this stuff.

:|
=O
>=O

MULTIPLE SIMILES?!

Mar 21, 2012#132

jwhouk

Memes actually hit my workplace this week. Some kid actually used the term, "U MAD?" when I was giving another youth confinement time for not being in their bed after 10 PM.

Mar 21, 2012#133

Chippy

fade said:
This simile thing is making me as crazy as a loon. I was sitting here scratching my head like a neurotic dog, trying to figure out why you get as mad as a wet hen about this stuff.

No one's really that mad. It was more of a "Ugh, old jokes" kind of thing. If anything, people got angrier over the fact that someone might be mad about a meme.

Mar 21, 2012#134

fade

Or they were making a sentence with lots of similes in it to make Allen flip tables.

Mar 21, 2012#135

Chippy

God Damnit, I read that as smilies. Fuck a duck.

Mar 21, 2012#136

MindDetective

Chippy said:
Fuck like a duck.

Mar 21, 2012#137

Chippy

So...rape involving complex genetalia?

Mar 21, 2012#138

ElJuski

do ducks rape? I thought they always fly together.

Mar 21, 2012#139

Allen who is Quiet

MindDetective said:
fuck like a duck

ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

シミリズ？！

Mar 21, 2012#140

Krisken

And nary a table was safe that day.

Mar 21, 2012#141

Shegokigo

Mar 21, 2012#142

Null

Mar 21, 2012#143

sixpackshaker

Darn, the video cut off before he started panting.

Mar 21, 2012#144

strawman

I think that is what I'd look like if I were much heavier than I am now.

Suddenly I'm regretting eating three pieces of pizza for dinnubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwubwub-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wubwubwubwub

Mar 21, 2012#145

SeraRelm

Mar 24, 2012#146

Bowielee

Meme, meme,meme,meme

Mar 24, 2012#147

Frank

Grandpa Simpson is used so infrequently and is usually spot on when it used to make it probably the single Halforum meme that isn't terrible.

Mar 24, 2012#148

Bowielee

Eh, I like memes. Some of them get tired, like Nyan Cat... thank god that was pretty much viewed as retarded from the word go here.

Mar 25, 2012#149

ElJuski

Leaping Lawyer, as noted by my quote, was pretty awesome.

Also I agree with Grandpa. Don't think that's a Halforum original, but it hasn't been done to death, either.

Mar 25, 2012#150

fade

Another PvP original meme I liked was the through-the-car-windshield one.

Mar 25, 2012#151

Bowielee

The best PvP meme is still the "My Parents are DEAD!" meme.

Mar 25, 2012#152

Officer_Charon

I regret not having been a part of this community back in those days... but that would probably have meant exposure to PvP...

Mar 25, 2012#153

Jay

Mar 25, 2012#154

ElJuski

sorry, did I not add enough "queers" and fart noises for you, Jay?

Dang, I'm really sagging in the sad, middle-aged white dude demographic :/

Mar 25, 2012#155

Jay

Weaksauce.

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