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This thread will be where the chats are archived daily. So it'll post here what you say there.

DUHN DUHN DUHN!!!

Nov 13, 2012 at 1:29 PM - GasBandit: That depends on your definition of "work."
Nov 13, 2012 at 1:55 PM - Krisken: Thanks Emrys!
Nov 13, 2012 at 4:45 PM - Necronic: A wild JCM appears.
Nov 13, 2012 at 5:32 PM - Krisken: He's very effective
Nov 13, 2012 at 6:07 PM - Bowielee: Bowielee uses MasterBall on JCM.
Nov 13, 2012 at 9:58 PM - figmentPez: I'm waiting on vent if anyone wants to chat.
Nov 13, 2012 at 10:40 PM - figmentPez: Meh, giving up on chatting for tonight.
Nov 14, 2012 at 8:55 AM - Dave: Sorry about the crap. I'm upgrading the Shoutbox. There are some small issues.
Nov 14, 2012 at 8:55 AM - Dave: Man! I coulda been on the Vent, too!
Nov 14, 2012 at 9:30 AM - Gusto: Oh man avatars and whatnot.
Nov 14, 2012 at 9:37 AM - Dave: I know, right?
Nov 14, 2012 at 9:38 AM - Officer_Charon: How Thrilling!
Nov 14, 2012 at 9:40 AM - Gusto: It works!

Nov 14, 2012 4:40 AM - figmentPez: Meh, giving up on chatting for tonight.
Nov 14, 2012 2:55 PM - Dave: Sorry about the crap. I'm upgrading the Shoutbox. There are some small issues.
Nov 14, 2012 2:55 PM - Dave: Man! I coulda been on the Vent, too!
Nov 14, 2012 3:30 PM - Gusto: Oh man avatars and whatnot.
Nov 14, 2012 3:37 PM - Dave: I know, right?
Nov 14, 2012 3:38 PM - Officer_Charon: How Thrilling!
Nov 14, 2012 3:40 PM - Gusto: It works!
Nov 14, 2012 3:43 PM - Dave: It better. I paid real money for the upgraded Pro version.
Nov 14, 2012 3:45 PM - Azurephoenix: Holy avatars batman!
Nov 14, 2012 3:46 PM - Azurephoenix: And I can apparently edit and delete my shoutbox posts... interesting
Nov 14, 2012 3:47 PM - figmentPez: Real money? Not bitcoins then, I take it.
Nov 14, 2012 3:50 PM - Officer_Charon: Oh, so nice! Now, if only one could "like" Shoutbox posts...
Nov 14, 2012 3:51 PM - figmentPez: With the archiving, I'm going to have to be more careful about what I say here.
Nov 14, 2012 4:18 PM - Wahad: whoa now
Nov 14, 2012 4:19 PM - Wahad: be away for a few hours and it's innovations all around
Nov 14, 2012 4:19 PM - Wahad: The March of Progress indeed
Nov 14, 2012 4:40 PM - Krisken: We're doomed.
Nov 14, 2012 4:59 PM - Dave: I'm just that kinda guy.
Nov 14, 2012 4:59 PM - Guest: This is a Guest Post test.
Nov 14, 2012 5:00 PM - Dave: Duhn duhn DUHN!
Nov 14, 2012 5:02 PM - Dave: Hopefully we won't see spammers galore. If we do, mods can ban guests.
Nov 14, 2012 8:27 PM - David: Why is the shoutbox notifying me of stienman and Necronic creating new threads?
Nov 14, 2012 8:53 PM - Dave: 'Cause. I could always turn it off if we don't like it.
Nov 14, 2012 8:59 PM - Piotyr: it's a shoutbox, it should be doing so in all caps, really
Nov 14, 2012 9:47 PM - GasBandit: posted a new thread in General: Real Life Pictures of Halforumites I've Stalked.
Nov 14, 2012 10:01 PM - Officer_Charon: Goddamit.... Well-played
Nov 14, 2012 10:03 PM - Dave: Oh, GB, you nut!
Nov 14, 2012 10:23 PM - GasBandit: Muahaha
Nov 14, 2012 10:37 PM - Wahad: since last night was a bust, currently hanging out in Vent for possible chat-times
Nov 14, 2012 11:01 PM - ThatNickGuy: Random question: Is there a single scene from Star Wars (original trilogy) that has NOT been referenced or parodied?
Nov 14, 2012 11:24 PM - HCGLNS: When Aunt Beru talks with Uncle Owen
Nov 14, 2012 11:36 PM - Krisken: Great, now it's a fan-fic sex comic.
Nov 14, 2012 11:47 PM - HCGLNS: Oh Tay Dee!
Nov 15, 2012 12:10 AM - HCGLNS: well that is interesting ...
Nov 15, 2012 1:39 AM - LittleKagsin: Pez and I are on Vent. Come join us if you're bored!
Nov 15, 2012 1:49 AM - LittleKagsin: or wait, it's board now right stienman?

Nov 15, 2012 6:15 AM - Yoshimickster: Walked into a TV today...ow.
Nov 15, 2012 6:27 AM - Krisken: Technology is amazing these days
Nov 15, 2012 9:03 AM - bhamv3: New shoutbox is nifty, Dave remains awesome!
Nov 15, 2012 4:37 PM - stienman: LittleKagsin Indeedley doo.
Nov 15, 2012 5:35 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, Azurephoenix. I hope it's a good one.
Nov 15, 2012 6:42 PM - Adam: Happy Tuesday, Halforumites!
Nov 15, 2012 6:58 PM - Gusto: Tuesday is a state of mind.
Nov 15, 2012 7:24 PM - stienman: Adam You have broken the time zones. Thanks a lot.
Nov 15, 2012 7:25 PM - stienman: Pistachios: NOM NOM NOM NOM
Nov 15, 2012 7:29 PM - stienman: There's a warning on the back of Looney Tunes PLatinum Collection Volume 1.
Nov 15, 2012 7:30 PM - stienman: "[Looney Tunes] is intended for the adult collector, and may not be suitable for children."
Nov 15, 2012 7:30 PM - stienman: It's an adult movie.
Nov 15, 2012 7:42 PM - Azurephoenix: Emrys, you are a goddess amongst men and weasel-kind. Thanks
Nov 15, 2012 8:43 PM - Emrys: Awww, you're such a sweetheart, Azurephoenix. Have you had a good day so far?
Nov 15, 2012 9:09 PM - Azurephoenix: It's been mostly spent cleaning up kid barf and being at work so it has yet to live up to expectations thus far
Nov 15, 2012 9:19 PM - Emrys: I'll bake a special cupcake just for you.
Nov 15, 2012 9:31 PM - Azurephoenix: All hail queen of the doomweasels.
Nov 15, 2012 9:34 PM - Adam: Needs more anonymous!
Nov 15, 2012 9:43 PM - Adam: Needs less anonymous!
Nov 15, 2012 9:54 PM - Emrys: Make up your mind, dammit!
Nov 15, 2012 9:55 PM - Officer_Charon: Needs less mind!
Nov 15, 2012 11:28 PM - Emrys: But more rum.
Nov 15, 2012 11:49 PM - Wahad: Where's the rum gone?
Nov 15, 2012 11:53 PM - Azurephoenix: In my stomach (soon enough anyways)
Nov 16, 2012 1:05 AM - Emrys: Spiced or dark?
Nov 16, 2012 1:28 AM - Azurephoenix: Both!
Nov 16, 2012 1:51 AM - Emrys: One spiced rum birthday cake coming up.
Nov 16, 2012 2:01 AM - Emrys: I'm watching "House on Haunted Hill". Chessy movie but oh, how I luuuuurve Vincent Price. <rawr>
Nov 16, 2012 2:19 AM - PatrThom: Oh man. I loved Masque of the Red Death as a kid.
Nov 16, 2012 3:18 AM - rac3r_x: Edgar Allen Poe + Vincent Price = squeee

Nov 16, 2012 5:57 PM - Bones: a friend and I have a podcast, I think we could use guests for tonight, anyone interested? fire me a PM
Nov 17, 2012 12:31 AM - North_Ranger: Hmm. Interesting.
Nov 17, 2012 1:33 AM - Krisken: You say that now, but later on you'll be like "Pfft, it wasn't that interesting"

Nov 17, 2012 5:47 AM - figmentPez: Blarg, recorded a vlog about Wreck-It Ralph, and the audio is crap.
Nov 17, 2012 8:25 AM - David: I can't seem to record any kind of audio without my computer fan getting majorly picked up.
Nov 17, 2012 10:40 AM - Bowielee: Do you have onboard sound? There could be something wrong with the onboard sound chip that's causing overheating.
Nov 17, 2012 4:03 PM - figmentPez: I had turned on "Beam Forming" to try to reduce background noise, and I think that messed up when I got excited and too loud, or moved around too much.
Nov 17, 2012 7:49 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, Charlie!
Nov 17, 2012 8:30 PM - ThatNickGuy: It's Charlie's birthday today? Let's take him surfing!
Nov 17, 2012 8:30 PM - ThatNickGuy: Oh, wait..
Nov 17, 2012 9:02 PM - filmfanatic: Happy birthday, Charlie!
Nov 18, 2012 12:18 AM - Krisken: Happy birthday Charlie, here's hoping you see a movie you enjoy

Nov 18, 2012 at 12:46 AM - FnordBear: I am constantly amazed at the places I can store a hooker once I cut off her arms and legs.
Nov 18, 2012 at 10:38 AM - Bones: so i just got a wii-u...i feel rather lucky and silly
Nov 18, 2012 at 6:37 PM - CrimsonSoul: The target where I'm at has 3 Wii U's I wish I could have bought them they go for a 150 profit on ebay

Nov 20, 2012 at 12:06 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, KCWM and Just Me. Even though you share a birthday, you don't have to share cake. I'll make a special one for each of you. I hope you have a great day.

Nov 21, 2012 1:27 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, Squidleybits. I hope your day is as special as you are.

What, I use the ShoutBox and no one else does? Do I have cooties?

Nov 22, 2012 4:51 PM - blotsfan: Hey emrys. Don't feel alone
Nov 22, 2012 6:14 PM - Emrys: <sniff>
Nov 23, 2012 12:47 AM - Emrys: Did everyone have either a great Thanksgiving or a great Thursday?
Nov 23, 2012 12:51 AM - North_Ranger: I had my friends over for a Pathfinder game. I would say today was a pretty good day.
Nov 23, 2012 12:52 AM - Emrys: Yay!
Nov 23, 2012 1:25 AM - North_Ranger: Damn you, Shoutbox! It is not Tuesday!
Nov 23, 2012 1:28 AM - figmentPez: Go home shoutbox, you're drunk.
Nov 23, 2012 1:31 AM - Emrys: Maybe you should look for Tuesday in your heart. Or behind the couch. My doomweasels tend to drag things there.

Nov 23, 2012 4:44 AM - BErt: Don't listen to them, shoutbox, it's always Tuesday somewhere.
Nov 23, 2012 7:02 AM - bhamv3: I do all these favors for my female friends, and not one single one of them has offered to sleep with me out of gratitude! This world is messed up!
Nov 23, 2012 10:42 AM - Emrys: Poor bhamv3. I'll buy you a girlfriend.
Nov 23, 2012 10:46 AM - Emrys: It's not even 5am. Why am I awake? This sucks.
Nov 23, 2012 11:25 AM - Officer_Charon: I'm awake because I'm hunting dirties. Kekekekeke
Nov 23, 2012 6:09 PM - Emrys: Officer_Charon, you are my hero.
Nov 23, 2012 6:51 PM - LittleKagsin: I'm stuck at work and have no way home for over an hour....so. bored.
Nov 23, 2012 8:00 PM - Krisken: Waiting on a package from Post Office, check status- "Delivered". Check outside, nothing. Well played, PO.
Nov 24, 2012 12:03 AM - ThatNickGuy: Post office: minor troll.

Nov 24, 2012 11:39 PM - Krisken: The delivery guy came back 20 minutes later to deliver the package. No wonder those guys are losing money
Nov 24, 2012 11:54 PM - Gusto: Gusto likes this post!

Nov 26, 2012 8:55 PM - Krisken: And I just got my Kindle Fire HD. This should be fun
Nov 26, 2012 9:29 PM - Allen who is Quiet:
Nov 26, 2012 9:30 PM - Krisken: Working up the nerve to take a test i think I'm going to fail. Le sigh.
Nov 26, 2012 9:32 PM - Allen who is Quiet: is it a friendship test? Because the people who fail those are the ones who administer them
Nov 26, 2012 9:33 PM - Krisken: No, it's an Accounting test, 60 questions in 30 minutes
Nov 26, 2012 9:34 PM - Krisken: And after that, the Trig test
Nov 26, 2012 10:07 PM - Krisken: Accounting test done. Worried over nothing, got a 91%
Nov 26, 2012 10:31 PM - Azurephoenix: Well played Krisken... well played
Nov 26, 2012 10:35 PM - Krisken: Thanks! Now for the horrid math test.
Nov 26, 2012 11:13 PM - David: if you got 55 out of 60, your score should have been 91.666%. Somebody gipped you out of a repeated .6!
Nov 26, 2012 11:31 PM - Krisken: Heh, at this point, I don't care. I'm just glad it's the last 'test' I have to take for the class
Nov 26, 2012 11:31 PM - Krisken: The math test, not so hot but at least I passed.
Nov 27, 2012 12:11 AM - ncts_dodge_man: Sometimes passing with a "D" for DONE
Nov 27, 2012 12:12 AM - ncts_dodge_man: ack - hit enter before finshing - DONE is all that matters
Nov 27, 2012 12:36 AM - Krisken: Well, it was an 82%, which is a C in the class

Lol, somehow I didn't see Allen's response. Nice!

I love this thing. I'm currently downloading episodes of Radiolab to play during my paper route. I shall never be bored again.

Nov 27, 2012 4:04 PM - ncts_dodge_man: C for complete?
Nov 27, 2012 7:59 PM - Krisken: Sadly, no. Still 2 more weeks left
Nov 27, 2012 11:33 PM - stienman: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Nov 28, 2012 12:01 AM - North_Ranger: Damn moonspeak!

Nov 29, 2012 12:08 AM - stienman: MORE SHOUTING. LESS BOXING.
Nov 29, 2012 3:21 AM - bhamv3: Overly attached girlfriend is actually really hot.

Nov 29, 2012 8:02 AM - David: I concur with this statement.
Nov 29, 2012 10:02 AM - stienman: Protip: If your teeth are chattering uncontrollably due to cold weather, do not attempt to stop them using your tongue.
Nov 29, 2012 10:19 PM - Guest: hmm...

Dec 1, 2012 at 4:28 AM - Krisken: I am of the opinion Ricky Gervais is on twitter just to troll religious people
Dec 1, 2012 at 10:34 AM - Null: Krisken, you don't need the words "on twitter" or "religious" in that sentence, really.
Dec 1, 2012 at 12:42 PM - Wahad: but ''Ricky Gervais is just to troll people'' is not correct grammar! ):

Dec 2, 2012 5:26 AM - Krisken: Exactly, Wahad.
Dec 2, 2012 5:39 PM - HCGLNS: I'd say Ricky is just farming for materials.

Dec 3, 2012 7:36 PM - Guest: Ricky Gervias is - that is, he exists - just to troll people. That is his sole purpose. Therefore, he is just to troll people.
Dec 4, 2012 1:43 AM - bhamv3: I have decided that painkillers are the most wonderful invention in the history of inventions.

Dec 4, 2012 5:41 AM - Krisken: Want a laugh? Check out World Net Daily.
Dec 5, 2012 12:47 AM - Dave: The site will be shutting down in about 15 minutes for maintenance.
Dec 5, 2012 12:55 AM - Dave:
Dec 5, 2012 1:35 AM - Dave: And we're BAAACK!

Dec 5, 2012 12:04 PM - Frank: HOT STOCK TIP! Invest everything in THQ.
Dec 5, 2012 7:17 PM - Dave: I think we can count the Stock Market as a success.
Dec 5, 2012 8:04 PM - stienman: If success is measured by how many terrible posts I've made today just for the sake of some HB, then yes, we have achieved a new high.
Dec 5, 2012 8:27 PM - Dave: Activity is activity. Fun is fun.
Dec 5, 2012 8:36 PM - stienman: I do like the stock leaderboard. Wish I was closer to the top, though.
Dec 5, 2012 9:14 PM - Krisken: I didn't even notice the stock thingie.
Dec 5, 2012 10:31 PM - stienman: Ooh, if I dump my bad stocks, I may lose money, but I still go up on the leaderboard! Nice. At the end of the day I can make my books look really, really good.
Dec 5, 2012 10:59 PM - Dave: How very ENRON of you.

Dec 8, 2012 5:39 PM - Cheesy1: Is the user male?
Dec 8, 2012 5:41 PM - Chad Sexington: Oh oops I posted my question in the thread because I can't read good. Is the user trading in our fake stock market?
Dec 8, 2012 5:46 PM - Dave: I'll answer both of your questions in about 15 minutes.
Dec 8, 2012 5:47 PM - Chad Sexington: OMFG the anxiety. This must be what stienman felt like while waiting for the birth of his son. It is undoubtedly directly comparable.
Dec 8, 2012 5:49 PM - Dave: It's exactly like that.
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Wahad: Also, you chumps should get in Vent
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Wahad: Ain't no party like a Vent party
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Chad Sexington: I... I don't know how
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Dave: Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Wahad: There's information in the vent thread
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Chad Sexington:
Dec 8, 2012 5:51 PM - Wahad: in General
Dec 8, 2012 5:53 PM - Dave: You got a microphone? You download a program called Ventrilo and then log in to our server. Then talk.
Dec 8, 2012 5:53 PM - Chad Sexington: Downlooooadingggggg
Dec 8, 2012 5:58 PM - Dave: Vent server information: https://www.halforums.com/threads/ventrilo-server-information.24696/
Dec 8, 2012 5:59 PM - Dave: 1 Minute!
Dec 8, 2012 6:00 PM - Dave: First answers: Cheesy1 - Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 6:01 PM - Dave: Chad Sexington - No.
Dec 8, 2012 6:01 PM - BErt: no mic
Dec 8, 2012 6:01 PM - Dave: Wahad: Does the user have 1000+ posts? No.
Dec 8, 2012 6:02 PM - Dave: You can ask questions here, BErt. Also, if you download Vent you can listen in even if you can't talk to us.
Dec 8, 2012 6:02 PM - Wahad: I will be maintaining the answer post in the thread - check back there occasionally!
Dec 8, 2012 6:03 PM - Dave: Only 3 questions to start? *grumble*
Dec 8, 2012 6:03 PM - Chad Sexington: So I'm setting up Vent... I only have a webcam/mic setup, will that go? I guess I'll find out momentarily
Dec 8, 2012 6:04 PM - Dave: You should be okay.
Dec 8, 2012 6:04 PM - Chad Sexington: Cool. Coolcoolcool.
Dec 8, 2012 6:04 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon: Is the user in North America? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 6:08 PM - BErt: Is the PLACE in North America?
Dec 8, 2012 6:08 PM - Dave: BErt - No.
Dec 8, 2012 6:15 PM - Dave: Fuck it. Let's have a second round of questions.
Dec 8, 2012 6:15 PM - Dave: Early bird bonus.
Dec 8, 2012 6:19 PM - Dave: Wahad: Is the item hidden in the Southern Hemisphere? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 6:21 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon - Is the item hidden on a major continent? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 6:26 PM - Dave: Chad Sexington: Is the place NORTH of the Tropic of Capricorn? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 6:26 PM - Dave: I had to look that up.
Dec 8, 2012 6:26 PM - BErt: Is the item hidden in a country that begins with the letter A?
Dec 8, 2012 6:27 PM - BErt: Oop. Didn't see the last clue
Dec 8, 2012 6:27 PM - Dave: BErt - No.
Dec 8, 2012 6:29 PM - Dave: Just added a prize - a $25 gift card to Amazon.
Dec 8, 2012 6:32 PM - Dave: North_Ranger: Is the user Canadian? No.
Dec 8, 2012 6:36 PM - Chad Sexington: The HalBucks! They shall be mine! MINE
Dec 8, 2012 6:39 PM - HCGLNS: Is the item located in the
Dec 8, 2012 6:39 PM - HCGLNS: Western Hemisphere?
Dec 8, 2012 6:40 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - No.
Dec 8, 2012 6:40 PM - HCGLNS: Dun dun dun!
Dec 8, 2012 6:40 PM - HCGLNS: Do the Dallas Cowboys suck?
Dec 8, 2012 6:42 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - No, you fucker.
Dec 8, 2012 6:42 PM - HCGLNS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&v=IDtdQ8bTvRc
Dec 8, 2012 6:42 PM - Dave: I'd have banned you from the Shoutbox as a joke for that, but it's a pain in the ass to UNban people so I didn't.
Dec 8, 2012 6:44 PM - Dave: @HGGLNS - The place IS in that song.
Dec 8, 2012 6:49 PM - stienman: Is the item a newborn baby?
Dec 8, 2012 6:49 PM - stienman:
Dec 8, 2012 6:50 PM - Dave: Ha! stienman - No. Nor is it sleep.
Dec 8, 2012 6:51 PM - Dave: 10 minutes remaining for your first question!
Dec 8, 2012 6:53 PM - Dave: Have you decided on a name yet?
Dec 8, 2012 6:56 PM - MindDetective: Does the item have any plastic components?
Dec 8, 2012 6:57 PM - Dave: MindDetective - No. In some cases yes, but not in the case of this specific item.
Dec 8, 2012 7:00 PM - Dave: Round 2.5 - GO!
Dec 8, 2012 7:03 PM - Dave: Wahad - Is the item located in the country of Indonesia? No.
Dec 8, 2012 7:04 PM - Dave: Remember, it's on a major continent. North of the Tropic of Capricorn and south of the Equator.
Dec 8, 2012 7:06 PM - MindDetective: oooo....
Dec 8, 2012 7:07 PM - Dave: Chad Sexington - Is the LAST letter of the country an "A"? - No.
Dec 8, 2012 7:08 PM - MindDetective: How zoomed in does the screenshot need to be?
Dec 8, 2012 7:08 PM - MindDetective: I hope that doesn't count for my question!
Dec 8, 2012 7:08 PM - Wahad: very zoomed in
Dec 8, 2012 7:08 PM - Wahad: as far as possible while still being distinct
Dec 8, 2012 7:09 PM - Wahad: (to wit, the location in the first contest was a /boat/)
Dec 8, 2012 7:09 PM - Dave: It doesn't. At least 5 miles.
Dec 8, 2012 7:09 PM - Dave: This time you can be zoomed out a bit more.
Dec 8, 2012 7:09 PM - Dave: A boat WEST of Acapulco.
Dec 8, 2012 7:09 PM - MindDetective: Could the item be classified as a utensil or tool?
Dec 8, 2012 7:10 PM - HCGLNS: Is the item located in the continent of Africa?
Dec 8, 2012 7:10 PM - Dave: MindDetective - No.
Dec 8, 2012 7:10 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 7:10 PM - HCGLNS: Rooby rooby roo!
Dec 8, 2012 7:11 PM - Dave: It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you!
Dec 8, 2012 7:11 PM - Wahad: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doooo~
Dec 8, 2012 7:11 PM - Dave: Now I'm listening to that song.
Dec 8, 2012 7:11 PM - Dave:
Dec 8, 2012 7:11 PM - Chad Sexington: I bless the rains down in Africa
Dec 8, 2012 7:12 PM - Dave: Hurry, boy! It's waiting there for you!
Dec 8, 2012 7:14 PM - HCGLNS: Are you willing to clarify your previous answers? As there are many countries in that region that are both above and below the Tropic of Capricorn and some in both the Northern and Southern Hemisphere.
Dec 8, 2012 7:15 PM - Dave: Whether the country spans multiple locations doesn't matter. The place in question fits the criteria.
Dec 8, 2012 7:16 PM - MindDetective: Need more questions about the item...
Dec 8, 2012 7:17 PM - Wahad: we'll get there eventually MD
Dec 8, 2012 7:17 PM - Wahad: we need more questions about everything right now, really
Dec 8, 2012 7:17 PM - Wahad: the night is still young
Dec 8, 2012 7:17 PM - Dave: -heh-
Dec 8, 2012 7:17 PM - Dave: More people = more questions.
Dec 8, 2012 7:18 PM - MindDetective: I don't. I think I just need questions about the item!
Dec 8, 2012 7:19 PM - MindDetective: I'm not sure I can get the map down to 5 miles yet, though.
Dec 8, 2012 7:20 PM - HCGLNS: Well it's down to 2 countries now.
Dec 8, 2012 7:20 PM - Wahad: 2?
Dec 8, 2012 7:20 PM - Wahad: I have six
Dec 8, 2012 7:20 PM - Chad Sexington: I have eight! Dammit!
Dec 8, 2012 7:20 PM - Dave: 2?
Dec 8, 2012 7:21 PM - HCGLNS:
Dec 8, 2012 7:21 PM - BErt: Is the item something commonly found In a home?
Dec 8, 2012 7:22 PM - Chad Sexington: Dammit Huggles! HOW DO YOU DO THIS
Dec 8, 2012 7:22 PM - Dave: BErt - Maybe. I'll say yes, but it really depends on the occupants of the house.
Dec 8, 2012 7:22 PM - Wahad: No seriously how - with the questions provided I can not see how you can narrow it down to two without guess work
Dec 8, 2012 7:23 PM - Dave: It's a common thing in MY house.
Dec 8, 2012 7:28 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon - Does the country end in "E"? - No.
Dec 8, 2012 7:29 PM - BErt: I think the item is an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle...Dave is always talking about how he has one of those
Dec 8, 2012 7:30 PM - Dave: My son does. We got him one for Christmas a few years ago.
Dec 8, 2012 7:30 PM - Dave:
Dec 8, 2012 7:33 PM - Chad Sexington: I'ma go make a cappuccino and hopefully have some kind of eureka moment... Come back and make myself $10 000 in fakemonies richer. And then lose it all! BWAHAHA GENIUS
Dec 8, 2012 7:34 PM - HCGLNS: I steal Chad's Halbucks.
Dec 8, 2012 7:35 PM - Dave: Bonus clue! The location this year is not a man-made location or structure. INstead, it's something I saw on Google maps/earth that looked cool.
Dec 8, 2012 7:36 PM - Dave:
Dec 8, 2012 7:41 PM - Chad Sexington: NO HUGGLES. NOOOOO
Dec 8, 2012 7:43 PM - BErt: HUGGLES STAHP
Dec 8, 2012 7:44 PM - HCGLNS:
Dec 8, 2012 7:47 PM - Dave: Early bird bonus! Hour #3.5 starts...NOW!
Dec 8, 2012 7:48 PM - Dave: Chad Sexington - Is the phenomenon (place) caused by water? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 7:51 PM - Dave: Wahad - Does the user have more than 500 posts? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 7:51 PM - BErt: Is the item smaller than a toaster?
Dec 8, 2012 7:51 PM - Dave: Um...
Dec 8, 2012 7:52 PM - Dave: Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 7:52 PM - BErt: Woohoo!
Dec 8, 2012 7:52 PM - Dave: But you wouldn't quite measure them the same way.
Dec 8, 2012 7:53 PM - BErt: Aw dang
Dec 8, 2012 7:54 PM - Dave: Don't worry, BErt. My answers can be like that. A toaster is basically a box. This object isn't remotely box-like.
Dec 8, 2012 7:59 PM - Dave: I turned the Member List Manager back on for a bit so you can check out the user a bit easier. I'll turn it off once the contest is over.
Dec 8, 2012 8:00 PM - Officer_Charon: No kow-towing to the bleatings and mewlings of the barnyard creatures, Dave!
Dec 8, 2012 8:00 PM - Wahad: Rude.
Dec 8, 2012 8:00 PM - Dave: You realize that's the perfect opening for a mom joke, right?
Dec 8, 2012 8:02 PM - Officer_Charon: Your MOM'S a perfect opening
Dec 8, 2012 8:02 PM - Dave: And here I never took the shot. Next time I'm lettin git fly.
Dec 8, 2012 8:04 PM - HCGLNS: Is one of the official languages of the country French?
Dec 8, 2012 8:04 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon - Do I look gay sitting in my cop car? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 8:05 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - Oui.
Dec 8, 2012 8:06 PM - Dave: (Had to look it up.)
Dec 8, 2012 8:06 PM - HCGLNS: heh, I knew where it was 8 questions ago, I just like making you look stuff up
Dec 8, 2012 8:07 PM - Dave: Riiight. Send me a screen print, chuckles!
Dec 8, 2012 8:07 PM - Chad Sexington: Je vais te tuer, Huggles. Je veux de l'argent!
Dec 8, 2012 8:09 PM - Dave: Look at Chad Sexington talking some merde!
Dec 8, 2012 8:12 PM - Dave: I will now answer up to 10 questions about the LOCATION...or until someone sends me a screen shot with the correct place, whichever comes first.
Dec 8, 2012 8:13 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon - Is the ITEM found in your kitchen? Yes. Actually, it can be found anywhere in your house.
Dec 8, 2012 8:14 PM - Dave: Place question #1: Is the place in a lake? No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:20 PM - Dave: Did I mention that the free 10 questions can be from anyone and they do NOT count as your hourly question?
Dec 8, 2012 8:22 PM - Dave: Place Question #2: Is the place within 25 miles of a border? No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:23 PM - HCGLNS: Is homosexuality deemed a crime in this country?
Dec 8, 2012 8:23 PM - Dave: Place Question #3: Is it within 25 miles of a city? No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:23 PM - Dave: I hate you, Hugh. Hold on.
Dec 8, 2012 8:25 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:27 PM - Dave: And that was Place question #4.
Dec 8, 2012 8:28 PM - Dave: That was a better question than I intially gave you credit for, Hugh.
Dec 8, 2012 8:32 PM - Dave: Next questions are being taken now. Don't everyone talk at once.
Dec 8, 2012 8:33 PM - HCGLNS: Well Burundi is in the region, has French as an official language and has outlawed homosexuality, so I thought it was apt.
Dec 8, 2012 8:33 PM - Dave: Wahad - Does the country's name end in a vowel? Yup.
Dec 8, 2012 8:34 PM - Dave: But they know how to make hats in Burundi.
Dec 8, 2012 8:35 PM - Dave: That was place question #5, by the way.
Dec 8, 2012 8:35 PM - Dave: Place question #6: Is it in the Democratic Republic of Congo? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 8:36 PM - Wahad: I feel so incompetent compared to huggles
Dec 8, 2012 8:37 PM - BErt: Is the place in a national park?
Dec 8, 2012 8:38 PM - Dave: Wahad's hourly question: Does the user have more than 700 posts? No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:38 PM - Dave: Hang on, BErt.
Dec 8, 2012 8:39 PM - Dave: BErt: No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:39 PM - Dave: And that's Place question #7 and doesn't count towards BErt's hourly tally.
Dec 8, 2012 8:40 PM - BErt: Has the user been active this month?
Dec 8, 2012 8:40 PM - HCGLNS: Is the item a toy?
Dec 8, 2012 8:41 PM - Dave: BErt - No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:41 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 8:49 PM - Dave: Place question #8 - Is the item hidden in the southern half of the country? No.
Dec 8, 2012 8:56 PM - Dave: Place question #9: Is the place to the East of the 24th meridian (vertical line, sorry if the terminology is incorrect!)? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 8:58 PM - MindDetective: Is it in the province of Equateur?
Dec 8, 2012 8:58 PM - BErt: Finally trying to go through a list...I expected there to be less users at this point.
Dec 8, 2012 8:59 PM - BErt: It's certainly possible that I missed something or that I'm stupid
Dec 8, 2012 8:59 PM - Dave: Province of Equateur? Son of a-! I don't know. Hold on.
Dec 8, 2012 8:59 PM - Dave: As that is WEST of the 24th meridian, MD, I'll give you another question.
Dec 8, 2012 9:00 PM - MindDetective: oh oops
Dec 8, 2012 9:00 PM - MindDetective: let's say the province of Orientale
Dec 8, 2012 9:00 PM - HCGLNS: The best part of this game is making Dave learn.
Dec 8, 2012 9:01 PM - Dave: Shut up.
Dec 8, 2012 9:01 PM - MindDetective: *brofist*
Dec 8, 2012 9:01 PM - HCGLNS: Say Dave, what is money made out of again?
Dec 8, 2012 9:02 PM - Dave: @MD - Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 9:02 PM - Dave: And that's the last free Place question.
Dec 8, 2012 9:03 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - Depends on the place and denomination.
Dec 8, 2012 9:08 PM - MindDetective: Is the item within 100 miles of Lake Edward? (this is my question for the hour)
Dec 8, 2012 9:08 PM - Dave: Let me check.
Dec 8, 2012 9:11 PM - Dave: @MD - No, but I had to measure.
Dec 8, 2012 9:11 PM - BErt: Does the user have a name that begins with a letter of the alphabet before J?
Dec 8, 2012 9:13 PM - HCGLNS: I'll burn a question for the group, is it Boyoma Falls?
Dec 8, 2012 9:13 PM - HCGLNS: Is there a method of liking BErt's question?
Dec 8, 2012 9:13 PM - Wahad: You can like my official answer post once I update it to include BErt's question
Dec 8, 2012 9:14 PM - Dave: BErt - No.
Dec 8, 2012 9:14 PM - Dave: HCGLNS - No.
Dec 8, 2012 9:15 PM - BErt: Lol
Dec 8, 2012 9:16 PM - Dave: Big hint here. Is the phenomenon CAUSED by water? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 9:18 PM - Dave: Wahad has the place.
Dec 8, 2012 9:19 PM - Dave: Clock is ticking. Tick Tock. Tick Tock.
Dec 8, 2012 9:20 PM - BErt: Oh snap
Dec 8, 2012 9:23 PM - Dave: Wahad - Does the user have 7 letters in their name? Yes.
Dec 8, 2012 9:24 PM - Wahad: Down to three
Dec 8, 2012 9:24 PM - Wahad: You will not beat me so easily, mr. Huggles!
Dec 8, 2012 9:24 PM - HCGLNS: 2
Dec 8, 2012 9:25 PM - Dave: It's a race to the finish!
Dec 8, 2012 9:26 PM - Dave: IN 5 minutes I will be opening the questions to a lot more. I plan on being done by 4 CST, which is in almost 1/2 hour.
Dec 8, 2012 9:26 PM - HCGLNS: Booo! I want to drag this out over a week like last year.
Dec 8, 2012 9:27 PM - Dave: I'm starting to get a headache. If nobody has the answers by 4 I will be doing the rest in the thread. Like last year.
Dec 8, 2012 9:28 PM - Wahad: Challenge accepted.
Dec 8, 2012 9:29 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon has the user.
Dec 8, 2012 9:30 PM - Dave: At this time, each person can have a question about the user and the object. If you send me a confirmation of the user, you can have 2 guesses about the item. (or place if you don't have that yet.)
Dec 8, 2012 9:31 PM - Dave: Wahad has the place AND person.
Dec 8, 2012 9:33 PM - BErt: I'm now selling questions to wahad in exchange for Halbucks
Dec 8, 2012 9:33 PM - Dave: Wahad - Is the item marketed at kids under the age of 12? - No.
Dec 8, 2012 9:34 PM - Wahad: How much
Dec 8, 2012 9:36 PM - Wahad: Doess 500 per question sound okay?
Dec 8, 2012 9:38 PM - Dave: Wahad - Is the item mostly made of metal? No.
Dec 8, 2012 9:42 PM - HCGLNS: Do you, Dave Nihsen, hate what the image icon of the person in question was taken from?
Dec 8, 2012 9:43 PM - BErt: Is the item part of a major franchise?
Dec 8, 2012 9:43 PM - Dave: Uh...Let me look. That assumes I know.
Dec 8, 2012 9:44 PM - Dave: I don't know what the avatar is from.
Dec 8, 2012 9:44 PM - Dave: I have an idea but I can't be 100% certain.
Dec 8, 2012 9:44 PM - Dave: BErt - What do you mean by that? Can I get an example?
Dec 8, 2012 9:46 PM - Wahad: Since it's a question I paid for, I shall clarify; - A major franchise is things like MLP or Disney movies or GI Joe or things like that
Dec 8, 2012 9:47 PM - Dave: Ah. Then no.
Dec 8, 2012 9:51 PM - Dave: Officer_Charon: Does the item make noise? No.
Dec 8, 2012 9:51 PM - Dave: 10 minutes.
Dec 8, 2012 9:52 PM - HCGLNS: We should do the clock game from price is right
Dec 8, 2012 9:54 PM - Dave: tick tock.
Dec 8, 2012 9:55 PM - BErt: Is the item a single thing? i.e. are there multiple, loose components?
Dec 8, 2012 9:55 PM - HCGLNS: If you are flying your mount in WOW and end up timing out on the server, are you flying when you log back in?
Dec 8, 2012 9:55 PM - Wahad: Not helping, huggles
Dec 8, 2012 9:55 PM - Wahad: ):
Dec 8, 2012 9:56 PM - Dave: BErt - Hard to answer. It's a single item made up of a lot of things.
Dec 8, 2012 9:56 PM - Dave: And yes, you are still flying when you log back in
Dec 8, 2012 10:00 PM - Dave: Okay, questions can now be asked exclusively in the contest thread. 1 question per person per DAY until we get a winner.
Dec 8, 2012 10:06 PM - Dave: I'm heading out for a night with the wife. I'll check back in a while.
Dec 8, 2012 10:11 PM - Wahad: BErt, I paid you the money for the questions.
Dec 8, 2012 10:13 PM - BErt: Aww yiss

Dec 9, 2012 at 9:35 AM - blotsfan: is the contest still going on?
Dec 9, 2012 at 10:18 AM - Officer_Charon: Yeah...
Dec 9, 2012 at 10:23 AM - blotsfan: nice
Dec 9, 2012 at 10:24 AM - blotsfan: looks like a harder one than last year

Dec 12, 2012 1:23 AM - bhamv3: I'm just going to get it out of the way now, a few hours early. Happy 12:12 on 12/12/12!

Dec 13, 2012 4:41 AM - DarkAudit: Crimson Battalion! Where is everybody?
Dec 13, 2012 8:57 PM - Krisken: Anyone catch last nights asteroid shower?
Dec 13, 2012 9:59 PM - David: I saw a meteorite the other day not even realizing there was supposed to be one. Was pretty cool.
Dec 13, 2012 10:02 PM - Krisken: The meteor shower reaches its height tonight. Should be near Orion (in the west)
Dec 14, 2012 12:59 AM - HCGLNS: Why does the shoutbos think it is tuesday?
Dec 14, 2012 2:12 AM - David: Go home, Shoutbox. You're drunk.

Dec 14, 2012 8:56 PM - Emrys: Prayers to the children and families in Connecticut. Hugs to all of you.
Dec 14, 2012 9:22 PM - Krisken: Indeed, Emrys.
Dec 15, 2012 2:53 AM - BananaHands: Guys, this forum is too sexy. I need some of you to leave before we break the internet.

Dec 14, 2012 at 10:36 PM - figmentPez: Definitely not my fault, so it's not my problem.
Dec 15, 2012 at 11:35 AM - Wahad: what do you mean, ''leave''? did you not get the memo about moving forward with Plan Sexiness Singularity?
Dec 15, 2012 at 5:10 PM - Quotemander Prime: I'm sorry. I've tried to stop, but I can't.

Dec 19, 2012 1:34 AM - ThatNickGuy: Hurm. Can't sleep.
Dec 19, 2012 2:06 AM - bhamv3: Are there hungry clowns in the vicinity?
Dec 19, 2012 2:51 AM - Krisken: They're everywhere

Dec 19, 2012 9:35 PM - Guest: So many YouTube videos I could post in regards to that comment, Krisken.

Dec 20, 2012 4:47 AM - PatrThom: That was me as Guest, didn't know I wasn't logged in.
Dec 20, 2012 11:02 AM - Kovac: 1 minute into 21/12/12. Looking good so far...
Dec 20, 2012 1:16 PM - FnordBear: I could set something on fire if that helps.
Dec 20, 2012 9:19 PM - Krisken: The Mayans predicted our snow, I'm sure of it.

Dec 21, 2012 7:08 AM - bhamv3: I am in the northern hemisphere. It is December. It is 26 degrees celcius (78.8 farenheit) right now. Stupid global warming.
Dec 21, 2012 8:43 AM - Terrik: I hate you Bhamv
Dec 21, 2012 9:21 AM - WasabiPoptart: Temps here in HI are about the same. Except right now it's 22 C at 11:20 pm.
Dec 21, 2012 10:15 AM - David: I'm really hungry... but my dad gets angry when I wake him up using the kitchen this time of night.
Dec 21, 2012 11:35 AM - Terrik: It's about 3*C here and raining. Do I care that it's cold? A little, but I can deal. But if it's going to be cold, it better snow--but NOPE.
Dec 21, 2012 12:33 PM - stienman: You can't use the kitchen quietly? What are you making?
Dec 21, 2012 4:56 PM - Wahad: Maybe his kitchen vent is just really loud?
Dec 22, 2012 12:51 AM - David: Lately he seems to complain about the noise if I so much as enter, open and close the fridge, and leave
Dec 22, 2012 12:55 AM - David: Not like I'm slamming it or anything

Dec 22, 2012 10:06 PM - Allen who is Quiet: David, just come on and slam if you're making toast with jam.

Dec 23, 2012 3:33 PM - Covar: I really want an autonomous car.
Dec 23, 2012 3:34 PM - Covar: Maybe I'll write a letter to my state senator, asking to consider legislation enabling it.
Dec 23, 2012 8:31 PM - Krisken: Ouch. Even ass a GB Packer fan I am starting to feel sorry for the Titans.
Dec 24, 2012 3:20 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Heheh, "even ass"
Dec 24, 2012 3:37 AM - Krisken: I'm debating if that was a typo or Freudian slip.

Dec 24, 2012 3:27 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, Bubble181. A cooler owl I have never know.
Dec 24, 2012 7:27 PM - David: Are Skyrim: Dawnguard or Hearthfire worth it for their current sale prices? ($10 and 2.50, respectively)
Dec 24, 2012 7:39 PM - Krisken: Eh. Dawnguard was fun, but only brought me back to the game for a short while. It depends how much you plan to play the game I guess
Dec 25, 2012 1:57 AM - bhamv3: I'm waiting for the inevitable GotY version to be released. Speaking of which, Bethesda hurry up with the GotY version!

Dec 25, 2012 1:59 PM - bhamv3: Gah, I need to learn to stop getting into online debates with people who have positions so entrenched they might as well be trees. It's left me raging at the keyboard and I think I've developed at least three new ulcers.
Dec 25, 2012 6:13 PM - Emrys: Console yourself with a scone and minced reindeer.
Dec 25, 2012 6:32 PM - Krisken: bhamv3, you'd be one of the few who learned that lesson, and I'm including myself in those who occasionally forgets it from time to time.

Dec 27, 2012 10:07 AM - Guest: Hi guys
Dec 27, 2012 10:19 AM - bhamv3: Welcome monsieur, sit yourself down
Dec 27, 2012 12:53 PM - Bubble181: and meet the best inn-keeper in town....*dweedeldedeee*
Dec 27, 2012 2:52 PM - stienman: as for the rest, all of 'em crooks
Dec 27, 2012 9:36 PM - Adam: Rooking the guests and cooking the books
Dec 27, 2012 11:26 PM - bhamv3: Seldom do you see
Dec 27, 2012 11:56 PM - Squidleybits: Honest folks like meeeee

Dec 28, 2012 5:06 AM - DarkAudit: A gent of good intent who's content to be
Dec 28, 2012 8:10 AM - David: Didn't this originate on halforums or am I confused with a different owl picture? http://9gag.com/gag/6164536
Dec 28, 2012 8:13 AM - redthirtyone: yup - HF prime
Dec 28, 2012 11:03 AM - Bubble181: Yup. Wasn't it Charon who posted that picture? I do'nt remember, someone rescued an owl anyway, and it wasn't me
Dec 28, 2012 4:53 PM - Officer_Charon: I didn't post that, but I'm glad that I've been here long enough to start being associated with forum memes. *grins*
Dec 28, 2012 6:12 PM - Gusto: Achievement unlocked...?
Dec 28, 2012 6:34 PM - Adam: One of us! One of us!
Dec 29, 2012 12:49 AM - Krisken: You poor bastard.
Dec 29, 2012 1:13 AM - ThatNickGuy: http://www.the-gutters.com/comic/210-dave-lanphear
Dec 29, 2012 1:13 AM - ThatNickGuy: KIRKMAN!!
Dec 29, 2012 1:15 AM - Officer_Charon:
Dec 29, 2012 1:17 AM - ThatNickGuy:
Dec 29, 2012 1:44 AM - Bones: wow...thats pretty crazy

Dec 29, 2012 3:44 PM - General Specific: The problem with internet quotations is that it is hard to verify their authenticity. -- Abraham Lincoln
Dec 29, 2012 8:08 PM - Krisken: Fuck this shit, I can do better as a solo artist! -Art Garfunkle
Dec 30, 2012 1:43 AM - Timmus: Bad luck Art Garfunkle

Dec 30, 2012 at 7:16 PM - Bubble181: Hey Dave , if you read this, could you look at my porfolio? It seems to have gone the way of Netscape

Dec 31, 2012 5:04 AM - Dave: I will now.
Dec 31, 2012 5:07 AM - Dave: Sent error to devs. Do you remember what stock you last purchased?
Dec 31, 2012 3:10 PM - Bubble181: Definitely a European one...I think one of the German issues. Thanks, but it's still borked, by the way: I *clearly* remember having 10x as much money ;-P
Dec 31, 2012 3:12 PM - Bubble181: Probably unrelated: was THQ delisted due to bankruptcy or is it strange that it's gone?
Dec 31, 2012 3:23 PM - Bubble181: I really should learn to read the thre
Dec 31, 2012 3:24 PM - Bubble181: -ad before writing here Nevermind! Thanks, and have a nice new year's eve followed by a better new year!
Dec 31, 2012 7:31 PM - Emrys: I bought my mom a new laptop for her birthday and am taking it out for a spin. Wheeeee!
Dec 31, 2012 11:16 PM - Wahad: Happy not-yet-drunk new year from GMT+1!

Jan 1, 2013 6:01 AM - Krisken: Happy new year from the midwest folks!

Jan 2, 2013 6:25 AM - CrimsonSoul: I bought myself RPG Maker off steam for christmas. Now to make a game!
Jan 2, 2013 6:56 AM - bhamv3: I thought about getting RPG maker, but I just know I'll end up making nothing but H-games.
Jan 2, 2013 10:49 AM - FnordBear: You say that like it is a bad thing.
Jan 2, 2013 5:24 PM - CrimsonSoul: H-games?
Jan 2, 2013 5:49 PM - CrimsonSoul: Sigh. Why did I google that.
Jan 2, 2013 6:34 PM - Azurephoenix: And why did I google it after you did...
Jan 2, 2013 7:53 PM - Allen who is Quiet: They are games that teach you about the letter H. Now there is no need to google them.
Jan 2, 2013 7:58 PM - CrimsonSoul: THE ALLEN IS A LIE!
Jan 2, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman:
Jan 2, 2013 9:59 PM - BananaHands: OH MY GOD STOMA iodhgaoidghsag
Jan 3, 2013 12:46 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Which reality would you prefer to live in? The one where H-games are educational and teach about the letter H or the cold reality?
Jan 3, 2013 1:29 AM - bhamv3: Well I can't speak for anyone else, but I already know a lot about the letter H, so...

Jan 2, 2013 at 10:39 PM - Terrik: GATORS NO! DON'T FAIL ME NOW!
Jan 3, 2013 at 2:51 AM - FnordBear: Gator meat is rather tasty when grilled and basted in yellow bbq sauce.
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:05 AM - stienman: What is yellow bbq sauce?
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:26 AM - LittleKagsin: It means it's mustard based, and the recipe most likely came from South Carolina.
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:33 AM - David: Sigh. I thought I could be sly and simply google search for Stoma without having to look at it. Why did you decide the web search needed a row of pictures as well, google?
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:52 AM - FnordBear: South Carolina does have the best yellow BBQ around. Source: SC native.
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:55 AM - David: So what you're saying is, your opinion is biased?
Jan 3, 2013 at 10:07 AM - FnordBear: Educated, not biased. :3
Jan 3, 2013 at 1:51 PM - figmentPez: LK knows her BBQ.
Jan 3, 2013 at 2:52 PM - Officer_Charon: Memphis BBQ is best BBQ
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:52 PM - FnordBear: I like my BBQ flavored with a hint of delicious racism.
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:57 PM - Wahad: I like my BBQ like I...like my women?
Jan 3, 2013 at 3:57 PM - Wahad: ...now I'm trying to come up with something that doesn't sound horribly racist
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:00 PM - Wahad: Hot and in abundance
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:00 PM - Wahad: there you go
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:05 PM - FnordBear: "Thick and sassy"
Jan 3, 2013 at 4:48 PM - stienman: Sweet and spicy?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:02 PM - Gusto: Dark and rich?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:26 PM - Azurephoenix: Sticky and smoky?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:32 PM - WasabiPoptart: Slow roasted and juicy?
Jan 3, 2013 at 5:33 PM - Adam: Jay and Silent Bob?
Jan 3, 2013 at 7:39 PM - bhamv3: Oozing red fluid?
Jan 3, 2013 at 7:49 PM - Dave: Sizzling hot and dripping over my meat?
Jan 3, 2013 at 9:53 PM - WasabiPoptart: Strapped to a rack and wiped with a mop?

Jan 4, 2013 5:04 AM - Terrik: Writhing and struggling to get free?
Jan 4, 2013 5:18 AM - bhamv3: what kinda BBQ sauce do they give you in China?
Jan 4, 2013 5:38 AM - DarkAudit: is Jay okay? I posted a redhead and he didn't even blink.
Jan 4, 2013 6:03 AM - figmentPez: Redhead? All I've seen from you are cookies.
Jan 4, 2013 6:15 AM - DarkAudit: the Buckwild thread... one of the girls in the cast is from up here.
Jan 4, 2013 3:55 PM - Guest: ?
Jan 4, 2013 6:05 PM - stienman: Well that went swimmingly! Well done everyone!
Jan 4, 2013 6:10 PM - stienman: Today's phrase is:
Jan 4, 2013 6:10 PM - stienman: I like my balloon like I like my women...
Jan 4, 2013 6:22 PM - Gusto: ... dancing playfully in the spring wind.
Jan 4, 2013 6:37 PM - WasabiPoptart: made of latex and tied with ribbon.
Jan 4, 2013 7:16 PM - Officer_Charon: Snnnnnnnrrrrrrk!
Jan 4, 2013 7:20 PM - Officer_Charon: making noises when I rub them
Jan 4, 2013 7:24 PM - Gusto: Yikes.
Jan 4, 2013 8:07 PM - Dave: Making fart noises when I stretch the stem.
Jan 4, 2013 8:07 PM - Dave: Slowly deflating over a period of days as they lay in the back seat of my car.
Jan 4, 2013 8:08 PM - Dave: Played with by my dogs until it pops.
Jan 4, 2013 8:09 PM - Dave: Bought at the dollar store a dozen at a time.
Jan 4, 2013 8:10 PM - Dave: Exploding when I prick them.
Jan 4, 2013 8:19 PM - Officer_Charon: Oh God... magnificent!
Jan 4, 2013 8:28 PM - Dave: This is the same game I tried to get going before and failed. It's an improv staple. I'm fairly decent at it.
Jan 4, 2013 9:05 PM - WasabiPoptart: bouncy and full of air!
Jan 4, 2013 9:09 PM - Wahad: Bent into crazy shapes by clowns!
Jan 4, 2013 9:12 PM - WasabiPoptart: lol
Jan 4, 2013 9:32 PM - Necronic: just found out that this incredibly annoying password system I have to use at work is launched through a VBscriptlet that, when read, pretty much completely compromises it's security.
Jan 4, 2013 9:32 PM - Necronic: gg IT department, thanks for keeping our data secure
Jan 4, 2013 9:33 PM - Necronic: script, not scriptlet, whoops
Jan 4, 2013 9:33 PM - FnordBear: And if you bring it to anyones attention they will just smile and nod at you like you are a child. At least that is my corporate world experience.
Jan 4, 2013 9:35 PM - Dave: So if you can, create a fake account and then break into it. Or, contact one of your IT guys and let them know you found a security vulnerability. If he won't listen, send it to his boss.
Jan 4, 2013 9:35 PM - Necronic: yeah, probably should.
Jan 4, 2013 9:36 PM - Necronic: These guys already dislike me because I'm constantly houndign them about server problems
Jan 5, 2013 1:16 AM - stienman: Why is there's an ad here that tells me I can date lesbian girls? Even if I were available, I'm plenty sure a lesbian would have no interest in dating me.
Jan 5, 2013 2:35 AM - FnordBear: Shego's scent is still all over the forum. Confuses the adsense.
Jan 5, 2013 3:07 AM - Chad Sexington: I get a lot of spam email for local horny lesbians that are waiting for me. I feel bad, you know. All those girls are just sitting there. Waiting! For me! And I'm nowhere close. Plus it's got to be awfully chilly in their underwear.
Jan 5, 2013 3:09 AM - FnordBear: Facebook keeps suggesting I "like" things that would indicate I am a large, homosexual, black man. They are only correct on the large man part. Apparetnly having gay friends and black friends must mean I dig gay black men. My ladylove finds this hilarious.
Jan 5, 2013 3:26 AM - The_Khan: I miss shegs

Jan 5, 2013 4:02 AM - Jay: What buckwild thread?
Jan 5, 2013 4:19 AM - DarkAudit: in the media section
Jan 5, 2013 3:47 PM - stienman: Today's fill in the blank is a bit different. Imagine a men's or women's magazine writing yet another article about sex. Create the headline starting as follows:
Jan 5, 2013 3:47 PM - stienman: Sex so good...
Jan 5, 2013 3:47 PM - stienman: For example: ... Your neighbors will move to a new zip code.
Jan 5, 2013 4:09 PM - bhamv3: ... it'll fall under FDA regulations as an addictive substance!
Jan 5, 2013 5:09 PM - Dirona: ... you'll never be lonely again
Jan 5, 2013 6:04 PM - figmentPez: ... it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Jan 5, 2013 7:11 PM - WasabiPoptart: ...you'll forget about barbecue and balloons!
Jan 5, 2013 7:58 PM - ThatNickGuy: ...that oh...oh god...oh god...OH GOD YES YES YES!
Jan 5, 2013 8:20 PM - Emrys: Are we talking about sex or BBQ?
Jan 5, 2013 11:18 PM - Officer_Charon: Yes
Jan 5, 2013 11:20 PM - ThatNickGuy: Both. At the same time.
Jan 6, 2013 12:54 AM - Dirona: nom nom nom
Jan 6, 2013 1:20 AM - WasabiPoptart: ...it's finger-lickin' good!
Jan 6, 2013 2:06 AM - Emrys:

Jan 5, 2013 at 11:23 PM - David: I'll have what she's having.
Jan 6, 2013 at 10:54 AM - stienman:

Jan 7, 2013 12:29 PM - Dave: ...me want have more!" - a guest article by Tarzan.
Jan 8, 2013 2:50 AM - Gusto: Whoa hey I went into the Politics subforum.
Jan 8, 2013 2:50 AM - Gusto: I went into there.

Jan 8, 2013 4:03 AM - stienman: And you remain unchanged. Your spirit unyielding to the hollow cries of the callow participants therein.
Jan 8, 2013 4:04 AM - stienman: I'm guessing that the shoutbox itself doesn't do alerts, but the shoutbox archive thread will tomorrow night when the shoutbox is archived there.
Jan 8, 2013 4:04 AM - stienman: What do you think, GasBandit ?
Jan 8, 2013 6:02 AM - Krisken: I wonder if the shoutbox blocks people on ignore...
Jan 8, 2013 6:02 AM - Allen who is Quiet: yes
Jan 8, 2013 6:02 AM - Krisken: Sweet
Jan 8, 2013 8:31 PM - stienman: Kriskens: Sweet!
Jan 8, 2013 8:42 PM - Krisken: I would totally make Kriskens if I thought I wouldn't get sued by Pringles
Jan 8, 2013 10:45 PM - stienman: Kriskens: Not in a trademark dispute with Kelloggs!
Jan 9, 2013 1:01 AM - Wahad: I would buy Kriskens if they were made. I dislike that moustachio'd guy the Pringles can has, anyway. House is a lot better.

stienman man is apparently correct.

Jan 9, 2013 3:54 PM - BananaHands: Wait, is SPY still off?
Jan 9, 2013 8:02 PM - stienman: What is SPY?
Jan 9, 2013 8:25 PM - Krisken: I'm guessing the British comedy series
Jan 10, 2013 1:40 AM - stienman: Ok, today's fill in the blank is "As thin as ________"
Jan 10, 2013 1:40 AM - stienman: or "thinner than _______" if you prefer.
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: a barn
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: as thin as a barn
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: as thin as a lead weight
Jan 10, 2013 1:44 AM - The_Khan: as thin as electrostatic shock therapy
Jan 10, 2013 1:45 AM - The_Khan: thinner than an irish accent
Jan 10, 2013 1:46 AM - The_Khan: thinner than an electrical engineering 101 textbook
Jan 10, 2013 1:46 AM - The_Khan: as thin as string theory
Jan 10, 2013 1:47 AM - The_Khan: as thin as the health benefits of over eating
Jan 10, 2013 1:47 AM - The_Khan: as thin as a karateka's screaming
Jan 10, 2013 2:50 AM - figmentPez: Thinner than a cosplayer's wallet the Monday after Comic Con

Jan 10, 2013 at 1:21 AM - phil: are the blogs gone? i dont see them and i want to rant about startrek
Jan 10, 2013 at 6:33 AM - DarkAudit: We need a fuckyeahleapinglawyer tumblr.
Jan 10, 2013 at 10:12 AM - Dave: Sorry about that, phil . I forgot to turn them back on.
Jan 10, 2013 at 3:41 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Do I have the longest name on the forums?
Jan 10, 2013 at 4:22 PM - Allen who is Quiet: Probably. You have me beat by 3 characters
Jan 10, 2013 at 4:40 PM - phil: Dave thanks!

Jan 11, 2013 7:02 AM - DarkAudit: http://fuckyeahleapinlawyer.tumblr.com/ is live. Mua ha ha!
Jan 12, 2013 3:36 AM - HCGLNS: 20 20 24 hours to go!
Jan 12, 2013 3:41 AM - Dave: I wanna be sedated!

Jan 11, 2013 at 10:12 PM - Bones: poe and me sitting vent shooting the shit, people should come hang for a bit.
Jan 12, 2013 at 8:52 PM - Gusto: I'm angry and a little sad tonight, if anyone wants some Ventrilo gold.
Jan 12, 2013 at 9:26 PM - Krisken: Oh Green Bay, why must you break my heart?
Jan 12, 2013 at 9:34 PM - David: Did the official vent login change?
Jan 12, 2013 at 9:59 PM - figmentPez: I think we changed servers at some point, when the Minecraft server went away. Gusto is gone, but I'm still here.

Jan 13, 2013 4:26 AM - Bones: its good fun now that I havejoined.
Jan 13, 2013 4:29 AM - David: Can one of you please PM me the new info? I think I must be in the old one
Jan 13, 2013 5:35 AM - Bones: oh? sure, Ill get back on if you are coming on
Jan 13, 2013 5:36 AM - Bones: Hostname: Halforums.MaxFrag.net Port: 3790 Password: none at the moment
Jan 13, 2013 6:16 AM - blotsfan: So, I'm gonna say it: These AMA threads suck
Jan 13, 2013 6:31 AM - BananaHands:
Jan 13, 2013 6:55 PM - Allen who is Quiet: Somebody on internet doesn't like something other people on internet are doing. News at 11.
Jan 13, 2013 8:19 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Better set my DVR~
Jan 13, 2013 9:16 PM - Gusto: I need to watch soemthing that will either cheer me up or allow me to wallow in my terrible mood
Jan 13, 2013 9:27 PM - Adam: Requiem for a Dream
Jan 13, 2013 9:27 PM - Adam: That's a good pick me up
Jan 13, 2013 10:13 PM - Guest: You could try watching El Norte
Jan 13, 2013 11:46 PM - Krisken: I always feel better after watching Galaxy Quest
Jan 14, 2013 12:38 AM - BananaHands: Clue is on Netflix.
Jan 14, 2013 12:38 AM - BananaHands: K|
Jan 14, 2013 12:52 AM - Krisken: Clue is great
Jan 14, 2013 1:36 AM - Gusto: Fuck y'all I'm drinknig and watching Tangled for the million billionth time.
Jan 14, 2013 2:35 AM - LittleKagsin: We so should have done our Disney movie date.
Jan 14, 2013 2:36 AM - Gusto: WHAT
Jan 14, 2013 2:36 AM - Gusto: Where was this suggestion 2 hours ago!
Jan 14, 2013 2:36 AM - Gusto: oh well, NEXT TIME
Jan 14, 2013 2:37 AM - Gusto: I need to sleep off my misery.
Jan 14, 2013 2:38 AM - LittleKagsin: I'm sorry. Had I known, I would've suggested it sooner. Another day most definitely!! Go, sleep my friend!
Jan 14, 2013 2:42 AM - Gusto: GOOD NIGHT HALFORUMS

Cool, thanks Dave.

Jan 14, 2013 4:05 PM - BananaHands: GUSTO IS NOT PLEASED.
Jan 14, 2013 4:10 PM - Gusto: NOT GENERALLY NO
Jan 14, 2013 4:56 PM - BananaHands: DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
Jan 14, 2013 5:26 PM - Gusto: I ALREADY SORTA AM
Jan 14, 2013 5:26 PM - Gusto: IF YOU COUNT WHINING IN EVERY THREAD AS TALKING
Jan 14, 2013 5:29 PM - Allen who is Quiet: I DO NOT, BUT I DO NOT KNOW IF BH DOES
Jan 14, 2013 5:49 PM - Bones: GUSTO MY MAN! AND THE ALLENSTER...HOW DO MY FINE GENTLEFARTS!?
Jan 14, 2013 6:39 PM - Gusto: How do your fine gentle farts what? I don't know how they accomplish anything.
Jan 14, 2013 6:39 PM - Bones: how do is short for how do you do LOL
Jan 14, 2013 6:41 PM - Allen who is Quiet: I assume whatever it is they do, they do it gently
Jan 14, 2013 6:44 PM - Gusto: LOL I MAEK JOEKZ
Jan 14, 2013 6:45 PM - Bones: JOEKZ MEAK U IN MUDDA RUSHA
Jan 14, 2013 7:24 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: This is all just terrible
Jan 14, 2013 7:27 PM - Gusto: Sorry Bumbz.
Jan 14, 2013 7:28 PM - Gusto: Aw jeez I let Bumbz down...
Jan 14, 2013 7:28 PM - Gusto:
Jan 14, 2013 7:44 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Gusto, I'm gonna draw you a comic when I get home from work.
Jan 14, 2013 7:48 PM - Gusto: For me? :3
Jan 14, 2013 8:46 PM - Bones: everyone loves gusto.
Jan 14, 2013 9:18 PM - stienman: Gusto This here is a notification. You'll receive this notification when you read this notification, and then once again when this notification is archived. This is only a notification. This has been a notification of the emergency cheer gusto up like right the heck now notification system. This is only a test. If this were a real cheer the gusto up like right the heck now notification you w
Jan 14, 2013 9:18 PM - stienman: ould have been notified. Thank you. Gusto
Jan 14, 2013 9:33 PM - Adam: Needs more Gusto
Jan 15, 2013 1:27 AM - Gusto: He's the man... they call... El Norte.
Jan 15, 2013 1:32 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Who's they?
Jan 15, 2013 2:25 AM - Guest: What ever happened to robot jones?
Jan 15, 2013 2:25 AM - Guest: I mean the podcast
Jan 15, 2013 3:48 AM - Gusto: Having my tweet replied to by both David Malki and Kris Straub cheered me up a bit.

Jan 15, 2013 4:29 AM - figmentPez: *brofist*
Jan 15, 2013 4:51 PM - Bones: so much anime to watch and so little time....
Jan 15, 2013 7:24 PM - stienman: Soooooo sleeeepy.....
Jan 16, 2013 1:08 AM - ThatNickGuy: Oh boy. It's time for the Naked Raiden part of Metal Gear Solid 2. *sarcasm*
Jan 16, 2013 2:02 AM - ScytheRexx: I always found it funny that, even as a trained soldier in a life or death situation, he still spends that entire section furiously hiding his junk under his hands like someone seeing it would cause them to fall off.
Jan 16, 2013 2:27 AM - ThatNickGuy: Admittedly, I do find the constant calls from the Colonel hilarios.
Jan 16, 2013 2:27 AM - ThatNickGuy: hilarious, even
Jan 16, 2013 3:43 AM - ThatNickGuy: Good lord, how did I not hate MGS2 the first time I played it? I was sitting there for like an hour after beating the horde of RAYs, shouting "Oh my god, just give me the final boss!"

Jan 16, 2013 5:30 AM - bhamv3: Last night I dreamt I was in a North Korean prison camp. I escaped by cunningly realizing it's a dream, and waking myself up. Lucid dreaming is awesome.
Jan 16, 2013 1:33 PM - Gusto: Nick: For me personally, I was a bigger fan of anime the first time around, and was used to that Japanese style of exposition. It was incredible.
Jan 16, 2013 2:09 PM - BananaHands: Does anyone on this forum live in DC besides Juice?
Jan 16, 2013 2:10 PM - Gusto: Nope, and I never stop hearing about it.
Jan 16, 2013 2:17 PM - BananaHands: Ugh. Yeah.
Jan 16, 2013 2:18 PM - BananaHands: DC DC OMG VISIT ME IN DC ITS SO COOL - Juice
Jan 16, 2013 2:18 PM - BananaHands: Let's make our OWN DC and bug him to visit us.
Jan 16, 2013 2:20 PM - Gusto: I like Waterloo okay but as a Canadian I would never presume to pester someone to move here.
Jan 16, 2013 3:16 PM - Snuffleupagus: To be fair, I live in Maryland and DC is pretty cool.
Jan 16, 2013 4:39 PM - Gusto: Should I make an AMA? It seems like everyone already knows everything about me.
Jan 16, 2013 5:06 PM - Piotyr: I feel like making an AMA, but now I don't know which sub to make it in...
Jan 16, 2013 5:19 PM - Gusto: I'VE MOVED ALL THE AMA'S TO HEALTH AND ADVICE, PLEASE GO THERE FROM NOW ON
Jan 16, 2013 5:20 PM - Gusto: I'm going to ask Dave to create an AMA sub whenever he can.
Jan 16, 2013 5:36 PM - blotsfan: thanks gusto
Jan 16, 2013 5:38 PM - Gusto: No prob. I was getting sick of them taking up two-thirds of General.
Jan 16, 2013 5:46 PM - Piotyr: but now thread redirects take up two-thirds of General. Nobody wins!
Jan 16, 2013 7:14 PM - Gusto: Well tomorrow General will be back to normal. I don't know how many people follow the Shoutbox so I decided to leave the expiring redirect.
Jan 16, 2013 7:22 PM - Piotyr: No worries, not attempting to be snarky about it.

Jan 17, 2013 9:46 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: HOLY FUCKING DOGSHIT WORK SUCKS TODAY
Jan 18, 2013 1:15 AM - bhamv3: If it didn't, they'd call it "play"

Jan 18, 2013 3:08 PM - Gusto: Who's got better plans than me for this weekend?
Jan 18, 2013 4:06 PM - Allen who is Quiet: It depends on how good your plans are.
Jan 18, 2013 6:50 PM - Dave: You guys are going to lik this upgrade.
Jan 18, 2013 6:50 PM - Dave: *like
Jan 18, 2013 6:54 PM - Dave: Hmm. My maintenance screen always says 7:30 - 8 , huh? Gotta change that.
Jan 18, 2013 7:46 PM - David: I don't wanna lick any upgrades!
Jan 18, 2013 7:50 PM - Dave: So close! We now can import Mochi games into the arcade....but the scores aren't saving yet. Dev is working on this now.
Jan 18, 2013 7:52 PM - Gusto: Whenever you say Dev I imagine it's Dev Patel of Slumdog Millionaire fame.
Jan 18, 2013 8:10 PM - Piotyr: you mean Dev Patel of The Last Airbender fame...
Jan 18, 2013 8:20 PM - Dave: It is him. He makes all the stuff I use now.
Jan 19, 2013 3:35 AM - DarkAudit: Sigh...

Jan 19, 2013 6:21 AM - Calleja: CAGUAMAS!
Jan 19, 2013 4:53 PM - DarkAudit: same poop different thread...
Jan 19, 2013 6:13 PM - blotsfan: why did we ban mathias but keep charlie around?
Jan 19, 2013 6:17 PM - ThatNickGuy: Because Charlie doesn't outright attack people.
Jan 19, 2013 6:26 PM - ThatNickGuy: Though I have to wonder what would happen if we lifted Mathias' ban. For all we know, he doesn't even look on here anymore.
Jan 19, 2013 6:27 PM - HCGLNS: Because we viewed Mathias as serious and we view Charlie as someone who just needs a little extra special attention and love!
Jan 19, 2013 6:30 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: i don't know what a blot is but it sucks
Jan 19, 2013 6:31 PM - ThatNickGuy: See? Adorable! *pats Charlie on the head*
Jan 19, 2013 9:45 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Charlie's in my fav five. Y'all best be backin' off
Jan 19, 2013 10:11 PM - Allen who is Quiet: Blots, who are you?
Jan 19, 2013 10:53 PM - HCGLNS: Well, if I recall Blots was a very attractive female poster, who teased us all with sports themed cosplay images.
Jan 20, 2013 12:14 AM - blotsfan: ...I have no idea where you got that from
Jan 20, 2013 1:08 AM - Allen who is Quiet: Nick, if you bitch and moan whenever anyone is mean to you because you have depression, why do you feel justified being a condescendin ass?
Jan 20, 2013 2:09 AM - ThatNickGuy: Wait, what? Where I was a condescending ass? The whole "adorable" thing with Charlie? I meant that in good fun. I like Charlie.

Jan 20, 2013 5:58 AM - Bowielee: Wow...
Jan 20, 2013 8:08 AM - Timmus: da fuq?
Jan 20, 2013 9:47 AM - Krisken: I don't even...
Jan 20, 2013 4:06 PM - Bones: I blame the fluoride in the water.
Jan 20, 2013 6:11 PM - ThatNickGuy: I blame those little bits of plastic at the end of shoelaces called aglets. Their true nature is sinister.
Jan 20, 2013 6:35 PM - WasabiPoptart: I'd blame it on the dog if we had one.
Jan 20, 2013 8:58 PM - Timmus: Why don't we have a dog!
Jan 20, 2013 10:29 PM - WasabiPoptart: Because Dave says we can't have one until we're all responsible enough to take care of it ourselves.
Jan 20, 2013 10:36 PM - ThatNickGuy: Oh geez, we'll NEVER get one, then! WAAAHHH! *stomps his feet and pouts*
Jan 20, 2013 11:32 PM - Gusto: Today I made my 12,000th post in the mods-only section. What are the odds.
Jan 20, 2013 11:52 PM - ThatNickGuy: Was it asking Dave about getting the forum a dog?
Jan 21, 2013 12:57 AM - WasabiPoptart: Pfft. Gusto isn't going to ask. He's allergic to dogs. Or so he says. I think it's an excuse because he's on Dave's side.
Jan 21, 2013 1:05 AM - Gusto: Hmmm.
Jan 21, 2013 1:20 AM - ThatNickGuy: CONSPIRACY!!
Jan 21, 2013 2:09 AM - Emrys: Would you consider doomweasels as a substitute for the forum dog?

Jan 21, 2013 5:12 AM - HCGLNS: It's 1 AM, gotte be up for work in 5 hours, plenty of time for a pint.
Jan 21, 2013 2:10 PM - Gusto: I figure I'm probably allergic to most mammals, I just don't have a lot of contact with 'em.
Jan 21, 2013 3:23 PM - LittleKagsin: This day is terribly boring, please someone, entertain me.
Jan 21, 2013 3:31 PM - ThatNickGuy: I want to go out but it's TOO FLIPPING COLD to walk outside.
Jan 21, 2013 3:53 PM - Gusto: I walked to work today.
Jan 21, 2013 3:54 PM - Gusto: Oh hey I should start that one thread today maybe.
Jan 21, 2013 4:00 PM - ThatNickGuy: The Doomweasels have not responded to Diomedes' challenge. I am disappoint.
Jan 21, 2013 4:02 PM - Gusto: That thread is about me now dogg.
Jan 21, 2013 4:05 PM - stienman: Apparently Diomedes is not on their radar.
Jan 21, 2013 4:28 PM - Gusto: Is MLK day an American holiday? Like, day off?
Jan 21, 2013 4:31 PM - ncts_dodge_man: Government offices, yes. Most businesses, no
Jan 21, 2013 4:33 PM - Gusto: Alright this is likely the source of my confusion. Happens at home too; my mom works in muni govt and my dad works in manufacturing, big differences in holidays.
Jan 21, 2013 4:34 PM - ncts_dodge_man: Government gets lots of stuff off that non-government people could only dream about
Jan 21, 2013 5:16 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: Banks are all closed, I get it off due to my job being very closely tied to banks
Jan 21, 2013 5:41 PM - Gusto: One of my old jobs was like that Charlie, everything we did was B2B, so wwe closed whenever most of our clients were closed.
Jan 21, 2013 7:01 PM - Piotyr: It's a recognized American day, but calling it a "holiday" just feels...off.
Jan 21, 2013 7:14 PM - Shakey: I work at a bank, but for some reason we're open. It's incredibly boring because we get nothing from the fed, so I have next to nothing to process.
Jan 21, 2013 11:57 PM - HCGLNS: I just settled all my lawsuits. Fuck you Debbie!!!
Jan 22, 2013 1:04 AM - Gusto: Yeah, fuckin' Debbie!
Jan 22, 2013 2:42 AM - ThatNickGuy: Who's fucking Debbie?
Jan 22, 2013 2:45 AM - Chad Sexington: Maybe she's doing Dallas again?
Jan 22, 2013 2:51 AM - ThatNickGuy: My old friend from high school? He's married with kids. THAT SLUT!
Jan 22, 2013 2:57 AM - HCGLNS: You guys are so dim, sometimes it feels like I'm in a room full of Republicans trying to find a clitoris.

Jan 21, 2013 at 11:54 PM - WasabiPoptart: Gusto has a girlfriend named Debbie who was suing HCGLNS?
Jan 22, 2013 at 12:56 AM - Timmus: Oh what a tangled web we weave here at halforums
Jan 22, 2013 at 4:16 AM - Krisken: Yes, we can sew, really well!
Jan 22, 2013 at 7:03 AM - Gusto: I have no girlfriend.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:10 AM - Azurephoenix: Yeah, he has several mistresses instead.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:17 AM - Gusto: Nah dogg. I got a date for the wedding next month and an OKCupid account.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:17 AM - Gusto: The rest is all circumstantial and cannot be relied upon as admissable evidence or expert testimony.
Jan 22, 2013 at 9:28 AM - Gusto: I'll be able to guage the situation a bit more clearly when I go shopping for wedding clothes together with my date sometime in the next couple weeks.
Jan 22, 2013 at 10:13 AM - HCGLNS: So you have about 99 problems eh?
Jan 22, 2013 at 10:33 AM - Gusto: At least.
Jan 22, 2013 at 2:30 PM - figmentPez: Shooting at the North Harris branch of Lonestar College. I take classes at the Kingwood branch, less than 20 minutes away.
Jan 22, 2013 at 6:23 PM - LittleKagsin: Yikes! Scary! I'm glad you're okay...and I hope everyone else is - I haven't heard about this yet.

Jan 23, 2013 at 11:42 AM - North_Ranger: My voice is low and raspy. Tell me what quotes to record in Minor Rant.
Jan 23, 2013 at 12:15 PM - Gusto: Help me come up with shit to draw in February! https://www.halforums.com/threads/gustos-february-madness-prep.28924/#post-1022581
Jan 23, 2013 at 4:34 PM - Gusto: Why do I love Supergirl so much!?
Jan 23, 2013 at 4:35 PM - Necronic: man....just hauled butt out of work to get to the tax offic so I could renew my vehicle registration. I pull out my insurance and it's 2 days expired.....
Jan 23, 2013 at 5:24 PM - Wahad: anybody want to hang out in vent with me?

Jan 25, 2013 7:47 AM - bhamv3: High-five emoticon! (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)
Jan 25, 2013 10:56 AM - DarkAudit: Leapin' Lawyer tumblr is supposed to be a group thing.
Jan 25, 2013 4:44 PM - Gusto: No one's stil making them, though. It's like a 5 year old meme.
Jan 25, 2013 6:17 PM - BananaHands: Wait did you ask why you loved Supergirl when Power Girl is a clear and better alternative?
Jan 25, 2013 6:21 PM - Gusto: That could be implied by what I asked, yes. Why did Supergirl resonate with me given a wide cornucopia of female DC supers?
Jan 25, 2013 6:37 PM - Gusto: I have 12121 post. This is a palindrome.
Jan 25, 2013 7:08 PM - Dave: I have 16862. It is not a palindrome.
Jan 25, 2013 7:59 PM - Gusto: So close though!
Jan 25, 2013 8:10 PM - Frank: I have 7666. That means nothing. Also, I am staring at Neverwinter Nights 2's patching thingy. There has never been a game that takes longer to patch. Ever.
Jan 25, 2013 8:22 PM - Gusto: Then I posted 7 more times.
Jan 25, 2013 8:31 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I have 2,072 posts because I post like a little bitch
Jan 25, 2013 9:29 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Is there no one that can challenge my skee ball record?
Jan 26, 2013 1:03 AM - Bones: anybody want to shoot the shit with me on vent?

Jan 26, 2013 4:14 PM - Gusto: Every once in a while I get so angry at a thread that I just wanna launch it into the sun.
Jan 26, 2013 4:14 PM - Gusto: Today is one of those days.
Jan 26, 2013 5:51 PM - ThatNickGuy: Which one?
Jan 26, 2013 6:33 PM - WasabiPoptart: One that ends in Y
Jan 26, 2013 6:35 PM - ThatNickGuy: I meant thread, ya dummy! But I think I figured it out.
Jan 26, 2013 7:52 PM - Gusto: You might be wrong.
Jan 26, 2013 8:17 PM - Krisken: We have a thread called "you might be wrong", eh? I feel like your desire to nuke it is a warning to not venture into a horrible place.
Jan 26, 2013 9:13 PM - Calleja: peep

Jan 27, 2013 8:44 PM - Docseverin: cheep

Jan 28, 2013 1:59 PM - DarkAudit: chirp
Jan 28, 2013 3:28 PM - ThatNickGuy: Quack!
Jan 28, 2013 3:48 PM - North_Ranger: Was that a space duck?
Jan 28, 2013 4:15 PM - WasabiPoptart: Duck Dodgers
Jan 28, 2013 4:18 PM - ThatNickGuy: The MAJESTIC space duck.
Jan 28, 2013 6:40 PM - Chad Sexington: Guys I have been at work for a few hours but I'm not yet awake. Help
Jan 28, 2013 7:17 PM - ThatNickGuy: Hey Chad? Wake up. The Matrix has you.
Jan 28, 2013 7:38 PM - Emrys: I'm back, darlings.
Jan 28, 2013 7:58 PM - ThatNickGuy: Ah, that explains why my cat just ran for cover.
Jan 28, 2013 8:02 PM - Emrys: Smart cat.
Jan 28, 2013 8:23 PM - Necronic: I just got this Excel book with a Macro I need to understand so that I can use it somewhere else. Should be easy right?
Jan 28, 2013 8:23 PM - Necronic: Except the guy who wrote it did all his variables and comments 'en espanol'.
Jan 28, 2013 8:24 PM - Necronic: "Modulo1" will be quite the interesting challenge
Jan 28, 2013 8:24 PM - Necronic: Also I can already tell his code is garbage.....
Jan 28, 2013 8:30 PM - Necronic: "nombre_hoja as string". I think I could learn some spanish with this!
Jan 28, 2013 8:37 PM - Necronic: HAHA, that means "Sheet Number"!!!! The question now, Angela, is "who's the boss?"
Jan 28, 2013 8:41 PM - Necronic: oh wow whoever wrote theis should be tarred and feathered
Jan 28, 2013 8:42 PM - Shakey: Throw it all into google translate and see what comes out.
Jan 28, 2013 8:43 PM - Necronic: I can see enough to tell that this is complete garbage
Jan 28, 2013 8:43 PM - Necronic: I don't need a translator to know that creating a user defined search funtion worse than the BUILT IN one is a bad idea
Jan 29, 2013 12:07 AM - stienman:
Jan 29, 2013 12:26 AM - David: If it's a girl and not a woman, I would believe so
Jan 29, 2013 12:33 AM - Gusto: Guys, please stop.
Jan 29, 2013 12:41 AM - stienman:
Jan 29, 2013 12:59 AM - stienman: Regarding your thread:
Jan 29, 2013 1:09 AM - ThatNickGuy: Holy shit, I came back from dinner with my folks and saw the shitstorm from the dancing girlie thread. I thought we were all having fun. Didn't think there was anything wrong going on.
Jan 29, 2013 1:22 AM - Tress: Well, you were wrong. Apparently. This is Halforums. We can make a train wreck out of any topic.
Jan 29, 2013 1:26 AM - ThatNickGuy: I just don't get where it went wrong. Gilgamesh and Charlie were having a go, yeah, but it seemed to me to be all in good fun.
Jan 29, 2013 1:28 AM - stienman: Gusto indicated that there were several posts in the thread being flagged for moderator attention. Sounds like people who were probably not involved in the thread thought some of the comments were inapropriate - and I'd have a hard time disagreeing.
Jan 29, 2013 1:40 AM - ThatNickGuy: Yeah, same here. While I didn't see any harm in it personally, I can see why others didn't take to it.
Jan 29, 2013 2:24 AM - Adam: Dear Tress, it is Halforums Law that we can ruin any thread.
Jan 29, 2013 2:28 AM - Timmus: Dang I miss everything around here!
Jan 29, 2013 2:31 AM - Adam: Stop smoking behind LV Rogers Timmus, keep up!
Jan 29, 2013 2:46 AM - Timmus: LV Rogers is for amateurs I do my smoking IODE cause im legit!
Jan 29, 2013 3:10 AM - Adam: too legit to quit!
Jan 29, 2013 3:16 AM - Timmus: legitimacy is a heavy burden. You miss forum drama on account of it
Jan 29, 2013 3:17 AM - bhamv3: If you want, we could start new drama?
Jan 29, 2013 3:20 AM - Timmus: naw man if you did I may lose my legit status
Jan 29, 2013 3:21 AM - Timmus: cant risk it
Jan 29, 2013 3:55 AM - stienman: Too legit... to risk it?

Jan 29, 2013 5:11 AM - Chad Sexington: Hey guys I went out for dinner, what'd I miss? Everything seems... Ohhhhhoho what has happened.
Jan 29, 2013 5:35 AM - ThatNickGuy: Someone set us up the bomb.
Jan 29, 2013 3:20 PM - Azurephoenix: All your base are belong to us.
Jan 29, 2013 3:53 PM - Necronic: Where's the thread y'all are talking about?
Jan 29, 2013 4:30 PM - Azurephoenix: Main screen turn on
Jan 29, 2013 5:41 PM - BananaHands: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!
Jan 29, 2013 7:49 PM - Azurephoenix: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
Jan 29, 2013 10:40 PM - Officer_Charon: FOR GREAT JUSTICE, TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG
Jan 30, 2013 12:30 AM - ThatNickGuy: "Zig," by the way folks, is code for clothes. Strip!
Jan 30, 2013 12:32 AM - General Specific: You people wear clothes when you post?
Jan 30, 2013 12:58 AM - bhamv3: Yes. Sauna pants, in fact.
Jan 30, 2013 1:29 AM - Zapkode.marie: I'm in my PJ'd
Jan 30, 2013 1:57 AM - ThatNickGuy: I'm in my JP's
Jan 30, 2013 2:18 AM - Officer_Charon: I have a friend named JP
Jan 30, 2013 2:28 AM - Chad Sexington: Used to have a loss prevention officer named JP. He was crazypants
Jan 30, 2013 3:26 AM - Emrys: I'm wearing my PJs. Ahhhh, bliss.

Jan 30, 2013 8:37 AM - Just Me: Wearing my PJs atm would be a nice excuse to leave office and go home *sigh*
Jan 30, 2013 3:29 PM - stienman: My car is broken, and I'm feeling yucky. Maybe I should just stay home from work today...
Jan 30, 2013 11:27 PM - ThatNickGuy: I just read through the old Bastardization 101 thread in the Hall of Shame. It's been a long time since we've had a good 'ol fashion bot, hasn't it?
Jan 31, 2013 2:53 AM - bhamv3: What the... how did I miss that thread the first time around? That's, like, totally my domain, man...
Jan 31, 2013 3:22 AM - Chad Sexington: You love love love when you know I can't love
Jan 31, 2013 3:22 AM - Chad Sexington: youuuuuuuuuuuu

Jan 31, 2013 5:38 AM - David: I keep incidentally running into halforums names on other social sites. Not sure if overly common usernames, or the internet is just smaller than I thought.
Jan 31, 2013 5:39 AM - ThatNickGuy: We're stalking you.
Jan 31, 2013 5:42 AM - David: I've got to be one boring person to watch.
Jan 31, 2013 6:37 AM - bhamv3: Not really. That incident on that other forum with the flamethrower and the beer bottles and the guy from Fiji? Comedy gold!
Jan 31, 2013 10:38 PM - Chad Sexington: Oh my god today feels eternal
Jan 31, 2013 10:56 PM - ThatNickGuy: Did you accidentally select Eternal mode when you started this day? I hate when that happens. On the bright side, at least you didn't accidentally select Extreme mode.
Jan 31, 2013 11:34 PM - Chad Sexington: At least extreme would be exciting. Home now though. Fuck I'm tired

Feb 2, 2013 at 10:49 PM - Dave: :canada:
Feb 2, 2013 at 10:50 PM - Dave: Hmmm.
Feb 2, 2013 at 10:50 PM - Dave: :grin:
Feb 2, 2013 at 11:20 PM - Krisken: Tune in next time to find out what Dave does next! Same bat time, same bat channel!
Feb 3, 2013 at 12:11 AM - stienman: Dave has smilies that I can use through the shoutbox archive feature :canada:
Feb 3, 2013 at 12:16 AM - stienman: :nom: This won't show up correctly in the archive, and as Dave has shown, probably won't show up here in the shoutbox as my smiley either.
Feb 3, 2013 at 6:17 PM - Chad Sexington: Hey guys.
Feb 3, 2013 at 7:06 PM - Officer_Charon: 'Sup sexy man

Feb 4, 2013 5:26 AM - bhamv3: Why oh why do I insist on getting into political debates with people. Better yet, why oh why do I do it on Youtube comments...
Feb 4, 2013 5:39 AM - Tress: I didn't realize you were a masochist, bhamv.
Feb 4, 2013 5:42 AM - bhamv3: Masochist? Pfft, more like idiot.
Feb 5, 2013 12:19 AM - BananaHands: Someone motivate me to go to the gym.
Feb 5, 2013 12:49 AM - ThatNickGuy: DO IT! I went today and my pecs are begging for mercy.
Feb 5, 2013 3:15 AM - BananaHands: Done and done.
Feb 5, 2013 3:15 AM - BananaHands: My need to play l4d is hindered by idiots that play l4d.
Feb 5, 2013 3:15 AM - BananaHands: I just want to beat every campaign.

Feb 5, 2013 5:52 AM - Timmus: Yo BananaHands. I play L4D and I'm not an idiot!
Feb 5, 2013 6:32 AM - bhamv3: I'm not an idiot, I just suck.
Feb 5, 2013 6:40 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I'm both an idiot, and I suck
Feb 5, 2013 6:40 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I'm an overachiever
Feb 5, 2013 7:23 AM - Krisken: Sssssoooo tttiiiiiiiirrreed.
Feb 5, 2013 7:23 AM - Krisken: And second job time.
Feb 5, 2013 2:44 PM - Terrik: jet laaaaaaaaaaag
Feb 5, 2013 2:48 PM - bhamv3: Where you gone to now, Terrik?
Feb 5, 2013 3:20 PM - Terrik: Back to Florida for 2 weeks
Feb 5, 2013 4:14 PM - Necronic: ho ho ho ,who wouldn't go
Feb 5, 2013 4:14 PM - Necronic: ho ho ho, who wouldn't go
Feb 5, 2013 4:14 PM - Necronic: up on the housetop
Feb 5, 2013 4:14 PM - Necronic: click click click
Feb 5, 2013 4:14 PM - Necronic: down through the chimney
Feb 5, 2013 4:15 PM - Necronic: now look at my **ck
Feb 5, 2013 6:06 PM - Emrys: Go home, Necronic. You're drunk.
Feb 5, 2013 9:39 PM - LittleSin: I just happened to glance over...and saw that. The one time I pay attention to shout box....
Feb 6, 2013 3:26 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I've changed my tumblr domain. You can find drawings at ItsBumblr.tumblr.com
Feb 6, 2013 3:27 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: You know who did this. you know who you are. and I thank you...
Feb 6, 2013 3:34 AM - LittleKagsin: Best tumblr name I have ever seen!
Feb 6, 2013 3:54 AM - LittleKagsin: ahem...consider yourself followed.

Feb 6, 2013 5:01 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I'll leave a pillow in the bushes so you don't hurt your knees
Feb 6, 2013 5:27 AM - DarkAudit: I like WhereWereYouWhenSidSlid.tumblr.com myself.
Feb 6, 2013 2:42 PM - LittleKagsin: Thank you Bumble!
Feb 6, 2013 2:43 PM - LittleKagsin: Hey! I like that tumblr as well. I even follow it too.

Feb 7, 2013 3:57 PM - Terrik: The only terrible thing about visiting home is this sweet, but making me horribly miserable due to allergies, cat.
Feb 7, 2013 3:58 PM - Terrik: Now she's leaning on my mouse, and with every breath I hear a *click* *click* *click*
Feb 7, 2013 6:56 PM - stienman: Every breath you take... every mouse you click.... every move you make, every nose you itch, I'll be watching youuuuuu...
Feb 7, 2013 7:39 PM - Necronic: I swear LINEST was developed by Satan himself....
Feb 8, 2013 2:30 AM - Chad Sexington: WINE. Also singing. Yay!
Feb 8, 2013 2:30 AM - Chad Sexington: Yay.
Feb 8, 2013 3:20 AM - ThatNickGuy: Community is back? Cool. Cool cool cool.

Feb 8, 2013 7:15 AM - Krisken: 3 days left of delivering papers and we get another blizzard. Oh, then it's clear tomorrow night and my last night... yup, blizzard
Feb 8, 2013 7:36 AM - bhamv3: I used to have a paper route. I remember thinking that movies, TV shows and video games all lied to me... those papers are heavy, yo!
Feb 8, 2013 9:34 AM - Krisken: That they are. This route can't end soon enough
Feb 8, 2013 10:58 AM - DarkAudit: Meh. Meh meh meh.
Feb 9, 2013 1:45 AM - figmentPez: Damn it Youtube, if I hear "six foot handsome" one more time, so help me....

Feb 9, 2013 12:24 PM - bhamv3: Happy Lunar New Year, for those of you into that sort of thing.
Feb 10, 2013 1:31 AM - ThatNickGuy: Charlie is apparently drunk at the moment. I expect big things from this forum, shortly. Don't let me down, HF!
Feb 10, 2013 3:05 AM - Charlie Don't Surf: it's the year of the Snake
Feb 10, 2013 3:24 AM - ThatNickGuy: Snake? Snake, answer me. Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAKE!

Feb 10, 2013 7:01 AM - DarkAudit: Happy... Tuesday?
Feb 10, 2013 4:20 PM - Terrik: 新年快乐 woo.
Feb 10, 2013 4:24 PM - rac3r_x:
Feb 10, 2013 6:55 PM - WasabiPoptart: Xin nian kuai le!

Feb 11, 2013 5:49 AM - Timmus: Happy New Years to all you moon people out there!

Feb 12, 2013 5:49 PM - ThatNickGuy: Every time I go to fist someone, I almost hit spoiler alert.
Feb 12, 2013 5:49 PM - ThatNickGuy: ....sounds like my prom night?
Feb 12, 2013 6:11 PM - Azurephoenix: Oh Nick you wild crazy guy you.
Feb 12, 2013 7:44 PM - Guest: hi
Feb 12, 2013 8:12 PM - Dave: You want I should move it, Nick?
Feb 12, 2013 8:45 PM - ThatNickGuy: I've just been so comfortable with the way we've been fisting up to this point. I'll get used to it.
Feb 12, 2013 9:52 PM - BananaHands: Spoiler alert: Nick meant to fist you.
Feb 13, 2013 12:26 AM - Timmus: It's pretty bad etiquette to spoil a movie book or tv show while you fist someone. Unless that floats your boat and you discuss it beforehand.
Feb 13, 2013 1:07 AM - Adam: Titanic sinks!
Feb 13, 2013 1:53 AM - Timmus: an iceberg fisted it
Feb 13, 2013 2:27 AM - ThatNickGuy: Citizen Kane fisted Rosebud with his dying breath.
Feb 13, 2013 3:17 AM - Timmus: Snape fists Dumbledore.
Feb 13, 2013 3:42 AM - ThatNickGuy: Vader fisted Luke's father. Which is a pretty astounding achievement when you think about it

Feb 12, 2013 at 11:33 PM - Timmus: soylent green is fisting.
Feb 13, 2013 at 9:41 AM - bhamv3: What a fist!
Feb 13, 2013 at 10:59 AM - Azurephoenix: Go fist a kite!
Feb 13, 2013 at 11:13 AM - WasabiPoptart: James and the Giant Fist
Feb 13, 2013 at 11:33 AM - BananaHands: Snape Fisted Dumbledore
Feb 13, 2013 at 11:33 AM - BananaHands: AW DAMN IT SOMEONE DID IT.
Feb 13, 2013 at 11:33 AM - BananaHands: Okay, fine. Uh... On the LOST island, all the survivors were actually fisted.
Feb 13, 2013 at 2:21 PM - ThatNickGuy: It was a fisting dream all along.
Feb 13, 2013 at 4:43 PM - ThatNickGuy: Han fisted first.
Feb 13, 2013 at 5:35 PM - Timmus: At the end of the sixth sense you find out Bruce Willis was actually fisted in the opening scene
Feb 13, 2013 at 5:45 PM - ThatNickGuy: The kid in Sixth Sense saw people fisting.
Feb 13, 2013 at 5:51 PM - Timmus: no wonder he needs a social worker

Feb 14, 2013 4:53 AM - WasabiPoptart: Fisting Nemo
Feb 14, 2013 6:36 AM - ThatNickGuy: Misting Miss Daisy
Feb 14, 2013 6:36 AM - ThatNickGuy: The Fist & the Furious
Feb 14, 2013 7:13 AM - Adam: Gorillas in the Fist?
Feb 14, 2013 7:34 AM - Timmus: Mississippi Fisting.
Feb 14, 2013 7:34 AM - Timmus: Dead man fisting
Feb 14, 2013 7:35 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I dunno what game you're all playing, but Fistful of Fists wins.
Feb 14, 2013 7:36 AM - Timmus: The Dark Fystal.
Feb 14, 2013 7:38 AM - Timmus: Keep on fisting in the free world
Feb 14, 2013 7:43 AM - Timmus: Fist times at ridgemont high
Feb 14, 2013 7:43 AM - Timmus: Fisted and confused
Feb 14, 2013 7:52 AM - Just Me: Fist hard 1-5
Feb 14, 2013 8:55 AM - WasabiPoptart: The Empire Fists Back
Feb 14, 2013 10:36 AM - Just Me: For a few fists more
Feb 14, 2013 11:56 AM - DarkAudit: Goldfister
Feb 14, 2013 12:58 PM - Dave: Turner and Fist?
Feb 14, 2013 3:33 PM - Azurephoenix: 3 Men and a Fist
Feb 14, 2013 3:49 PM - PatrThom: Fistin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
Feb 14, 2013 4:28 PM - WasabiPoptart: A Few Good Fists
Feb 14, 2013 5:03 PM - BananaHands: Fist Bill: Vol 1
Feb 14, 2013 5:30 PM - Krisken: Schindler's Fist
Feb 14, 2013 5:36 PM - Timmus: Saving private Ryan....so he can be fisted.
Feb 14, 2013 5:51 PM - BananaHands: Fisting Silverman.
Feb 14, 2013 6:04 PM - ThatNickGuy: Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Wait, hang on...
Feb 14, 2013 6:58 PM - DarkAudit: You Only Fist Twice
Feb 14, 2013 7:07 PM - ThatNickGuy: Unfistable
Feb 14, 2013 7:43 PM - BananaHands: To Fist a Mockingbird.
Feb 14, 2013 7:48 PM - ThatNickGuy: Snow White & the Seven Fists
Feb 14, 2013 11:29 PM - Timmus: Dial "F" for fisting
Feb 14, 2013 11:31 PM - Timmus: Avatar: the last air fister
Feb 14, 2013 11:37 PM - Timmus: Jurassic Fist
Feb 14, 2013 11:38 PM - Timmus: Jurassic Fist 2: The lost watch.
Feb 15, 2013 12:58 AM - Adam: A Fistory of VIolence
Feb 15, 2013 1:55 AM - Charlie Don't Surf: aight I'm banned from that thread
Feb 15, 2013 2:58 AM - BananaHands: Which thread?
Feb 15, 2013 3:15 AM - ThatNickGuy: The drool over the Australian runner thread.
Feb 15, 2013 3:33 AM - BananaHands: Man, that thread is dropping members like flies.

Feb 15, 2013 4:07 AM - rac3r_x: Funny don't see a banned logo
Feb 15, 2013 4:13 AM - ThatNickGuy: Ditto.
Feb 15, 2013 4:18 AM - WasabiPoptart: Me either.
Feb 15, 2013 1:53 PM - Dave: It's only for a day. It halted some douchebaggery and I got to test it out.
Feb 15, 2013 2:07 PM - Gusto: Alright I'm back. Glad to see that thread is still ruining people's days.
Feb 15, 2013 5:21 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: sorry I was too horny for that thread
Feb 15, 2013 8:21 PM - Azurephoenix: Damn it Charlie... control yourself.
Feb 16, 2013 3:19 AM - HCGLNS: Mmmmm, that's good OJ.

Feb 16, 2013 11:57 PM - Chad Sexington: Furtwangler
Feb 17, 2013 3:14 AM - Yoshimickster: Gobblewonker

Feb 17, 2013 9:43 PM - ThatNickGuy: Bingfibler
Feb 17, 2013 11:10 PM - WasabiPoptart: tankerjanker

Feb 18, 2013 4:32 AM - Officer_Charon: Shinzwingler
Feb 18, 2013 7:38 AM - Just Me: Bockfotzenhuber

Feb 19, 2013 at 10:35 AM - WasabiPoptart: snicklefritz

Feb 20, 2013 4:17 AM - figmentPez: tiddlegnonk
Feb 20, 2013 6:46 PM - WasabiPoptart: priddlefonk

Feb 21, 2013 4:04 AM - HCGLNS: Seattle
Feb 21, 2013 1:15 PM - Emrys: Are y'all sharing your special nicknames for your penis?
Feb 21, 2013 1:19 PM - bhamv3: That'd be an interesting thread game. "Give a nickname to the penis of the previous poster"
Feb 21, 2013 3:24 PM - BErt: ^bhamv3.5
Feb 21, 2013 4:09 PM - Covar: So I answered a question on SE today...yea I have a love/hate relationship with that network
Feb 22, 2013 12:11 AM - Chad Sexington: Furtwangler was a conductor, he conducted what is at the moment my favourite interpretation of Beethoven's symphonies and I was listening to the fifth and had a moment of passion in which all I wanted to do was spit out his name and I figured my office mates might not respond well, so I shouted it here.
Feb 22, 2013 12:11 AM - Chad Sexington: And it bears repeating
Feb 22, 2013 12:11 AM - Chad Sexington: Furtwangler!

Feb 22, 2013 9:13 PM - rac3r_x: DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking! GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex. GIRLS: Oral sex! Oral sex! GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a BIT longer.
Feb 23, 2013 1:09 AM - Yoshimickster: BEWARE PYSCHIC VAMPIRES! They are JERKS!
Feb 23, 2013 3:06 AM - Emrys: Psychic vampires?
Feb 23, 2013 3:26 AM - Terrik: Oh man I am just having THE worst day. I'd rant about it if I werent so damned busy.

Feb 22, 2013 at 10:23 PM - Yoshimickster: People who leach onto you psychically, like they''ll act nice but then ask you to do some favor. And when you say your not sure they'll say something like "Well you don't have to help if you don't want to, but its on the way home" and you'll end up agreeign to do it because said vampire makes you feel like a jerk! Everybody knows one of these monsters.
Feb 22, 2013 at 11:47 PM - bhamv3: Oh I don't know any people like that. Just regular vampires.
Feb 23, 2013 at 12:16 AM - Emrys: Do they sparkle?
Feb 23, 2013 at 12:22 AM - bhamv3: Nope. Well, one guy did once, but that was when he dressed up as a disco ball for Halloween. Apparently it took him four weeks to glue all the panels together.
Feb 23, 2013 at 1:58 PM - Yoshimickster: Regular vampires I'm okay with. Great taste in wine! At least I THINK it was wine.

Feb 23, 2013 at 11:29 PM - Bowielee: I don't drink.... wine.
Feb 24, 2013 at 9:25 AM - bhamv3: I got that! I got that reference!

Feb 26, 2013 at 9:49 PM - Chad Sexington: What a weird-ass day

Feb 27, 2013 5:02 AM - Dave: I had a weird ass-day once. It was all funky and leaning to the left. Finally my wife helped me put it back the way it was supposed to be.
Feb 27, 2013 8:13 AM - bhamv3: I had a weird ass day once too. Everyone brought in the most bizarre donkeys they could find, and we shared our bizarre donkey stories, it was awesome.
Feb 28, 2013 3:09 AM - Emrys: I think now you're just talking out your ass.

Feb 27, 2013 at 11:18 PM - ThatNickGuy: I'm hitting the sack and expect to snore. Apologies in advance for the noise.
Feb 27, 2013 at 11:40 PM - Jay:

Mar 2, 2013 5:00 AM - Yoshimickster: Fuck I'm wide awake. And I got shit to do tomorrow to.

Mar 5, 2013 at 8:47 AM - Dave: Is this thing broken or is just everyone tired of chatting?
Mar 5, 2013 at 9:31 AM - Azurephoenix: Mom it's broken, mom it's broken, mom it's broken, mom it's broken...
Mar 5, 2013 at 10:04 AM - bhamv3: Every time I pass by a coworker in the office, whether male or female, I wonder what it'd be like to grab them and kiss them. Is that weird? That's not weird, is it?
Mar 5, 2013 at 10:18 AM - ncts_dodge_man: Depends on your definition of weird
Mar 5, 2013 at 10:52 AM - DarkAudit: Blankity blank tapatalk! Pic looked fine when I composed the post, but on the PC the pic is sideways.
Mar 5, 2013 at 6:15 PM - LittleKagsin: Let it be known that Chad Sexington is my first twitter follower! He may regret this decision.
Mar 5, 2013 at 9:33 PM - HCGLNS: Fuck you, I like Nickelback

Mar 5, 2013 at 10:48 PM - ThatNickGuy: Paul Bearer, former manager of The Undertaker, has passed away.

Mar 7, 2013 2:01 PM - Necronic: no way.....
Mar 7, 2013 9:16 PM - Necronic: wow I just completely dumpstered my database with a bad query. Thank the maker for backups

Mar 7, 2013 at 11:42 PM - stienman: Don't do that.
Mar 8, 2013 at 1:54 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: If I may offer some devil's advocate-like advice: Do do that.
Mar 8, 2013 at 2:02 AM - bhamv3: If I may offer a half-assed perspective: Do some of it, don't do the rest.
Mar 8, 2013 at 4:25 AM - Terrik: If I may offer no perspective:
Mar 8, 2013 at 8:30 AM - Gusto: If I may offer some retrospective: Why did you do that?
Mar 8, 2013 at 8:39 AM - BErt: If I may offer some introspective: Would I have done that?
Mar 8, 2013 at 2:15 PM - Necronic: I know the hip new thing is to instagram your food before it goes in, I'm going to get ahead of this trend and start instagramming what comes out. "Tacos Al Carbon with corn from last night, YUMM!"
Mar 8, 2013 at 2:33 PM - Emrys: Ummmm, Necronic, could you come over here, sweetie? We need to have a talk.
Mar 8, 2013 at 2:40 PM - Emrys: Would anyone be interested in meetnig the doomweasels this weekend?
Mar 8, 2013 at 3:39 PM - Gusto: Hell yeah, my PATV season 3 DVD and mugs just shipped.
Mar 8, 2013 at 3:40 PM - Chad Sexington: I would totally be up for meeting the doomweasels, except I'll be living it up in New York
Mar 8, 2013 at 5:17 PM - Gusto: Terrik got me hooked on this shit.
Mar 8, 2013 at 7:46 PM - Terrik: *brofist*
Mar 8, 2013 at 8:21 PM - Gusto: I've had some excellent HF Secret Santas, you guys have been good to me.

Mar 10, 2013 at 9:22 PM - bhamv3: Pet peeve of the day: People saying "doesn't phase me" when they mean "doesn't faze me."
Mar 10, 2013 at 9:54 PM - Bowielee: How can you tell the difference if they're saying it?

Mar 11, 2013 at 12:07 AM - stienman: bhamv Perhaps they really do mean that the issue doesn't cause them to shift in the time domain relative to their frequency.
Mar 11, 2013 at 1:26 AM - Bowielee: I'm questioning how you can vocally tell the difference. They're both pronounced the same. Even the dictionary has the pronunciation of both as [fayz]
Mar 11, 2013 at 1:27 AM - Bowielee: Sorry, it's [feyz]
Mar 11, 2013 at 1:49 AM - bhamv3: Sorry, I should have said people who "type" that rather than people who "say" that.
Mar 11, 2013 at 6:58 AM - Terrik: That's alright, your inattention to detail didn't phase me.
Mar 11, 2013 at 7:47 AM - bhamv3: You, me, pistols at dawn.
Mar 11, 2013 at 7:59 AM - Terrik: It's 9PM Bhamv, it's drinkin' time. Let's go out for a pint.
Mar 11, 2013 at 8:11 AM - bhamv3: You, me, shots at dusk.
Mar 11, 2013 at 11:17 AM - Emrys: Don't phase me, bro!
Mar 11, 2013 at 9:28 PM - Terrik: I saw a ferret last night, and it scared the crap out of me. I was walking down the street, looked over into the bushes, and see these two glowing eyes staring out at me. I thought it was a cat, but, NOPE。 I thought it was going to kill me
Mar 11, 2013 at 9:50 PM - bhamv3: Emrys, your minions need more stealth training.

Mar 12, 2013 6:03 PM - Emrys: I'll speak to them about charging their laser sites in public areas.
Mar 13, 2013 3:47 AM - Shakey:
Mar 13, 2013 3:53 AM - Dave: So...what's new with you guys?

Mar 13, 2013 4:13 AM - BErt: Is it safe?
Mar 13, 2013 4:13 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Makin' comics, sup with youse guys
Mar 13, 2013 4:45 AM - figmentPez: Up late kicking myself for stupid stuff. Same ol', same ol'.
Mar 13, 2013 4:53 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I'm painting some cool little nintendo things. It's okay to be jealous
Mar 13, 2013 5:57 PM - figmentPez: Then jealous I shall be!
Mar 13, 2013 9:07 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bumble-s-palace-of-love
Mar 13, 2013 9:07 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Drawin stuff
Mar 14, 2013 12:40 AM - HCGLNS: Are you ready for some football?

Mar 14, 2013 2:13 PM - Terrik: Soccer?
Mar 14, 2013 8:04 PM - Officer_Charon: Handegg
Mar 15, 2013 2:10 AM - bhamv3: I just realized that on average every person has one testicle.

Mar 15, 2013 at 3:10 AM - Frank: You also have, on average, one ovary.
Mar 15, 2013 at 5:36 AM - Terrik: On one hand, I like the fact I don't have to work M-Th. On the other hand everyone who's cool is out and about on the weekend.
Mar 15, 2013 at 5:38 AM - bhamv3: Three day work week = four days off a week = two more days than most other people for gaming and porn. I know which one I'd pick, social life be damned.
Mar 15, 2013 at 5:43 AM - Terrik: I stick an hour's worth of tutoring in there once or twice, but yeah
Mar 15, 2013 at 5:44 AM - Terrik: I better enjoy it while it lasts-if I stick with my plan to come home in October, I'll be doing pre-med next spring and I won't time for anything ever for the next ten years, if my brother is to be believed.

Mar 16, 2013 5:06 AM - Bowielee: I have school Monday-Friday and work literally the entire weekend. Good times.
Mar 16, 2013 1:51 PM - Quotemander Prime: I always thought having time off was cool, but I just needed to learn that I was wrong and be happy with being wrong.

Mar 17, 2013 5:22 AM - Bowielee: Spring break this week, so I actually get to get some downtime.
Mar 17, 2013 9:10 AM - Terrik: Heart of the Swarm time, you mean
Mar 18, 2013 3:12 AM - Bowielee: pretty much, yeah

Mar 18, 2013 at 3:26 AM - DarkAudit: A guildie other than myself or Dave on this afternoon! Who was it?

Mar 20, 2013 at 7:06 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheBumbleChris?v=8ukJDUV43Lg
Mar 20, 2013 at 7:06 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Drawing things with my brother on a hangout

Mar 21, 2013 4:11 AM - stienman: My oldest turns 13 today. I have successfully kept a human being alive into his teenage years.
Mar 21, 2013 4:11 AM - stienman: No promises that he'll make it to adulthood...
Mar 21, 2013 9:53 AM - DarkAudit: steinman: http://www.darklegacycomics.com/333.html

Mar 22, 2013 4:09 AM - Yoshimickster: Would you eat the moon if it were made of spare ribs?
Mar 22, 2013 5:30 AM - Krisken: Is this a trick question?
Mar 22, 2013 7:16 AM - Terrik: Haha, of course not. But, yes.
Mar 22, 2013 8:39 AM - DarkAudit: OM NOM NOM... Moon? What moon? *burp* ('scuse me)
Mar 22, 2013 6:02 PM - Yoshimickster: Cubs win, Cubs win!

Mar 23, 2013 7:58 PM - Chad Sexington: Hi guys. I'm out of juice.
Mar 23, 2013 8:14 PM - Yoshimickster: I'll alert the president. WE MUST GET JUICE!

Mar 24, 2013 4:33 AM - Bowielee: I really want to link the baby hitler image.

Mar 25, 2013 2:33 PM - Terrik: So, like, the Pneumologist I saw this evening was all like, "Hey, here's some Azithromycin for your infection, and lets go hang out sometime---and next time you're sick, just give me a call" Chinese doctors- bringing a whole new level of doctor-patient relationships
Mar 25, 2013 4:11 PM - Dave: I hear you get the same thing from medicinal pot doctors.

Mar 27, 2013 9:57 PM - Bowielee: It's almost as if when doctors enter the field to help people, rather than just for the money, they are more caring physicians...

Mar 28, 2013 4:48 AM - bhamv3: Was anyone getting database errors just now?
Mar 28, 2013 4:50 AM - ThatNickGuy: I was.
Mar 28, 2013 5:23 AM - Terrik: Me too
Mar 28, 2013 6:21 AM - Frank: Man, errors constantly.
Mar 28, 2013 7:58 AM - DarkAudit: Can't post. Keep getting server errors.
Mar 28, 2013 8:07 AM - DarkAudit: the board is just all sorts of borked
Mar 28, 2013 8:15 AM - Terrik: Let's boycott Halforums. *raises fist^
Mar 28, 2013 3:38 PM - Dave: We're back!
Mar 29, 2013 2:54 AM - Terrik: Good, because I was afraid Halforums boycotted us

Mar 29, 2013 6:09 AM - bhamv3: Did you ever wonder if it's the Great Firewall behind it?
Mar 29, 2013 6:12 AM - Terrik: I did until I eliminated that possibility through the use of my VPN
Mar 29, 2013 6:19 AM - Timmus: Halforums can break itself just fine without china's helps thanks very much!

Mar 30, 2013 6:00 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: you all suck
Mar 30, 2013 2:01 PM - Dave: Why do we all suck?
Mar 30, 2013 2:27 PM - Terrik: Because we're not bumble
Mar 30, 2013 5:07 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: It was my BIRTHDAY, JERKS
Mar 30, 2013 7:54 PM - CrimsonSoul: Happy whatever I guess, Bumble
Mar 30, 2013 8:39 PM - HCGLNS: I thought Bumble was a bot?
Mar 30, 2013 9:39 PM - Dave: Aw man! I'm sorry, Bumble! I didn't see it. If it makes you feel better I moved the birthday thing higher up so it's more noticeable. You know, for next year.
Mar 31, 2013 1:03 AM - Frank: I didn't get birthday'd either Bumble. It really hurt my feelings. So badly, I stopped posting forever.
Mar 31, 2013 1:23 AM - CrimsonSoul: Dave, you took too long so I gave the two games out myself
Mar 31, 2013 1:59 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Let's go start our own forum, Frank

Mar 31, 2013 5:16 AM - Terrik: I didn't get birthday'd last year either. You have 4 months to make amends.
Mar 31, 2013 8:05 AM - Timmus: cry me a river ya girl's blouse
Mar 31, 2013 8:38 AM - Terrik: Go home, Timmus. You're drunk.
Apr 1, 2013 2:34 AM - Timmus: I was home, and I was drunk.

Apr 1, 2013 7:44 AM - Terrik: Go out, Timmus. You're sober.
Apr 1, 2013 11:35 AM - Gurpel: wow i bet you guys forgot my birthday too didnt you
Apr 1, 2013 1:51 PM - ScytheRexx: Muhahahahaha you are all upside down!
Apr 1, 2013 2:13 PM - Dave: Nice!
Apr 1, 2013 2:20 PM - ScytheRexx: I will not fall for your foolish tricks Dave!
Apr 1, 2013 2:35 PM - bhamv3: Great, now I gotta browse HF while dangling upside down from the ceiling. This is gonna give me SUCH a nosebleed...
Apr 1, 2013 3:41 PM - David: Fell out of Halforums for a bit, I miss anything good the last month or so?
Apr 1, 2013 4:03 PM - Dave: We had a host change and everything went to shit for a day or so. That was fun.

Apr 2, 2013 3:29 PM - Dave: Oh yeah, baby! Look at me climbing the Stock Exchange! (Because I can't do this in real life.)
Apr 2, 2013 5:26 PM - jwhouk: Not having a good day today.
Apr 2, 2013 5:51 PM - ThatNickGuy: Big hugs!
Apr 2, 2013 8:56 PM - Timmus: Holy SHit you guys it's Sexy Lexxxxie's birthday!
Apr 2, 2013 9:42 PM - figmentPez: Oh goodness, that's a real reason to celebrate all right.
Apr 2, 2013 9:51 PM - Krisken: That was a good time, for sure.
Apr 3, 2013 1:56 AM - Officer_Charon: She certainly thought so, at least. I certainly enjoyed Crone's manips

Apr 3, 2013 12:18 PM - Terrik: Happy tomb-sweeping festival everyone. Enjoy going to your ancestor's graves and sweeping them. I know I will.
Apr 3, 2013 1:30 PM - jwhouk: The biggest problem I have with surfing the net is cat gifs.
Apr 3, 2013 1:30 PM - jwhouk: At least, right now.
Apr 3, 2013 1:42 PM - blotsfan: I'm sorry jwhouk
Apr 3, 2013 11:57 PM - HCGLNS: evil understated monkey
Apr 4, 2013 12:54 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bumble-s-palace-of-love
Apr 4, 2013 12:54 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Drawings, guys. Drawings.
Apr 4, 2013 1:08 AM - phil: http://i.imgur.com/mp14ga6.jpg
Apr 4, 2013 1:26 AM - phil: http://i.imgur.com/Myr74.gif
Apr 4, 2013 3:50 AM - blotsfan: So, are all the issues because of the new host?

Apr 4, 2013 4:06 AM - HCGLNS: No, the issues are because I crossed boobs with Godzilla in the funny pictures thread, thus destroying the internet
Apr 5, 2013 3:41 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I'm drawing some comics again. Come watch and tell me I'm doing everything wrong
Apr 5, 2013 3:41 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bumble-s-palace-of-love

Apr 5, 2013 8:13 AM - DarkAudit: Why do I keep seeing Charlie's avatar when it's Steinman being quoted?
Apr 5, 2013 1:58 PM - ThatNickGuy: it's sort of like Fight Club and Charlie is Steinman's Tyler Durdan.
Apr 5, 2013 2:24 PM - Krisken: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/...OcWQqDx_pP1C_yvb7ffeJ_N6UWYs1w9wwfC1dgOlp7Ejg
Apr 5, 2013 2:55 PM - figmentPez: I suddenly feel an urge to go to Walt Disney World again.

Apr 7, 2013 2:03 AM - Terrik: Is it to avenge the murder of Lucasarts? Godspeed, Pez.

Apr 7, 2013 5:33 AM - figmentPez: No, actually that was not the reason. LucasArts has been dead to me for a while.

Apr 8, 2013 1:03 PM - DarkAudit: Morning, Pez. I offered Took cookies, chocolate, and chocolate cookies to come over here.
Apr 8, 2013 5:48 PM - figmentPez: Should have made it Snickerdoodles.
Apr 8, 2013 6:46 PM - Gusto: Took is too cool for our school.
Apr 9, 2013 1:18 AM - Bones: i wish I was still in school

Apr 9, 2013 6:51 AM - DarkAudit: Mousse has been moussed. Complete success. Om nom nom..
Apr 9, 2013 7:09 AM - Terrik: How much mousse would a wood mousse mousse, if a wood mousse could mousse mousse?
Apr 9, 2013 7:49 AM - Timmus: Man does it ever hurt to take a floor hockey ball to the eye.
Apr 9, 2013 7:49 AM - Timmus: I don't recommend it folks
Apr 9, 2013 8:18 AM - bhamv3: Aww, great, now I have to come up with new plans for the weekend.
Apr 9, 2013 8:35 AM - Timmus: youll thank me later
Apr 9, 2013 3:39 PM - Krisken: Wait, to the eye? Egads Timmus.

Apr 10, 2013 4:18 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: I'm drawing a comic. Come watch?
Apr 10, 2013 4:18 AM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/bumble-s-palace-of-love
Apr 10, 2013 12:30 PM - stienman: I knew I went to bed too early! I keep missing The Bumble Show!
Apr 10, 2013 1:49 PM - Gusto: The Bumble Show starts on Pacific time, I've almost always missed it.
Apr 10, 2013 2:00 PM - stienman: Ok, finish the phrase, "I like my men/women/objectOfDesire like I like my epileptic monkeys, ..."
Apr 10, 2013 6:35 PM - Azurephoenix: Thrashing and uncontrollable?
Apr 10, 2013 11:07 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Writhing about with a banana in them
Apr 10, 2013 11:22 PM - bhamv3: Shaved and sedated
Apr 10, 2013 11:22 PM - MindDetective: locked in a cage receiving experimental medications.
Apr 10, 2013 11:41 PM - Gusto: Hungry for their final release?

Apr 11, 2013 7:29 AM - WasabiPoptart: Quivering in a puddle of urine?
Apr 11, 2013 8:10 AM - Wahad: able to rip a man in half and with a proclivity to bite.
Apr 11, 2013 8:32 PM - Officer_Charon: Spreading disease at the moment of their release?

Apr 12, 2013 at 3:31 AM - PatrThom: Shakin' while they brachiatin'.

Apr 16, 2013 5:28 AM - DarkAudit: I don't get it. Does no one else here watch Mad Men?
Apr 16, 2013 8:11 AM - Timmus: I watch Mad Men

Apr 17, 2013 at 12:20 AM - DarkAudit: bleep gentoo. going back to Arch.
Apr 17, 2013 at 11:07 AM - stienman: Buuuuumbllllllleeeeee it's epileptic monkeys, not monkeys with parkinsooooooons...
Apr 17, 2013 at 11:10 AM - stienman: Pokey, here's the next challenge: "I like my men/women/objects of desire like I like my revolver, ..."
Apr 17, 2013 at 11:10 AM - stienman: Go!
Apr 17, 2013 at 11:49 AM - DarkAudit: stripped and oiled
Apr 17, 2013 at 12:24 PM - bhamv3: deadly when neglected
Apr 17, 2013 at 4:39 PM - Officer_Charon: Incapable of jamming

Apr 17, 2013 at 11:27 PM - Timmus: Held against my head while a my vietnamese jailor shouts at me.
Apr 18, 2013 at 12:26 AM - WasabiPoptart: Fully loaded and accurate
Apr 18, 2013 at 12:29 AM - WasabiPoptart: Without a hair trigger!
Apr 18, 2013 at 3:33 AM - bhamv3: never more than six inches away from my crotch
Apr 18, 2013 at 1:06 PM - Dave: So a pubic hair trigger?
Apr 18, 2013 at 2:23 PM - Gusto: Fatal at short range.
Apr 18, 2013 at 3:45 PM - Azurephoenix: Packing heat.
Apr 18, 2013 at 5:47 PM - HCGLNS: I like my women like I like my revolver, winning the west one bang at a time.
Apr 18, 2013 at 8:04 PM - Officer_Charon: Tricky to get loaded quickly if you don't know how to use your equipment

Apr 19, 2013 10:28 PM - Wahad: Easy to spin around my finger.

Apr 20, 2013 6:13 AM - Terrik: Clean the barrel after every shot
Apr 20, 2013 6:53 AM - WasabiPoptart: With a long barrel and a comfortable grip.
Apr 20, 2013 12:08 PM - Terrik: Never take it out of the holster unless I plan to use it.

Apr 22, 2013 9:24 AM - Terrik: Guys, I'm in Korea.
Apr 22, 2013 12:50 PM - Dave: I assume South Korea, Terrik.

Apr 22, 2013 at 11:51 PM - Timmus: Sounds like a hell of a bender Terrick
Apr 23, 2013 at 1:57 AM - DarkAudit: assume nothing with this crowd, Dave.

Apr 24, 2013 at 1:07 AM - Terrik: Ha. Yeah South Korea. This has been a great trip so far.
Apr 24, 2013 at 3:18 PM - stienman: The weeks goes by so quickly these days...
Apr 24, 2013 at 3:19 PM - stienman: Next! "I like my men/women/objectsOfDesire like I like my thunderstorms..."
Apr 24, 2013 at 3:19 PM - stienman: GO!
Apr 24, 2013 at 3:47 PM - HCGLNS: in my pants.
Apr 24, 2013 at 9:18 PM - WasabiPoptart: outside and in the dark.
Apr 24, 2013 at 9:47 PM - Chad Sexington: violent and loud
Apr 24, 2013 at 10:08 PM - Officer_Charon: wet

Apr 25, 2013 10:09 AM - Terrik: Flashy and gone in twenty minutes.
Apr 25, 2013 12:24 PM - Gusto: Keeping me up all night.
Apr 25, 2013 2:11 PM - bhamv3: Noisy, wet, electrifying, and occasionally kills people
Apr 25, 2013 5:23 PM - Wahad: attracted to shiny poles
Apr 25, 2013 7:36 PM - Officer_Charon: Going for the tallest thing available

Apr 26, 2013 at 3:40 AM - Terrik: I'm In Japan, guys.

Apr 27, 2013 4:11 AM - Dave: Man, Terrik! You are all over the place!
Apr 27, 2013 6:25 AM - DarkAudit: wtf, guys?
Apr 27, 2013 12:17 PM - Terrik: I'm drinking sake with gold flakes in it. Awesome.

Apr 28, 2013 6:48 PM - Dave: so...tired...Had a gig last night and rehearsal today. This is the fist time I've really relaxed all weekend.
Apr 28, 2013 6:48 PM - Dave: Time's up! Gotta go grill dinner!
Apr 29, 2013 3:17 AM - HCGLNS: Wake up! It's the 2nd annual Halforums Stanley Cup Playoff pool! https://www.halforums.com/threads/hockeys-back.28906/page-13#post-1046729
Apr 29, 2013 3:32 AM - ThatNickGuy: That's...hockey, right? Is that the one they play on ice?
Apr 29, 2013 3:32 AM - ThatNickGuy: Oh, I know, now! That's the one on ice with the rocks and brooms!
Apr 29, 2013 3:34 AM - BErt: No, that's Quidditch
Apr 29, 2013 3:37 AM - ThatNickGuy: You fool. Quidditch isn't played on ice.

Apr 28, 2013 at 11:49 PM - Terrik: Unless it's snowing.
Apr 29, 2013 at 5:42 AM - bhamv3: Yeah, the rocks and brooms are from lacrosse

May 5, 2013 2:50 AM - stienman: Alright, here you go:
May 5, 2013 2:51 AM - stienman: "I like my women/men/objectsOfDesire like I like my microwave..."
May 5, 2013 3:04 AM - MindDetective: spattered with hot droplets of tomato sauce.

May 5, 2013 8:10 AM - Officer_Charon: Making loud noises when they are done
May 5, 2013 8:42 AM - Terrik: Plugged in and ready for sloppy seconds?....ew.
May 5, 2013 9:16 AM - TommiR: Taking in meat, giving out food
May 5, 2013 2:08 PM - Wahad: Electrically charged and prone to burning what's inside
May 5, 2013 7:48 PM - HCGLNS: popping my corn.
May 6, 2013 1:03 AM - David: Reading that comment immediately after Charlie's thread put some disturbing images in my mind

May 7, 2013 12:15 AM - HCGLNS: Feed me more!
May 7, 2013 1:43 AM - PatrThom: Sharp.

May 8, 2013 9:06 PM - CrimsonSoul: Hmm.. the shoutbox is now white in my dark theme (Animate) Daaaavvvvveeeee!
May 9, 2013 3:12 AM - General Specific:

May 10, 2013 3:06 AM - Azurephoenix: Can anyone here send Jay a message on Steam right away?
May 10, 2013 3:08 AM - Azurephoenix: I'm trying to play Killing Floor with him and of course steam needs to "convert the game content" which has frozen up all other steam functions.
May 10, 2013 3:08 AM - Azurephoenix: Lousy updates.... *grumble grumble*

May 10, 2013 2:57 PM - Jay: NOPE
May 10, 2013 4:06 PM - Azurephoenix: LOL! Hey, it was still fun. Even if I joined on wave 6 and got annihilated by the zombies.
May 10, 2013 10:52 PM - Azurephoenix: HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!! Have an awesome weekend!

May 12, 2013 8:37 AM - Terrik: My 'weekend' begins as the real weekend ends. Wee.

May 14, 2013 10:34 PM - BananaHands: Hey boners.
May 14, 2013 11:42 PM - Bones: hey Banahands!

May 15, 2013 3:26 PM - Azurephoenix: Haha... boners...
May 15, 2013 9:00 PM - BananaHands: OH HAY BONES

May 16, 2013 5:35 PM - Chad Sexington: What's a hay boner? That sounds like an allergic reaction
May 16, 2013 5:55 PM - BErt: suffering from hay boners? ask your doctor about new Viallegra

May 17, 2013 2:33 PM - BananaHands: I'm all hayboned up over here.
May 17, 2013 11:14 PM - PatrThom: Viallegra, eh? I bet I know what the commercial jingle would sound like.

May 18, 2013 5:50 AM - Yoshimickster: Hayboners are easy to make. Just three across, and 3 straight! To make a more intricate one takes a lot of time, AND a lot of hay. And who wants to deal with that much hay?
May 19, 2013 1:04 AM - Charlie Don't Surf: anybody here

May 20, 2013 11:19 AM - David: hey
May 20, 2013 1:26 PM - Bones: oh hai guizs
May 20, 2013 2:23 PM - BananaHands: 'sup fools.
May 20, 2013 9:31 PM - BananaHands: You guys should go on https://www.facebook.com/dimospizza and like any pizza I (Greg Ory) suggests so I can win free tickets.
May 20, 2013 9:31 PM - BananaHands:

May 21, 2013 7:46 AM - Terrik: I dunno, Banana-man. What have you done for me lately?
May 21, 2013 12:09 PM - Bones: you are 2 days late terrik
May 21, 2013 8:21 PM - Terrik: Sigh. I'm sorry Bananahands. My selfishness got the best of me
May 21, 2013 9:06 PM - fade: Your name is Greg? My world view is shattered.

May 22, 2013 2:06 PM - BananaHands:

May 23, 2013 5:19 AM - bhamv3: Fill in the blank: I can identify all of my friends just by looking at their _______
May 23, 2013 5:51 AM - Timmus: assession numbers that I put on their skulls which I store in my basement
May 23, 2013 12:55 PM - stienman: I can identify all of my friends just by looking at their alcohol content number.
May 23, 2013 1:00 PM - stienman: I can identify all of my friends just by looking at their tablet imprint code.
May 23, 2013 1:02 PM - stienman: I can identify all of my friends just by looking at their STD report.
May 23, 2013 5:00 PM - Chad Sexington: I can identify all of my friends by the sound of their footsteps. True fact.
May 23, 2013 6:39 PM - Emrys: I can identify all my friends by their nose prints.
May 23, 2013 7:00 PM - Dave: I can identify all my friends by imaging they exist.
May 23, 2013 11:10 PM - HCGLNS: I can identify all my friends just by looking at their autopsies.

May 24, 2013 at 3:04 PM - Gusto: ScytheRexx - That blew my mind too. Crazy.

May 25, 2013 4:46 PM - DarkAudit: Back!
May 25, 2013 5:03 PM - figmentPez: Yay! I can get my fix now.
May 25, 2013 5:04 PM - Dave: Whoa! That was fun!
May 25, 2013 5:06 PM - DarkAudit: it ain't over yet.
May 25, 2013 8:33 PM - Guest: Yah. Can't log in for some reason. Enter my u/pwd, just returns right back to the sign in screen.
May 25, 2013 10:17 PM - Guest: Also the front page is really bad and makes me wonder if I've just lost my acct to a MIM.
May 25, 2013 10:34 PM - Dave: Dufuq?
May 25, 2013 10:35 PM - Dave: Going to do a recache and see if that helps.
May 25, 2013 11:13 PM - Dave: It's getting me as well. Holy crap.
May 25, 2013 11:18 PM - Guest: Emrys here - I'm getting the same thing.
May 25, 2013 11:21 PM - Dave: I can't even get into my ACP. Basically if you logged out you're doomed. DOOMED!
May 25, 2013 11:28 PM - Dave: I have an answer. Be patient.
May 25, 2013 11:28 PM - Dave: I had to leave for a bit as my daughter decided this was a good time to get into an accident with my car. She's fine but it's going to be one of those weekends.
May 25, 2013 11:49 PM - Emrys: Hugs to you, Dave.
May 26, 2013 1:27 AM - jwhouk: Dave, is there a little raincloud hanging over your head?
May 26, 2013 3:03 AM - Guest: Priorities, Dave. We will understand. <--Not Stienman

May 26, 2013 4:03 AM - Emrys: Is your daughter OK, Dave? How about the car?
May 26, 2013 1:00 PM - PatrThom: Yay! I am made whole!
May 26, 2013 2:07 PM - DarkAudit: *battens down the hatches in preperation for server move*
May 26, 2013 10:26 PM - Officer_Charon: GET ON VENT!!

May 26, 2013 at 11:16 PM - Emrys: Good night, sweeties.

May 28, 2013 at 4:23 PM - stienman: Glad your daughter is ok. <-- Is Stienman
May 28, 2013 at 9:29 PM - Bumble the Boy Wonder: Glad all your daughters are okay. */eyebrows* ladiesss

May 30, 2013 12:39 AM - stienman: A horse is a horse, of course, of course, And no one can talk to a horse of course That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

May 30, 2013 at 9:50 AM - ScytheRexx: Joy, I so love it when someone threatens you and then passes it up with saying "I am not threatening you or anything"
May 30, 2013 at 3:45 PM - Charlie Don't Surf: I'm gonna change you / like a remix / then I'll raise you / like a phoenix

May 31, 2013 3:04 PM - Terrik: Nah

Jun 1, 2013 at 5:43 PM - Chad Sexington: Okay so never leave salmon in your garbage overnight. Eugh.
Jun 1, 2013 at 9:16 PM - Emrys: Ewwww!

Jun 2, 2013 at 7:23 AM - Terrik: Wake up , halforums.
Jun 2, 2013 at 9:46 AM - Emrys: No, I'm sleeping in today.
Jun 2, 2013 at 8:29 PM - Bones: sitting here watching anime, I will be in vent if any one wants to talk. stupid plans falling apart...

Jun 3, 2013 4:29 AM - Chad Sexington: ohhhh i just finished the best glass of scotch i've ever had.

Jun 4, 2013 5:54 PM - Necronic: what was it?
Jun 4, 2013 7:55 PM - Chad Sexington: 25 year old Glenfarclas

Jun 6, 2013 5:23 AM - Timmus: See now you're just making words up chad.
Jun 6, 2013 1:43 PM - Gusto: Hey "Random Media", go fuck yourself.
Jun 6, 2013 1:48 PM - Dave: So that's a vote against the media addon. Got it.
Jun 6, 2013 1:49 PM - Dave: Better?
Jun 6, 2013 1:54 PM - Gusto: Marginally. I keep hiding it but it keeps becoming unhid.
Jun 6, 2013 2:02 PM - Dave: It should be totally turned off.
Jun 7, 2013 1:49 AM - stienman: I'm totally turned off. but its not your fault Dave.
Jun 7, 2013 2:07 AM - ThatNickGuy: Quick question. Is an antibiotic safe to take with a nighttime cold & flu pill?
Jun 7, 2013 2:55 AM - CrimsonSoul: Walk in on your wife eating the afterbirth again, Stienman?

Jun 7, 2013 7:16 AM - Frank: Hey Nick, if it wasn't, I would be dead now.
Jun 7, 2013 2:18 PM - Terrik: GUESS WHO HAS TO CALL THE IRS, GUYS?
Jun 7, 2013 3:11 PM - Covar: Republicans?
Jun 7, 2013 3:28 PM - Terrik: LAWL. I did, but, apparently my concerns were for naught.
Jun 7, 2013 7:57 PM - PatrThom: CrimsonSoul re: Stienman

Jun 8, 2013 4:03 AM - stienman:
Jun 8, 2013 9:56 AM - Bowielee: Guess what, guys? https://www.halforums.com/threads/new-angels-comic.29440/

Jun 10, 2013 4:02 AM - DarkAudit: Dave! You broke stuff again!
Jun 10, 2013 4:53 AM - Bowielee: Did OC go on vacation or something?
Jun 10, 2013 12:15 PM - Dave: What? I broke nothing!
Jun 10, 2013 7:02 PM - Officer_Charon: Not on vacation... training a rookie. Don't like to tie up the computer so they can get used to using
Jun 10, 2013 8:38 PM - stienman: What? Halforums isn't part of their traing? Don't slack off now, OC!
Jun 11, 2013 1:52 AM - HCGLNS: Aaaaa-whooo! Werewolves of London!

Jun 11, 2013 at 1:37 AM - bhamv3: "Your final test before you can pass your training is to post a message that garners at least five 'likes' or three 'loves'."
Jun 11, 2013 at 1:38 PM - Krisken: That test is as difficult as the California bar exam

Jun 12, 2013 4:11 PM - Null: However, it is also more useful than the California bar exam, as well.

Jun 13, 2013 8:00 PM - Officer_Charon: Tee hee hee
Jun 13, 2013 8:29 PM - Chad Sexington: Would you rather sleep in a bed only half your height for a month, or eat a chapter of pages from War and Peace every day for a month?
Jun 13, 2013 9:52 PM - Gusto: Bed.
Jun 13, 2013 10:30 PM - stienman: War and Peace. There are 365 chapters in 1500 pages, and pages are double sided, so you're only eating the equivalent of 1 sheet of paper each day. Shred it, soak it, and mix it in a slushie, you'd not even notice...
Jun 13, 2013 11:28 PM - Chad Sexington: No, you'd have to like... eat eat. Chew specifically the page and swallow
Jun 14, 2013 12:40 AM - PatrThom: Hey, I already sleep in a bed half my height. It's only 3ft off the floor.
Jun 14, 2013 1:05 AM - bhamv3: It's Friday. I have lots of work to do. I don't wanna do it.
Jun 14, 2013 3:11 AM - stienman: Haha. It's not Friday here for another... 49 minutes...
Jun 14, 2013 3:12 AM - stienman: Can I add any condiments or seasonings? Drink a drink along with it? I mean, I used to chew small bits of paper as a kid, but this is a bit more roughage, you know?

Jun 14, 2013 at 11:27 AM - Chad Sexington: I'll let you drink with it, but I'm generally in favour of WYR being a game of quite unpleasantness
Jun 14, 2013 at 12:43 PM - Gusto: If it's only one page a day I'd eat that book.

Jun 15, 2013 at 2:03 AM - Terrik: SATURDAY IS NOT THE BEST DAY BECAUSE I WORK. TOMORROW IS WORSEDAY.
Jun 15, 2013 at 4:13 PM - DarkAudit: vacation has begun. off to Michigan dark and early tomorrow morning.

Jun 17, 2013 1:30 PM - Emrys: I don't wanna be at work this early in the morning.
Jun 17, 2013 2:14 PM - Dave: I hear that. And since my wife is at home today it was hard getting ready for work instead of just having weekend day 3.
Jun 18, 2013 12:46 AM - Chad Sexington: Oof busy day. Had my tattoo consult though. That was good.
Jun 18, 2013 12:46 AM - Chad Sexington: Now. Wine.
Jun 18, 2013 12:46 AM - Chad Sexington: And emails. So behind on emails.

Jun 18, 2013 10:55 AM - Terrik: I'm well on my way to uber drunk. I didn't get the chemistry job, but they were so impressed, they are scheduling a second demo for English which pays twice as much as I make now. I already had a bunch of expensive vodka and scotch and time for some more
Jun 18, 2013 12:01 PM - bhamv3: Woot grats!
Jun 18, 2013 1:34 PM - Emrys: Yay, Terrik!
Jun 18, 2013 3:06 PM - Guest: sup
Jun 18, 2013 5:00 PM - Dave: Sup.
Jun 18, 2013 6:49 PM - Chad Sexington: sdown mothafuckas
Jun 18, 2013 8:13 PM - Emrys: How's it going, Chad?
Jun 19, 2013 1:16 AM - Gusto: I am furious.
Jun 19, 2013 2:01 AM - Gusto: Livestream watching the Strip Search finale though.
Jun 19, 2013 2:23 AM - Chad Sexington: Are you furious because of Strip Search or did something happen?
Jun 19, 2013 3:42 AM - Gusto: Something happened.

Jun 19, 2013 8:02 PM - DarkAudit: annnnd... home.
Jun 20, 2013 1:20 AM - bhamv3: Is anyone getting database crashes?

Jun 20, 2013 4:03 AM - bhamv3: Are we back?
Jun 20, 2013 6:35 AM - figmentPez: Not really back. Posting is weird, and threads don't look like they have new posts, even if they do.
Jun 20, 2013 12:39 PM - Jay: The fug is going on
Jun 20, 2013 2:53 PM - PatrThom: I'm getting the dbase thing also. It is inconvenient.

Jun 21, 2013 2:43 PM - BananaHands: Guys what's that PC game where the husband and wife argues and you can instigate it or prevent it?
Jun 21, 2013 2:44 PM - BananaHands: It's hilariously bad.
Jun 21, 2013 6:44 PM - ThatNickGuy: Facade!
Jun 21, 2013 7:27 PM - BananaHands: YES

Jun 22, 2013 8:08 PM - Timmus: Hey Man, Atlantic Magaizine was unduly impressed when that thing came out!

Jun 23, 2013 4:42 AM - ThatNickGuy: Hmm. Do I stay up and watch a Pixar movie or go to bed?
Jun 23, 2013 6:14 AM - Terrik: What did you choose?
Jun 23, 2013 12:39 PM - bhamv3: Watching a Pixar movie in bed.
Jun 23, 2013 5:10 PM - ThatNickGuy: I chose The Incredibles.
Jun 23, 2013 7:15 PM - Emrys: Good choice.
Jun 24, 2013 2:02 AM - rac3r_x: Just got back from Vegas and Magic Grand Prix, was a good time

Jun 24, 2013 at 3:53 PM - BananaHands: I'm jealous. I've never been to Vegas.
Jun 24, 2013 at 4:14 PM - Gusto: BananaHands why do I have this image of you as a globetrotting playboy?
Jun 24, 2013 at 5:31 PM - Guest: lol
Jun 24, 2013 at 5:31 PM - Guest:
Jun 24, 2013 at 8:36 PM - BananaHands:

Jun 26, 2013 at 9:08 AM - Emrys: Good morning, Halforumites. How is everyone today?
Jun 26, 2013 at 10:25 AM - Gusto: I'm gonna be stressed until Saturday at least.
Jun 26, 2013 at 10:26 AM - Gusto: I need to know whether I'll have a job in two weeks, but at least this weekend my parents are going to Mexico for a week so I'll have the place to myself.
Jun 26, 2013 at 10:38 AM - Chad Sexington: I'm burnt out. Boss was in town, had two of the dumbest meetings of my life, my insurance company says I don't exist, and my meds are going to cost me $343, and I think I'm going to have cancel any travel plans this summer. Or as I call it, "Wednesday."
Jun 26, 2013 at 12:28 PM - Gusto: Awful.
Jun 26, 2013 at 1:36 PM - Emrys: <hugs> to Chad.
Jun 26, 2013 at 4:46 PM - Chad Sexington: insurance got sorted out at least. only $20. Thank goodness.
Jun 26, 2013 at 7:30 PM - Gusto: That's something!

Jun 27, 2013 4:20 PM - Officer_Charon: Infinitely better than $343
Jun 27, 2013 4:55 PM - Azurephoenix: That's like a 94% discount Chad... everybody like 94% off!

Jun 29, 2013 at 10:58 PM - DarkAudit: Argh... The Pirates are just going to break my heart again, aren't they?

Jul 1, 2013 7:57 AM - bhamv3: So I just tried looking up the English names of some Mainland Chinese laws, for a translation project. I found a site that lists the names, but also had porn and hentai banner ads. If I get fired from my job, I'm blaming the Chinese.
Jul 2, 2013 12:39 AM - Guest: Gusto? you there?
Jul 2, 2013 12:44 AM - Guest: someone paying attention please wake up Gusto for me...
Jul 2, 2013 2:13 AM - Chad Sexington: what

Jul 2, 2013 4:14 AM - Gusto: ???

Jul 9, 2013 2:19 AM - Bones: anyone alive out there tonight?
Jul 9, 2013 2:31 AM - Chad Sexington: Well, I seem to have a pulse

Jul 9, 2013 4:41 AM - ThatNickGuy: Nope. It appears I'm undead now.
Jul 9, 2013 5:44 AM - bhamv3: I sparkle under sunlight
Jul 9, 2013 12:51 PM - Gusto: I think this is the first birthday I've worked in at least 5 years.
Jul 9, 2013 2:34 PM - BananaHands: IS IT YOUR BIRTHDAY GUSTO I THINK IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
Jul 9, 2013 3:20 PM - Gusto: It might be.
Jul 9, 2013 3:46 PM - Bones: well then HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Jul 9, 2013 4:22 PM - Emrys: Happy birthday, Gusto!
Jul 9, 2013 4:41 PM - Gusto: Thanks guys.
Jul 9, 2013 7:17 PM - Gusto: Aww Seej you spoil me with these threads.

Jul 10, 2013 6:03 AM - bhamv3: I just looked up a new Asus gaming computer. Holy shit this thing costs 5000 bucks.
Jul 10, 2013 3:12 PM - BananaHands: Okay guys, Gusto's birthday is over. Let's go back to pickin' on him.
Jul 10, 2013 8:24 PM - tinabeebz: helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo everyone
Jul 10, 2013 8:24 PM - tinabeebz: what's your favorite pizza?
Jul 10, 2013 8:43 PM - Bones: super ultimate whiskey tango foxtrot combo pizza
Jul 10, 2013 8:47 PM - Gusto: Not really a pizza fan. I have it so often.
Jul 10, 2013 8:59 PM - Azurephoenix: A pizza with as much cheese and meat as possible.
Jul 10, 2013 9:14 PM - BananaHands: All pizza.
Jul 10, 2013 9:49 PM - Emrys: No olives or hot peppers or nasty fuzzy fishes.Otherwise, bring it on.
Jul 10, 2013 10:43 PM - BananaHands: Oh man, black olives and jalapeños and artichoke hearts and spinach
Jul 11, 2013 2:47 AM - Bones: sounds awesome
Jul 11, 2013 2:47 AM - Bones: i love pepperoni, jalpenos, and mushrooms
Jul 11, 2013 3:46 AM - Krisken: Two out of three isn't bad

Jul 11, 2013 at 12:04 AM - tinabeebz: I'm all over the pepperoni/jalapeno/pineapple combo. I feel like it's got a nice balance of flavors. HOWEVER, I feel like breakfast pizzas don't get near the attention they deserve. I love 'em so.
Jul 11, 2013 at 1:04 PM - Emrys: I want pizza!
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:10 PM - Gusto: I'm going for gourmet burgers tonight.
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:10 PM - stienman: Chances of shocking electrical puns in the new spiderman movie: 100%
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:10 PM - Gusto: Combination my birthday/brother's birthday and parents' anniversary.
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:10 PM - stienman: Enjoy the celebration!
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:11 PM - stienman: And remember: don't eat your hamburgers with a knife and fork!
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:12 PM - Gusto: http://www.worksburger.com/
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:12 PM - Gusto: I would never.
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:17 PM - stienman: I am required, by UN Security Council Resolution, to hate that burger joint with the passion of a thousand burning suns due to their egregious use of sound played immediately upon website opening.
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:17 PM - stienman: What is this, MySpace?
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:28 PM - Gusto: *shrug* I thought sound was off by default, I never noticed it even had sound.
Jul 11, 2013 at 2:35 PM - Chad Sexington: One time, someone rated a post I made negatively. Emotionally, I never recovered.
Jul 11, 2013 at 7:04 PM - Krisken: Gormet burgers on the grill tonight. Jalepeno blue cheese
Jul 11, 2013 at 8:01 PM - Krisken: Update: Good god, that was yummy.

Jul 12, 2013 2:11 PM - Gusto: My gourmet burger last night had bacon, carmelized onions, brie, and grilled pear slices. Delightful!
Jul 12, 2013 5:57 PM - Covar: but how was the burger?
Jul 12, 2013 7:21 PM - Emrys: I think it was delightful.
Jul 13, 2013 12:40 AM - stienman: Bored... bored... bored... whoops....
Jul 13, 2013 2:05 AM - Emrys: stienman: Whoops what? Y'all have another baby?
Jul 13, 2013 3:16 AM - BananaHands: Name it bananahands

Jul 13, 2013 4:47 AM - stienman: If only it were that easy...
Jul 13, 2013 5:34 AM - BananaHands: Knock knock.
Jul 13, 2013 5:35 AM - tinabeebz: who's there?
Jul 13, 2013 5:36 AM - BananaHands: To.
Jul 13, 2013 6:21 AM - tinabeebz: TO WHOM oh geesh bananahands get new jokes UGHK
Jul 13, 2013 6:35 AM - BananaHands:
Jul 13, 2013 10:44 AM - Guest: My birthday may be tomorrow, but the party starts tonight. Woo. I guess.
Jul 13, 2013 10:44 AM - Guest: Said the guest, who may or may not be Terrik. Probably not though--he's a jerk.
Jul 13, 2013 2:40 PM - stienman: tinabeebz - destroyer of worlds jokes!
Jul 13, 2013 5:08 PM - BananaHands: Happy birthday (not)Terrik!
Jul 13, 2013 8:44 PM - Thread Necromancer: hey

Jul 16, 2013 4:32 AM - Chad Sexington: Why the hell am I awake
Jul 16, 2013 5:04 AM - Gusto: Because it's earlier for you than it is for me.
Jul 16, 2013 5:13 AM - stienman: Go to sleep.
Jul 16, 2013 5:16 AM - stienman: Maybe this will help you fall asleep:

Jul 20, 2013 12:20 AM - Terrik: Network maintenance? This is an outrage! I refuse to be bullied!

Jul 19, 2013 at 11:19 PM - Bones: http://www.themarysue.com/comic-con-women-majority/
Jul 19, 2013 at 11:20 PM - Bones: pictures of kags super hero group show up in strange places
Jul 20, 2013 at 1:59 AM - Gusto: Excellent.

Jul 22, 2013 2:06 AM - Chad Sexington: terrik! your steam name?I thought i had you...

Jul 26, 2013 7:00 PM - Gusto: What it is my droogs
Jul 26, 2013 9:04 PM - Chad Sexington: Oh I do not want to enter one more record
Jul 26, 2013 9:05 PM - Bones: yo yo yo what it is!

Jul 28, 2013 6:24 AM - DarkAudit: Goodbye Gentoo, hello Xubuntu.

Jul 30, 2013 at 10:23 PM - bhamv3: I turned on flight mode on my phone but it's not flying. Stupid phone.

Jul 31, 2013 9:25 AM - Bubble181: Some phones need a bit of a "running start", especially if you haven't used it before. Try turning on flight mode, than throwing it out of the window, preferably a few stories up.
Jul 31, 2013 1:00 PM - Gusto: Just don't put your phone on beast mode.
Jul 31, 2013 3:52 PM - stienman: They used to fly, but cellphone companies lost a lot of money on the phone insurance plans, so they disabled most of the feature.

Aug 1, 2013 3:53 PM - BananaHands: Waaaaah.
Aug 1, 2013 8:10 PM - stienman: ooooooooooga!
Aug 1, 2013 8:22 PM - Gusto: Narf!
Aug 1, 2013 10:00 PM - Null: Zort!
Aug 1, 2013 10:41 PM - tinabeebz: MEEEEEEOWTH that's right
Aug 1, 2013 11:31 PM - Timmus: Rawah!

Aug 2, 2013 7:23 AM - PatrThom: Onomatopoeia!
Aug 2, 2013 7:28 PM - Chad Sexington: Heard out of context in the hallway, "Yes but her boobs aren't tying him up."
Aug 3, 2013 2:13 AM - Emrys: That should have been an interesting conversation.

Aug 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM - stienman: "...then they had to taser her again."
Aug 3, 2013 at 12:43 PM - stienman:

Aug 7, 2013 9:54 AM - Krisken: Since Daft Punk canceled on Colbert, does that mean he didn't get lucky?

Aug 8, 2013 4:21 PM - Chad Sexington: Considering the extra publicity that bit got because of the lack of Daft Punk, spoiling the MTV 'surprise', plus the amusing dance w/ celebs... I'd say it actually worked out pretty well. He Got Ironically Lucky, maybe
Aug 8, 2013 5:59 PM - Timmus: They were probably gonna do that dance number anyway though. Loved him eviscerating the MTV guy though.

Aug 9, 2013 9:25 AM - BananaHands: I loved Cranston in that dance sequence.
Aug 9, 2013 1:04 PM - Timmus: so much win

Aug 12, 2013 2:00 AM - Terrik: It's so hot I'm melting.
Aug 12, 2013 12:10 PM - Officer_Charon: Who the hell are YOU telling?!
Aug 12, 2013 2:44 PM - Emrys: Whine, whine, whine.

Aug 13, 2013 7:01 AM - Terrik:
Aug 13, 2013 1:13 PM - Officer_Charon:
Aug 13, 2013 2:17 PM - BananaHands:
Aug 13, 2013 2:26 PM - Emrys: Ummm... did I do that?
Aug 13, 2013 2:36 PM - Gusto:
Aug 13, 2013 4:26 PM - Gusto: Ugh, they break up my shift in the dumbest way. 2.5 more hours before I get to leave, and I won't be home for another 3 hours after that.
Aug 13, 2013 6:27 PM - Gusto: Only 33 minutes remaining. Then I get to eat!

Aug 14, 2013 1:12 PM - Emrys: Food, glorious food!

Aug 15, 2013 7:46 AM - stienman: Hot sausage and mustard!
Aug 15, 2013 2:34 PM - BananaHands: That seems like something someone would exclaim if they're upset. "Aw, HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD!" *kicks*
Aug 15, 2013 5:58 PM - Gusto: UGH

Aug 16, 2013 10:27 AM - Emrys: That would make a great battle cry. FOR HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTAAAAAAARD!
Aug 16, 2013 1:17 PM - ncts_dodge_man: "Today we fight, for tonight, we dine in Hell... For Hot Sausage and Mustard!!!"

Aug 18, 2013 at 2:36 PM - BananaHands: Hey gusto, why the frown face clown face?

Aug 20, 2013 at 7:50 PM - Emrys: Hi, everyone. How ya' doing tonight?

Aug 21, 2013 5:09 PM - BananaHands: Hiiii Emrys!
Aug 21, 2013 9:30 PM - Emrys: Hi BananaHands!

Aug 22, 2013 9:58 AM - BananaHands: How are YOU!
Aug 22, 2013 12:46 PM - drawn_inward: How do you tag someone in a post??
Aug 22, 2013 12:53 PM - drawn_inward: Nevermind @Dave
Aug 22, 2013 1:26 PM - Chad Sexington: I should... get lunch. How's everyone's day?
Aug 22, 2013 1:39 PM - drawn_inward: Doing well Chad! How you doin?
Aug 22, 2013 1:46 PM - Gusto: I wish it was tomorrow night. This has been an easy week as far as work and scheduling but I'm super excited for the weekend.
Aug 22, 2013 2:32 PM - BananaHands: Every Gustos working for the weekend.
Aug 22, 2013 2:50 PM - Gusto: Creemore Copper Kettle beerfest dogg.
Aug 22, 2013 3:36 PM - BananaHands: Oh dogg on a hogg you knockin' back some crispy stellas?

Aug 23, 2013 9:59 AM - Gusto: Fuck yes.
Aug 23, 2013 1:33 PM - Gusto: 4 more hours til I get to fuck off for the weekend.
Aug 23, 2013 2:10 PM - BananaHands: 2 hours and 20 minutes before the bad decisions start.
Aug 23, 2013 2:22 PM - Gusto: 2:09 before I'm work. Another hour maybe until I hit the road.
Aug 23, 2013 2:34 PM - Chad Sexington: Can't wait for my day to end. I really want a guinness.
Aug 23, 2013 2:59 PM - BananaHands: We got Guiness in Chicago!
Aug 23, 2013 3:35 PM - Gusto: My trunk is full of Creemore. I need a fridge to be full of it instead. Gonna be all warm.
Aug 23, 2013 3:51 PM - Chad Sexington: I wish I could be in Chicago drinking Guinness. Man that'd be great.
Aug 23, 2013 3:54 PM - Gusto: Me too actually. Just because I so rarely get to travel and that;s where my BananaHands is.
Aug 23, 2013 4:03 PM - Gusto: Just not this weekend because I have other awesome plans.
Aug 23, 2013 9:03 PM - stienman: Sooo... anybody watching Princes Bride with me tonight, or am I alone?
Aug 23, 2013 9:03 PM - Bones: alone, watching sailor moon in japanese with my co-host kikimaru
Aug 23, 2013 9:03 PM - filmfanatic: I've got my DVD of it prepped up. Anyone else?
Aug 23, 2013 9:06 PM - stienman: Well start in about 2 minutes.
Aug 23, 2013 9:07 PM - stienman: Give or take a minute or three, looks like my computer clock is fast.
Aug 23, 2013 9:07 PM - stienman: at 10 after, anyway.
Aug 23, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman: Well, I suppose it's just you and me, filmfanatic. Ready?
Aug 23, 2013 9:10 PM - filmfanatic: Ready.
Aug 23, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman: 3
Aug 23, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman: 2
Aug 23, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman: 1
Aug 23, 2013 9:10 PM - stienman: go
Aug 23, 2013 9:11 PM - stienman: yay, 8 bit graphics!
Aug 23, 2013 9:15 PM - stienman: Yeah, when does it get good?
Aug 23, 2013 9:17 PM - stienman: So does the prince have that knot in his belt due to the style in the 80's, or did the 80's adopt that style due to this movie?
Aug 23, 2013 9:18 PM - filmfanatic: I'd say due to the '80s. After all, going by the framing, the kid is probably imagining all of this as he hears the story.
Aug 23, 2013 9:19 PM - stienman: Bet you're right.
Aug 23, 2013 9:19 PM - stienman: Man, everytime I see this I still can't believe how big Fezzig's hand is compared to Buttercup's head.
Aug 23, 2013 9:19 PM - filmfanatic: You're thinking? Inconceivable!
Aug 23, 2013 9:20 PM - stienman: I love this rant/monologue.
Aug 23, 2013 9:20 PM - stienman: Unemployed in greenland?!
Aug 23, 2013 9:20 PM - stienman: And then, the rhymes...
Aug 23, 2013 9:20 PM - stienman: Wait, wait - do all the bad guys have naturally curly hair?
Aug 23, 2013 9:21 PM - filmfanatic: ...Huh. Didn't notice.
Aug 23, 2013 9:21 PM - filmfanatic: Guess those with curls shouldn't be trusted.

Aug 23, 2013 at 9:23 PM - stienman: I think the king had curls too, though, so maybe not. Maybe everyone has curls - it was the 80's after all.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:23 PM - filmfanatic: Valid point.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:24 PM - stienman: I never noticed she had steam rising from her body when she was dragged into the boat. That shivering must have been real.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:25 PM - stienman: Pretty speedy climber.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:26 PM - filmfanatic: Jeez, Fezzik is pretty speedy. Those arms and his strength probably give a good advantage to it.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:28 PM - stienman: Vizzini is very nice to Inigo. "Fine, have it your way!"
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:29 PM - stienman: "No good. I've known too many Spaniards."
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:29 PM - filmfanatic: Oh, the deals and trust issues of duelists.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:31 PM - stienman: Yeah, a real bad guy would have taken Inigo's sword when offered and killed him with it.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: I might be able to pull off Inigo Montoya for Halloween. Would be fun.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:34 PM - filmfanatic: Cool. Be sure to take a page from these two and study from the Errol Flynn School of Swordplay.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:34 PM - stienman: I've often wondered if their fencing banter has basis in reality, or if it's made up.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:35 PM - stienman: "Get used to disappointment" is another line I use occasionally from this movie.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:36 PM - filmfanatic: You know, Vizzini isn't that bad of a boss. Yet another minion who gets to do the battle his way.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:37 PM - stienman: Yeah, despite his ranting earlier, he's listening to his minions... to some degree.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:37 PM - stienman: "...try to kill each other like civilized people?"
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:38 PM - stienman: The banter in each fighting scene is delicious.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:38 PM - stienman: "Fighting gangs for local charities... that sort of thing."
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:39 PM - filmfanatic: Another lesson from the Errol Flynn School of Swordplay, although more applicable to different situations.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:39 PM - stienman: "rest well, dream of large women."
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:40 PM - stienman: We shouold select an errol flynn film for a movie night.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:40 PM - filmfanatic: I nominate The Adventures of Robin Hood. Old-school classic.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:41 PM - stienman: I've not seen it yet, sounds like fun
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:41 PM - stienman: And we enter one of my favorite scenes.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:41 PM - filmfanatic: It's in glorious technicolor, generally faithful to the original tales and full of Golden Age movie fun.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:42 PM - stienman: Again, they are very respectful of one another. Vizzini puts away his knife and they engage in the agreed upon duel.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:44 PM - filmfanatic: OH man, Vizzini's expressions as he drinks.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:45 PM - filmfanatic: Croak. Tilt. Dead.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:45 PM - stienman: Yeah, his face is great in almost every scene. He just owns that character.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:46 PM - filmfanatic: Humperdinck has curlish hair, hsi main henchman's hair is somewhat curlish...you may be onto something here...
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:46 PM - filmfanatic: *his main henchman
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:47 PM - stienman: "Iocane. I bet my life on it!"
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:47 PM - stienman: "...I shall be very put out."
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:49 PM - stienman: Suede pants...
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:49 PM - filmfanatic: Our two main characters...

Aug 23, 2013 at 9:50 PM - filmfanatic:
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:50 PM - stienman: bump... bump... roll.. ow... oof.. ooouugh...
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:50 PM - stienman: Is that a griffin on their flag?
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:50 PM - stienman: And Wesley's ever-present tiny ponytail.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:50 PM - stienman: But no curly hair!
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:51 PM - stienman: Maybe everyone but the main characters have curly hair...
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:52 PM - filmfanatic: Actually, Humperdinck's henchman looked like he might have straight hair. Just curled a bit in the wind.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:52 PM - stienman: Hmmm.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:52 PM - stienman: The oversized wasp nests on the ground
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:53 PM - stienman: I suppose there are some mushrooms that look like that though.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:53 PM - filmfanatic: Maybe they house W.O.U.S.s (Wasps Of Unusual Size).
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:54 PM - stienman: Completely nonplussed about the flame spurts now.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:54 PM - stienman: heh
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:54 PM - stienman: "I'll most likely kill you in the morning. It was a fine time for me..."
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:56 PM - stienman: We all completely gloss over the fact that as the Dread Pirate Roberts Wesley has attacked and killed hundreds of people. But, you know, he's not a bad guy at heart... he was just making a living so he could support buttercup.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:57 PM - filmfanatic: Of course. He has Hero Insurance. As long as you're the good guy and achieve a good goal, things like piracy and murder can be forgiven.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:57 PM - stienman: True, dat.
Aug 23, 2013 at 9:58 PM - filmfanatic: Watch out, the Rat boss from Mario Land 2!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:00 PM - stienman: Count Rugen's hair isn't very curly, but it's got a decent curl to it.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:00 PM - stienman: "I swear it will be done."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:00 PM - stienman:
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:01 PM - stienman: "We are men of action. Lies do not become us."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:01 PM - stienman: He's pretty sensitive about his extra finger though.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:02 PM - stienman: The facial expressions on the albino crack me up
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:02 PM - filmfanatic: That, and the voice clearing.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:02 PM - stienman: yeah, he's a great character.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:02 PM - stienman: heheheh
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:03 PM - stienman: The head nods and shaking
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:04 PM - stienman: Man, the little kid has an Empire Strikes Back glass with a bendy straw. I'm jealous.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:04 PM - stienman: I'd never noticed how large her crown was.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:05 PM - filmfanatic: Yeah, that's a pretty big crown.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:05 PM - stienman: Quite vicible even from a distance though.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:05 PM - stienman: visible
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:05 PM - stienman: "Yes, you're very smart. Shut up."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:09 PM - stienman: These two lines are also favorites. "...my wife to murder, and guilder to blame for it. I'm swamped!" and "Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything."

Aug 23, 2013 at 10:09 PM - stienman: I bet someone had fun designing and building the machine.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:09 PM - filmfanatic: You know, I always wondered how specifically the Count's machine managed to suck out life.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:11 PM - stienman: "Try ruling the world sometime."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:12 PM - stienman: Nice truncheon. Looks particularly painful.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:17 PM - stienman: "NOT TO FIFTY!"
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:18 PM - filmfanatic: "...I sense a great disturbance in the force."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:18 PM - stienman: HA!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:19 PM - stienman: Swaying around like... a drunken spaniard.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:19 PM - stienman: "It's worse than that, he's DEAD Jim!"
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:21 PM - filmfanatic: Man, it really was an inspired idea to have the framing device of a grandfather reading to his grandson.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:21 PM - stienman: Yes.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:21 PM - stienman: Miracle max - not curly!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:22 PM - stienman: Another great performance in this movie. Miracle max cracks me up every time.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:24 PM - filmfanatic: HUMPERDINCK!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:25 PM - stienman: "That is a noble cause!"
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:26 PM - stienman: "You've been mostly dead all day..."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:28 PM - stienman: Miracle Max just happened to have a fezzig sized holocaust cloak in storage...
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:29 PM - stienman: Each of the Prince's outfits from scene to scene become more extravagent.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:30 PM - filmfanatic: Oh, Peter Cook. You and your mawwiage talk.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:30 PM - stienman: King's hair is less curly than count rugen's.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:30 PM - stienman: "and wuv... twue wuv.. will fowwow you.."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:30 PM - filmfanatic: Fezzik, Inigo and Wesley used bluff! It was super effective!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:31 PM - stienman: heh
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:31 PM - stienman: "...I have no gate key." "Fezzig, tear his arms off." "Oh! You mean this gate key!"
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:34 PM - stienman: And Buttercup's hair is curled for the wedding.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:34 PM - stienman: A dagger! Such a villian!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:35 PM - stienman: How marvelous!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:35 PM - stienman: And we reach the point in the movie where all seems lost.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:36 PM - stienman: Inigo is dying, Wesley is missing, and buttercup is about to commit suicide...
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:36 PM - filmfanatic: Truer words were never spoken, Wesley.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:36 PM - stienman: GENTLY! *clonk* ugh.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:37 PM - stienman: I agree with you. There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:38 PM - filmfanatic: Ah, the power of vengeance. Not even a dagger to the gut can stop it.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:38 PM - stienman: Indeed. But a sword to the gut is immediately fatal.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:38 PM - stienman: "I got married. I didn't want to, it all happened so fast!"

Aug 23, 2013 at 10:39 PM - stienman: Ah, the lovely insults!
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:40 PM - filmfanatic: "To the pain!". Now that I sometimes use in online gaming.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:40 PM - stienman: "It's possible, pig." <-- another one I use with my family.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:42 PM - stienman: Apparently in the book the prince, when hunting, would take all four white horses, switching between them as the hunt progessed so as to always have a fresh horse throughout the hunt.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:43 PM - filmfanatic: The "revenge business" line here is Mandy Patinkin's favorite line from the film.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:43 PM - stienman: Fezzig got really small when he mounted that horse.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:44 PM - stienman: I bet he's annoyed that people keep asking him to give the "hello, my name is..." monologue, but I can see why the revenge business line would be preferred.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:44 PM - stienman: "...as you wish."
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:44 PM - stienman: I hadn't realized that this is the last line of the film, but it does tie it up perfectly.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:45 PM - filmfanatic: Yes, it does.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:45 PM - filmfanatic: And now, it is over. Still such a wonderful fantasy film.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:45 PM - stienman: Yeah, it really hits all the right notes.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:45 PM - stienman: Thanks for watching it with me, this was fun! I look forward to the later movie nights.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:47 PM - filmfanatic: Indeed. Hopefully we can get more people to turn out in the future for this.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:47 PM - stienman: Yeah, well short notice killed this one, but I expect we'll get a handful of people if we plan a week in advance.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:48 PM - stienman: I can never stop the credits. I enjoy the music too much...
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:49 PM - stienman: Man, short, short credits compared to today's movies. They don't have to have minutes of credits just for the visual effects artists, animators, programmers, etc.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:50 PM - filmfanatic: Indeed. How times change.
Aug 23, 2013 at 10:50 PM - stienman: Good night!

Aug 23, 2013 11:03 PM - filmfanatic: Good night.

Aug 26, 2013 7:32 AM - jwhouk: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAJUNGAL!
Aug 26, 2013 3:19 PM - Gusto: Happy Birthday Miss Lady!
Aug 26, 2013 4:02 PM - Krisken: Yes, happy birthday CG
Aug 26, 2013 6:43 PM - Guest: Bonne fete, belle femme.
Aug 26, 2013 6:47 PM - stienman: Shego?
Aug 26, 2013 6:51 PM - Emrys: I wish. No, it was me. My computer is bi-polar and tells me I'm not signed in when I am.
Aug 26, 2013 6:52 PM - stienman: Ah!

Aug 27, 2013 10:00 AM - Bones: I am bored at work, I demand people entertain me!
Aug 27, 2013 10:31 AM - LittleKagsin: You should think of some awesome questions to ask me on Friday!!
Aug 27, 2013 10:31 AM - LittleKagsin:
Aug 27, 2013 10:37 AM - BananaHands: Oh suuuuure. Give Kags all the good questions! You know, I answer questions at a 10th grade level!
Aug 27, 2013 10:45 AM - LittleKagsin: Ha! Tha'ts what you get for being late to the party - you don't get the good qutesions.
Aug 27, 2013 11:40 AM - Bones: we welcome all people to the super happy fun time jabbertron tea party with Kiki and Bones.
Aug 27, 2013 1:57 PM - Gusto: Why is my nose so ticklish/itchy today!?
Aug 27, 2013 2:31 PM - BananaHands: Who nose.

Aug 28, 2013 3:04 AM - Frank: OH MY GOD I'M SO BORED
Aug 28, 2013 8:41 AM - stienman: Are you still bored?
Aug 28, 2013 10:37 AM - Morphine: Parents should never get sick ; _ ;
Aug 28, 2013 11:04 AM - stienman: ^^^ Agree.
Aug 28, 2013 12:14 PM - Frank: Yes, except now I am at home and cannot sleep.

Aug 29, 2013 8:01 AM - Gusto: I wish I could sleep more than 5 hours a night these days.
Aug 29, 2013 8:02 AM - Gusto: I haven't had a decent night's sleep in a week. Admittedly, part of that was my own doing.
Aug 29, 2013 12:08 PM - Chad Sexington: I've been re-reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, and it is wonderful. There's a lot of wisdom I didn't appreciate the first time. I was too young and cocky, I think
Aug 29, 2013 12:20 PM - Emrys: Meaning you're not young now?
Aug 29, 2013 2:33 PM - Krisken: I'm noticing a trend, Chad. Are you feeling old lately?
Aug 29, 2013 3:01 PM - Emrys: He's very mature for his age. <too soon?>
Aug 29, 2013 8:59 PM - Guest: Anyone here for robinhood tonight?
Aug 29, 2013 8:59 PM - stienman: Guess I should sign in first.
Aug 29, 2013 8:59 PM - filmfanatic: I'm prepping my Blu-Ray.
Aug 29, 2013 9:00 PM - stienman: We'll start at 10:10 on my watch, which is exactly ten minutes from this chat message....
Aug 29, 2013 9:00 PM - stienman: I still have to buy it streaming, so I'll be doing that shortly, then letting it buffer.
Aug 29, 2013 9:08 PM - stienman: Two minutes.
Aug 29, 2013 9:11 PM - stienman: Sorry, I'm running late, Amazon is being unkind...
Aug 29, 2013 9:11 PM - filmfanatic: No worries.
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: I think I've got it sorted. Sounds like it's just you and me again.
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: Ready?
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - filmfanatic: Ready.
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: 5
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: 4
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: 3
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: 2
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: 1
Aug 29, 2013 9:14 PM - stienman: go
Aug 29, 2013 9:15 PM - stienman: I'm guessing it's a long lead in for credits...
Aug 29, 2013 9:15 PM - filmfanatic: Movies from this time tended to frontload their credits.
Aug 29, 2013 9:15 PM - filmfanatic: Still, awesome opening music for this film.
Aug 29, 2013 9:16 PM - stienman: Yep. We get a taste of the whole score.
Aug 29, 2013 9:16 PM - stienman: Yay!
Aug 29, 2013 9:17 PM - stienman: Such a considerate brother!
Aug 29, 2013 9:18 PM - stienman: I detect symbolism with the spilled red wine..,!
Aug 29, 2013 9:18 PM - filmfanatic: Symbolism in the glory of technicolor!
Aug 29, 2013 9:18 PM - stienman: A hero appears!
Aug 29, 2013 9:20 PM - filmfanatic: Drats! Foiled by an arrow!
Aug 29, 2013 9:23 PM - filmfanatic: Yes, yes, unlike those silly Saxons.
Aug 29, 2013 9:25 PM - filmfanatic: Anyone order a buck?

Aug 29, 2013 at 9:26 PM - stienman: hehe
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:30 PM - filmfanatic: And thus begins the ass kicking...
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:31 PM - stienman: indeed!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: theres a traitor inside! on noes!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: oh*
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:35 PM - stienman: Good thing he had a getaway horse and hiding spot ready...
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:36 PM - filmfanatic: A challenger approaches!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:38 PM - filmfanatic: Hahahahaha...
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:38 PM - stienman: hehehe
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:39 PM - stienman: See, the witty banter is what makes it fun! We didn't have much of that during the castle fight though.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:40 PM - filmfanatic: Yeah, I forgot there wasn't as much banter during that fight. Maybe the Errol Flynn School of Swordplay teaches Witty Banter 101 more for regular interaction rather than swordfighting.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:41 PM - stienman: Maybe witty banter only occurs during one on one fights.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:42 PM - filmfanatic: Makes sense. That way you can focus your wordplay, rather than dealing with comments coming from all sides.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:43 PM - filmfanatic: Nice tailor work for Robin and his gang.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:44 PM - stienman: A fat friar!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:46 PM - stienman: Quite the rascal.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:47 PM - stienman: You fight like a cow!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:48 PM - stienman: Meat, the way to a friar's heart!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:51 PM - Gusto: Guys check out Zappit's new comic and prepare your poor heart.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:52 PM - filmfanatic: Yoinks and away!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:54 PM - filmfanatic: Also, I'm hoping good thoughts his way, Gusto.
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:55 PM - stienman: Wonderful, @Zappit
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:55 PM - stienman: "I've never tickled a woman's fancy before!"
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:56 PM - stienman: Food and merriment!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:57 PM - filmfanatic: Absolute joy!
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:57 PM - stienman: A study in stockholm syndrome...
Aug 29, 2013 at 9:58 PM - stienman: NOM NOM NOM
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:01 PM - filmfanatic: In other words, life sucks for us Saxons.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:06 PM - stienman: That bonnet appears to be a problem.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:06 PM - stienman: Maybe he likes the bonnet? Has prince john thought of that?
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:07 PM - stienman: The thin mustaches popular in the 30's.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:07 PM - stienman: Only the important people appear to have mustaches...
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:08 PM - filmfanatic: Of course. What's classier than a classy 'stache?
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:09 PM - filmfanatic: Moustache equals authority.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:10 PM - stienman: True. I wonder if we'll see a toothbrush mustache, since this is just before the invasion of poland.

Aug 29, 2013 at 10:10 PM - stienman: Having not seen this, I wonder if we're going to see a split arrow.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:11 PM - stienman: target center!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:12 PM - stienman: What interest indeed, Lady Marion.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:13 PM - stienman: yay! split arrow! the tinker wins!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:14 PM - filmfanatic: No one can stand the might of Robin Hood's shove!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:15 PM - stienman: It's interesting how much Disney's Robin Hood borrowed from this film.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:16 PM - filmfanatic: Yeah, old movies have had a bit of influence on some of Disney's films.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:16 PM - filmfanatic: For example, Beauty and the Beast has a few elements drawn from Jean Cocteau's La Belle et Le Bete,
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:17 PM - filmfanatic: Or Aladdin with what it draws from The Thief of Bagdad.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:17 PM - stienman: Hope that stuntman was paid well
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:18 PM - filmfanatic: Let's hope so. At least it's not a DeMille picture. He had a certain lack of care when it came to stuntmen and safety.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:18 PM - stienman: A waiting maid at a tavern! Shameless!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:20 PM - stienman: "Fetch her in!" fun language changes over time.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:20 PM - stienman: Now that's a hanging gibbet!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:21 PM - stienman: The pikes most of the soldiers are carrying have and interesting design.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:22 PM - filmfanatic: Yep. Prince John certainly got his money's worth.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:24 PM - stienman: Robin invented parkour!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:25 PM - stienman: And, of course, he has to think lady marion personally...
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:27 PM - Gusto: You fuckers watching a movie?
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:28 PM - filmfanatic: It's the Halforums Movie Night. The Adventures of Robin Hood. 1938.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:28 PM - stienman: Yep!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:28 PM - stienman: We're 1:12 into The Adventures of Robin Hood, 1939.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:28 PM - stienman: ninja!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:30 PM - filmfanatic: Assassin's Creed: Sherwood.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:31 PM - stienman: hehehe
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:32 PM - filmfanatic: We are but strangers in your land. Ignore our impressive moustaches.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:32 PM - stienman: ...he knows!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:35 PM - stienman: What? They're letting her go?
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:36 PM - stienman: Oh, guess not.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:37 PM - filmfanatic: Of course! You have a warning in the one box kept out.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:41 PM - filmfanatic: And now, Richard meets Robin.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:43 PM - stienman: Guess he wasn't as careful as the waiting maid told him to be.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:44 PM - stienman: the big reveal!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:46 PM - stienman: poke poke poke
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:46 PM - stienman: "...it's only a model." "SHH!"

Aug 29, 2013 at 10:47 PM - PatrThom: I feel bad for missing out.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:48 PM - filmfanatic: Pay no heed of our familiar faces. Just look at the robes.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:49 PM - stienman: Sorry I'm not picking better times.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:50 PM - stienman: Another fight!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:50 PM - filmfanatic: Looks to be an epic one!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:50 PM - stienman: Those swords aren't nearly as loud as swords in today's movies.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:50 PM - filmfanatic: They are a bit more muted, aren't they?
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:50 PM - filmfanatic: Here, it's clatter, clatter, clatter.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:51 PM - filmfanatic: In modern movies...CLANG CLANG CLANG.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:51 PM - stienman: yeah. I'm guessing this is more realistic.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:51 PM - stienman: banter!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:52 PM - stienman: Ah, the one on one fighting has louder sword sounds.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:52 PM - stienman: Shadow fighting!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:53 PM - stienman: The choreography and framing really is great.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:53 PM - filmfanatic: Swordplay so awesome, we can't show the real thing!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:53 PM - stienman: heh
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:53 PM - stienman: Another stuntman down.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:54 PM - stienman: Stair swordplay!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:54 PM - stienman: "... what gate key?"
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:55 PM - filmfanatic: Time for one last play by John.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:56 PM - filmfanatic: Now, the happy ending.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:56 PM - stienman: And they lived happily ever after. Immediately.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:57 PM - filmfanatic: The End...with stirring music once more!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:57 PM - stienman: Well, thanks for watching this with me!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:58 PM - stienman: It was as good as you said.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:58 PM - stienman: Good night!
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:58 PM - filmfanatic: My pleasure. It's a delight to watch.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:59 PM - filmfanatic: For me, it's my favorite adaptation of Robin Hood.
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:59 PM - filmfanatic: Good night.
Aug 29, 2013 at 11:00 PM - stienman:

Aug 31, 2013 4:02 PM - Guest: hi
Aug 31, 2013 5:55 PM - Emrys: Hi, Guest.
Aug 31, 2013 9:47 PM - Bowielee: Are you related to the Hampshire Guests?

Sep 1, 2013 at 10:29 AM - Terrik: Where's our resident talking candlestick?
Sep 1, 2013 at 12:59 PM - Tress: Fantasy football draft starting in 1 minute...

Sep 4, 2013 9:59 AM - stienman: Movie night tomorrow (thursday)! Clue! should be hilarious.
Sep 4, 2013 3:00 PM - Morphine: Who wants to teach me how to play guitar?
Sep 4, 2013 8:19 PM - stienman: I want to! But I don't know how either, and don't plan on learning anytime soon, so you might be waiting awhile before I can...

Sep 5, 2013 at 12:36 AM - Officer_Charon: I totally would, Morphy, but I'm in a similar boat to steinman (although I totally would learn, if given the chance)
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:59 AM - stienman: Movie night tonight!
Sep 5, 2013 at 11:35 AM - Azurephoenix: How does one teach another to play guitar over the internet?
Sep 5, 2013 at 11:35 AM - Frank: I can only teach you the basics of the art of air guitar, of which I'm only an intermediate.
Sep 5, 2013 at 6:20 PM - Bowielee: I also posted this in the movie night thread. I will try my best to be there, but I've got quite a bit of homework over the past day that I have to jump on so I don't start the semester off being behind.
Sep 5, 2013 at 7:14 PM - Piotyr: DO IT
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:37 PM - Piotyr: it is nearing movie time
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:37 PM - Piotyr: is anyone here for movie time?
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:48 PM - Officer_Charon: am on vent!
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:54 PM - Piotyr: there a different vent server than I'm used to?
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:54 PM - Piotyr: than is posted in general I mean
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:56 PM - Officer_Charon: that's the one I'm on....
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:56 PM - Bones: we dont see you man
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:57 PM - Bones: I am on the maxfrag one
Sep 5, 2013 at 8:57 PM - Piotyr: so am I, just need to grab my headset
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:00 PM - Piotyr: I have the movie queued on netflix streaming, paused at the start
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:00 PM - Bowielee: I just got home, could you guys give me a sec to get my headset set up
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:00 PM - filmfanatic: Got my DVD prepped. I'll mostly do shoutbox, but where is the Vent server for me to listen to you guys?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:01 PM - Piotyr: https://www.halforums.com/threads/ventrilo-server-information.24696/
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:02 PM - Piotyr: I admit, I've seen this movie 100 times and the beginning is the foggiest part to me
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:03 PM - filmfanatic: Just give us a countdown for when to start.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:03 PM - Bowielee: I'm just getting vent booted up right now
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:03 PM - Piotyr: soon as I hear from Bowie I'll do the countdown
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:03 PM - Guest: I might actually be able to join!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:04 PM - Guest: stienman: I'll log in after I get netflix buffered.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:04 PM - Piotyr: everyone have the movie queued up and at 0:00?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:04 PM - Piotyr: I'm in vent and shoutbox
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:04 PM - Piotyr: looks like we'll have 6 total tonight!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - filmfanatic: I've got it paused at the very beginning,.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Guest: Okeydoke, I've got it buffered.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Guest: and paused
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Piotyr: 5
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Piotyr: 4
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Piotyr: 3
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Piotyr: 2

Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Piotyr: 1
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:05 PM - Piotyr: GO
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:06 PM - stienman: CHEESY MUSIC!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:06 PM - Piotyr: OMINOUS CLOUDS
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:07 PM - stienman: Lee Ving, huh? Must make for awkward introductions.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:07 PM - stienman: "Hi, I'm Lee Ving" "Oh, so soon? Do you have to go?"
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:07 PM - Piotyr: he's the answer to "Which one of these is not like the others? Which one of these doesn't belong?"
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:08 PM - Piotyr: a great cast...and Lee Ving!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:08 PM - stienman: Tim curry!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:08 PM - filmfanatic: Thank goodness it's you instead of Rowan Atkinson.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:09 PM - stienman: heh
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:09 PM - filmfanatic: Hello, maid!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:10 PM - stienman: jiggle jiggle jiggle
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:10 PM - stienman: Knife!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:10 PM - Piotyr: colleen camp's greatest regret: she never took one of those costumes home with her
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:10 PM - Piotyr: seriously
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:11 PM - filmfanatic: Heyooh!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:11 PM - Piotyr: within reason!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:11 PM - stienman: indeed
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:12 PM - Piotyr: the dog crap bit is hilarious
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:12 PM - stienman: That smell is going to follow the butler the remainder of the movie, isn't it?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:12 PM - stienman: That's one huge collar
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:12 PM - filmfanatic: Christopher Lloyd!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:13 PM - Piotyr: The horny professor!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:14 PM - stienman: He responds quick!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:14 PM - Piotyr: SIT!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:14 PM - stienman: GOOD BOY!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:14 PM - Piotyr: it's frightened
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:14 PM - stienman: Why is the car stopped?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:15 PM - stienman: His first grabby hands of the evening.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:16 PM - stienman: I buttle, sir.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:16 PM - Piotyr: I buttle, sir
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:17 PM - stienman: sluuuurp
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:18 PM - stienman: yack yack yack
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:18 PM - Piotyr: circled completely around in about 20 seconds

Sep 5, 2013 at 9:19 PM - Piotyr: he does nothing!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:20 PM - stienman: UNO!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:21 PM - stienman: Conspiracy!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:21 PM - stienman: Over my dead body, sir!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:23 PM - Piotyr: we need more brandy and coffee breaks
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:23 PM - filmfanatic: Lee Ving (the guy who played Mr. Body) was in Flashdance and Streets of Fire.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:24 PM - Piotyr: why not? it's only glass!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:24 PM - stienman: Smug butler
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:24 PM - filmfanatic: The point goes to Tim Curry.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:25 PM - stienman: She flounced out of there.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:26 PM - stienman: I wonder if there's training for flouncing?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:26 PM - Piotyr: so your work has not changed.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:26 PM - Piotyr: how would you know? when were you in that men's room?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:27 PM - Piotyr: don't need any help from me, sir
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:27 PM - stienman: Don't need any help from me, sir!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:28 PM - stienman: hahha
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:28 PM - Piotyr: why would he want to kill you in public?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:29 PM - filmfanatic: Leg cross.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:29 PM - Piotyr: you know
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:29 PM - stienman: Well!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:30 PM - stienman: Thunder!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:30 PM - filmfanatic: Let me at 'im!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:31 PM - Piotyr: 45 minutes
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:31 PM - stienman: The crocodile skin case!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:31 PM - filmfanatic: DUN DUN DUN!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: Candlestick!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: Rope!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - Piotyr: DUN DUN DUUUN
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: Pipe!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: Wrench!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: Revolver!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:32 PM - stienman: Knife!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:33 PM - stienman: A lethal weapon... and 45 minutes to commit a crime!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:34 PM - stienman: Well. That was quick.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:35 PM - Piotyr: had to stop her screaming!

Sep 5, 2013 at 9:36 PM - Piotyr: I was listening!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:37 PM - filmfanatic: Story time with Curry!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:38 PM - stienman: UNAMERICAN!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:38 PM - Piotyr: RED SCARE
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:38 PM - stienman: What could be more american than making money!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:39 PM - stienman: Too late.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:39 PM - Piotyr: too late
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM - filmfanatic: Running.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM - stienman: THE COOK!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM - stienman: Nice kitchen.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM - Piotyr: The running shots in this are hilarious
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM - Piotyr: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM - stienman: Heavy cold cook.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM - stienman: Mine, or other womens?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM - Piotyr: mine or other womens?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM - stienman: Soft, strong, and disposable!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:42 PM - stienman: whump
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:42 PM - Piotyr: nobody!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:43 PM - filmfanatic: *rimshot*
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:43 PM - stienman: Two men have loosened their necktie/bow, the other two have not.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:43 PM - Piotyr: ba dum tish
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:44 PM - Piotyr: dead...again!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:44 PM - stienman: How many people are going to have to kill him?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:45 PM - filmfanatic: Overkill is underrated.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:45 PM - Piotyr: who killed him, and where, and with what?!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:45 PM - filmfanatic: Clunk!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:47 PM - filmfanatic: I was on my way to a wedding for Brad and Janet.
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:47 PM - Piotyr: smooth
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:48 PM - stienman: lock...
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:49 PM - Piotyr: yep, two corpses, everything's fine
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:50 PM - stienman: poor cook
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:51 PM - Piotyr: Can't make an omelette without breaking eggs, any cook will tell you that!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:52 PM - stienman: 80's synth music. Glorius!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:53 PM - stienman: oooh, mayube even a theramin
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:53 PM - filmfanatic: 80s synth and 50s setting. A perfect match!

Sep 5, 2013 at 9:53 PM - stienman: The cat's head on the right of the banister
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:54 PM - Piotyr: what are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:54 PM - stienman: No, just death, isn't that enough?
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:55 PM - Piotyr: meanwhile, in the attic...
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:55 PM - stienman: that cat's head is creepy
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:57 PM - Piotyr: how to make curtains ominous
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:57 PM - filmfanatic: The cops!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:57 PM - stienman: Delayed by a car off the road
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM - stienman: Someone with gloves, burning the evidence!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM - Piotyr: dun dun DUN
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM - filmfanatic: Turning fireplace! Gasp!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM - stienman: Ooh, a secret passage
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM - filmfanatic: What a twist!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM - stienman: The slob's next burb
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:59 PM - stienman: burp
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:59 PM - Piotyr: something terrible has happened here!
Sep 5, 2013 at 9:59 PM - stienman: Another secret passage
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:00 PM - stienman: A head in a case. This house has such interesting decorations
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:00 PM - filmfanatic: I've heard of a locked-room mystery, but this is ridiculous.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:01 PM - stienman: Solid hardwood doors...
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:02 PM - filmfanatic: No one suspects the cleavage!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:02 PM - Piotyr: maybe they'll just go away...
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:04 PM - stienman: Strike a pose!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:04 PM - Piotyr: frightfully drafty, these old houses
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:04 PM - stienman: click click click
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:05 PM - Piotyr: I'll book you for false arrest, and obstructing an officer in the course of his duty, and murder!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:05 PM - stienman: He's on everybody's else's, why shouldn't he be on mine?
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:07 PM - Piotyr: love the look on green's face
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:09 PM - Piotyr: only 15 minutes until the police come!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:11 PM - filmfanatic: Another body to count.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:11 PM - Piotyr: NOT THE CLEAVAGE
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:11 PM - stienman: The singing telegram bit was hilarious
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:12 PM - Piotyr: and the key to everything!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:12 PM - stienman: Now only the butler and the six are left - those who were blackmailed
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM - Piotyr: at this point, they just don't care anymore

Sep 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM - stienman: They just aren't even surprised by bodies anymore.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM - stienman: Oh, it's just now getting serious?
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:13 PM - Krisken: I love you all so much
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:14 PM - Piotyr: AND IT BEGINS
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:14 PM - stienman: running!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:14 PM - Piotyr: there has never been a movie with funnier running scenes
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:14 PM - filmfanatic: Running!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:15 PM - Piotyr: and smiles *ting!*
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:15 PM - stienman: TOO LATE
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:15 PM - Piotyr: slurp!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:16 PM - Piotyr: AHHHHH
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:16 PM - stienman: hehehehe
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:16 PM - stienman: smack!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:17 PM - stienman: Tim Curry really makes this work
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:17 PM - Piotyr: yep
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:17 PM - Piotyr: one of my top 5 comedic moments in movie history
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:18 PM - stienman: The cook and the maid were in on it!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:19 PM - stienman: whump!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:20 PM - stienman: Pratfalls galore!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:21 PM - Piotyr: can you keep a secret? So can I!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:24 PM - Piotyr: whoever it is they gotta go away or they'll be killed!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:27 PM - Piotyr: brilliantly deduced, wadsworth, I'm impressed. Me too! Shut up!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:27 PM - filmfanatic: Communism is just a red herring.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:28 PM - Piotyr: communism is just a red herring
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:29 PM - Piotyr: I'm only a guest!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:29 PM - stienman: The cavalry!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:29 PM - stienman: haha!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:29 PM - Piotyr: Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:30 PM - Piotyr: That's how it could have happened. But how about this?
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:30 PM - stienman: Another ending!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:30 PM - stienman: And not like a LoTR fake ending...
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:31 PM - Piotyr: 3 endings total, and the last is by far the best!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:31 PM - stienman: urp
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:31 PM - filmfanatic: To think that when this came out, theaters got random endings. It wasn't originally shown with all three in theaters.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:31 PM - filmfanatic: Different theaters got different endings.

Sep 5, 2013 at 10:31 PM - Piotyr: I can't imagine that 2/3 of theater goers missed the best speech of the movie
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:32 PM - Piotyr: I love that they break into harmony
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:32 PM - stienman: They'd make a good a capella group
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:33 PM - Piotyr: the kingdom of heaven is at hand
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:34 PM - Piotyr: But here's what really happened.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:34 PM - Piotyr: And here we go...
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:35 PM - stienman: Everyone's guilty!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:36 PM - Piotyr: FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:36 PM - Piotyr: DUN DUN DUN!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:37 PM - stienman: IT WAS THE BUTLER!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:37 PM - stienman: I choose to expose myself.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:37 PM - filmfanatic: The butler did it!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:39 PM - stienman: ha! the last ending was the best.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:39 PM - filmfanatic: Such an awesome comedy.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:39 PM - Piotyr: madeline kahn's speech on the last ending was completely improv
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:39 PM - stienman: That was surprisingly good.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:39 PM - Piotyr: everyone was so puzzled and they just kept it
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:40 PM - stienman: It was about the only improv in the whole thing.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:40 PM - Piotyr: best movie based on a game of all time
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:40 PM - stienman: What, you didn 't like battleship?
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:40 PM - stienman:
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:40 PM - filmfanatic: Rumor has it they might remake this film.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM - filmfanatic: It would be directed by Gore Verbinski.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM - Piotyr: Even if I liked it, there's a good distance between this film and every other game-based film
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM - Piotyr: Tim Curry is amazing for the last 45 minutes.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:41 PM - stienman: No kidding. He was an energizer bunny.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:42 PM - stienman: Great suggestion, @Piotyr
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:42 PM - Piotyr: There's no reason to remake this film
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:42 PM - Piotyr: It couldn't possibly compare
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:42 PM - stienman: Did anyone hang out in vent?
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:42 PM - Piotyr: Yes, 5 of us
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:42 PM - filmfanatic: I listened while I talked here.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - stienman: Maybe next time I'll have to get the headset out.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - Piotyr: I was dual boxing
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - Bones: it was awesome, now I am off to watch sailor moon with my co-host Kikimaru!

Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - stienman: netflix is recommending roger rabbite, elvira, and the twilight zone next for me.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - Bones: coool
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - Piotyr: roger rabbit is a classic
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - Bones: we should totally do that one sometime
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - stienman: "don't blame me, I was drawn this way"
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - filmfanatic: Definitely watch Roger Rabbit.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:43 PM - Bones: no...
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:44 PM - Bones: "I am not bad Mr. Valmont, I am jus drawn that way.."
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:44 PM - Piotyr: Valiant!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:44 PM - Piotyr: Eddie Valiant!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:44 PM - stienman: that was it
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:44 PM - Bones: hoisted by my own petard
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:45 PM - Piotyr: I'm glad we got two folks who hadn't seen Clue before tonight
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:45 PM - Piotyr: we avoided spoilers the best we could
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:46 PM - Piotyr: only thing we spoiled was that there were 3 endings and that Tim Curry/Madeline Kahn were amazing
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:46 PM - stienman: It would have been fine even with spoilers. The action and acting is classic
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:46 PM - Piotyr: it'd be impossible to pull off today
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:47 PM - Piotyr: never find 8 comedic actors that good
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:47 PM - stienman: Perhaps. I enjoyed the remake of cannonbal run, though, so they may be able to pull something off...
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:47 PM - filmfanatic: Yeah, that was a great mixture of talent for that film.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:48 PM - Piotyr: Are there any fans of the show Psych? They did a homage to Clue about a year back and snuck in Chris Lloyd, Lesley Ann Warren and Martin Mull
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:49 PM - Piotyr: Unfortunately, Madeline Kahn passed in 99 from cancer and Eileen Brennan passed this spring from, well, age, and Tim Curry had a major stroke.
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:49 PM - Bones: i believe curry's stroke was actually much farther back and he is already mostly recovered
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:51 PM - Piotyr: That article from this week on the movie is a great read though
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:51 PM - Piotyr: and I love that Michael McKean responded on Twitter with "Something terrible has happened here."
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:51 PM - Piotyr: which is what he said constantly during the shoot to get the cast to calm down before a take
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:57 PM - stienman: Goodnight all! Thanks for the fun!
Sep 5, 2013 at 10:58 PM - filmfanatic: It was a blast! I hadn't watched it in a while.