Random Video Game Crap
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figmentPez
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I'm not even sure enjoyable is a requirement. Look at something like Cart Life, This War of Mine, or Papers, Please. These are games meant to inform and evoke sympathy. The repetitive tasks you perform in Cart Life and Papers, Please aren't meant to be enjoyable, they're meant to mimic the difficulty of a real world situation, and This War of Mine is similar in that it's meant to evoke the difficulty and despair of living in a war zone.
I haven't played Cart Life, but I've played the others, and I would still say enjoy fits. I enjoy them the same way I enjoy any art meant to evoke different emotions. The same way I enjoy tragedies, dramas, etc. It's emotional tourism.
I couldn't get into Papers, Please.... the demerit system legitimately pissed me off - felt too much like getting in trouble at work.
The whole game was just way too close to work for me. Graphics at work (at the time) were slightly better, but otherwise...
And I acknowledge that this was sort of the whole point with the game, but it was enough to give me actual nervous tics, anticipating when the next time I would screw up and gain more demerits was.
I'm certain there's an excellent story in there (Glory to Arstotzka), but I just couldn't get past my own issues long enough to enjoy it. Maybe one day, when I'm not working like I am now...
I'm certain there's an excellent story in there (Glory to Arstotzka), but I just couldn't get past my own issues long enough to enjoy it. Maybe one day, when I'm not working like I am now...
Body cams.
GasBandit
Staff member
When the hell did this become a thing!? I like gifting games to friends. I was going to gift the Alan Wake games to my friend (also named Alan 
) and got this message.
) and got this message.
figmentPez
Staff member
About 10 days ago.When the hell did this become a thing!? I like gifting games to friends. I was going to gift the Alan Wake games to my friend (also named Alan
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Guess it flew under my radar. Still, this is complete and utter bullshit.
Bright side: The same Alan Wake sale is on Humble Bundle. I just bought it there and messaged him the codes.When the hell did this become a thing!? I like gifting games to friends. I was going to gift the Alan Wake games to my friend (also named Alan
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Down side: I couldn't include the message, "Alan! Alan, wake up! Alan, wake up and play Alan Wake, Alan!" like I could've with the Steam gift.
And also on GOG, if you want a DRM-free version (but without the bonus materials).
Wish I'd noticed this before getting it on Steam. I like the idea of a less encumbered version.
--Patrick
Why not both!
All the Overwatch characters with dicks getting fucked by horses a man could ever want.
That's for the normies. I've got stuff that will leave a man shook for life.
This is my biggest complaint with searching for Overwatch videos online, btw. There are only 2 types of Overwatch videos:
1) Highlight videos/check out my cool PoTG
2) Every character has at least one dick
It doesn't help that two of my regular channels on YouTube are titled "Overwatch WTF Moments" and "Overwatch WTF." You can't/shouldn't plug either of those phrases into Google without first donning protective gear.
--Patrick
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Yeah, what is that? "We've got this voluptuous woman character that the fans love and want to see lots of naughty stuff of. BETTER GIVE HER A RIDICULOUSLY HUGE COCK."
...or just hear from a coworker, "Did you see that new Hanzo video? The one where that derpy Hanzo guy gets totally pwned? Hah! You should check it out, it's hilarious."
-Google "pwned Hanzo"
-Get pages full of Hanzo shibari pics/fanart
-Instantly mash "close window" button because turns out I'm still at work THANKS A LOT GOOGLE
--Patrick
-Google "pwned Hanzo"
-Get pages full of Hanzo shibari pics/fanart
-Instantly mash "close window" button because turns out I'm still at work THANKS A LOT GOOGLE
--Patrick
Sexuality is a scale man, not binary. Don't kink shame.
Stumbled upon this on one of my youporn binges.
I was like, oh the hot blonde angel medic has her tights down to her knees and is getting drilled hard from behind and then the scene pans out and it's purple sniper shego fucking her with a Minotaur penis.
