Potential moral dilemma...

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This thread makes me want to wear my foil hat.

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Fun Size and Hylian are both inside the box and it still weighs less than 30lbs?

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Task #1, generating similar thoughts in two different test subjects simultaneously, phase #1 test completed successfully. Phase #2 testing to commence tomorrow.

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I, I think I see way too much that Krisken's hospital gown should probably cover. Hope mine is fitting better. Like I have any pride left anyway. Though I am curious about Stienman's control group as well.

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Project status report:

Task #5, generating similar visual and other pseudo-sensory frameworks in two different test subjects simultaneously, phase #2 test completed with partial success. Unable to remove pseudo-sensory frameworks, test subjects still feel as though they are in "test chamber". Testing put on hold to watch DVR'd dancing with the stars marathon with SO. Oh, and also to see if we can fix them more cheaply than simply procuring more test subjects.

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wow really?
Tracking packages has turned everyone into impatient conspiracy theorists.

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