I just ate bacon.

Well that's one of the risks you take in photographing bacon, somebody will swipe it faster than Gasbandit grabs a redhead gif.
 
Nobody swiped it, if they had tried, we would have gone to the hospital after I finished eating my bacon. I ate it, it was like eating 40 cakes, and it was good.
 
I had bacon this weekend and it made me ill. Sadly, it seems that bacon and I are no longer friends. :(
First the doomies, now this?

...have you, perchance, stolen a winning lottery ticket, or otherwise focused the wrath of the gods on you?
 
Let's see...
Bacon - nope
Ice cream - nope
Chocolate - meh
Spicy food - nope

Something's definitely going on. I'm going to need to find an old priest and a young priest.
 
:notes:I just had bacon
And it tasted so good
My tummy let put bacon inside of it
I just had baa-aa-aacon
And I'll never go baaaack
To the not having bacon days of the past

Have you ever had bacon?
I have, it's tastes great!
It went so well when I ate it with some pancakes
A griddle let me cook it
It literally just finished
Having bacon can make a happy girl out of the hungriest

The kitchen where I just came from
I had bacon
If I had to describe the smell
It was the best
When I had the bacon
Man my mouth would salavate
And I licked the plate after I was done

Oh hey, is there some bacon left?
Guess what I'll do next?
Toast some bread, add spread
Slice tomato and some lettuce
It was sure smart of me
To make a BLT
Smart to never waste bacon
Now sing

I just had bacon
And it tasted so good
My tummy let put bacon inside of it
I just had baa-aa-aacon
And I'll never go baaaack
To the not having bacon days of the past!:notes:
 
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