Holiday movie quote game

IronBrig4

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Here's the way this works. Somebody posts a quote from a holiday season movie. I'm including Thanksgiving as well. Somebody answers it, then posts a quote of their own. Let's see how long we can keep this up.

Rules:
1. No obscure art house films that nobody outside the Bohemian community has seen.
2. The quote can't have any names in it. That's just too easy.

Okay, here we go.

"How may I help you?"
"You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick. Four fucking wheels and a seat!"
 
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evilmike

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Planes, Trails and Automobiles

"Your Honor, The State of New York is second to none in its admiration of the post office department."
 
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Shawn

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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

“You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper.”
 
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Sara_2814

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Nebraska
Home Alone

“Maybe Santa won't come back next year. Maybe he and the Easter Bunny will take a fuckin' cruise to Jamaica and you can eat your own lousy cookies!”
 
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Dave

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I thought the name wasn’t supposed to be in the post!

It’s Elf, of course.

“Yippee ki yay, mother fucker!”

(might have spelled that incorrectly…)
 
evilmike

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Cheesy1 said:
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

"The bitch hit me with a toaster!"
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Scrooged

A lot of boys stick up stagecoaches and banks and one thing and another. But a man who would dynamite a water hole in this kind of country is downright criminal.
 
evilmike

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Here's a quote from another movie:
♫ No such thing as a Hollywood ending ♫

And a hint if anyone else is still trying to figure out the original movie:
Both the star and the director were named 'John'.
 
Dave

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Anna and the Apocalypse!! Great movie!

“This is scary stuff! Should we be worried about the kids?”
 
Shawn

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Sounds like "A Muppet Christmas Carol."

"I haven't had a hangover like this since the Pope died."
 
Cat

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Cool, I had one ready just in case: "Stop scowling, Patrick, you're such a grinch. And what does Mr. Grinch want for Christmas this year? And don't say breast implants again."
 
HCGLNS

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Napping somewhere inappropriate.
Then lets begin anew,

"You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED."
 
BErt

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HCGLNS said:
Then lets begin anew,

"You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED."
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oh Lucy, you narcissistic b-word. A Charlie Brown Christmas.

“Smell those Christmas trees! You can keep your "Channel Number 5", just give me a whiff of the old lonesome pine. That symbol of brotherly love, that centerpiece that all mankind gathers around to share the cranberry sauce shaped like a can.”
 
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