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Happy Birthday Dave!

Oct 2, 2017#1

HCGLNS

@Dave Happy Birthday!

Oct 2, 2017#2

GasBandit

Gettin it in a day early, eh?

Oct 2, 2017#3

PatrThom

Man, Alan Alda isn't looking so great these days.

--Patrick

Oct 2, 2017#4

HCGLNS

GasBandit said:
Gettin it in a day early, eh?

Oh please. Like they had calendars that accurate back then.

His birthday is like Easter but instead of the moon it goes by the 4th Cowboys loss of the season.

Oct 2, 2017#5

Dave

They've only lost 2, ya knob.

Oct 2, 2017#6

HCGLNS

Dave said:
They've only lost 2, ya knob.

Oh I guess @GasBandit was right, I am posting this early.

Oct 2, 2017#7

Dave

Yup. It's tomorrow. :rofl:

Oct 2, 2017#8

Squidleybits

Happy Almost Birthday!!!

Oct 2, 2017#9

Dave

Oct 2, 2017#10

PatrThom

What a coincidence, my niece's birthday is also tomorrow.
She's going to be turning 18.

...I can't wait to return her pair of underwear that I found in our driveway when I got back from work tonight. She must've accidentally dropped it while climbing into her Jeep. They're camo. She's gonna diiiieeeeeee...

--Patrick

Oct 2, 2017#11

MindDetective

My son turns 6 tomorrow.

Oct 2, 2017#12

bhamv3

PatrThom said:
What a coincidence, my niece's birthday is also tomorrow.
She's going to be turning 18.

...I can't wait to return her pair of underwear that I found in our driveway when I got back from work tonight. She must've accidentally dropped it while climbing into her Jeep. They're camo. She's gonna diiiieeeeeee...

--Patrick

How would one's underwear fall off when one is entering a Jeep? Is it a really sexy Jeep?

Oct 2, 2017#13

Emrys

Happy birthday, O Fearless Leader!

Oct 2, 2017#14

Tinwhistler

happy early birthday!

Oct 2, 2017#15

Terrik

At least in Gas Bandit's Birthday thread we got sexy redheads. I fear all that will result from this thread is a bunch of flappy hooties.

Oct 2, 2017#16

Hailey Knight

Happy Birthday Dave!

Time to buy out the candle factory.

Oct 2, 2017#17

WasabiPoptart

Happy Birthday!

Oct 2, 2017#18

Dave

He gets redheads, I get old jokes. No respect, I tell ya!

Oct 2, 2017#19

strawman

I thought we agreed after the first eon we’d only celebrate it every century instead of every year.

Oct 2, 2017#20

Dave

See?

Oct 2, 2017#21

PatrThom

bhamv3 said:
How would one's underwear fall off when one is entering a Jeep? Is it a really sexy Jeep?

I assume she was doing her laundry here.
Her house is on well water, she likes to come here to do her whites and bedding because whites and bedding.
I have no idea how sexy the Jeep is, but you can make up your own mind about the niece:

(why yes, I DID alter it enough to ruin a reverse image search, thanks for asking)

Fair warning, though...her dad's the sort of person who owns dogs, hunts up his own meat, and bought her a pink .22lr when she turned ... 15, was it?
Also, she's taken.

Terrik said:
At least in Gas Bandit's Birthday thread we got sexy redheads. I fear all that will result from this thread is a bunch of flappy hooties.

You're welcome?

--Patrick

Oct 2, 2017#22

Celt Z

Dave said:
He gets redheads, I get old jokes. No respect, I tell ya!

We'll split the difference!

Happy Birthday!

Oct 2, 2017#23

PatrThom

I almost expect her to whip out a roll of Bounty paper towels.

--Patrick

Oct 2, 2017#24

bhamv3

PatrThom said:
I have no idea how sexy the Jeep is, but you can make up your own mind about the niece:

Hey hey, you posted a sexy redhead for Dave too! Good man.

Oct 2, 2017#25

drifter

Terrik said:
At least in Gas Bandit's Birthday thread we got sexy redheads. I fear all that will result from this thread is a bunch of flappy hooties.

Oct 3, 2017#26

Officer_Charon

Happy birthday, ya even-tempered codger. Thanks for all that you do for us in this community!

Oct 3, 2017#27

PatrThom

Yes, thanks for essentially letting us all move into your house after Scott kicked us out.

--Patrick

Oct 3, 2017#28

DarkAudit

PatrThom said:
Yes, thanks for essentially letting us all move into your house after ~~Scott~~ Kris kicked us out.

--Patrick

FTFY. Never forget who it was who really pulled the plug.

Oct 3, 2017#29

Bubble181

Congratulations. Onwards and upwards!

(see? I can too make a Dave post without an age joke!)

Oct 3, 2017#30

chris

Herzlichen Glückwunsch und alles Gute zum Geburtstag.

Oct 3, 2017#31

Wahad

I, for one, welcome our undying overlord. Happy birthday Dave!

Oct 3, 2017#32

Zappit

Well, happy birthday, Dave!

Oct 3, 2017#33

HCGLNS

Dave said:
He gets redheads, I get old jokes. No respect, I tell ya!

Here's a girl from your youth, 1 million BC.

Oct 3, 2017#34

fade

Happy Birthday! Rat toes are on the house.

Oct 3, 2017#35

drawn_inward

Have a great day tomorrow Dave! Today have a regular day.

Oct 3, 2017#36

Dave

I had to put air in my tire this morning and when I was doing that the sprinkler system came on and sprayed the shit out of me. So I decided to get some Burger King for breakfast...and they were closed. So I'm tired, wet, and hungry. :rofl:

Oct 3, 2017#37

HCGLNS

So yesterday was your birthday. Today is punishment day.

Oct 3, 2017#38

strawman

Dave said:
I'm tired, wet, and hungry.

Reliving birth, eh?

Oct 3, 2017#39

Bubble181

stienman said:
Reliving birth, eh?

See also: pink, wrinkly, loud, covered in poo, unintelligible, naps 20 hours per day and drinks the rest of the time.

Oct 3, 2017#40

GasBandit

fade said:
Happy Birthday! Rat toes are on the house.

But he can't have those...

Oct 3, 2017#41

Dave

GasBandit said:
But he can't have those...

I wasn't going to say it!

Oct 3, 2017#42

Gared

Happy Birthday!

Oct 3, 2017#43

Simfers

Happy Birthday Mr. Nihsen! Thank you for letting us play in your yard!

Oct 3, 2017#44

jwhouk

All the cool kids have October birthdays.

Happy birthday Dave!

Oct 3, 2017#45

bhamv3

Happy thingy day!

Oct 3, 2017#46

Dave

Thanks, all! It was an interesting day. after getting soaked this morning and then getting no breakfast, I get home and my kids had totally forgotten my birthday. And I didn't even get to kiss Jake Ryan.

Oct 4, 2017#47