Gazebo

[bigcountry23]

I'm looking at a house with a Gazebo in the back yard. Should I be cautious?

 

[General Specific]

Shoot an arrow at it.

 

[Hylian]

Only if it looks angry

 

[Dave]

I'm looking at a house with a Gazebo in the back yard. Should I be cautious?

Dear BigCountry,

Yes, by all means! BE CAREFUL! You can shoot these with a crossbow and it won't even phase it! A fireball, however, will take one out pretty handily. Also, watch out for those whistling zephyrs.

http://patioboat.blogspot.com/2009/07/knights-of-dinner-table.html

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You guys are bogarting my answers, man.

 

[phil]

I'm looking at a house with a Gazebo in the back yard. Should I be cautious?

Dear BigCountry,

Yes, by all means! BE CAREFUL! You can shoot these with a crossbow and it won't even phase it! A fireball, however, will take one out pretty handily. Also, watch out for those whistling zephyrs.

http://patioboat.blogspot.com/2009/07/knights-of-dinner-table.html

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You guys are bogarting my answers, man.[/QUOTE]

It's best to check with the local home owners association when looking at a home with any kind of extra structure like this, to make sure it's in compliance with the rules and regulations.

edit: kid.

 

[Cajungal]

Too bad the questions of three little forumites don't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

 

[drawn_inward]

Too bad the questions of three little forumites don't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

But this is our hill! And these are our beans!

 

[General Specific]

Too bad the questions of three little forumites don't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

*psst, Cajun*

 

[Dave]

*psst* GS, that story ripped off an old comic called Knights of the Dinner Table. To which I linked.

 

[phil]

BAM!

double fun poliece'd

everyone is miserable

 

[bigcountry23]

No discussion of Gazibos is complete without the Kids in the Hall.

 

[General Specific]

*psst* GS, that story ripped off an old comic called Knights of the Dinner Table. To which I linked.

*psst* Dave, don't care!

 

[bigcountry23]

Looks like this is a moot point now. the sellers are "unwilling" to negociate on the price of the house, and I'm "unwilling" to pay what they are asking for.

 

[Dave]

It's all for the better. Those gazebos can be mean.

 

[phil]

That's for the best. Have you ever taken a black light to your average private Gazebo?


People just constantly fuck on those things. It's a non stop orgy of sex, violence, then sex again, then weird sex.

You dodged a bullet and also the clap.

 

[General Specific]

That's for the best. Have you ever taken a black light to your average private Gazebo?


People just constantly fuck on those things. It's a non stop orgy of sex, violence, then sex again, then weird sex.

You dodged a bullet and also the clap.

Also an arrow.

 

[bigcountry23]

After we looked at the brothel I started taking a blacklight with me on all walkthroughs, and yes, the Gazebo sparkled like a twilight vampire.

 

[Calleja]

now i can't tell if he's kidding or not

 

[klew]

don't those blacklights also illuminate other, less intimate, stains, like coffee and water?

 

[Calleja]

Water and coffee I'm certain not... but maybe something that reacts to the UV light like the quinine in tonic water or something

 

[Chibibar]

There is a munchkin card with a level 10 gazebo!

 

[figmentPez]

Water and coffee I'm certain not... but maybe something that reacts to the UV light like the quinine in tonic water or something

I'd think, for an outdoor gazebo, a likely culprit would be animal urine.

 

[Calleja]

That too, yeah.