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Turns Out You Can Replace the $400 Juicero With Your Bare Hands

Well, if you don't have tiny hands like Trump, I guess.
Everyone on the internet has been lambasting juicero as an example of over engineered overpriced crap that no one actually wants. It does nothing but squeeze juice from prepackaged bags of juice that they sell to you on subscription. All for just $700.

And a lot of work went into making it so expensive and useless.

https://blog.bolt.io/heres-why-juicero-s-press-is-so-expensive-6add74594e50
 

Dave

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So wait. Wait. This machine doesn't squeeze fruit, it squeezes a fruit juice bag? Like a Capri Sun juice bag kind of thing? For the low, low price of $700 (now $400)?

That's about a great of a deal as those "pre-muddied" jeans for $450.
 

fade

Staff member
So wait. Wait. This machine doesn't squeeze fruit, it squeezes a fruit juice bag? Like a Capri Sun juice bag kind of thing? For the low, low price of $700 (now $400)?

That's about a great of a deal as those "pre-muddied" jeans for $450.
To be fair, it's fruit in the bag, not juice. Mulched fruit. So technically it's juicing fruit, just disassembled fruit.[DOUBLEPOST=1493301447,1493301413][/DOUBLEPOST]
 

Dave

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Did someone move to Oregon from Texas?[DOUBLEPOST=1493408226,1493408178][/DOUBLEPOST]Additionally, they should have "rembered" how to fucking park.
 
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