Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

I just want to say, from the perspective of someone who really had no business being in any thread but the "you're too drunk/etc to count":
- the Wheel of fortune stuff was funny, even if it's technically impossible
- the lesbian porn thing had me in stitches
- the meme bird thing is 100% funnier here, from @GasBandit , than it was on Facebook from @Terrik , because one is true and one is...not so much.
 
I just want to say, from the perspective of someone who really had no business being in any thread but the "you're too drunk/etc to count":
- the Wheel of fortune stuff was funny, even if it's technically impossible
- the lesbian porn thing had me in stitches
- the meme bird thing is 100% funnier here, from @GasBandit , than it was on Facebook from @Terrik , because one is true and one is...not so much.
That's because I don't feed meme's to YOU guys, I feed them to dental classmates on Facebook and Group Me.

You goddamned owl.
 
Me, taking my son home from school two days ago: “We have to stop on the way to get milk, eggs, and crushed tomatoes.”
My son, who wants to hurry this up so he can go home and watch videos: “Can’t we just get regular tomatoes and crush them ourselves?”
My wife, when I told her: “The boy is a damned genius.”

—Patrick
 
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