[Funny] Funny Pictures! (Keep em clean, folks!)
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Okay, I literally laughed out loud.
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Brings up an amusing story:
My brother and I were driving up to San Antonio and we had to cross the checkpoint (that checks for drugs/illegal aliens). Normally we go through pretty easy, the immigration officer will just ask "US Citizen?" while aiming his flashlight into the car here and there, we say "Yep" and move on with little to no issue. Well I have no clue what crawled up this guy's ass this one time because he asked us to pull the car up and to the side, get out of the car and open the trunk.
Now, before I say anymore I will tell you exactly what was in the trunk: A blue tarp, fertilizer, a few flower pots and some jumper cables. The officer rummaged around in there (while holding onto his drug dog, which didn't bark once) and turns to us to say "Looks like a mobile meth lab". My brother was stunned, mouth agape, no clue what to say. As shocked as I was, I got pretty annoyed and replied "With no meth?". Which of course earned me a really horrible stare from the officer and total shock from my brother.
The officer walked over and talked to a few others and after a while they asked us a few more questions about where we were going, from, etc. then let us go. I couldn't believe what had happened. Mobile Meth Lab? Really? Even if you assume that about the content of a vehicle, why would you even say that out loud? The drug dog was calm as shit and you still thought to say that? I couldn't even take it as a joke because he meant it seriously.
/rantover
Brings up an amusing story:
My brother and I were driving up to San Antonio and we had to cross the checkpoint (that checks for drugs/illegal aliens). Normally we go through pretty easy, the immigration officer will just ask "US Citizen?" while aiming his flashlight into the car here and there, we say "Yep" and move on with little to no issue. Well I have no clue what crawled up this guy's ass this one time because he asked us to pull the car up and to the side, get out of the car and open the trunk.
Now, before I say anymore I will tell you exactly what was in the trunk: A blue tarp, fertilizer, a few flower pots and some jumper cables. The officer rummaged around in there (while holding onto his drug dog, which didn't bark once) and turns to us to say "Looks like a mobile meth lab". My brother was stunned, mouth agape, no clue what to say. As shocked as I was, I got pretty annoyed and replied "With no meth?". Which of course earned me a really horrible stare from the officer and total shock from my brother.
The officer walked over and talked to a few others and after a while they asked us a few more questions about where we were going, from, etc. then let us go. I couldn't believe what had happened. Mobile Meth Lab? Really? Even if you assume that about the content of a vehicle, why would you even say that out loud? The drug dog was calm as shit and you still thought to say that? I couldn't even take it as a joke because he meant it seriously.
/rantover
Damn, people are getting paranoid about fertilizer.
That guy would probably freak the fuck out at my plans to try and grow spinach in an aquarium in my apartment.
North_Ranger
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If that had been in Norway, you'd have been accused of terroriiiiiiiiit's too soon to make that joke, right?
North_Ranger
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Racial profiling? Or did you forget to wash the car after your last job? I mean, bloody entrails are a little suspicious 
GasBandit
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You hit a deer... with the inside of your trunk?
Back-strap is good eatin'
Why not? I heard she once beat a guy to death with his own head!
GasBandit
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Mexican TV definitely knows who to put in front of cameras, and why.
Confusing Hungary with Romania is not a good idea if you ever travel over here...
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