Do you stand or sit when you wipe?

[Thread Necromancer]

See, the butt towel thing still.... how does this work? Towels hanging, his, hers, and butts....

Do the make towels embroidered with "Butt"?

A google search for "butt towel" yields.... interesting results. One of which I find interesting is that apparently people who purchase Cat Butt-Towel hangers also frequently purchase Assassin's Creed 2.

What the hell is a Cat Butt-Towel holder? Is that.... Cat shaped, and the towel goes.....

 

[Frank]

It's super not hard to do that stuff first.

So you finish pooping, wipe, and then just sit there in your own stink reading?[/QUOTE]

Actually, I poop, wipe, flush with the lid down, wash my hands and sit on the closed lid of the toilet and read, but yeah, I've been in the same room with a man who had basically shit his guts out and had been left to decay for about 3 days before anyone had known he had died. The slight aroma of my own poop is pretty easy to tolerate.[/quote]

I was so young and naive then.

The new record is 3 weeks dead.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Why was this necro'd, for the bored guy's benefit?

 

[Thread Necromancer]

Because it entertains me.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I feel like that's the kind of excuse the Endless would make.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I admire that you live up to your name

 

[LittleSin]

Best necro ever.

Standing, by the way. Using baby wipes.

 

[CrimsonSoul]

Baby wipes? Someone likes that feel fresh feeling!

 

[North_Ranger]

Leaning on one cheek and cursing my hairiness

 

[drawn_inward]

Here's my weird pooping thing. I love adult wet wipes. They're fucking awesome. It's really the best of both worlds bidet and toilet paper.

This. I have since moved on to more of a bidet situation, but flushable wet-wipes are the best.

Seriously, if you had shit on your arm, would you use dry toilet paper and call it a day? OR would you wash your arm off with soap and water???

Dry toilet paper = dried shit on your ass. Gross.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I've tried the wet wipes. I always felt squishy when I was done wiping and it made me feel like I wasn't clean enough. I'd end up going back with dry tissue anyway. They are great, though, if you're sick and your rear is sore.

 

[LordRendar]

What Wasabi said.
and i do it sitting,with my right buttcheek lifted.

 

[GasBandit]

I use an entire bath towel like butt floss, folding it up lengthwise and yanking it fore and aft, then refold and repeat, until I feel cleansed. Then I light it on fire and throw it out the window.

Yeah, my towel budget's rather hefty.

 

[Jiarn]

Sitting, with a tilt for reaching. Using wet wipes to start and one dry tissue to finish.

I'm quite thorough.

 

[strawman]

Yeah, my towel budget's rather hefty.

Let me introduce you to my friend, the $1.42 towel:

http://www.thetoweldepot.com/bath-t...s-20-and-quotx40-and-quot-5-5lbs-quality.html

Sure, it's a 60 pack that you have to buy at once, but with 60 towels you are always sure to know where your towel is at, you hoopy frood you.

 

[GasBandit]

Let me introduce you to my friend, the $1.42 towel:

http://www.thetoweldepot.com/bath-t...s-20-and-quotx40-and-quot-5-5lbs-quality.html

Sure, it's a 60 pack that you have to buy at once, but with 60 towels you are always sure to know where your towel is at, you hoopy frood you.

The towel depot dot com. This site exists. My brain asplode.

 

[strawman]

People who masturbate to anime are 10% more likely to wipe standing up.

via http://www.collegehumor.com/sexsurvey/2011 which has a lot of other... interesting ... results.

 

[fade]

Because it entertains me.

It was random? I figured it got necroed because Lifehacker had an article on it yesterday.

 

[Jay]

Sitting, with a tilt for reaching. Using wet wipes to start and one dry tissue to finish.

I'm quite thorough.

 

[strawman]

Not worth starting a new thread, but worth a chuckle:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/peeing_sitting_down