Let's just say they don't always have the best examples to follow.
You'd think some people would know better, but it's never a good idea to take your introduction cues from porn.
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I thought this was light from the basement window glinting off the edge of the pendulum and granite slab table he keeps down there.The order of operations is kinda important on this one.
--Patrick
I'm not sure you understand english (or much else).
It's the implied modifier. He's not just asking to fuck, he's asking to fuck *aggressively*. Asking to fuck is one thing (and still a pretty lame thing), but to ask to be aggressive pretty much negates the aggressiveness.
I hope you get all your consent written, notarized, and in triplicate. Otherwise, you know, it might be nebulous about whether or not it was consensual since there wasn't an explicit, witnessed statement of intent and agreement.
...that aside, these really are examples of sexual harassment, not pick up lines. I'm glad most people have the good sense not to start a conversation this way, but the fact that someone thinks this is appropriate is...disappointing, to say the least.
Some people have been trained to deliver these lines, other people have been trained to respond to them.
I hope they all have a good time together.........over there.
--Patrick
Indeed. I don't know if it is more disappointing that the lines are used, or that the lines occasionally work.
...that her drunken boyfriend won't get the trompe l'oeil and the real one confused?
--Patrick
It appears to have some severe discoloring... And is on her back. She may want to see a doctor.That's some confidence
But blowing on games is actually harmful to them in the long run, causing faster wear and tear on the prongs.
You might balk, but part of my job involves trying to stop people from rifling through the stack of newspapers for sale and stealingall the coupon books. There are websites dedicated to the trade and sale of coupons. It's maddening and just a little sad.
"What coupons" .....?!
My high school economics teacher used to refer to that guy as "the coupon pusher."
--Patrick
OH COME ON MAN CHARGE YOUR PHONE[DOUBLEPOST=1431355267][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hmm..."Fen Ass?" "Marsh Mule?" "Bog Burro?"
He may be right, "Swamp Donkey" might be the best choice.
--Patrick
He may be right, "Swamp Donkey" might be the best choice.
--Patrick