AMA III : The Man with Bananas for Hands.

[Calleja]

While I LOVE your answer I feel the irrational need to point out it's JON, not John.

*twitch*

 

[BananaHands]

While I LOVE your answer I feel the irrational need to point out it's JON, not John.

*twitch*

Arg! Fixing it now. Stop twitching!

 

[FnordBear]

Do you prefer a traditional "arming sword" for your blade work or do you prefer something with more heft for taking down mounted opponents?

 

[BananaHands]

Do you prefer a traditional "arming sword" for your blade work or do you prefer something with more heft for taking down mounted opponents?

I like me blade, but a well-aimed bolas would knock any mounted opponent off the horse.

 

[phil]

Banana hands:
You keep asking everyone else the best questions. Please make a reverse ama thread where you ask all of halforums your questions.

 

[ElJuski]

Bananahands:

will you read the fucking email I sent you and give me feedback re: next weekend?

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?

 

[Zappit]

Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?

And will it result in a smoothie?

 

[Cajungal]

What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?[DOUBLEPOST=1358029899][/DOUBLEPOST]What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?

 

[figmentPez]

How do you know Took?

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

Do you think that McKinley needs to experience the ultimate?

 

[The_Khan]

do you ever miss silver jelly

 

[Azurephoenix]

Have you ever foolishly injured yourself with your sword trying to show off?

 

[Chad Sexington]

How do I make myself healthy like right the hell now?

 

[WasabiPoptart]

Do you like my hat?

 

[BananaHands]

Bananahands:

will you read the fucking email I sent you and give me feedback re: next weekend?

DONE AND DONE.

Bananahands, when will you and juice make out with each other?

DONE AND DONE.

And will it result in a smoothie?

Obv.

What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?[DOUBLEPOST=1358029899][/DOUBLEPOST]What is something that just warms the cockles of your heart?

Sloths!

Spoiler

How do you know Took?

Tumblr!

Do you think that McKinley needs to experience the ultimate?

You mean penis-in-vagina?

do you ever miss silver jelly

Yes.

Have you ever foolishly injured yourself with your sword trying to show off?

Not yet, but I'm sure it's coming. I often injure myself when trying to show off. Broke my arm twice because of it.

How do I make myself healthy like right the hell now?

I went vegan and started exercising, that seemed to help!

Do you like my hat?

UH. NO.

Spoiler

...I LOVE IT.

 

[Chad Sexington]

What is your favourite curse word? Is it the one you use most often?

 

[BananaHands]

What is your favourite curse word? Is it the one you use most often?

It's usually a slew of swear words all mashed together when I get angry at something. "SONOFABITCHINFUCKSHITCOCKSUCKERMOTHERFUCKINASSHOLEDICKHEADSHITFUCK!"

Does that count?

 

[The_Khan]

do you ever spoonhaggle or cornswallip?

 

[BananaHands]

do you ever spoonhaggle or cornswallip?

Both. Once. Never again.

 

[The_Khan]

you are a brave man for doing it even once.

 

[Bumble the Boy Wonder]

You mean penis-in-vagina?

No, dickhead, SEX!

 

[phil]

If you had to select a forum member and make a short playlist about your feelings for them, who would it be and what would the playlist consist of?

 

[strawman]

BananaHands should I be glad that spoonhaggle and cornswallip are not google-able?

 

[Wahad]

If Bananas were extinct, what fruit would your hands be instead?

 

[strawman]

I thought that bananas were going to be extinct, but a powerful extra dimensional being happened upon BananaHands one day, and gave him the option to restore bananas to the earth, but he'd have to exchange his human hands for ones made of banana.

He paid the price, and now we have bananas.

 

[North_Ranger]

Will you swear fealty to the Comfortable Leather Throne, or must I burn you alive in thy own holdfast?

 

[Emrys]

Would you consider becoming my consort?

 

[BananaHands]

Will you swear fealty to the Comfortable Leather Throne, or must I burn you alive in thy own holdfast?

Can I be hand of the King?

Would you consider becoming my consort?

Of the Doom Weasels!?

 

[North_Ranger]

Can I be hand of the King?

You can, if you send your favourite DVDs and games to King's Landing.

 

[BananaHands]

Is it time to start this fire again?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Did you start the fire?

Because We didn't.

 

[Chad Sexington]

How can I nap at work without getting caught?

 

[BananaHands]

How can I nap at work without getting caught?

Is it a big bathroom or a single one?[DOUBLEPOST=1369156314][/DOUBLEPOST]

Did you start the fire?

Because We didn't.

It's was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'.

 

[drifter]

Do you know if there's any kind of indie film scene in D.C.? I have a screenwriter acquaintance out there, he can't seem to find any release for his creative impulses.