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ElJuski · Apr 12, 2012

Man I keep telling you, Goose.

ElJuski · Apr 12, 2012

also, Picasso was never called an asshole. *cue wicked guitar*

BananaHands · Apr 12, 2012

You guys scared her away in her own introduce yourself thread.

LordRendar · Apr 12, 2012

The weak get culled.

PatrThom · Apr 12, 2012

Gusto said:
If only I could convice more lovely ladies to model for me. Then I'd be a REAL artist.

Invest in a better couch, maybe?

--Patrick

Necronic · Apr 12, 2012

"Hi guys, I decided to stop lurking and hang out"

[2 pages of idiocy]

"Ok I'm gonna go back and lurk now"

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Welcome to Halforums.

Shegokigo · Apr 12, 2012

If she's been lurking, this should be par for course on a thread and felt very welcome.

Necronic · Apr 13, 2012

It still feels different when you go from watching the monkeys at the zoo to joining the exhibit.

North_Ranger · Apr 15, 2012

Necronic said:
It still feels different when you go from watching the monkeys at the zoo to joining the exhibit.

Ook ook?

Cheesy1 · Apr 15, 2012

"That's for calling Ook-Ook a monkey!"

No2Fan · Apr 15, 2012

Dunno if anyone remembers my user name, but I've been a long time reader of Angels2200. Long story short, I recently came out as asexual, and didn't even visit questionable stuff on the net so as to not have the chance of being discovered and/or outed accidently.

But let me tell you it has been LIBERATING and absolutely wonderful since then! I'm glad to be back in the swing of things, and waiting on the edge of my seat for more about Hammer.

ElJuski · Apr 16, 2012

wait what

I mean, awesome that you're good with your business, that's awesome,

but what?

Ravenpoe · Apr 16, 2012

Wouldn't not visiting any sort of 'questionable' material be the biggest evidence that you're asexual?

Bowielee · Apr 16, 2012

I pretty much live in the world of sliding sexuality scales and I'm still confused. Did he mean bisexual?

Bones · Apr 16, 2012

I think someone is confused, this angels 2200, what is it, and what does it have to do with halforums?

Silver Jelly · Apr 16, 2012

Our forums became the forums of that webcomic, people! Don't you remember?

ThatNickGuy · Apr 16, 2012

Bowielee said:
I pretty much live in the world of sliding sexuality scales and I'm still confused. Did he mean bisexual?

Asexual is to mean that they have no interest in sex whatsoever.

Bowielee · Apr 16, 2012

Yes, I know what asexual is. Why would someone need to come out as asexual? Also the website thing.

Oh, yeah baby, look at those people not having sex...

ThatNickGuy · Apr 16, 2012

Doesn't asexuality break Rule 34, though? If it exists, there must be porn of it. But...GAH!

Bowielee · Apr 16, 2012

Divide by zero error.

Great, now the internet is going to collapse in on itself.

Ravenpoe · Apr 16, 2012

Here's some hot asexual porn for you.

ElJuski · Apr 16, 2012

I AM SOBER NOW AND STILL SO VERY CONFUSED

ThatNickGuy · Apr 16, 2012

Goddamn, that's hot! Look at that non-action!

ThatNickGuy · Apr 16, 2012

ElJuski said:
I AM SOBER NOW AND STILL SO VERY CONFUSED

Sounds...like my prom night?

Dave · Apr 16, 2012

Welcome back and don't listen to these lunkheads. We welcome everyone.

ElJuski · Apr 16, 2012

no one's NOT welcoming that poster. Just want to know what the fuck they're talking about.

bhamv3 · Apr 16, 2012

Welcome (back), hope you have a great time here, we promise not to try to convert you to sexuality.

For your safety, please remain seated at all times, and keep all parts of your body inside the forum at all times. Additionally, please make a note of your nearest emergency exits, and make a mad dash for them if you hear anyone mention steak.

Timmus · Apr 16, 2012

Ravenpoe said:
Here's some hot asexual porn for you.

I felt nothing and it felt soooooo good.

Gusto · Apr 16, 2012

Aaaand now they're gone forever. Good job guys. Real inclusive.

BananaHands · Apr 16, 2012

<--- I'm doing this right now.

ThatNickGuy · Apr 16, 2012

How do we know they're gone forever? Their profile still appears. I thought if you deleted an account, it would show up as anonymous?

Gusto · Apr 16, 2012

One does not have to delete their account to simply never ever post again, after ~15 posts were made in jest of their sexuality.

Especially if one mentions it's why they left last time.

ThatNickGuy · Apr 16, 2012

But...he didn't say that's why he left last time. :confused:

ElJuski · Apr 16, 2012

honestly still have no idea what any of that was all about

Officer_Charon · Apr 16, 2012

Bones said:
I think someone is confused, this angels 2200, what is it, and what does it have to do with halforums?

Silver Jelly said:
Our forums became the forums of that webcomic, people! Don't you remember?

Yeah, it's how y'all got saddled with me. So, depends on your perspective whether or not this was a good thing. *grins wryly*

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