The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Usually that stuff is put in the paper at some point. You should have just went and chatted with the firefighters. They're usually friendly (my dad and bro-in-law were/are FF).
I was honestly to scared and I didn't want to interrupt anything. I'm sure they were very nice, but the way they surrounded the house and yelled (I heard them shouting 'Police!' repeatedly), I was too afraid to go out and really investigate.
I don't see anything in the paper, but hopefully it shows up because I want to know things!
I don't see anything in the paper, but hopefully it shows up because I want to know things!
Police raids probably aren't the best time for a chat.
Correct!!
GasBandit
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MMOs have damaged my thought process. My immediate thought was "Any rare drops?"
Only small bags of blue ice.
Nah, it was all green and white vendor trash.
Highly inappropriate:
A friend of mine (a dude) asked me the other day, "you ever wonder what it's like, to be like... When a dude is jacking it, what it's like to be the girl just waiting to be jizzed on? Like, what are they thinking?"
I ...I didn't know what to say. I bluntly told him No. I honestly have never had that thought.
I then fully expected him to follow that up by asking me to jerk it on his face.
He didn't ask me to, but there's still time. There's still time...
A friend of mine (a dude) asked me the other day, "you ever wonder what it's like, to be like... When a dude is jacking it, what it's like to be the girl just waiting to be jizzed on? Like, what are they thinking?"
I ...I didn't know what to say. I bluntly told him No. I honestly have never had that thought.
I then fully expected him to follow that up by asking me to jerk it on his face.
He didn't ask me to, but there's still time. There's still time...
I guess the most appropriate answer is..
Different strokes?
I guess in BDSM roleplay, the demeaning part would be the appeal.
In vanilla porn, it's the "money shot", so that the audience knows the guy got off. I don't find it appealing, personally, and can't imagine a large percentage of people liking it in real life. Most of the women I've known have preferred to not have that experience.
Then again, there are populations of fetishists for everything under the sun.
This is just what I always assumed was the reason. Instead of having him shout out HERE I GO. ITS HAPPENING. OH MAN, THIS IS A GOOD ONE. WOW. OKAY. IM DONEEE.
GasBandit
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Hah, yeah, remember 70s porn? Thrust. Thrust. THRUST THRUST THRUST. Collapse. Whee!
This really has gotten random while I was waiting for my flight.
I was just going to bitch about David's Tea.
I was just going to bitch about David's Tea.
GasBandit
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So... just found out that in about a week, our rock station is flipping format to ESPN.
One the one hand, boo, less rock on the air. But I can understand why, because the station (hell, the format nationwide) has been struggling for some time, and its PD was a lazy mofo. So, we might actually be able to get some revenue out of the station if it goes ESPN. So on the other hand, yay. On the THIRD hand, that means my next couple weeks are gonna get interesting/busy as we throw that switch and iron out the technical problems/details and there's probably going to be affidaviting involved (THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE), so boo.
One the one hand, boo, less rock on the air. But I can understand why, because the station (hell, the format nationwide) has been struggling for some time, and its PD was a lazy mofo. So, we might actually be able to get some revenue out of the station if it goes ESPN. So on the other hand, yay. On the THIRD hand, that means my next couple weeks are gonna get interesting/busy as we throw that switch and iron out the technical problems/details and there's probably going to be affidaviting involved (THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE), so boo.
I've never understood why porn focusses so much on oral. I mean, I like giving oral. I'm perfectly happy getting oral. But looking at oral? Some other guy's dick and a girl trying not to vomit and/or look faux-ecstatic int othe camera, overjoyed to be allowed to swallow (another nitpick: most oral in porn just isn't very good oral). Why would I want to look at that? There's so much more fun parts of sex as far as looking is concerned - anything where you can see some nice curves/boobs/ass/any part of the female instead of the male.
I accept that there's something for everyone, and everyone enjoys different stuff. The occasional foot focus in an otherwise regular clip, I don't mind, and I wouldn't mind some focus on a girl giving oral...But 50% of "normal" porn seems to have at least 50% of the screen time devoted to waht seems to me, the least visually interesting bit for a straight guy. Pfft.
I accept that there's something for everyone, and everyone enjoys different stuff. The occasional foot focus in an otherwise regular clip, I don't mind, and I wouldn't mind some focus on a girl giving oral...But 50% of "normal" porn seems to have at least 50% of the screen time devoted to waht seems to me, the least visually interesting bit for a straight guy. Pfft.
GasBandit
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I can tell you, back in the 90s, Heather Brooke gave me some VERY unrealistic benchmarks for oral.
Really, @LittleKagsin you're not interested in listening to @Bubble181 talk about looking at other guys' dicks?
I was as surprised as anyone, I tell ya.
Saint's Row 2 was, and continues to be, more fun than it has any right to be.
GasBandit
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I wish there was a project to port SR2 into SR3's engine, like the morrowind/oblivion/skyrim project. SR2 was the best of all the SRs by far, except how crappy the controls and performance was because it was a half-assed afterthought PC port.
Please allow me to post this picture of a big hairy beaver from the dawn of history, which is apropos of nothing at all in particular.
FT some more FY
Well, I've seen Superchick*, but I doubt that's hardly what you're referring to.
--Patrick
*Another of those movies that I've seen, but all of you probably haven't.
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