Random Video Game Crap

GasBandit

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What the fuck?! Shit, people, settle down.
It's a perfect storm confluence of big tiddy goth gf with the most popular video game franchise in history. Of course it's gonna get Rule34'd the hell out of!

Still, it hasn't come close to how much Overwatch porn there is...
 
Still, it hasn't come close to how much Overwatch porn there is...
You ain’t kidding. I can’t even google up a list of event skins without porn results on the first page, sometimes even in the first line.

And if you didn’t think anyone would Rule 34 up Hamstermech + D.Vamech, well, you would be wrong.

—Patrick
 
Guys...

An artbook for Super Mario Odyssey was released. It turns out Nintendo thought of Bowsette first.



Also, guitarist Rosalina was nearly a thing.

 
My boy Kole Ross of Duckfeed.tv started a new horror game retrospective show on Youtube and the first episode is pretty neat. It's a survival horror grand-daddy older than Alone in the Dark.

 
For 18 years now, I have been searching, waiting, and hoping for a sequel or spiritual successor to Rollcage, a combat racing game for the PS1. No one seems to remember this game. But my brother and I played both games in the series religiously. It combined the combat of a kart racer with the speed of "legit" racing games like Gran Turismo and Need for Speed, and throws in the gimmick of driving on walls and ceilings. Rollcage Stage II came out in 2000, so I've seriously been waiting and searching for 18 years. I kept my PS1 until just two years ago, solely so I could continue to play Rollcage Stage II.

I have been searching and searching, and about 4 days ago, I found out that the developers behind it got back together, formed a new company, got the same composers from the second game, and produced a new game called GRIP: Combat Racing that combines the combat of a kart racer with the speed of "legit" racing games like Gran Turismo and Need for Speed, and throws in the gimmick of driving on walls and ceilings. It is, in every way but name, a sequel to Rollcage. And it comes out November 6th and I'm so fucking excited you wouldn't believe it. Early access is already available on steam. And has been for like a year. Why I never heard about this until a couple days ago I couldn't tell you.

And will it have split screen Multiplayer? You betcha. This couldn't be better.

Here is rollcage, Rollcage stage II, and Grip, compared side by side at 7:30. It's totally, 100% the same game.
 
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GasBandit

Staff member
So, I picked up a browser-based idle/timewaster dating sim just for giggles called Crush Crush. It's pretty standard overall, only with some dry humor, and things seem to progress as I would expect them to. You set your character to use his time working various jobs and pursuing various hobbies to increase your cash and your stats, and use both of those to woo a few dozen ladies, and eventually when you cram enough time in them, sex scenes fall out. Pretty standard stuff...

uh...

And then one of the "girls" to show up in the list is "Bearverly."

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Wut

I don't.... uh...

I don't know if I want to pursue this relationship.

I know they threw this in for the lulz but I have a sinking feeling they're gonna follow through with the whole 9 yards.
 
It’s hard to take her out to eat, she’s always complaining that everything is too hot, too cold, etc.
But I hear she’s an animal in the bedroom.

—Patrick
 

GasBandit

Staff member
So, I picked up a browser-based idle/timewaster dating sim just for giggles called Crush Crush. It's pretty standard overall, only with some dry humor, and things seem to progress as I would expect them to. You set your character to use his time working various jobs and pursuing various hobbies to increase your cash and your stats, and use both of those to woo a few dozen ladies, and eventually when you cram enough time in them, sex scenes fall out. Pretty standard stuff...

uh...

And then one of the "girls" to show up in the list is "Bearverly."


Wut

I don't.... uh...

I don't know if I want to pursue this relationship.

I know they threw this in for the lulz but I have a sinking feeling they're gonna follow through with the whole 9 yards.
Bearverly continues to be a handful.

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Wait, you want to eat HOW much chocolate?!!

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