Former President Trump Thread

[Bubble181]

Read a thread on reddit about trump today that quickly squirreled into an in depth discussion about what breed of dog would do a better job as president.

Loyal, compassionate, ready to fetch that ball. Vote Black Lab in 2020.

Golden Retriever has all the same qualities and will poll better with certain constituencies.

 

[Dave]

"Ain't no n****r lab gonna lead MY country!"

 

[HCGLNS]

Golden Labs are draft dodgers! We need a president who understands the sacrifice of our men in uniform! Vote German Sheppard in 2020!

 

[Denbrought]

Golden Labs are draft dodgers! We need a president who understands the sacrifice of our men in uniform! Vote German Sheppard in 2020!

That nomination bid is doomed and you know it. There's pictures of Mr. Sheppard in a Hitlerjugend uniform, for one.

 

[HCGLNS]

That nomination bid is doomed and you know it. There's pictures of Mr. Sheppard in a Hitlerjugend uniform, for one.

That's fake news! You're just upset that his cousin is a Canadian television icon!

 

[figmentPez]

 

[Dave]

[DOUBLEPOST=1507566045,1507566005][/DOUBLEPOST]No ability at work to change that to 2020.

 

[HCGLNS]

Lol like America would ever elect a cat.

 

[Dave]

"Grab your country by the pussy!"

 

[sixpackshaker]

Golden Labs are draft dodgers! We need a president who understands the sacrifice of our men in uniform! Vote German Sheppard in 2020!

HOW DARE YOU SIR! and we aren't Golden, we're YELLOW!

Wait that doesn't help at all...

 

[@Li3n]

"Grab your country by the pussy!"

"This November, grab the pussy you want for your country..."

 

[Cheesy1]

Only one candidate has my vote.

 

[Emrys]

Keep dreaming your little dreams. Weasels will be your masters in a few short years.

Actually, you'll barely notice the change.

 

[Celt Z]

Hey, doomweaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels.

They will be our new masters now.

 

[ScytheRexx]

It all makes sense. That isn't a toupee on Trumps head, but a really stealthy weasel.

 

[WasabiPoptart]

The Re-pug-licans and the Demo-cats. Maybe with a Liber-terrier as a third party.

 

[Tress]

The Re-pug-licans and the Demo-cats. Maybe with a Liber-terrier as a third party.

Don't forget about the Grrrrr-een Party.

 

[PatrThom]

Don't forget about the Grrrrr-een Party.

It's the party adults have grown to love.

--Patrick

 

[Dei]

???????

 

[Bubble181]

...I'm at work and can't watch with sound and now I'm curious

 

[Dei]

...I'm at work and can't watch with sound and now I'm curious

Trump thinks he's humble.

 

[Bubble181]

Trump thinks he's humble.

And fish are dry, and Gas doesn't like redheads.

 

[ScytheRexx]

I love how even trying to say he is humble sounds like a brag. It was two lines away from "I am so humble, the most humble."

 

[blotsfan]

Isn't that from the election?

 

[GasBandit]

...I'm at work and can't watch with sound and now I'm curious

"You're not known to be a humble man. But I wonder-"

Trump (cutting her off): " I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

 

[Cog]

"I'm perfect. I used to have one imperfection: I was conceited, but I took that away and now I'm perfect" .

 

[PatrThom]

"You're not known to be a humble man. But I wonder-"

Trump (cutting her off): " I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

Simpsons Family Guy did it.



--Patrick

 

[@Li3n]

So Trump pretty much confirmed Rex T called him a moron... but i wonder, you think he ever had the patience to actually take an IQ test before?

 

[Dave]

http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-kno...ffers-to-host-iq-test-for-trump-and-tillerson[DOUBLEPOST=1507660923,1507660890][/DOUBLEPOST]Mensa says, "Oh yeah. We'll host the shit out of an IQ test for Trump and Tillerson!"

 

[HCGLNS]

And the Russian sanctions are now almost 2 weeks overdue, leaving trump in contempt of Congress.

 

[Krisken]

And the Russian sanctions are now almost 2 weeks overdue, leaving trump in contempt of Congress.

That's not all he has contempt for. ::

 

[Dave]

The White House has now said the IQ test challenge was "a joke". And you thought MY jokes weren't funny!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

That's not all he has contempt for. ::

The list of things Trump has contempt for would fill a book that'd make even Victor Hugo think it's too long.

 

[Frank]

I think it's fucking disgusting that Trump is using the presidency to go after old grudges like the NFL, if gutting those greedy shitlord owner's tax cuts happens because of it. Well, at least some ounce of good can come from it.

 

[blotsfan]

I think it's fucking disgusting that Trump is using the presidency to go after old grudges like the NFL, if gutting those greedy shitlord owner's tax cuts happens because of it. Well, at least some ounce of good can come from it.

They gave up their tax-exempt status a few years ago. Trump just doesn't know what he's talking about.