Former President Trump Thread

This press conference (though that now sounds like an oxymoron ) is brought to you by Trump Bronzer, now available at Walmart.


=Munch munch munch=

This all dressed chips are good.
 
Oh, sure, now it's the time to worry, not almost two decades ago when you made it legal to spy on all your citizens because no one wanted to be against something called the Patriot Act. Or when Snowden actually provided the proof about the spying.

At least MK Ultra had the decency of being illegal.
Ahem, credit where due, Russ Feingold voted against it.
 
I don't think Trump would pass a Turing test.

[DOUBLEPOST=1487277201,1487276985][/DOUBLEPOST]Also, regarding the travel ban EO:

 
"So, how about them Yankees, Donald?"

"Okay first of all I was George Steinbrenner's best friend of all time despite never having met him in person. Secondly, I am the least racist person on the planet, I treat all you subhuman mongrel races better than you deserve. But let me tell you something, this winter proves that Global Warming is a Hoax because it snowed once and climate change believers can't explain that. I don't know my dear sweet sweet man lover Vladimir Putin and he doesn't tell me how to run the country when we spoon, that's fake news."
 

Dave

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"So, how about them Yankees, Donald?"

"Okay first of all I was George Steinbrenner's best friend of all time despite never having met him in person. Secondly, I am the least racist person on the planet, I treat all you subhuman mongrel races better than you deserve. But let me tell you something, this winter proves that Global Warming is a Hoax because it snowed once and climate change believers can't explain that. I don't know my dear sweet sweet man lover Vladimir Putin and he doesn't tell me how to run the country when we spoon, that's fake news."
Fucking whatever, man. That sounds nothing like Lord Dampnuts.


There were 4 - FOUR!! - complete sentences in a row.
 

Dave

Staff member
But he's the least racist person you'll ever meet. But all black people know each other, he won't rent to black people, black people are "lazy", a judge can't be trusted because he's Mexican, he has a black friend, and we need to ban all Muslims because they are terrorists.

Perfectly reasonable considering the rest of the people around him.
 
But he's the least racist person you'll ever meet. But all black people know each other, he won't rent to black people, black people are "lazy", a judge can't be trusted because he's Mexican, he has a black friend, and we need to ban all Muslims because they are terrorists.

Perfectly reasonable considering the rest of the people around him.
Well, he might be the least racist person you'll ever meet in his entourage?
 
That press conference was so chaotic the only way it could be saved if donnie screamed out LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
 
This is fucking scary.

More information from AP: Trump weighs mobilizing Nat Guard for immigration roundups
excerpts from the above said:
Four states that border on Mexico are included in the proposal — California, Arizona, New Mexico and Texas — but it also encompasses seven states contiguous to those four — Oregon, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Oklahoma, Arkansas and Louisiana.

Governors in the 11 states would have a choice whether to have their guard troops participate, according to the memo, written by U.S. Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly, a retired four-star Marine general.

[D]ated Jan. 25, the draft memo says participating troops would be authorized "to perform the functions of an immigration officer in relation to the investigation, apprehension and detention of aliens in the United States."

The draft document has circulated among DHS staff over the last two weeks. As recently as Friday, staffers in several different offices reported discussions were underway.

If implemented, the impact could be significant. Nearly one-half of the 11.1 million people residing in the U.S. without authorization live in the 11 states, according to Pew Research Center estimates based on 2014 Census data.
 
Going back to the question about the CBC, setting aside the racism, donnie just explined that the reason nothing had been done on the matter is that they are not returning his phone calls.

Let that sink in, regardless of its a lie or not he wants us to believe that when the GODDAMN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA calls, people let it go to voice mail.
 
Going back to the question about the CBC, setting aside the racism, donnie just explined that the reason nothing had been done on the matter is that they are not returning his phone calls.

Let that sink in, regardless of its a lie or not he wants us to believe that when the GODDAMN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA calls, people let it go to voice mail.
Didn't he turn off the WH switchboard?

Elsewhere, reports are that Propaganda Barbie (aka Kellyanne) wrote the National Guard memo.
 
Weirdly, I don't see a problem with this.

I guess I've already accepted thatour actual police forces (at least the larger ones) have militarized some of their people, like those SWAT teams and such, and the cops performing "raids" and protest busting patrol are decked out like soldiers already.

And it actually seems reasonable to me to put these people to use doing more than spitshining their boots.

Canada has use its military people as extra hands in internal matters at times, too, though not for anything so trivial as rounding up immigrants. We get them to shovel snow off Toronto's driveways.
 
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This will cause more problems than Trump, DHS, or most people in general realize between detainment spacing, court application, and cost; that's ignoring all the civil issues to bleed through those.
 
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