Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

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The one thing "y'all" is not is singular. I have no idea where Hollywood (and too many buzzfeed style lists) got the idea that southerners use it as singular.
 
I have never heard this outside of movie, unless it was from that type of southerner who likes to Hollywood up their own accent. My elementary school principal did that. It was eye-roll inducing.
I've never lived in the "true south" but I've definitely seen y'all used singularly.
 

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Man, I have lived all around the south, and I sure haven't seen it with any regularity at all. No, that's not true. I see middle-aged women do it sometimes, but mostly as a self-aware goof.
 
When applied to me specifically, I always assume the speaker means "you and your kind." Trouble is, I'm not always sure what's being referenced. White people? Geeks? Brown eyes? Northerners?

--Patrick
 
See this is why Daredevil sucks and why Sterling Archer is amazing.

Sterling Archer; regular hearing, regular use of a gun; tinnitus

Daredevil; super duper hearing, like hearing that makes a cat look deaf, frequently exposed to gunfire and explosion; no tinnitus



Mawp mawp
 
I've never lived in the "true south" but I've definitely seen y'all used singularly.
Fade has lived in every town in every south there ever was; his is not only the combination of all southern experiences, but the one true experience. Whatever you believed you experienced was at best a parallel universe's south that Fade has erased from existence, and at worst a delusion. You cannot compare with Fade in his southering.

Here's one to show the missus, fellas.

No need for the ladies to hog it all; every one of us can be smart, guys. ;)
 

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I've been around enough of the South to know it's not this ubiquitous, standard thing Hollywood thinks it is.
 
I've been around enough of the South to know it's not this ubiquitous, standard thing Hollywood thinks it is.
That is not how your conversations about this go. It isn't:

Someone: This southern thing
Fade: Not all southerners; in fact, it's uncommon.


This is how it goes:

Someone: This southern thing
Fade: That isn't true, it's a fabrication, a stereotype. I haven't seen it, therefore it didn't happen, and you don't know what you're talking about.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to partake of this traditional southern beverage as inspired by Gasbandit.

 

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That is not how your conversations about this go. It isn't:

Someone: This southern thing
Fade: Not all southerners; in fact, it's uncommon.


This is how it goes:

Someone: This southern thing
Fade: That isn't true, it's a fabrication, a stereotype. I haven't seen it, therefore it didn't happen, and you don't know what you're talking about.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to partake of this traditional southern beverage as inspired by Gasbandit.

Well I mean sorry you read it that way. That's not what I intended. This is how it happened from my end:

Me: Hollywood does this stereotype all the time. I've never seen anyone do it.
Invariably someone else: Well I've seen it.
Me: can't say I have, and here's my reason why I don't think I'm pulling it out of my ass.

The thing is these stereotypes are pervasive about southerners. It bothers me personally as a southerner the way people in general accept these stereotypes as fact based on movies. We just saw tons of media personalities hopping on these stereotype trains during the last election. So if I get a little overprotective of my people, that's why. Apologies if it comes across as abrasive
 
Well I mean sorry you read it that way. That's not what I intended. This is how it happened from my end:

Me: Hollywood does this stereotype all the time. I've never seen anyone do it.
Invariably someone else: Well I've seen it.
Me: can't say I have, and here's my reason why I don't think I'm pulling it out of my ass.

The thing is these stereotypes are pervasive about southerners. It bothers me personally as a southerner the way people in general accept these stereotypes as fact based on movies. We just saw tons of media personalities hopping on these stereotype trains during the last election. So if I get a little overprotective of my people, that's why. Apologies if it comes across as abrasive

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The thing is these stereotypes are pervasive about southerners. It bothers me personally as a southerner the way people in general accept these stereotypes as fact based on movies. We just saw tons of media personalities hopping on these stereotype trains during the last election. So if I get a little overprotective of my people, that's why. Apologies if it comes across as abrasive
What are you? Some kinda Southern Hipster?

--Patrick
 
What are you? Some kinda Southern Hipster?

--Patrick
I gotta jump in here on Fade's side of things. I have lived in the south my entire life. Born in Texas, raised in South Carolina, friends and family in Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Alabama, etc. and I have never once heard anyone use "y'all" when addressing one person outside of TV or Movies.

I can't say it never happens, just that I have never personally seen it. It also is a dead giveaway that whoever wrote/performed/or otherwise touched a script that does that has no understanding of what that term means. That, along with terrible southern accents kills my suspension of disbelief very quickly.
 
Add one more to the Southern Chorus. I often have pause to think of a geographically appropriate replacement for "y'all" on a regular basis. It's a terribly handy contraction. But I've never used it as a singular. We already have a perfectly good word for that: "you".
 
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