The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)

As a native Edmontonian, I'm just glad my city is a grid.
...for which center street by center avenue is in the DEEP south-east, and not downtown like Calgary. Nice job there trying to have no "SE, NW, NE, SW" markers... except now you have to.
Both your cities look like they were laid out by the ancient Romans, and it's weird and unnatural dammit!
Grids and numbered roads... it's just not right!
 
That's more like it!

I grew up in a town that rarely had a road run straight for more than a km, and many of the main roads changed names multiple times along their route.
Was that Kelowna? It is strange for me as well living in the Vancouver area with their straight roads and numbers.
 
Any proper place lived in by actual people has roads that run any which way except straight ahead. Silly colonials and their pre-made cities :p
You only look down on us Colonials because you're jealous your empire never amounted to anything.

I mean, other than giving Conrad (an Englishg-language writer, even) a setting to explore the savagery lurking under our thin sheen of civilization.
 
On April 20th (yes, 4-20) the government announces that they will introduce legislation to legalize (not decriminalize) pot... next spring: http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/marijuana-legislation-coming-next-spring-feds-1.2867004

What do they need that time for? They already made it an election promise. It's been 6-ish months. They need another year? For what? To accept enough bribes from companies to ensure that only 5-6 companies can legally produce it? Or are they stacking up the bribes to see if anybody can put together enough cash to the right people in the Liberal Party of Canada to become a legal monopoly on the stuff? Yes I consider LPC to be the "we're corrupt! Pay us enough and we'll do what you want!" party for Canada. Not that the others are much better (if better at all) but they're notorious for that crap.

Quote this post to me next year. If they actually allow cottage-industry for recreational stuff, I'll probably die of shock. Mark my words: it will be a near-monopoly of overpriced crap, BEFORE taxes, because we have to tightly control it "for the children."
 
What do they need that time for?
I feel like the article you posted has your answer right near the top. It suggests the bill hasn't been written, yet. So the corruption is likely just lawyers and politicians taking their sweet time doing as little work as possible, sitting on committees and expense accounting dinners in fancy Ottawa restaurants.


But I do expect that there will essentially be a monopoly on pot, too.
 
I feel like the article you posted has your answer right near the top. It suggests the bill hasn't been written, yet. So the corruption is likely just lawyers and politicians taking their sweet time doing as little work as possible, sitting on committees and expense accounting dinners in fancy Ottawa restaurants.


But I do expect that there will essentially be a monopoly on pot, too.
It's more that "assuming somewhat competent people" (that's probably wrong right there, considering government, not just the Liberal Party) they had this stance PRE-ELECTION. Which means hopefully they had an idea how they were going to do it, even if not 100% fleshed out, the basics (who can grow, where can be sold from, who can buy (easy, not minors, done), and how to deal with past convictions) should all have been already decided. I would at least hope that if a party has it as a major plank of their platform, the basics have been sussed out. Thus drafting, etc, is in the 6-month timeframe (maybe). Thus they should have TABLED the bill this week, and had a nice long (and public) 1st, 2nd, and 3rd readings with lots of committees in-between, making it PASS sometime near this time next year, or (preferably) this fall.

That essentially nothing is done NOW, means they've done nothing so far. Which is gross incompetence, and as others in the media have said, "What about all the people getting criminal records THIS year?" All signs of "who the fuck is actually controlling the party?" Which is (at least one reason) why I didn't vote for them. Maybe this year we'll find out who with the big purse is really in control of the party, because it certainly isn't Mr. Trudeau Jr. It never has been.
 
Thanks! I saw in the news that they were evacuating 60000 people due to the wildfire. It made me wonder if any of our forumites were affected.
 
The entire city was evacuated with no deaths, and (as of the information I have) only two minor injuries.

Fort Mac is an oil town, and with the fall in oil prices, some of the work camps were at low or no capacity, so people were able to evacuate to them. "Camp" in this case means buildings with power, internet, food, refrigeration, etc. So that's quite fortunate. Approximately 18 000 people have headed toward my city (Edmonton), while others are stopping at other nearby areas. Many gas stations along the route have offered discounted or free gas to evacuees.

Meanwhile, another town, Lac Ste Anne has been notified that they may have to evacuate.

My province is on fire.

Unnecessary political bitchy remark spoilered for those who don't care to hear about that nonsense:
Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party, truther-enabler, and general useless sac of shit, has used this opportunity to explain that Canada isn't doing enough to fight climate change.
 
Unnecessary political bitchy remark spoilered for those who don't care to hear about that nonsense:
Elizabeth May, leader of the Green Party, truther-enabler, and general useless sac of shit, has used this opportunity to explain that Canada isn't doing enough to fight climate change.

(As in bad timing. Really bad timing.)
 
The evacuations of Fort Mac and other towns has been a little bit of a nightmare. My family that was there got out safely. My aunt and grandmother are on alert that they may have to evacuate on a moments notice if the winds turn on them.
 
I have a buddy in Fort Mac, another who has family up that way... my buddy has lost his home in this. Managed to salvage possessions during the evac though, and he has a trailer to live in for the meantime... but still.
 
Two former Preds/Admirals players (Scottie Upshall and Vernon Fiddler) have family up there. I haven't heard specifics, but it sounds like their families have been hit by this.
 
Not a soul living in Ft. MacMurray hasn't been affected. The entire city is pretty much gone. 88000 people displaced in a few days of raging inferno. I can't even help. I'm still on crutches.
 
That fire is having another affect - we had a really weird storm system come shooting straight down from the north/northwest last night.

Thanks, Alberta.
 
Meanwhile in Newfoundland, church attendance is up as everyone comes back home.
Also, ALL the fundraising concerts!
And everyone who's had family out there has gotten word that they are safe.
 
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