Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!
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GasBandit
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Hey, I got sick too.Wait wait wait wait. Are you commenting on how I eat? I'm pretty sure you had vodka for dinner for at least half of last week.
And I even got a solid 8 hours every night.[DOUBLEPOST=1445301234,1445301201][/DOUBLEPOST]
You don't mix Coke with vodka. I keep trying to tell Terrik that, too. Who the hell mixes vodka with Coke?
Me, too.
If only I could get to bed at a reasonable hour, but no, keep stupidly staying up until 2-3a.
Maybe that's why it's been a week and I haven't shaken it yet.
Don't y'all call everything "Coke" down there? I would've said "pop" but I was trying to be regional.
--Patrick
GasBandit
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In a restaurant maybe, but never at the bar. You say exactly what you want in your drink by brand name... otherwise you end up with engine degreaser mixed with mopwater.
Can we just make a separate thread for @GasBandit and @Dei to make their inside jokes with each other?
Me, apparently.
Vodka should be drunk neat.
Failing that, you should put it in some v8, add a splash of worcestershire, salt and tobasco, and stick a celery stalk in it.
Failing that, you should put it in some v8, add a splash of worcestershire, salt and tobasco, and stick a celery stalk in it.
There are always flavored vodkas, though I realize "flavored vodka" is like saying "sugar-free candy" or "tofurkey."
--Patrick
Hey, go easy on Terrik. He just spend the last few years in a county that mixes wine with Sprite.
Clamato!!
Totally acceptable. There's a ton of ways to make a bloody mary. All of them are better than not making one at all
The worst is that I am wide awake at 12:30 and in horrible pain. I have taken all I can take and still work tomorrow. So, I will be an exhausted, limping zombie in these calls. I feel its unfair for it to be daily. I am allowed to take leave and have a life and time to get my real work done.
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GasBandit
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Fuck yeah Tito's Handmade Vodka. Best there is.
The good news: it's sold here.
The silly news: this was what the Tito's site said when I plugged in my state. I had visions of @GasBandit pointing and laughing.
Looking at the State of Ohio's list... I can get Tito's right at my local Kroger. Neato.
You can also get Schlitz without driving for three hours each way. You bastard.
Yuengling too. But really, if you want beer, there are 140+ craft brands here in Ohio. Yes, the biggest is Sam Adams (which is still consider craft because of it's size) but we also have the famous Great Lakes Brewing Company and many others. We're actually 4th in the nation for craft brewing.
Yuengling is all over here, too. And I can get all sorts of craft beers at Kroger, Giant Eagle, and a few specialty shops. But for the better "American Adjunct Lager", like Schlitz or Narragansett, at best I have to drive 40 miles to little Washington. The only *confirmed* place I've seen Schlitz with my own eyes was a Giant Eagle in Warren, OH.
After seeing Bert's post, I looked Tito's up so that I could make fun of it. But it seems a quality beverage that I'll have to give a try. Currently, my favorite is Platinum.[DOUBLEPOST=1445340390,1445340184][/DOUBLEPOST]
Wait, so your favorite bloody mary is just Zing Zang bloody mary mix with a bunch of random shit stuck in it?
That's not a drink...that's a TGI Friday's appetite sampler stuck on top of a drink, instead of on a plate where it belongs.
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I originally just wanted to decry Clamato, but the post got out of hand so I just kept adding to it. Kind of like that blood mary pic.Wait, so your favorite bloody mary is just Zing Zang bloody mary mix with a bunch of random shit stuck in it?
That's not a drink...that's a TGI Friday's appetite sampler stuck on top of a drink, instead of on a plate where it belongs.
But Clamato is awesome! Especially the extra spicy stuff.
I've never had it, but they sell it at the convenience store near my house. I have some Platinum, worcestershire, celery salt and tobasco at home, so I'm inclined to make a bloody caesar to give it a try tonight.
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Ok I'm done I promise
. But anything commercially released mixed with Bud Light is - at least by association - not good.
Ew! Why would they mix it with light beer??View attachment 19514
Ok I'm done I promise
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To be fair, it's not a Canadian drink so much as it is a Mexican drink.
Light beer is not Canadian
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I actually just meant it was a drink she was on note as enjoying, I was not trying to imply Clamato (or light beer) was a national treasure of Canada.Light beer is not Canadian
EDIT: Here is an actual whine to get the thread back on(?) track: I don't know that I will have - or maybe even want - my job soon with the amount of things that are changing here, very quickly. This year I have already lost my father and had to end an 11 year relationship to keep myself from completely breaking down; so sure lets include possibly losing a job I've held for a decade as well. 2015 can eat all the dicks.
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I decided to work from home today to do these conference calls. It's another gem where people swap from french to english in the same sentence and some dude is screaming into the phone...
