Sounds like it could be fun.
The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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Does anyone else feel a weird high after eating chili? Because I do and its AWESOME!
Chili, no. Pho with plenty of chili paste? Hell yeah.
Man I haven't had a good bowl of pho in months. Now I'm craving it hardcore, and I dunno if there's a shop in the area.
I'm in the same boat. We had a good pho place, but it's gone downhill. I really need to go buy some ingredients and make some myself. Maybe that'll be lunch on Sunday.
I looked it up and there's like 4 or so in the area, but it seems like they're all either mediocre food or terrible service (we're talking multiple yelp reviews about angry waiters). I'm sure they're all little family-run places like they were in Atlanta, but at least those had some nice folks running the place. Maybe when I've got some spending cash I'll check one out and see how it goes.
Yeah, the one good place we had (out of 20 or so choices) used to be run by one little old dude in the kitchen who made his broth from scratch, including roasting his own beef bones - because beef broth was the only option - and just cook the broth down all day, adding more water when needed, etc. The rest of the menu was good, including the fried apps, and service was prompt and friendly; as long as you went in on weekends. During the week you got bland, watered down broth, crappy apps, and almost no service, so we started only going on weekends. Unfortunately, it looks like everyone else did the same, and now they can't afford to run the place well on weekends either, because the last time we were in on a Saturday the place was dead, the service was horrible, and while the broth was still good, the apps tasted (literally) like dirt.
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I usually get gas. Does that count?
My friend gave me a call yesterday and she wants me to help her design and make her wedding dress! Gah, I'm so excited! I mean, how cool is that?? On one of the most important days in her life....I will have made what she's wearing. Oh goodness! We're going to meet next week and plan out what she wants, what kind of dress she likes. So, yay!
Have this website open the whole time: http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=fSbXGsysAAk
Oh. My. Glob. Brilliant Allen!
I shall do as you say.
I shall do as you say.
Also, do heroin.
Psh, you know I've never stopped.
North_Ranger
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Doing heroines? I approve. And want pictures
NR, I've got your back. Here's all the images you need.
North_Ranger
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Yyyyyyeah... not what I had in mind.
It is the cold, hard reality that herr kags is addicted to dressing up like heroin while being high on heroin, and you can either respect this lifestyle or get out.
I haven't seen my girlfriend for 2 and a half weeks and I'm INCREDIBLY horny, like, it's fucking distracting. To the point where I find myself staring at the polygon asses of women in the videogames I play. I've had to rewind shows I'm watching cause I get distracted ogling at legs or cleavage or something. And yes, this is with constant... y'know.. solo maintenance of the equipment.
I can't wait for her to get here on Saturday. Gah.
I can't wait for her to get here on Saturday. Gah.
Think of Roseanne naked on a bear skin rug.
GasBandit
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... and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass, and an ass.
GasBandit
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GasBandit
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I wanted a picture of her shouting "I KNOW!" like she used to but my google fu failed me and I could only find one of her shouting it angrily, when I wanted something smiling. So I saw that on the same page and said "eh close enough."
You just can't stop thinking about it.
While that's true, I also love that fucking word. It's so versatile and beautiful.
Like butts. Butts are so versatile and beautiful too. You can spank them, squeeze them, bite them.... err, what were we talking about?
GasBandit
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That reminds me. One of the girly pictures that came up on my google search for butts to taunt you with had a caption that said "Ass - the better vagina!"
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Kate: I don't see how it could possibly be pleasurable for a woman. I just don't think it's natural. You're not supposed to go up there. To tell you the truth, I don't know how men do it either.
Deuce Bigalow: You're not curious, just to try something new?
Kate: I'm just not into it.
Deuce Bigalow: So space exploration is definitely out for you?
Kate: Definitely. I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut. I just wouldn't do it. Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.
Deuce Bigalow: You're not curious, just to try something new?
Kate: I'm just not into it.
Deuce Bigalow: So space exploration is definitely out for you?
Kate: Definitely. I mean, more power to any woman who wants to be an astronaut. I just wouldn't do it. Frankly, I'd rather take it up the butt.
That's what he said...