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The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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I flirted openly with Quotemander Prime 's wife's character in our DnD game.
We were watching Scrubs, the Bahamas episodes. At one point Carla walked away from the camera in a bikini and my wife had a "dat ass" moment over it.
'Cause my wife is cool. <3
'Cause my wife is cool. <3
With out reading any more of the thread: I know this feeling. Blue mentions us being married to everyone.
Me? I know I talk about him on here...but around new people I sorta...not talk about it. I sometimes don't even mention having a kid. I just fear the conversation going something like "So...didn't you have any dreams? Why tie yourself down so young?"
I don't feel like I've given up anything...I just don't want to have to justify myself to others and be excluded.
Spill the evidence so we can indict her in the court of halforums
Cajungal
Staff member
I don't have any solid proof... It's just that if this were a sitcom or something, she'd definitely be one. Barely speaks English; young, 30-something lady who looks like she got her face cut and her boobs done the second she left her 20s; dresses in stripper clothes; married to a very old, divorced rich guy. To be honest, there are a lot of ridiculous-looking couples at that school. I'm not trying to be judgmental... I don't know what goes on between two people when they're alone. But Jesus. Our families are either laid-back urban-farmer-looking people or couples who keep Viagra in business.
We can have date desperation and get fit together! We'll give it a name like, uhm... I don't know. I don't title things. I have people for that but they're on vacation.
The prescription stuff doesn't have as many side effects, and it's faster-acting.
--Patrick
Blue was playing Playstation All-Star a little ibt ago. Jet was sitting at his little table, playing with cars but he had become entranced by the game and was watching.
So, Blue finishes a match.
From the table we hear "Yay. You did it." Jet is sitting there, elbow on the table, hand resting against his cheek. "You did SUCH a good job. Good for you." His expression never changes...and he sounds genuinely happy but bloody friggin sarcastic at the same time. It was patronizing in tone.
I died laughing.
So, Blue finishes a match.
From the table we hear "Yay. You did it." Jet is sitting there, elbow on the table, hand resting against his cheek. "You did SUCH a good job. Good for you." His expression never changes...and he sounds genuinely happy but bloody friggin sarcastic at the same time. It was patronizing in tone.
I died laughing.
Oh God... the only way he could have made it better would have been to have slow-clapped. This kid is awesome...... he can never meet my daughter.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Afraid to have an awesome son-in-law, O_C? 
And yes, Cthulhu Jr. frickin' burned his old man XD
And yes, Cthulhu Jr. frickin' burned his old man XD
I just earned the...
Your Dog Doesn't Recognize You.
award.
Seems a little more ironic than rain on a wedding day.
Your Dog Doesn't Recognize You.
award.
Seems a little more ironic than rain on a wedding day.
I think all the overtime is getting to me. Nearly had a laugh attack at work while just sitting at my desk over the question "Why is my Jello chewy?"
I should probably get some sleep.
I should probably get some sleep.
Bloody nose, bloody nose, hope it doesn't touch my toes!
Are you expecting to dream up the answer? C'mon, get on that, I wanna know!
Bought my first REAL suit.Not a rack one,but tailormade.It looks awsome and the saleslady kept oogling my butt.
I also,unknowingly bought the same aftershave my father used and now I am kinda sad,cuz the smell reminds me of him.
I also,unknowingly bought the same aftershave my father used and now I am kinda sad,cuz the smell reminds me of him.
I'm not a very good cook. I mean, I do okay, but I'm generally to lazy to be good at it. I can, however, make some pretty awesome desserts. It's my speciality, if you will. And I just found a recipe for a chocolate peanut butter layered cake with a chocolate ganche glaze. I'm kind of super excited to try it out! I'll hopefully make it this weekend. And I will probably shamelessly post pictures of it somewhere for you guys to see.
Just know, if I could give you some cake, I totally would.
North_Ranger
Staff member
Don't you know that the cake is a lie?
figmentPez
Staff member
I don't think I've ever been jealous of Nate before now...I'm not a very good cook. I mean, I do okay, but I'm generally to lazy to be good at it. I can, however, make some pretty awesome desserts. It's my speciality, if you will. And I just found a recipe for a chocolate peanut butter layered cake with a chocolate ganche glaze. I'm kind of super excited to try it out! I'll hopefully make it this weekend. And I will probably shamelessly post pictures of it somewhere for you guys to see.
You know rapping isn't just saying things on one note, right?
Would people here be up for a 'Where am I?' kind of thread? You know, of the sort where you post a picture of some well known building or landmark or site or whatever and maybe give a couple of clues, and then others try to guess what/where it is, and whoever gets it right posts a new picture. Or are people already sick of thread games?
It's just something that popped into my mind. I've seen such on other boards, and figured it could be fun. I don't remember seeing any such thread here, though, so I wondered if something like that might be a good idea. And the Random Crap thread seemed like a good place to ask about such random crap.
It's just something that popped into my mind. I've seen such on other boards, and figured it could be fun. I don't remember seeing any such thread here, though, so I wondered if something like that might be a good idea. And the Random Crap thread seemed like a good place to ask about such random crap.
Help me write a dirty blog post?