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this guy runs around in a yellow and gold suit, complete with bullet proof / stab proof plating and a nightstick with a taser and mace.

http://www.kirotv.com/news/26363364/detail.html

if you had the nads to do this, what would your hero name be? (-super since no super powers)

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basically, this.

"crazy man with a gun man"

Or

"crazed gunman shoots 6 innocent bystanders and one purse snatcher"-man.

I would be called "The Dead Old Fat Guy". I'd be okay against 1 or maybe even 2 people with that armor, but I'd have to work on my cardio as I'd be winded walking down the stairs to the fight.

I would wear comfortable running shoes, a club, rope, and a bandolier of ferrets over my shoulder, which I would drop down the pants of criminals for a good, old fashioned Yorkshire-style ferreting. While the criminals were distracted by the ferrets latching on to bits they would prefer to keep, I would whack them over the head and tie them up. Then my ferrets and I would run off for a light snack.

I would probably be to lazy/apathetic to be a hero if I didn't have any cool super powers.

"Dead 31 year old male leaves grieving wife and 2 year old son behind... more at 11."

I'm definitely not tough enough for this sort of thing... I would have to be in nearly an olympian level of fitness and be a hell of a lot better at fighting before I would ever consider this sort of nonsense.

I'd be one of those pathetic heroes on the T.V. show. I'd probably use telekinesis to open my Dr. Pepper or something trivial like that.

I'd be the type that would take a beating, then shout out that I'm a hemophiliac, and then kick them in the junk when they feel sorry for me.

I would be a Ranger!

I would have a Police Box.

I'm the one who calls the police while peeking out my window, holding something heavy to throw just in case. Seriously, I'm a huge wuss. I scare very easily, and even though I like the idea of helping people, I don't think I could put myself in harm's way for just anyone.

Docseverin said:

I would be a Ranger!

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For me, specifically, a Green Beret Army Air-borne, Ranger, or what I like to call him, Dad.

It will probably end badly for this dude in Seattle. Hope not though. There are times I'd like to suit up and kick some ass, but I don't have the training or the fitness or the pain tolerance.

IF I weren't such a weenie, though, I'd want a black and purple costume. Purple is so cool.

My alter ego.

You're not a punker, are you, Mathias? Man, I hate punkers.

ThatNickGuy said:

You're not a punker, are you, Mathias? Man, I hate punkers.

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Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

drawn_inward said:

For me, specifically, a Green Beret Army Air-borne, Ranger, or what I like to call him, Dad.

It will probably end badly for this dude in Seattle. Hope not though. There are times I'd like to suit up and kick some ass, but I don't have the training or the fitness or the pain tolerance.

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I'd be a ranger too, probably. Maybe the blue one. Though the black one had a axe/gun which was pretty boss. I could do without a mastodon zord though.


Shit, did anyone call green yet?

A simple lesbian housewife and mother by day, this anorexic-looking power lesbian has no super powers, save her bank account and internet fueled rage. When confronted by evil doers, she simply buys them out and fires them, and uses craigslist and /b/ to harass them in their private lives before having them "relocated." Known weaknesses are her addiction to designer drugs, vodka, and surfing god damned forums looking for cosplay porn.

phil said:

I'd be a ranger too, probably. Maybe the blue one. Though the black one had a axe/gun which was pretty boss. I could do without a mastodon zord though.


Shit, did anyone call green yet?

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The only color left is eggshell.

Mathias said:

Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

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Hey! HEY! Get back here! I'm not finished with you!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

Krisken said:

I'd be one of those pathetic heroes on the T.V. show. I'd probably use telekinesis to open my Dr. Pepper or something trivial like that.

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If you were like the "Heroes", you'd never ever use your fantastic powers. But you'd complain about how they don't let you be a normal human, despite the fact that there's absolutely no way anyone would identify you with one. Oh, and maybe you'd have the world's most boring lesbian encounter.

Sounds like my prom night.

fade said:

If you were like the "Heroes", you'd never ever use your fantastic powers. But you'd complain about how they don't let you be a normal human, despite the fact that there's absolutely no way anyone would identify you with one. Oh, and maybe you'd have the world's most boring lesbian encounter.

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Hmmm, where have I seen that before...?

HCGLNS said:

I would have a Police Box.

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That's awesome, I'd want one too!

Hmm.. wouldn't that clash with "unlawful imprisonment" even though it's a citizen's arrest?

I wear blue. *trollface*

I'm a mom and military wife. I'm already a hero.

I'd be a Jedi.

You know, one of those guys who goes around in robes and swings light-up plastic toy swords, and puts "Jedi" as his religion on census forms.

Just so people wont mistake my balding pate with Calleja's-