My boyfriend bought an old custom built Cherokee for way too much a few months ago. Of course, two weeks later it was having problems and last month it totally broke down. Since then he has put another $2,500 in it and totally rebuilt the engine and did a lot of work on it. He has and will do all the labor himself as he refuses to pay for labor. He spends all his spare time fixing the damned thing instead of spending it with me. Friday he found out that the motor needs to be taken back out and fixed again and is looking at another few hundred in repairs.
I said he should just sell it and wipe his hands clean from this failed project but he says no.
What should he do? What should I do?
You want my opinion?
Shut the hell up. You’re not his wife. You’re not paying for the repairs. It’s absolutely none of your business what he does with his Jeep or with his money. I know your type well… first it’s “Sell the Jeep because it’s costing too much money," then it’s “No, you can’t go spend the weekend with your buddies because I need you to take me shopping,” then it’s “Oh gee, honey… I’m pregnant. Gosh, I have no idea how THAT happened.”
Admit it, you’re a DreamKiller. You kill a guy’s dreams, his aspirations, take away his future, tie him down with a fat mortgage and too many babies and turn him into just another miserable guy wondering, “How the hell did I get here?”
Do you really want to help him? Do you? Here’s what you do…
Go to your local library (it’s a big building with books inside, beyond the cooking sections) and check out a couple of books on rebuilding engines. Read them, over and over, until YOU understand what needs to be done then help him get that engine out and rebuild it. Tie your hair back in a ponytail and put on some old jeans and get your hands dirty. Hand him wrenches, hold the light, pull the wire connectors apart, help him get the hood off… help him with anything he needs. When he gets tired, run inside and make him a hot lunch or dinner. Fix him coffee, hot chocolate, a sandwich, whatever he wants. Whatever he needs.
But NO beer. Beer is for when the job is done.
Then when the day is over and you’re both exhausted from working on the engine, push him into a hot shower and jump in with him. Scrub his back, wash his hair, rinse him off and dry him with fluffy towels still hot from the dryer. Then push him into bed and screw his ears off. Then get up the next day and do it all over again.
Rebuilding an engine is a slow and methodical process. Make him realize that every step should be regarded as surgery and every step must be perfect… perfect torque, perfect fit, perfectly clean. If you run into a step that you just can’t figure out, ask for help from someone who knows what he’s doing.
Are you cute? Put on a low-cut top, show some cleavage and go (by yourself) to the local Jeep shop, and explain to the guys that you are helping your boyfriend to rebuild his engine and neither of you can figure out this one little step, and do they have any advice…
Think it won’t work? Think again. We guys love to help cute girls even if they have a boyfriend. (Hey, maybe you’ve got a sister or girlfriend…)
But absolutely DO NOT whine or complain like you just did. Shame on you. Do not say a single negative thing when you'll help him with his dream. Not a single “Oooooo, I broke a nail.” If you break a nail, cut your finger, bang a knuckle, you just shut the hell up and DEAL WITH IT. You should be a hopelessly optomistic, never-say-die cheerleader, encouraging him every step of the way.
But that’s just my opinion.