Eleven, off the top of my hat.
You know pants not to mention. I also accept bribes in the forms of money, D&D/Pathfinder figures and good movies.
That would ruin the fun, wouldn't it? Also, can you lean your left just a tad to the right? Ah, there... Thank you. Now hold very, very still...[DOUBLEPOST=1358175976][/DOUBLEPOST]
Still living. Still not going to be cured, but the treatment is keeping the situation contained.
Let's see... I'm overweight, I suffer from a chronic illness that demands intensive medication and daily assistance... and I live next door to a major hospital in the area.
Because I want to know where the good eatin' is.
Assuming I don't come up with a pile of wheezing parts that go "Kill me" (seriously, I sucked at shop)... redhead. Esthetically pleasing body type; all the skinny skeletons can go fuck themselves. Preferably on the tall end. Personality-wise... that's the tricky part. I don't want a clone of myself, and I'm always surprised by how well or how badly different personalities bounce off of each other. Open-minded, sociable, intelligent... those things come to mind. Interests... I'll have to think about those. But any roleplaying interest is a must.
Go to where the good eatin' is.
Is that because you'd only get frozen dinners where you are?
Depends on the season. Contrary to popular opinion, Finland has more than one season. And the first person to say that they are winter and not-winter gets eaten feet first.
Winter and Cold Winter?
They will never find your body.
...under 6 feet of snow.
I will be well preserved, at least.
Until the wolves come.
If the package also includes eternal youth and eternal health... I would give it serious thought. Otherwise, get the f*** outta my face.
Aging would cease to be an issue and you would remain healthy of course... otherwise it would be nothing but eternal torment. (personally I would still choose mortality).
Yeah, I forgot to write "favorite" in there... sorry about that. I blame my kludgy fingers. I like your answers though.
Well, I haven't really heard any jokes about Finland (minus the "Meanwhile in Finland") picture in English. Apparently most of the English-speaking world spends most of their mockery on the French. But here's one I find funny:
Much obliged
I'm neither your mom nor your wife, so no.
No, I won't.
Probably not. It seems that overindulgement in Scooby snacks results in brain death, cowardice and use of the term "Zoinks!"
I think that was more the recreational drug use than the Scooby Snacks...
Sure, I could be persuaded. It better be good swag, though
